Pompey Takeover Saga

[JackFrost]

I thought they has been taken over a few weeks ago? Should this not be closed?

 

They've been taken over 6-7 times whilst this thread has been going

[Crab Lungs]

In another flick of the V's to the people they owe - as well as a thinly-veiled insult to remaining free transfer players, Pompey's moronic manager Steve Cotterill tells the world that he'll be spending - not shuffling around the bargain basement for free transfers - to complete his squad for another campaign of "quality over quantity".

 

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/cotterill_rules_out_any_more_frees_1_2849162

 

And in other news, the few are getting excited:

 

The way things are shaping up I'll be disappointed if we don't finish top half this season and in the top six next season, that's the minimum I'm hoping for. Oh, and obviously a good 6 points from THEM!

 

Btw - The News have reported that Henderson was both a free transfer AND a paid transfer... Pompey getting their financial wiring crossed, surely not?

[mack rill]

I thought they has been taken over a few weeks ago? Should this not be closed?

 

Mods,,,can we keep the whets in the main paddock

[rallyboy]

60%? - tis true, I've taken this thread under my wing as a comedy rant outlet.

I also waste enough of my life on here without investing a fiver.

I tend to find I get more sense on this thread than the main forum so I get less involved in the mundane 'is car parking too pricey?' and 'what beer is Cortese ordering?' sort of issues.

[gaz]

The whole Pompey Takeover Saga is like one looooooooooooooooooong car crash on the other carriageway - They are heading in the other direction and we can't look away.

[Dark Munster]

not as much as rallyboy, he's posted 820 times on this thread which is 60% of his total forum posts!

 

As for total amount of posts on this thread I believe OldNick leads the way with 1366 posts!

 

Only him, Dubai-Phil and pedg are above the 1000 mark so far

 

How do you find those stats? (I assume you didn't go over all 815 pages and count each post one by one? )

[Saint in Paradise]

How do you find those stats? (I assume you didn't go over all 815 pages and count each post one by one? )

 

Read the first line in Jack Frosts post number 40752. HTH

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Kin-ell ESB u speeky dar lingo (mocknee) bedder dan we ever do,

 

I had help with this short translation document:

 

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

 

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have

an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya

free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject

troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is

the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor, where the biggest telly is.

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next

race?"

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, your ass is getin’ a bit efty."

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

ERZ - Belonging to her.

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is me evvy, Knuckles."

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad (bruvva).

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 -1990.

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. “I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say yes will you give it a rest?"

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer

good."

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

INT - Indirect suggestion. “I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

KAF - Eating house open during the day.

KAFFY - A girl's name.

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

MANOR - Local area.

m ! n g eR - An unattractive person (usually woman).

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

NAWFF – Anywhere north of Havant Railway Station

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

NES - National Elf Service.

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

PACIFIC - Specific.

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

PAIPA - Sun, Mail. Express etc.

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.>

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it. I was on the reband from Craig."

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

SCUMMA – Someone from Saafamtin

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

well top evvy."

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got

a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

WANND UP - Tense. "I'm all wannd up at the moment."

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already."

"Don't zaggerate, mum."

 

[Pugwash]

 

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/cotterill_rules_out_any_more_frees_1_2849162

 

 

Laugh? What about this one:

 

"The majority of quality freebies have already been long snapped up by rival clubs.

 

Others do not fit Pompey’s wage structure."

 

Now THAT'S what I call news.

[Colinjb]

Laugh? What about this one:

 

"The majority of quality freebies have already been long snapped up by rival clubs.

 

Others do not fit Pompey’s wage structure."

 

Now THAT'S what I call news.

 

Of course they have a wage structure, if a player is willing to accept less then 15k a week they obviously have no ambition and will not fit in.

[rallyboy]

The line from The News that tells me that the lunatic experiment 'quality over quantity' is set to continue -

 

For Cotterill, a squad of 20 remains the target.

 

Why don't they just get some lower league players in as squad players and then we can avoid all the moaning when it all goes pear-shaped and they pretend they have no subs?

You might fool the few and the league, but you ain't fooling us Mr C.

You've taken the decision to pile all your budget into a handful of players, we all know what will happen.

