Dark Munster Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 I see Lawrence has been replaced by Mokoena after 40 minutes. I am assuming he is injured. That is a great shame as he is arguably their best player. I do hope he doesn't miss the remainder of the season. You spelt "bloody hilarious" and "does" wrongly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 F*ckit! King Kanoooooooooooooooooooooooo comes on and they snatch another winner, Hmm 15 points from a playoff place and - 6 on goal difference. How many games left to go and how is the current points per game average looking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 Check out the latest comment on the video I made a while ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 Check out the latest comment on the video I made a while ago fuks me OUTSTANDING SCUMMERS HOW LONG DID IT TAKE U TO MAKE THT A YEAR WHAT A JOKE GOING DOWN TO THE CHAMPEONSHIP WAS THE BEST THING THAT COULD OF HAPPEND TO US IT PUT US ON THE RIGHT TRACK UR ALL ABOUT MONEY POMPEY ARE ALL ABOUT FREEDOM AND SPIRIT WE HAVE NO MONEY SO WHAT ? BTW WE DO !! WE DONT CARE PLAY UP POMPEY POMPEY PLAY UP BTW GO TO THEPORTSMOUTHFCFAN THTS MY POMPEY CHANNEL ILL MAKE A VID 4 U ITS GANNA BE HALIROS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 (edited) Check out the latest comment on the video I made a while ago PMSL! I'Z GANNA GET U SKAMMERS!!! Edited 19 February, 2011 by SOTONS EAST SIDE Forgot it was caps!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 You don't have to have a qualification in English to post on sites, the odd spelling lapse or lack of grammar is no big deal. BUT if you are trying to be clever, and this is where their problems lie - a basic grasp of the language you are attempting should be a starting point. Re the comments from our challenged friend who believes that pompey is all about freedom etc - was Haliros the greek god of tax evasion and charity theft? They hate Skammers and Scullers? - presumably some of them think they have about three local rivals with similar names, or they just have a hatred of rowing clubs. Either way they do have an odd collection of people following them.... The lesson is, know your limits, if you left school at the age of eight to pursue a career in tarmac-laying and horse-theft, don't try and mix it with the big boys on t'interweb. And re the table, if they win 12 of their last 15 I reckon they could make the playoffs and a lottery of a one off game - 90 mins to save the club as a going concern. That overpaid, understaffed squad would be quite tired by then..... To sum up, they need to put together a run that has never have been seen before at this level, or at this stage of the season. Never, in the field of human conflict, have so few been paid so much, to achieve so little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 Check out the latest comment on the video I made a while ago First time I've seen it - pure quality!!! I look forward to the 2011-12 remix with the Blue Square verse added:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 Did you know that Milan had the singer songwriter arrested for that song (True Story) He wasn't impressed and there is a single line ( Will leave it to you to find) that promted a early morning knock on the door with police dogs and fair few coppers. The charge was "Inciting racial tension" All copies were destroyed by the old bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 I assume the line which suggests Skatesville is reminiscent of Serbia? Poor Serbia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 F*ckit! King Kanoooooooooooooooooooooooo comes on and they snatch another winner, I went to the match. First match I have been to FP in 17 years? Used to be a bit of a regular back then. Yesterday - first half dull. Second half not much better but good move for goal. Kanu was about the only quality on the pitch. After all the millions whilst in the premiership, the ground is pretty shocking. The team is pretty poor with too many loans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 You don't need to gloss it up Amesbury, It was f*ckin shiyt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 20 February, 2011 Share Posted 20 February, 2011 Just listening to Gaddafi Jnr on the radio. Sounds pretty scared. Now then, need to get out of the country and tie up some wealth overseas... reckon he's still interested? No doubt he would be welcomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 A little trip down memory lane for you all for Monday's fun. Today's featurette comes from GCSE Music hopeful Channelle from the People's Republic of Hayling Island: I've included the masterful lyrics for you all to peruse. I'm sure you'll all agree that their days of 'lauding' it over us are well and truly over, but it is nonetheless amusing looking back on this song and chuckling at their arrogance and stupidity whilst in a false position. See I will Always Love portsmouth fc we are the best.... number one for me we're pompey in blue and white on the coast we're number one we really hate the scum i'll never be a scummer 'cos I hate them all **** micky channon, mcmenemy too **** matt le tissier you're **** too **** you george burley and **** all the rest we are the pompey and we are the best **** all the southampton fans all around st mary's stadium is a **** ground **** all the scum in the striped red and white we are the best and southampton are ****e now i will always hate the southampton i hate them all the southampton scum the pompey we are the best we're the number one side we wear our shirt with pride you'll never be as good as the portsmouth **** micky channon, mcmenemy too **** matt le tissier you're **** too **** you george burley and **** all the rest we are the pompey and we are the best **** all the southampton fans all around st mary's stadium is a **** ground **** all the scum in the striped red and white we are the best and southampton are ****e