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Our fishy fiend is on his 999th post. What gem will he come up with for us to mark the occasion of the thousandth? "Takeover completed", "Redknapp knighted" "New stadium given green light (again)"?

 

I canee wait.

 

Should we get him a cake?

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Maybe this will prompt a stark realisation that he is a sad **** (like the rest of us) and that will be the end of it.

 

Thank you lads and lasses, Now that I'm a fully paid up member of the Sad ****, is this an exclusive club, bit like the Mile High, or Freemasons, is there a secret call sine like:butthead:;)

 

For my 1000 post a little ditty,

Wier now owned by an A-Rabb

And one who is unique,

Of all the A-Rabbs in this world

We found a Pot-less Sheik[-o<:->

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Thank you lads and lasses, Now that I'm a fully paid up member of the Sad ****, is this an exclusive club, bit like the Mile High, or Freemasons, is there a secret call sine like:butthead:;)

 

For my 1000 post a little ditty,

Wier now owned by an A-Rabb

And one who is unique,

Of all the A-Rabbs in this world

We found a Pot-less Sheik[-o<:->

 

Like it!

 

Here's mine:

 

We're now owned by a German

And one who is unique,

Of all the Germans in this world

We found one who is facking loaded.

 

Get in!

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You changed it, it said 1000 when I read it the first time!:D

 

Was 999 last night, wtf is going on?

 

Anyway, to join in the spirit

 

There once was a man hailed from Pompey,

Who wanted to play with a donkey

Stop right there said hi Ma

While I undo me bra

And I help while you spank your wee monkey.

 

here all week.

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Thank you lads and lasses, Now that I'm a fully paid up member of the Sad ****, is this an exclusive club, bit like the Mile High, or Freemasons, is there a secret call sine like:butthead:;)

 

For my 1000 post a little ditty,

Wier now owned by an A-Rabb

And one who is unique,

Of all the A-Rabbs in this world

We found a Pot-less Sheik[-o<:->

 

Nice attempt at self deprecation. With a sense of humour (black) like this you really can't be a Skate.

 

Are you a pony lover in disguise?

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Nice attempt at self deprecation. With a sense of humour (black) like this you really can't be a Skate.

 

Are you a pony lover in disguise?

 

:D,,,Nay Lad,,,,,,When it comes to leathers and tack in a barn or Fishmongers slab,,,,,,,,,,,Give me handful of sprats any day;)

 

Ps can the muver fugger who nicked two of my posts Give em Back!,,,,Bar stewards;)

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