Last season you got away without too many injuries, your luck will run out - don't go bleating when it does.

[jollyjohn]

I had help with this short translation document:

 

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

 

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have

an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya

free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject

troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is

the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor, where the biggest telly is.

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next

race?"

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, your ass is getin’ a bit efty."

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

ERZ - Belonging to her.

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is me evvy, Knuckles."

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad (bruvva).

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 -1990.

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. “I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say yes will you give it a rest?"

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer

good."

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

INT - Indirect suggestion. “I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

KAF - Eating house open during the day.

KAFFY - A girl's name.

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

MANOR - Local area.

m ! n g eR - An unattractive person (usually woman).

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

NAWFF – Anywhere north of Havant Railway Station

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

NES - National Elf Service.

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

PACIFIC - Specific.

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

PAIPA - Sun, Mail. Express etc.

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.>

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it. I was on the reband from Craig."

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

SCUMMA – Someone from Saafamtin

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

well top evvy."

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got

a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

WANND UP - Tense. "I'm all wannd up at the moment."

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already."

"Don't zaggerate, mum."

 

 

now that is funny and very nearly true with the way I speak

[Dark Munster]

I had help with this short translation document:

 

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

 

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have

an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya

free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject

troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is

the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor, where the biggest telly is.

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next

race?"

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, your ass is getin’ a bit efty."

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

ERZ - Belonging to her.

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is me evvy, Knuckles."

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad (bruvva).

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 -1990.

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. “I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say yes will you give it a rest?"

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer

good."

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

INT - Indirect suggestion. “I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

KAF - Eating house open during the day.

KAFFY - A girl's name.

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

MANOR - Local area.

m ! n g eR - An unattractive person (usually woman).

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

NAWFF – Anywhere north of Havant Railway Station

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

NES - National Elf Service.

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

PACIFIC - Specific.

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

PAIPA - Sun, Mail. Express etc.

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.>

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it. I was on the reband from Craig."

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

SCUMMA – Someone from Saafamtin

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

well top evvy."

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got

a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

WANND UP - Tense. "I'm all wannd up at the moment."

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already."

"Don't zaggerate, mum."

 

 

So, not much talent in Cheatsville, but plenty of m ! n g eRs and ugs.

[Corporate Ho]

As for the concept of "transfer gossip" posts, I didn't see you make too many of those. All of your posts about signing Saviola and Al0-Fahim being ten times richer than Abramovich came from "your contact"

 

Maybe we can finally get you girls to accept what the now infamous transfer gossip posts were about. here's a link to a post I made in 2008 (that's three years ago for those of you who can't count) and even then I was trying to get dear old Nick Nack to understand what the posts were about:

 

Look Nick Nack/ Mavis, if you're so dumb that you can't understand that the "gossip" (look up the meaning of the word) is lifted from the papers and websites rather than me claiming that all those players would be arriving at PFC then I feel sorry for you.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?4319-Pompey-Finances-are-boring!&p=97134&highlight=transfer+gossip#post97134

 

Now tell me again that's not what I meant.

[dubai_phil]

Maybe we can finally get you girls to accept what the now infamous transfer gossip posts were about. here's a link to a post I made in 2008 (that's three years ago for those of you who can't count) and even then I was trying to get dear old Nick Nack to understand what the posts were about:

 

Look Nick Nack/ Mavis, if you're so dumb that you can't understand that the "gossip" (look up the meaning of the word) is lifted from the papers and websites rather than me claiming that all those players would be arriving at PFC then I feel sorry for you.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?4319-Pompey-Finances-are-boring!&p=97134&highlight=transfer+gossip#post97134

 

Now tell me again that's not what I meant.

 

We'd believe you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

If only you hadn't said... something legendarily memorable that escapes me for now, but words to the effect

 

"Source Close contact at the club that I meet socially from time to time", shortly before you went on Gardening Leave

[Channon's Sideburns]

Anyone on Twitter...?

 

Saw a funny thing - on the 'suggestions on who to follow' - 'PompeyOnline - followed by @HantsPolice'

[Glasgow_Saint]

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/9132297.Ex_Saints_boss_given_Pompey_job/?ref=rss

[trousers]

Now tell me again that's not what I meant.

