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There was an attractive young babysitter

Who got rather drunk on strong bitter

When filling her cup

She turned the other way up

and asked to be taken in the....

 

Kitchen.

As the baby was much fitter?

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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remember when i talked in rhyme and stuff

 

might do it again. just to be way out there

 

I think you mean "Way out of here...";)

Posted

Crap, just doesn't work, isn't funny, no understanding of rhythym or scansion. Laboured, clumsy, childish, inarticulate. And it's Limerick.

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There once was a young babysitter

Who got rather drunk on strong bitter

She took one BIG sup

And whilst topping up

......................................

Fixed it for you.

Now finish it yourself dd

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