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Both of them up at David Lloyd this morning, having a little chit chat whilst Wotte did his leg exercises. Wotte made me giggle; he was always texting on his phone as opposed to concentrating on the job in hand.

 

Seemed as though half the British sailing team was up there this morning as well, including a couple of the blondes from the boat.;)

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I saw Jason Dodd at David Lloyd last week, he said the words 'm*ther f*cker' when he realised he had forgot his £1 for the locker, which made me giggle.

 

That is all the news I have.

 

I played golf with Doddsy, he swear a LOT

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guys should not "giggle" at other guys.

 

guys should not use the word "giggle"

 

blokes should not use the word "guys" unless they are David Brent

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blokes should not use the word "guys" unless they are David Brent

 

"Bloke" is gender stereotyping. Gentlemen is, was, and always will be the prefered term.

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She said she was to Um Pahars on Saturday when he had fixed on her :)

 

An ex customer of mine made that same mistake after a few beers in Bangkok once upon a time.

 

Oh how we laughed (not giggled, laughed)

 

Meanwhile, did Wotte get any replies to his text messages that were anything other than :smt116 you want a job as a COACH???

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An ex customer of mine made that same mistake after a few beers in Bangkok once upon a time.

 

Off that way at the end of the week (after a stop over in your neck of the woods), so will need to brush up on my Katoey spotting skills;)

 

PS Take it from me, he never made that mistake, I bet he knew what he was taken on;)

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I got chased by a ladyboy in Pattaya.

 

Fact.

 

LOL

 

I'll raise you with 4 of us (1 posts on here) being chased down an alley to our hotel by a naked ladyboy riding a moped!!!!!!!

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LOL

 

I'll raise you with 4 of us (1 posts on here) being chased down an alley to our hotel by a naked ladyboy riding a moped!!!!!!!

 

Can't compete with that!

 

At least it was a moped he was riding and not something else... :o

 

A one eyed fisherman with an eye-patch tried some funny business with us in a boat off Koh Phang-Nan. I'm really not sure what he thought he was up to. Very odd behaviour.

 

I also lost an arm wrestle with a bloke who looked like Oddjob.

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A one eyed fisherman with an eye-patch tried some funny business with us in a boat off Koh Phang-Nan. I'm really not sure what he thought he was up to. Very odd behaviour.

 

I also lost an arm wrestle with a bloke who looked like Oddjob.

 

I have to say that's one of the reasons I like Thailand, in that you haven't got a clue what is going to happen. Normal to surreal in 5 yards/seconds.

 

We'll be taking Koh Phang-Nan in this time around for a bit, so thanks for the warning with regards one eyed longtail coxens!!!

 

And going back to the naked Katoey, before she/he chased us on her/his moped she jumped out from behind a bush shouting Fck me, Fck me. 4 men combined ages of 120+ then sprinting to our hotel and losing our flip flops, only to be resuced by the Night Guard was funny as fck.

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I have to say that's one of the reasons I like Thailand, in that you haven't got a clue what is going to happen. Normal to surreal in 5 yards/seconds.

 

We'll be taking Koh Phang-Nan in this time around for a bit, so thanks for the warning with regards one eyed longtail coxens!!!

 

And going back to the naked Katoey, before she/he chased us on her/his moped she jumped out from behind a bush shouting Fck me, Fck me. 4 men combined ages of 120+ then sprinting to our hotel and losing our flip flops, only to be resuced by the Night Guard was funny as fck.

 

lmao! theres loads of funny stories about thailand, anybody remember the Sid the sexist when Viz had him visiting there on a stag weekend, that was brilliant

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I am just off to David Lloyd now, I will look for any Saints players, or ex ones, or British Sailing Team, and of course, MILF Hunting.

 

I will report back with news and possibly photo's.

 

Stay Tuned.

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I am just off to David Lloyd now, I will look for any Saints players, or ex ones, or British Sailing Team, and of course, MILF Hunting.

 

I will report back with news and possibly photo's.

 

Stay Tuned.

 

Especially the milf hunting.

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I am just off to David Lloyd now, I will look for any Saints players, or ex ones, or British Sailing Team, and of course, MILF Hunting.

 

I will report back with news and possibly photo's.

 

Stay Tuned.

 

oh StuRomseySaint you do make me giggle - why oh why are you pretending to be at the gym for so long? everyone knows you go to the gym, eye up the talent lift a couple of weights, grunt and leave.

 

now report back on your findings already....

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guys should not "giggle" at other guys.

 

guys should not use the word "giggle"

 

blokes should not use the word "guys" unless they are David Brent

 

Men comfortable enough to be men don't feel the need to define what other men should or should not do...

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I am just off to David Lloyd now, I will look for any Saints players, or ex ones, or British Sailing Team, and of course, MILF Hunting.

 

I will report back with news and possibly photo's.

 

Stay Tuned.

 

 

I knew if was you hanging out your own arse after 5 minutes on the bike yesterday (removes macho head).

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I am just off to David Lloyd now, I will look for any Saints players, or ex ones, or British Sailing Team, and of course, MILF Hunting.

 

I will report back with news and possibly photo's.

 

Stay Tuned.

 

report back if anyone swears

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oh StuRomseySaint you do make me giggle - why oh why are you pretending to be at the gym for so long? everyone knows you go to the gym, eye up the talent lift a couple of weights, grunt and leave.

 

now report back on your findings already....

 

He works there, selling memberships ;)

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I knew if was you hanging out your own arse after 5 minutes on the bike yesterday (removes macho head).

 

Can anyone translate this please?

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I knew if was you hanging out your own arse after 5 minutes on the bike yesterday (removes macho head).

 

So you've got a female head as well as a macho head????

 

You're either a Katoey or Wurzel Gummidge ;)

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So you've got a female head as well as a macho head????

 

You're either a Katoey or Wurzel Gummidge ;)

 

I'm either your worst nightmare or your darkest fantasy Um.

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The 'I knew if was you' bit.

 

Doesn't make any grammatical sense whatsoever.

 

 

It's called a typo and most people's brains are capable of deducing what the correct word should be. If you're really thick I'll give you a clue.

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