 

That's not what you meant.

[benjii]

Maybe we can finally get you girls to accept what the now infamous transfer gossip posts were about. here's a link to a post I made in 2008 (that's three years ago for those of you who can't count) and even then I was trying to get dear old Nick Nack to understand what the posts were about:

 

Look Nick Nack/ Mavis, if you're so dumb that you can't understand that the "gossip" (look up the meaning of the word) is lifted from the papers and websites rather than me claiming that all those players would be arriving at PFC then I feel sorry for you.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?4319-Pompey-Finances-are-boring!&p=97134&highlight=transfer+gossip#post97134

 

Now tell me again that's not what I meant.

 

If your posts didn't have such a crowing and monumental level of misplaced arrogance about them then we might believe it was just "gossip". But it wasn't; you were trying to brag. Because you're an unpleasant person.

[rallyboy]

Mmmmm.

Looks like no one is buying the 'I was just posting far-fetched gossip and not bragging' defence.

 

By now I think even the thickest people here have fully grasped that theory, it's just that no one believes it.

 

So, guilty - sentenced to a few months of polite modesty, humble pie, and extensive anti-delusion counselling - next case...

[Corporate Ho]

If your posts didn't have such a crowing and monumental level of misplaced arrogance about them then we might believe it was just "gossip". But it wasn't; you were trying to brag. Because you're an unpleasant person.

 

Unpleasant? Moi? Au contraire, Pierre, I'm a thoroughly likeable individual.

 

"Trying to brag"? PMSL For over three years I've explained time and time again what the posts were about. If I was trying to brag I'd have done that when we actually signed a big name player like when we were signing Defoe, Crouch etc. Go back through the board and find one instance of me bragging when we signed any of that type of player.

 

Mmmmm.

Looks like no one is buying the 'I was just posting far-fetched gossip and not bragging' defence.

 

By now I think even the thickest people here have fully grasped that theory, it's just that no one believes it.

 

So, guilty - sentenced to a few months of polite modesty, humble pie, and extensive anti-delusion counselling - next case...

 

FAF. I think if you're talking about anti delusion counselling you might be a prime example. Just how many conspiracy theories have you personally posted on here. It's Arkadi one week, it's Chainrai the next. Then it's the two of them. then CSI owe Gaydamak. No they owe Chainrai. Which one is it this week?

 

Could someone just actually confirm WHICH conspiracy theory this board is adhering to this week so we know just where the greatest investigative minds on the web stand on the matter. Is it:

 

1. Gaydamak is running the show through CSI

2. Chainrai's still running things through CSI

3. CSI are running the show to launder money through a club with more focus from the authorities than anyone else

4. Gaydamak and Chainrai are running things as a partnership.

 

Also, is Lampitt still a FL plant (proposed many times) and if so, where does he fit in with CSI/ whoever laundering money through the club?

[Tamesaint]

Unpleasant? Moi? Au contraire, Pierre, I'm a thoroughly likeable individual.

 

"Trying to brag"? PMSL For over three years I've explained time and time again what the posts were about. If I was trying to brag I'd have done that when we actually signed a big name player like when we were signing Defoe, Crouch etc. Go back through the board and find one instance of me bragging when we signed any of that type of player.

 

 

 

FAF. I think if you're talking about anti delusion counselling you might be a prime example. Just how many conspiracy theories have you personally posted on here. It's Arkadi one week, it's Chainrai the next. Then it's the two of them. then CSI owe Gaydamak. No they owe Chainrai. Which one is it this week?

 

Could someone just actually confirm WHICH conspiracy theory this board is adhering to this week so we know just where the greatest investigative minds on the web stand on the matter. Is it:

 

1. Gaydamak is running the show through CSI

2. Chainrai's still running things through CSI

3. CSI are running the show to launder money through a club with more focus from the authorities than anyone else

4. Gaydamak and Chainrai are running things as a partnership.

 

Also, is Lampitt still a FL plant (proposed many times) and if so, where does he fit in with CSI/ whoever laundering money through the club?

 

Very clever ... now just run off and leave your wife's / sister's PC alone.

 

Corp, you have no credibility on this board. Just go along and play with your fishy mates. If we want to correspond with a Skate we will talk with Mack. He at least knows how to write.

