Dog Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 (edited) A mate of mine at work has got a rather large pink wart on his fist. He has been picking it for some time now and it has started to spread across his knuckles. Does anyone know any cure for the removal of the wart?? I know you can get stuff from the chemist but we would rather do it on the cheap. Edited 14 July, 2009 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Is this like tssfc's 'mates' at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 14 July, 2009 Author Share Posted 14 July, 2009 No, my mate/colleague is a real person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 That's a Bad AIDS wart, I'm afraid. Amputation of the arm is the only chance. I'd suggest the cut is made 3cm below the jawline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 I used to have a wart that couldn't get shot of Then I ****ged her best mate & the wart disappeared forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Those things that you draw circles with when you are at school (compass???). They are actually designed for wart removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Stanley knife and ice. Forget all that Compound W rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 I used to have a wart, picked it and it spread. They all disappeared in their own. I now have another wart just growing, I won't be picking it, instead i'll be freezing it with that freeze spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewsta Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Strange I know but Aloe Vera hand cream worked for me.... I felt like a ghey using it but within a couple of weeks they had gone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Strange I know but Aloe Vera hand cream worked for me.... I felt like a ghey using it but within a couple of weeks they had gone.... Canine turd cream is also worth a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbul Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Chef-In-Germany-Blows-Of-Hands-In-Liquid-Nitrogen-Explosion-In-Heston-Blumenthal-Style-Experiment/Article/200907215337490?f=rss Extreme wart removal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Thought this was going to be a thread about Stanley getting banned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewsta Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Canine turd cream is also worth a go. I'll remember that for next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Dunlop Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Don't be a cheapskate go to the chemist and get some compound w. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 14 July, 2009 Share Posted 14 July, 2009 Wrap the hand in a cabbage leaf, put lavender under your pillow. You'll dream about the man you're going to marry and hey presto the wart will have disappeared too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 September, 2009 Author Share Posted 21 September, 2009 Wart has doubled in size, and he now has an achy elbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 21 September, 2009 Share Posted 21 September, 2009 Just dig it out with a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 21 September, 2009 Share Posted 21 September, 2009 Salactol, I had one the size of my fist once, it was on my thumb. Salactol got rid of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 21 September, 2009 Share Posted 21 September, 2009 vaseline around it and a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timebomb Posted 21 September, 2009 Share Posted 21 September, 2009 Stanley knife and ice. Forget all that Compound W rubbish. looks fun too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 September, 2009 Share Posted 21 September, 2009 My old Nan used to 'buy' warts off of people, I am told that it actually worked. She is sadly not with us anymore, but you could ask your own Nan to do same, I expect she will have heard of this method. Alternatively BTF might offer if you ask her nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 September, 2009 Share Posted 21 September, 2009 F8ck me what did he do fist a witch ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 22 September, 2009 Share Posted 22 September, 2009 Go to the local clinic, they will freeze it They done this to a wart on my knuckle, had a huge blood blister for 4 days, but it died off afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 22 September, 2009 Share Posted 22 September, 2009 I had one year ago on the side of my findger.....got really annoyed and cut it off..it bleed (alot) for ages but wrapped it up in a plaster and it soon healed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 22 September, 2009 Share Posted 22 September, 2009 I had one year ago on the side of my findger.....got really annoyed and cut it off..it bleed (alot) for ages but wrapped it up in a plaster and it soon healed This typing suggests it's healed a bit wonky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 22 September, 2009 Share Posted 22 September, 2009 Had a similar 'mother ship' on my hand that spread , I used to use dry ice to freeze pipes when fitting water meters and used some of the ice to burn the wart each day, it worked a treat and never returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 September, 2009 Share Posted 23 September, 2009 I used wartner, only supposed to use it once, i've used it twice in a week and the damn wart is still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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