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If we lose at Fratton I'm going to flush a toilet in anger on the way out. I might even leave a tap running. That'll teach 'em.

 

Don't worry, that's not going to happen. But after we've dicked them feel free to flush their toilets as many times as you can anyway, and leave the taps running. Assuming of course you can find a toilet that flushes or a tap that runs.

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People, if you can be bothered go onto POL and look at the toilet debate raging. There are some fantastic quotes from the blue few. Just one to tempt you... Ignore the

spelling but this is a raging debate on saving money on the water rates!!!

 

Have to disagree with you there.

They are not cost affective as they do not flush enough, therefore causing the waste pipes to block up due to the back up of calcium in the urine not being flushed away.

There fore you have to have all the wastes unblocked or at worse renewed

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People, if you can be bothered go onto POL and look at the toilet debate raging. There are some fantastic quotes from the blue few. Just one to tempt you... Ignore the

spelling but this is a raging debate on saving money on the water rates!!!

 

Have to disagree with you there.

They are not cost affective as they do not flush enough, therefore causing the waste pipes to block up due to the back up of calcium in the urine not being flushed away.

There fore you have to have all the wastes unblocked or at worse renewed

 

I did venture across for a quick read a while ago, mainly because I thought the original post was a wind up.

 

I honest cannot believe that it took a meeting of 6 people to decide that they needed new sanitory conditions.

 

If I go to any major venue event that host 10 - 15 k punters, the very least I would expect is to find working toilets ffs.

 

Mind you, as you say, the thread is really quite comical now - but I'm really beginning to feel quite sorry for them if fitting new loos, moving the bloody clock and throwing in a large screen tv is seen as major improvements to their infrastructure - and improvements that have to be considered in stages due to the budget.

 

They whole thing, while funny to the outsider, is totally bizarre.

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Eddie Howe would be mental to go there. Does he love them that much? He struck me as a long term manager who'd want to do well somewhere, not jump ship right away. I know Burnley have had their problems, but Pompey as an alternative would be insane. Burnley is a nicer place, a nicer club, a better team and infinitely less dodgy.

 

I dunno, there's not much in it TBH.

 

Anyway, they might be able to con him into thinking he is moving just down the road, as there is a little place called Portsmouth on the Lancs/Yorks border not far from Burnley...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portsmouth_%28Lancs%29_railway_station

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I did venture across for a quick read a while ago, mainly because I thought the original post was a wind up.

 

I honest cannot believe that it took a meeting of 6 people to decide that they needed new sanitory conditions.

 

If I go to any major venue event that host 10 - 15 k punters, the very least I would expect is to find working toilets ffs.

 

Mind you, as you say, the thread is really quite comical now - but I'm really beginning to feel quite sorry for them if fitting new loos, moving the bloody clock and throwing in a large screen tv is seen as major improvements to their infrastructure - and improvements that have to be considered in stages due to the budget.

 

They whole thing, while funny to the outsider, is totally bizarre.

 

Oh.

 

Did someone mention Budget?

 

And what was that other word? Oh yes, Constraints.

 

No, surely not. Especially after the lesson the troll gave us in how to set expansive budgets.

 

Well, there was a surprise, the Russians had a budget for their project. Who'd have ever thought that eh?

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Oh.

 

Did someone mention Budget?

And what was that other word? Oh yes, Constraints.

 

 

I can reveal that the word should actually be BUDGIE.

 

After the impressive display at Selhurst on Tuesday whereby a part of the pre match entertainment was a Real Live Eagle flying down the length of the pitch, Skatesmuff thought they will like to follow suit, but unfortunately after organising a 12 man committee to discuss the project, after deductions for a pint of milk, 12 teabags, a packet of digestives and having to put 20p in the electric meter to heat the kettle up twice, there was only enough money left for a Budgie or 2 goldfish in a bowl.

 

It was decided that the Goldfish would be bordering on Porn and although could have had a beneficial improvemnet on crowd figures they didn't want to upset the 2000 school kids who get free tickets each week to nudge the figures past 10000.

 

Obviously the Budgie isn't trained to do anything, so just sits in a cage eating millet seed, whilst keeping a watchful eye on the vultures circling overhead Notarf Krap!!

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I can reveal that the word should actually be BUDGIE.