[holepuncture]

Unpleasant? Moi? Au contraire, Pierre, I'm a thoroughly likeable individual.

 

 

You remind me of this guy, snapped this weekend sporting full uniform:

 

 

Did he punch you in the face?

[Chopper71]

Unpleasant? Moi? Au contraire, Pierre, I'm a thoroughly likeable individual.

 

"Trying to brag"? PMSL For over three years I've explained time and time again what the posts were about. If I was trying to brag I'd have done that when we actually signed a big name player like when we were signing Defoe, Crouch etc. Go back through the board and find one instance of me bragging when we signed any of that type of player.

 

Ho Ho Ho, you aren't clever, as clever people don't try to look clever. I will confirm that on this thread there are no such brags from yourself, as this only started when gun runner junior pulled the plug and you could no longer sign England internationals, despite the best fans in the world tm.

[dubai_phil]

Ah ha I have cracked it!

 

It's quite clear now from his perfectly constructed re-writing of history by focusing only on one small snippet of information and ignoring the other 475,652 snippets. I know where Corpy used to work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clearly he is a former NOWT executive

[mack rill]

I had help with this short translation document:

 

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

 

ESB I'm impressed, Publish it,(Mokney 4 dummizz) Launch that girly sash top n get yerself a bluefew Kappa with the workin girl on the sleeve, your gonna blend rite in,

[Gingeletiss]

Could someone just actually confirm WHICH conspiracy theory this board is adhering to this week so we know just where the greatest investigative minds on the web stand on the matter. Is it:

 

1. Gaydamak is running the show through CSI

2. Chainrai's still running things through CSI

3. CSI are running the show to launder money through a club with more focus from the authorities than anyone else

4. Gaydamak and Chainrai are running things as a partnership.

 

I'm working on

5. Gaydamak is running everything, and has been since day one.

[JackFrost]

Maybe we can finally get you girls to accept what the now infamous transfer gossip posts were about. here's a link to a post I made in 2008 (that's three years ago for those of you who can't count) and even then I was trying to get dear old Nick Nack to understand what the posts were about:

 

Look Nick Nack/ Mavis, if you're so dumb that you can't understand that the "gossip" (look up the meaning of the word) is lifted from the papers and websites rather than me claiming that all those players would be arriving at PFC then I feel sorry for you.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?4319-Pompey-Finances-are-boring!&p=97134&highlight=transfer+gossip#post97134

 

Now tell me again that's not what I meant.

 

But it wasn't airy fairy "gossip" you were putting forward, it was what you claimed your inside source was telling you. You were trying to convince us you were ITK with all these stories just to crow, then when it all turns out to be absolutely laughable ********, all of a sudden "it's just gossip".

 

At least tommac did it in such a convincing way on the main board, a significant number of posters on here were taken in by him when he said we were signing Henrik Larsson.

Edited 11 July, 2011 by JackFrost

[Corporate Ho]

Ho Ho Ho, you aren't clever, as clever people don't try to look clever. I will confirm that on this thread there are no such brags from yourself, as this only started when gun runner junior pulled the plug and you could no longer sign England internationals, despite the best fans in the world tm.

 

But go back through other threads on the forum and try and find one from me bragging about siging players. In fact, the quote I posted a link pre - dated this thread and was posted when Gaydamak was still in charge. There was life before this thread - although given how many of you have been proven to post more on here about Pompey than you do about your own team I know many of you will find that hard to believe.

 

It's quite clear now from his perfectly constructed re-writing of history by focusing only on one small snippet of information and ignoring the other 475,652 snippets. I know where Corpy used to work. Clearly he is a former NOWT executive

 

Phil, are you still maintaining that Antonov's estimated wealth is at least partly based on the EIB loan to SAAB?

 

But it wasn't airy fairy "gossip" you were putting forward, it was what you claimed your inside source was telling you. You were trying to convince us you were ITK with all these stories just to crow, then when it all turns out to be absolutely laughable ********, all of a sudden "it's just gossip".

