buctootim Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 1000 pages and they are still alive! Where the **** is the fat lady? Sat on Avram Grant somewhere.
trousers Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Given there are 50 posts per page, how come we didn't hit 1,000 pages and 50,000 posts at the same time....? I demand a recount. FFS
stevegrant Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I thought that ignorance was no defence under the law. But as the amounts involved are considered to be so small by Harry, one wonders whether it is worth it, adopting that "I'm really a bit thick and semi-illiterate" stance, when he makes himself a laughing stock in the process. The fun that we've had on here gives a good indication of the much greater exposure he is likely to endure in the media when the likes of "Have I got News for you" pile into him. And presumably his chances of ever managing England have been dealt a fatal blow too, even if he does somehow manage to wriggle out of it. I'm hoping Private Eye will go to town on it, although I'm sure they'll wait until after the trial has finished. Fair to say Ian Hislop is well aware of what constitutes Contempt of Court by now
stevegrant Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Given there are 50 posts per page, how come we didn't hit 1,000 pages and 50,000 posts at the same time....? I demand a recount. FFS I think your maths needs a recount The end of the last page was the completion of page 999, 999 x 50 = 49950
jjsaint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I thought that ignorance was no defence under the law. But as the amounts involved are considered to be so small by Harry, one wonders whether it is worth it, adopting that "I'm really a bit thick and semi-illiterate" stance, when he makes himself a laughing stock in the process. The fun that we've had on here gives a good indication of the much greater exposure he is likely to endure in the media when the likes of "Have I got News for you" pile into him. And presumably his chances of ever managing England have been dealt a fatal blow too, even if he does somehow manage to wriggle out of it. Fair to say the 'Arry for England brigade have cooled...
Shroppie Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Given there are 50 posts per page, how come we didn't hit 1,000 pages and 50,000 posts at the same time....? I demand a recount. FFS You didn't do maths at school then? As a maths graduate I could explain but if you think just a little bit, it's not too hard.
Islander Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Just had a re-read of Page 1 - amazing how we've got through 1000 pages and very little has actually changed. There is even a post about throwing toys out of a pram - incredible foresight!
trousers Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I think your maths needs a recount The end of the last page was the completion of page 999, 999 x 50 = 49950 Ah. You've got a valid point there sir. Old age has obviously crept up on me during the course of this saga....
Ken Tone Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Does anybody make any money on Portsea Island ? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/east-hampshire/redknapp_lost_6m_in_southsea_property_venture_1_3464202 Those aren't real losses. They are credits to write against future profits. Keep up!
holepuncture Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 What's more important? First post on page 1000 or post number 50000? Both remarkable. Pat yourselves on the back ladies and gentlemen... slowly but surely, we will find our justice. Keep pushing the football league guys with the emails, it is likely we have more info/quotes than they do from this monster thread - I would drop the 'SFC did this' etc in emails and pretend you are a supporter of a different NPC club, or perhaps a bitter creditor or a cheated charity. Im an angry Millwall fan (wage cap) or bitter Bompey fan (points deductions et al) depending on which email I use! http://4.asset.soup.io/asset/2404/8420_38b2.gif - epilepsy alert
trousers Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 You didn't do maths at school then? No, but I do advise George Osbourne on running the country's finances....
warsash saint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Saving my final post of the day for the 50,000
stevegrant Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Anyone reckon this page might move quite quickly?
Ken Tone Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Fair to say the 'Arry for England brigade have cooled... They'll be back. Look at the spurs fans comments. They haven't seen through him yet, and the media will still want him ...he virtually writes their headlines for them. It tends to be the clubs he's left that don't rate him, when they do the sums after he's gone. I predict Spurs will have a financial crisis once Redknapp leaves.
Kingsland Red Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Those aren't real losses. They are credits to write against future profits. Keep up! In Alabama though. Are you JoCa in disguise !
ooh it's a corner Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 It's like a "where's wally" cartoon........ oh.........
stevegrant Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I predict Spurs will have a financial crisis once Redknapp leaves. I think they'll be ok, Daniel Levy's been pretty firm when it's come to transfer policy. They've not really spent big on anyone in the last two years or so, £7m for van der Vaart, £3m for Parker and however much the loan fee was for Adebayor, and that's about it really. I don't think Redknapp was ever going to be allowed to do his usual "wheeler-dealer" thing there.
