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I go to the gym every week day at 6.30am because im fat and dont want to be fat any longer, im doing quite well in losing 1 stone and half in a month or so.

 

But when i have a shower after i get disgusted by some people.

 

Three things,

 

1) Why do people dry themselves with one leg up on the benches, naked and then floss there crack?

 

2) Why do some people not mind talking to you when they are naked?

 

3) In the last month i have seen more penis than flange, am i gay?

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I'd never go to the gym. I can do everything I would want to do at a gym at home so I'd rather not pay s**t loads of money to be around a load of up their own arse sweaty men flexing their muscles in a mirror, or fat f**ks just being annoying and fat.

 

Only upside is the women I s'pose, but there isn't exactly loads of hawt wimminz in gyms really

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Get some business cards printed up saying "I'm not one of those. Please do not speak to me in an undressed state" and then simply pass it to them if they try...

 

Have you got much loose skin yet?

 

Im not that fat, ffs.

 

Scott you would love the male showers, its amazing, thats the real reason i pay for the gym, also there are some nice ladies down the gym, the muscle heads love it.

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i have similar issues with showering after football. why why why bend over to pick your clothes up out your bag right in front of me. Why

 

I used to pay £60 a month to go to Hampshire tennis + Health Club, sweet as fook inside and nice facilities, some nice toffelockers but used to only go to use the jacuzzi so seemed ridiculous.

 

CF, you go to the gym at 6.30 every morning, thats keeraazzyy. i dont get out of bed til 8.30 and i still have rock hard pecs

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You don't get fitties at the gym, the fitties don't need to go to the gym, only the saggy or the obese go.

 

People only say fitties go to try and justify their £75/month membership fee.

 

Loads of fitties go to my gym. They go to maintain there hot bodies. Tbf there are more fat moose's but there are still alot of fitties.

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My GP has given me gym membership on the NHS. I get 24 weeks membership for £18 which also includes a one to one session with a trainer to develop an exercise routine.

 

I shall be getting all the benefits of the gym (fitties included) but at pikey rates. Go me.

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To be fair, there is always at least a couple of lookers at the Rapids Gym, and sometimes you can end up in the Spa with it full of hot totteh.

 

The annoying thing with the Rapids is that the swimming is ****e unless you go first thing in the morning and there are too many stupid f*cking c*nts who go to the gym simply to 'walk' on the f*cking treadmills for 30 minutes, meaning nobody who actually wants to exercise can get on them.

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Who is paying over £50 a month for the gym ffs!??!??

 

I pay £35, get gym, swimming pool, suana/steam room, classes, discount on golf, one to one with a fittness instructor.

 

I enjoy it, but i hate the shower part. I go at 6.30am before work as its manic down there after work.

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C_F, I would be careful about losing a stone in only a couple of weeks. I myself decided to get a bit fitter, and have lost over 8 kg in three months. Approaching a stone and a half. it is generally suggested that you lose more than around 1kg a week - at that sort of rate, you'll lose a stone in 6-7 weeks. If you lose it quicker than this, you are more prone to put it back on, as well as having baggy skin syndrome.

 

Maybe Redknapp lost some fat on his face too quick.

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I go to 2 different gyms, 'cos i'm that much of a freak.

 

I also have just 2 more posts to deliver today, which means I am slacking a bit.

 

At one of my gyms there are no women I don't think, but at the other there are loads and some are very fit, especially the ones that do Street Dancing lessons there on a Monday.

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My GP has given me gym membership on the NHS. I get 24 weeks membership for £18 which also includes a one to one session with a trainer to develop an exercise routine.

 

I shall be getting all the benefits of the gym (fitties included) but at pikey rates. Go me.

 

Why - are you massive? ;)

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C_F, I would be careful about losing a stone in only a couple of weeks. I myself decided to get a bit fitter, and have lost over 8 kg in three months. Approaching a stone and a half. it is generally suggested that you lose more than around 1kg a week - at that sort of rate, you'll lose a stone in 6-7 weeks. If you lose it quicker than this, you are more prone to put it back on, as well as having baggy skin syndrome.

 

Maybe Redknapp lost some fat on his face too quick.

 

Mine was in a month or so, i think i have been going for 4 and half weeks.

 

So its not to extreme to be honest, it wasnt like i was really fat so i wont have excess skin tbh, im just toning and losing my mewbs. Remember RobskII i was probably more overweight than you, it has slowed down now and im actually levelling out but still dropping dress sizes!!! Its all to do with turning my excess fat now too muscle.

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I used to work in a leisure centre, and had to walk about the changing rooms making sure no-one was vandalizing them etc and saw way to much penis!

 

Conversely, couldn't you have walked around the women's' changing rooms as well?

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Does anyone go to their gym just to use the changing facilities?

 

I am in the process of fitting a new bathroom, so the shower has come out whilst the tiling is done, because of this I went to the Rapids on the way to work the other day, as I fancied a shower instead of a bath, used the shower, got changed and went to work, without going anywhere near the gym. :cool:

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I go to the gym every week day at 6.30am because im fat and dont want to be fat any longer, im doing quite well in losing 1 stone and half in a month or so.

 

But when i have a shower after i get disgusted by some people.

 

Three things,

 

1) Why do people dry themselves with one leg up on the benches, naked and then floss there crack?

 

2) Why do some people not mind talking to you when they are naked?

 

3) In the last month i have seen more penis than flange, am i gay?

 

With reference to item 1, it has been my experince that it is always the guy with the longest one that does this. They always strut around the changing room as well ensuring that everyone has a good look, I always found it amusing frankly, it was also reassurring as I was never interested thank God.

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Does anyone go to their gym just to use the changing facilities?

 

I am in the process of fitting a new bathroom, so the shower has come out whilst the tiling is done, because of this I went to the Rapids on the way to work the other day, as I fancied a shower instead of a bath, used the shower, got changed and went to work, without going anywhere near the gym. :cool:

 

The only facilities my house had in 2005 was a toilet & sink, so I had to join our local Gym to shower & laze in the Jacuzzi. Great never having to wash towels but bit of a pian to have to get up early each day to driver 10 minutes for a shower before work.

 

Also agree on the naked men front. Some people have no shame.

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Thism plus the fact that you like RnB, wear vests and flip flops, makes you a big flaming hom.

 

 

(Oh, btw- you got one of those longer blue cables connecting the new phones to the computer?? If so, f00king gimme one. Cheers)

 

a hom?

 

don't forget 3.4 lengths.

 

Yeah i got one of them cables. It will cost you a round neck t shirt in large

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