 

Sorry Jack, I assumed you could read properly. I posted a link and a quote from me that dates from the time Gaydamak was in charge that specifically says it was just rumours culled from the media, not anything to do with being ITK. And from the tone of it it's clear that I'd repeated the same thing many times before. On the subject of me being ITK, here's the original post I made about knowing someone at Pompey. Do I claim to be ITK about anything in it? The clue is in the first 6 words

 

I've never claimed to be ITK but I do know someone high up at Pompey who we see socially every couple of weeks or so. I don't get told everything but I do get various pieces of info dropped. Some of these don't happen because, shock horror, things change in football like they do in any business.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=454328&highlight=socially#post454328

Isn't it about time you all faced up to the fact I wasn't claiming all these players would be joining Pompey and bragging about it? Having said that, I continually post links proving I either didn't say what you claim or that some of the things you've said I was wrong about actually were close to happening (the SA group's takeover for one) and you still won't have it. It's truly odd behaviour

[rallyboy]

Ho is now trying to bore the thread to death.

 

yeah sorry Ho, I forget, you are the only one that's intelligent enough to have made full sense of the roles of Chanrai, child-maimer, AA and various Sheiks in the ongoing criminality at pompey.

 

As you are dismissing all the theories that have been proposed on here do please explain the real story to us simpletons, using all your great insider knowledge that has earned you so much respect on here....and please keep it brief, without repeating the stuff about gossip that no one believes.

 

yawn.

[JackFrost]

But go back through other threads on the forum and try and find one from me bragging about siging players. In fact, the quote I posted a link pre - dated this thread and was posted when Gaydamak was still in charge. There was life before this thread - although given how many of you have been proven to post more on here about Pompey than you do about your own team I know many of you will find that hard to believe.

 

 

 

Phil, are you still maintaining that Antonov's estimated wealth is at least partly based on the EIB loan to SAAB?

 

 

 

Sorry Jack, I assumed you could read properly. I posted a link and a quote from me that dates from the time Gaydamak was in charge that specifically says it was just rumours culled from the media, not anything to do with being ITK. And from the tone of it it's clear that I'd repeated the same thing many times before. On the subject of me being ITK, here's the original post I made about knowing someone at Pompey. Do I claim to be ITK about anything in it? The clue is in the first 6 words

 

I've never claimed to be ITK but I do know someone high up at Pompey who we see socially every couple of weeks or so. I don't get told everything but I do get various pieces of info dropped. Some of these don't happen because, shock horror, things change in football like they do in any business.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga&p=454328&highlight=socially#post454328

Isn't it about time you all faced up to the fact I wasn't claiming all these players would be joining Pompey and bragging about it? Having said that, I continually post links proving I either didn't say what you claim or that some of the things you've said I was wrong about actually were close to happening (the SA group's takeover for one) and you still won't have it. It's truly odd behaviour

 

My favourite part in your emboldened paragraph is the word "some".

 

In post 36357 of this thread is anothersaintinsouthsea's compilation of some of your previous quotes, not one word of the drivel you posted back then contained the words "gossip" or "rumour".

 

At least Mero and Mack have a bit of a laugh and can post with reasoned debate and have a laugh, and fair play to them.

 

You bragged back then with arrogance, have been totally found out, become a laughing stock and the funniest thing of all is that you just don't stop digging. You dish out arrogance and attitude and we just find it funny.

 

"Odd" isn't the word quite frankly.

[Gorgiesaint]

I've never claimed to be ITK...

 

Okay

 

...but I do know someone high up at Pompey who we see socially every couple of weeks or so. I don't get told everything but I do get various pieces of info dropped.

 

 

If we're so wrong then why on earth do you bother Ho? You always seem so desperate to put us right, but you yourself acknowledge that you'll never manage it so why do you keep coming back?

Edited 11 July, 2011 by Gorgiesaint
adding a facepalm for good measure

[dronskisaint]

Okay

 

 

 

 

If we're so wrong then why on earth do you bother Ho? You always seem so desperate to put us right, but you yourself acknowledge that you'll never manage it so why do you keep coming back?

 

This...discredited, deluded, desperate and in denial...f*ck off and get a life ffs!

[dubai_phil]

Corpy

Phil, are you still maintaining that Antonov's estimated wealth is at least partly based on the EIB loan to SAAB?