Jimmy_D Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Incredible. I feel this saga doesn't have long to run now.
landford.saint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Just received the same response to my e-mail asking them to justify there lack of action Must be auto response, because I have received identical reply.
Wes Tender Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I wondered whether it was feasible to put some sort of index onto this thread, as at 1000 pages, it has become a tome like War & Peace. It would assist posters and readers alike. Something along the lines of page 1 - x, Al Fahim (Fake Sheik), Pages x - y, Al Faraj. (Non-existent Sheik), pages y - z, Chainrai's first coming, etc. Any way that it could be done? That way also, anybody interested in a particular chapter/episode, (such as investigative journalists, degree students writing their thesis on it ) could be guided to read the relevant pages/posts such and such....
saintscottofthenortham Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Saw a load of skate mates who I work with often for first time since the derby. They spent half hour trying to convince me Lambo's goal was a foul on their defender. FFS. Close the c*nts down.
Gemmel Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Incredible. I feel this saga doesn't have long to run now. Oh I don't know. I am fully expecting the parachute money to be advanced which will buy them a couple more months.
johnnyboy Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I also wanted to be on page 1000 I have nothing of any interest to say though !
suewhistle Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Ah. You've got a valid point there sir. Old age has obviously crept up on me during the course of this saga.... Yep, time certainly rushes by when you're enjoying yourself...
RonManager Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Posts on this page will be worth a pretty penny at auction in time to come. Got mine.
dronskisaint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 No, but I do advise George Osbourne on running the country's finances.... The two aren't unrelated (not doing maths at school and the above!) ...
saint si Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I wondered whether it was feasible to put some sort of index onto this thread, as at 1000 pages, it has become a tome like War & Peace. It would assist posters and readers alike. Something along the lines of page 1 - x, Al Fahim (Fake Sheik), Pages x - y, Al Faraj. (Non-existent Sheik), pages y - z, Chainrai's first coming, etc. Any way that it could be done? That way also, anybody interested in a particular chapter/episode, (such as investigative journalists, degree students writing their thesis on it ) could be guided to read the relevant pages/posts such and such.... What about setting up a P-T-S wiki? http://www.wikispaces.com/ Are we taking this too far?
moonraker Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 They'll be back. Look at the spurs fans comments. They haven't seen through him yet, and the media will still want him ...he virtually writes their headlines for them. It tends to be the clubs he's left that don't rate him, when they do the sums after he's gone. I predict Spurs will have a financial crisis once Redknapp leaves. How can he do that, he cant write?
Dark Munster Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Good morning fellow PTS nutjobs. Did I miss anything while I was sleeping? Apart from the 1000th page, anything else of interest? Like Cheats FC being liquidated, for example?
IFHP Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 1000 pages and they are still alive! Where the **** is the fat lady? I'll go and get her if sombody can tell me where she is!
Pamplemousse Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I think we need to remind ourselves of the joyous scenes last time the skates were in this position
Trader Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 If the FL don't give them a points deduction - even if it is proved that they are in exactly the same position as Saints were when we lost the points, could we not ask for our points back? They'd come in really handy at the moment. PS I am joking - honest.
70's Mike Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Duncan has a lot to answer for starting this thread
dronskisaint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Do you think the illiterate tw*t thought he was signing Figo when he signed Fuller? Just asking....
Sevvy Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Well i am on page 1000, by the way did pompey ever pay spurs the £1m they owed them?
DG Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 On tapatalk this thread has now reached page 2500. It has kept me entertained many times during long afternoons at work, i wonder for how much longer.
dronskisaint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I think we need to remind ourselves of the joyous scenes last time the skates were in this position Happy days...and a vote of thanks to FF for all the fun this continues to produce!
70's Mike Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Come on F.F. You should do the honours. agreed
marc_saint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 agreed What a waste of the 50,000th post! lol
*Halo* Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Anyone reckon this page might move quite quickly?
warsash saint Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 I came too early as usual ... 49,999 bugger!!!
ooh it's a corner Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 (edited) Come on F.F. You should do the honours. agreed Even with the 50,000th post, the sense of irony is never lost on this site :-) beaten to it, sorry DM Edited 27 January, 2012 by ooh it's a corner slow post
Shroppie Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 No, but I do advise George Osbourne on running the country's finances.... That explains quite a lot.
FloridaMarlin Posted 27 January, 2012 Posted 27 January, 2012 Perhaps I should have had the honour of the 50,000th post as I can now reveal that it was I who was Duncan's original snout who gave him the info.
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