Wart Removal

[Dog]

A mate of mine at work has got a rather large pink wart on his fist. He has been picking it for some time now and it has started to spread across his knuckles.

 

Does anyone know any cure for the removal of the wart?? I know you can get stuff from the chemist but we would rather do it on the cheap.

 

Edited 14 July, 2009 by Dog

[saint_stevo]

Is this like tssfc's 'mates' at work?

[Dog]

No, my mate/colleague is a real person.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

That's a Bad AIDS wart, I'm afraid. Amputation of the arm is the only chance. I'd suggest the cut is made 3cm below the jawline.

[Dicko]

I used to have a wart that couldn't get shot of

 

Then I ****ged her best mate & the wart disappeared forever

[Hatch]

Those things that you draw circles with when you are at school (compass???).

 

They are actually designed for wart removal.

[TopGun]

Stanley knife and ice. Forget all that Compound W rubbish.

[Master Bates]

I used to have a wart, picked it and it spread. They all disappeared in their own.

 

I now have another wart just growing, I won't be picking it, instead i'll be freezing it with that freeze spray.

[Mewsta]

Strange I know but Aloe Vera hand cream worked for me.... I felt like a ghey using it but within a couple of weeks they had gone....

[TopGun]

Strange I know but Aloe Vera hand cream worked for me.... I felt like a ghey using it but within a couple of weeks they had gone....

 

Canine turd cream is also worth a go.

[Redbul]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Chef-In-Germany-Blows-Of-Hands-In-Liquid-Nitrogen-Explosion-In-Heston-Blumenthal-Style-Experiment/Article/200907215337490?f=rss

 

Extreme wart removal.

[Scudamore]

Thought this was going to be a thread about Stanley getting banned...

[Mewsta]

Canine turd cream is also worth a go.

 

I'll remember that for next time

[Reggie Dunlop]

Don't be a cheapskate go to the chemist and get some compound w.

[bridge too far]

Wrap the hand in a cabbage leaf, put lavender under your pillow.

 

You'll dream about the man you're going to marry and hey presto the wart will have disappeared too!

[Dog]

Wart has doubled in size, and he now has an achy elbow?

[Draino76]

Just dig it out with a spoon.

[Wade Garrett]

Salactol, I had one the size of my fist once, it was on my thumb.

 

Salactol got rid of it.

[J Bizzle]

vaseline around it and a match.

[timebomb]

Stanley knife and ice. Forget all that Compound W rubbish.

 

 

looks fun too!

[hamster]

My old Nan used to 'buy' warts off of people, I am told that it actually worked. She is sadly not with us anymore, but you could ask your own Nan to do same, I expect she will have heard of this method. Alternatively BTF might offer if you ask her nicely.

[Smirking_Saint]

F8ck me what did he do fist a witch ??

[Huntingdon]

Go to the local clinic, they will freeze it

 

They done this to a wart on my knuckle, had a huge blood blister for 4 days, but it died off afterwards

[Thedelldays]

I had one year ago on the side of my findger.....got really annoyed and cut it off..it bleed (alot) for ages but wrapped it up in a plaster and it soon healed

[Ponty]

I had one year ago on the side of my findger.....got really annoyed and cut it off..it bleed (alot) for ages but wrapped it up in a plaster and it soon healed

 

This typing suggests it's healed a bit wonky!

[BadgerBadger]

Had a similar 'mother ship' on my hand that spread , I used to use dry ice to freeze pipes when fitting water meters and used some of the ice to burn the wart each day, it worked a treat and never returned.

[Master Bates]

I used wartner, only supposed to use it once, i've used it twice in a week and the damn wart is still there