 

 

No, I have never said that, it would be libellous. In fact your post may be libellous as well.

 

I have always advised the readers that the group owned by Antonov have a long track record in sport in Russia & The Baltics. In fact I pointed out that when Bompey rejected their bid last year, they used that budget to invest in the sponsorship of an F1 Race Team.

 

All I have ever said is that the Net Wealth statement is co-incidentally close to the loan figure. 400 mil Euros 350 mil pounds.

 

Why don't you ask your close contact at the club for a copy of the CSI Corporate Powerpoint Presentation so that you can see the information for yourself?

[Dark Munster]

Well I see the Cheats have finally confirmed buying Halford. £500,000 is the rumour. No problem with the funding, just take the fee (and his wages) out of the CVA kitty.

 

Wolves fans not too sad to see him go.

 

http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=61506

 

I reckon we'll be glad to shift him off the wage bill. Mind you who the hell wanted to buy him in the first place?

 

Shocking player. Good riddance. Cannot believe Mccarthy ever played him in right midfield.

 

Agreed but lets not shout this from the roof tops incase pompey change their mind. He has got a decent throw and ...........

 

Either way he was a poor buy for us at £2M. I have read that we will be getting only £500,000.

[Chopper71]

I've never claimed to be ITK but I do know someone high up at Pompey who we see socially every couple of weeks or so. I don't get told everything but I do get various pieces of info dropped. Some of these don't happen because, shock horror, things change in football like they do in any business.

 

Blimey, he knows the bloke who repairs the 1940s style flood lights!

[sidthesquid]

My favourite part in your emboldened paragraph is the word "some".

 

In post 36357 of this thread is anothersaintinsouthsea's compilation of some of your previous quotes, not one word of the drivel you posted back then contained the words "gossip" or "rumour".

 

At least Mero and Mack have a bit of a laugh and can post with reasoned debate and have a laugh, and fair play to them.

 

You bragged back then with arrogance, have been totally found out, become a laughing stock and the funniest thing of all is that you just don't stop digging. You dish out arrogance and attitude and we just find it funny.

 

"Odd" isn't the word quite frankly.

 

I'm getting quite bored of him now. He reminds me of Stanley who used to appear on the main board. Arguing with a nit-picking pedant, especially a smug one, is not much fun.

[Merovingian]

Well I see the Cheats have finally confirmed buying Halford. £500,000 is the rumour. No problem with the funding, just take the fee (and his wages) out of the CVA kitty.

 

Wolves fans not too sad to see him go.

 

http://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/vb/showthread.php?t=61506

 

I reckon we'll be glad to shift him off the wage bill. Mind you who the hell wanted to buy him in the first place?

 

Shocking player. Good riddance. Cannot believe Mccarthy ever played him in right midfield.

 

Agreed but lets not shout this from the roof tops incase pompey change their mind. He has got a decent throw and ...........

 

Either way he was a poor buy for us at £2M. I have read that we will be getting only £500,000.

 

 

to be fair to the lad - its often the case players go to clubs and things just do not click. He was excellent for us last season predominantly at centre back when we had a record equaling clean sheet run and at right back, the boy also scored 5 goals for us. He IS a good player, perhaps just at the wrong team and being played out of position at right mid by the sounds of it

[View From The Top]

They paid £250k.

 

As my oppo who works at Wolves said "we would have even paid his taxi".

[pap]

I enjoyed this comment

 

Having met him I can honestly say the bloke is a bellend. Bye Greg

[Weston Super Saint]

to be fair to the lad - its often the case players go to clubs and things just do not click. He was excellent for us last season predominantly at centre back when we had a record equaling clean sheet run and at right back, the boy also scored 5 goals for us. He IS a good player, perhaps just at the wrong team and being played out of position at right mid by the sounds of it

 

I wouldn't read too much into it either mero.

 

The selling club's fans will, 99 times out of 100, shout about how awful the player leaving is, worst buy ever, waste of money, etc etc.

 

Whilst the buying club will be raving about how good their new signing is, just a little misunderstood perhaps, but they'll set him on the right tracks again.

 

We'll see how he plays this season, and I guess that's all that will matter.

[eurosaint]

Ho is now trying to bore the thread to death.