 

After the impressive display at Selhurst on Tuesday whereby a part of the pre match entertainment was a Real Live Eagle flying down the length of the pitch, Skatesmuff thought they will like to follow suit, but unfortunately after organising a 12 man committee to discuss the project, after deductions for a pint of milk, 12 teabags, a packet of digestives and having to put 20p in the electric meter to heat the kettle up twice, there was only enough money left for a Budgie or 2 goldfish in a bowl.

 

It was decided that the Goldfish would be bordering on Porn and although could have had a beneficial improvemnet on crowd figures they didn't want to upset the 2000 school kids who get free tickets each week to nudge the figures past 10000.

 

Obviously the Budgie isn't trained to do anything, so just sits in a cage eating millet seed, whilst keeping a watchful eye on the vultures circling overhead Notarf Krap!!

 

Whereas our Budgie has managed to retrain himself for a marvellous career as a karaoke singer on Friday Nights, eating Tex-Mex and keeping a watchful eye on the Filipinas circling his dinner table.

 

On the subject of Birds, and analogies and poopey, this is starting to look like it could be their Norwegian Blue season.

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And a massive 947 skates at Derby today. How many did we take up there? :D

 

About 2500 I think ... but not only that The Good Folk of Derby didn't feel the need to snap up tickets for the visit of The DCSB's..... todays crowd 24148 ... 2 weeks ago for us 33010 .... You only come to see Southampton, you've only come to see Southampton... FACT

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Corphomo come out from under your stone......in what way are you pikies bigger than SAINTS at this point in time...just encase you aren't aware (and I'm sure you are but here it is anyhow):

 

Saints double the points than skates

Saints 1 goal off double the goals scored than skates

Saints have won more than double the number of games skates have.

Saints have only lost (nearly) a quarter of the games the skates have

Saints more than double the home attendances than skates

Saints more than double the away attendance than skates

All Saints away games have been amongst the best attended for the clubs we visited.

 

Oh yeah you win, skates have let in more goals. With skates maths and logic that must mean you are bigger and better.

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FIFA to Implement Credit Ratings for clubs to Expose Cheats.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/8857447/Fifa-to-give-clubs-credit-ratings-and-expose-those-who-renege-on-contractual-obligations.html

 

And the shock news is?

 

That it mentions WHU & Liverpool.

 

Still will ensure that the days of certain clubs not paying for players will not be allowed to happen again

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don't like to be fair to them, but nearly 1000 folks prepared to travel to derby to watch a team as poor as they have is a moderately good effort.

 

and represents around 10 % of their supporters.

 

Let's not disturb the fluency of this legendary thread please !

When they start to be fair to the charities and creditors then maybe we'll think about it, but until then we reserve the right to expose and abuse !

It's only fair after all, eh :)

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PMSL, imagine Don Cortese coming out with all that nonsense!

 

 

 

Massive, bestestest fans in the land...

 

@vladantonov1975 Vladimir Antonov

 

 

Can't understand why we performing so bad:( hope we will fix all mistakes soon! And start play normally

 

 

 

 

Dear Vlad, please define normally.

 

Is that the normally that you saw Bompey play when you were being shown off by Mitchell? or was it the normally that CLotrill told you that you were nearly playing every week if you weren't so unlucky.

 

Future Mrs D_P is bringing me back a packet of that weird Balinese Coffee - you know where the animal eats the beans first and they only plant it after it's been "anally recycled"

 

I'll open it nice and early, then you can wake up and smell the coffee, even over from there.

 

You CANNOT play normally because your previous idiots decided to dump all your decent kids and spend everything on "Quality" instead of "Quantity" AND THEY ARE KRAP!

 

Unfortunately as they also knew feck all about football, they listened to the Agents. "Here ya' go my son, nice little earner, Premier League Quality, look at the luvverly upholstery, easy payments terms my son, you know it makes sense..."

 

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in media circles O'Driscoll is considered to be the dullest man in Europe.

 

No more lunatic quotes, no more grabbing the microphone - we may be in for a boring few months until he can get a proper job.

 

Who ever the russian mafia appoint, it will start the next chapter in the skates hilarious history... it could go well for him, it could be a total disaster...

 

one or two injuries incurred or perhaps a suspension could see any new manager struggle with lampitts bonkers 'quality' most expensive XI in the NPC - despite his constant bleatings, clotter kept his players hard and viscious, always ready to through a career threatening challenge there opponents way.

 

Tony Adams, Hart, Avram, Clott... what a roller-coaster of laughs that has been!

 

Tony%20Adams.jpg

 

HO! HO! HOOOOO!

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