kill your girlfriend with an omelette

[Saint Keith]

unusual, but effective, apparently

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8147517.stm

[Weston Super Saint]

To be fair, I reckon the roaring fire will go down on the death certificate rather than the omelette

[Thedelldays]

he even looks like a pleasent chap

[Dog]

What did she think she was eating, a Smartie omelette?

[Smirking_Saint]

Well, she certainly ended up with egg on her face

[Jillyanne]

Cracking.

[Smirking_Saint]

So he shelled out on lighter fuel then ??

 

Bet the family was eggstatic with the ruling.

[ohwhenthesaints]

You must be yolking.

[Dog]

Cracking.

 

She looks alot like you Jill.

[Draino76]

I'm sure I've seen that Steven Singer avatar on here somewhere.

[thesaint sfc]

Serves her right. Omelettes are ghastly things.

[Jillyanne]

She looks alot like you Jill.

 

I am not a blonde and I don't wear glasses - HTH.

[Weston Super Saint]

I am not a blonde and I don't wear glasses - HTH.

 

But other than that you could be twins right?

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I am not a blonde and I don't wear glasses - HTH.

 

That's true, you've got an eye-patch and alopecia.

[thesaint sfc]

I am not a blonde and I don't wear glasses - HTH.

 

You do, however, have a vagina. Thus making you very similar to the said person.

[Saint Keith]

You do, however, have a vagina. Thus making you very similar to the said person.

 

please use the correct pronunciation – CLUNGE

[Master Bates]

Well, it takes some beating.

[nick1579]

She looks alot like you Jill.

 

When are people on this forum going to realise "alot" is not a word? I've just read the student thread (what a fun 10 mins that was) and it was written about 15 times!

[thesaint sfc]

When are people on this forum going to realise "alot" is not a word? I've just read the student thread (what a fun 10 mins that was) and it was written about 15 times!

 

You sure do moan alot.