 

yeah sorry Ho, I forget, you are the only one that's intelligent enough to have made full sense of the roles of Chanrai, child-maimer, AA and various Sheiks in the ongoing criminality at pompey.

 

As you are dismissing all the theories that have been proposed on here do please explain the real story to us simpletons, using all your great insider knowledge that has earned you so much respect on here....and please keep it brief, without repeating the stuff about gossip that no one believes.

 

yawn.

 

TBF he is doing an 'kin good job !!

[View From The Top]

I enjoyed this comment

 

MM has been ordered to shed a dozen players. Halford was one of those.

[Chez]

I wouldn't read too much into it either mero.

 

The selling club's fans will, 99 times out of 100, shout about how awful the player leaving is, worst buy ever, waste of money, etc etc.

 

Whilst the buying club will be raving about how good their new signing is, just a little misunderstood perhaps, but they'll set him on the right tracks again.

 

We'll see how he plays this season, and I guess that's all that will matter.

with skate mates telling me Puncheon looks a good player (seen it wiv me own eys gov) I think you are spot on.

[OldNick]

Maybe we can finally get you girls to accept what the now infamous transfer gossip posts were about. here's a link to a post I made in 2008 (that's three years ago for those of you who can't count) and even then I was trying to get dear old Nick Nack to understand what the posts were about:

 

Look Nick Nack/ Mavis, if you're so dumb that you can't understand that the "gossip" (look up the meaning of the word) is lifted from the papers and websites rather than me claiming that all those players would be arriving at PFC then I feel sorry for you.

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?4319-Pompey-Finances-are-boring!&p=97134&highlight=transfer+gossip#post97134

 

Now tell me again that's not what I meant.

Lol and isnt amusing the link you posted has the first quote of you saying you never disappeared when things got bad. Yet again you are back now things are looking up.

 

You can say what you like but we know you werer bigging it up and believed a lot of your links to players.

 

As you now are back again, can we assume your mum or wife have now allowed you to have a computer back and can use it as long as you eat your tea.

You are so easy to easy to assess. You were a bullied child, no friends, a chip on both shoulders,can't take any criticism, a bit of a loner,in fact at work you would be seen as a real life David Brent.

[Chez]

Tal Hiem back on the payroll

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/ben_haim_cleared_to_play_as_pay_row_is_resolved_1_2855000

[Gemmel]

Tal Hiem back on the payroll

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/ben_haim_cleared_to_play_as_pay_row_is_resolved_1_2855000

 

I think that translates as "You need to pay people you give contracts to"

 

Well certainly a weighty addition to the wage bill, now it is official. I hope the Russians don't forget to pay the tax on it.

[saintjay77]

Tal Hiem back on the payroll

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/ben_haim_cleared_to_play_as_pay_row_is_resolved_1_2855000

 

lol @ some of the comments. Some seem to get it and some dont. There are a few there that still seem to think TBH owes them and he is a money grabber. That may be the case for signing up to a lucrative contract that was offered but he cant be at fault for expecting his wages to be paid. nor can he be at fault for the club not allowing him to play.

 

Still, it is no doubt a nice addition to the wage fund for the blue few. If CSI are using the 400 mil loan to fund this venture the fun will start again when its time to start paying that back. A good chunk of it will be going toward filling the squad up with quality over quantity (or high wages on players others dont want) and a bit more will at some point go towards paying the CVA (wonder if that is something they are considering or not??)

 

All they will need then is to over fill their shed for both home and away games to make it look like they are living within their means and everything will be hunky dory.

[pedg]

Time for any legal eagles on this. Looked at the court listings for today and it has:

 

 

BEFORE: HIS HONOUR JUDGE RIVLIN QC HON. RECORDER OF WESTMINSTER

ALSO SITTING IN COURT 1

Trial (Part Heard)

T20107431 MANDARIC Milan

48C23003310

Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981

T20097808 STORRIE Peter

48C23015506

Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981

T20107415 STORRIE Peter

48C60134910

Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981

 

Which is a different Judge from before (I think?). Any idea's what it means?

Edited 12 July, 2011 by pedg

[trousers]

Any small creditors below £2,500 still owed by #Pompey please get in touch. Spread the word and RT. It's time these people got their money

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