oh, oh, oh we're portsmouth oh, oh, oh we're pompey oh, oh, oh we're portsmouth oh, oh, oh we're pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 (edited) And this just sums them up... If you haven't seen it before, I implore you to watch it. Lmao... every Skate stereotype in one video clip. Edited 21 February, 2011 by Crab Lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 tonight there is a Special report on Pompey on SSN at 7.30pm. Reading the little i have on the programme it may be sick bag time. it appears that there is interviews with Chanrai etc telling us how difficult it has been for them in the last year.I do wonder if there is any mention of signing 20k PW players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 tonight there is a Special report on Pompey on SSN at 7.30pm. Reading the little i have on the programme it may be sick bag time. it appears that there is interviews with Chanrai etc telling us how difficult it has been for them in the last year.I do wonder if there is any mention of signing 20k PW players. or robbing cancer charities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 or robbing cancer charities... Or de-frauding the UK taxpayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 Crab, those charming Youtube shots from the squatter camp in Soweto east will never be repeated. Not because they won't reach another final, they just don't own the car park anymore. I'd be wary of putting up a tent on land owned by a bloke who sells landmines for a living. I'll get the sleeping bags from a safe distance while you bang the pegs in..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 (edited) Crab, those charming Youtube shots from the squatter camp in Soweto east will never be repeated. Not because they won't reach another final, they just don't own the car park anymore. I'd be wary of putting up a tent on land owned by a bloke who sells landmines for a living. I'll get the sleeping bags from a safe distance while you bang the pegs in..... lmao, you never fail to amuse me rallyboy. Just watched the clip again, actually - it's astounding and can't believe it hasn't, to my knowledge, been posted before. It's almost perfect, despite the lack of horses in the footage. Edited 21 February, 2011 by Crab Lungs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 lmao, you never fail to amuse me rallyboy. Just watched the clip again, actually - it's astounding and can't believe it hasn't, to my knowledge, been posted before. It's almost perfect, despite the lack of horses in the footage. Take another look at that barbeque... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 A whole 12,500 watching Portsmouth on Saturday, including 700 Barnsley fans? Great support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint78 Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 http://www.skysports.com/skysportsnews/story/0,28679,19494_6759654,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 A whole 12,500 watching Portsmouth on Saturday, including 700 Barnsley fans? Great support. When is their next pay day? Pity February is such a short month.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 I've no doubt that Sky's hard-hitting, all-revealing documentary will completely gloss over the fact that it is the squillions pumped into the game by Sky themselves that has encouraged some clubs' financial irresponsibility. The promise of 'jam tomorrow' doesn't exactly encourage clubs to be fiscally prudent. The fact that it encouraged them to cheat, gain an unfair advantage and trade insolvently as a business is perhaps not something that Sky will want to remind people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 I've no doubt that Sky's hard-hitting, all-revealing documentary will completely gloss over the fact that it is the squillions pumped into the game by Sky themselves that has encouraged some clubs' financial irresponsibility. The promise of 'jam tomorrow' doesn't exactly encourage clubs to be fiscally prudent. The fact that it encouraged them to cheat, gain an unfair advantage and trade insolvently as a business is perhaps not something that Sky will want to remind people. And to think Plymouth might not be in existence next week for what could be considered a paltry amount owed... Good luck Plymouth, f()ck orf Skates.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 God - this is sickening - but at least you now know that nobody else is particulary that interested in the fluster cluck. Perhaps time to end this thread now - this whole circus has been a travesty from beginning to end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 Nothing new on SSN. Still no one has seen Al Faraj. BC on charm offensive to Skates. Poor old SC!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 Waste of half an hour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 http://www.skysports.com/skysportsnews/story/0,28679,19494_6759654,00.html anyone see this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 Real 'in-depth' reporting there then, wtf was all that about? About as insightful and hard hitting as bloody rogue traders - pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 And Plymouth are docked 10 points - you couldn't make it up..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 21 February, 2011 Share Posted 21 February, 2011 anyone see this? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 God - this is sickening - but at least you now know that nobody else is particulary that interested in the fluster cluck. Perhaps time to end this thread now - this whole circus has been a travesty from beginning to end. No, no, no. We're just getting warmed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11674_6771353,00.html "Russian group Converse Sport Initiative (CSI) have declared their interest in a takeover at" Is it me? Is this a phony police sting to get a look at the books? CSI.... I have heard of a few police stings where they use a joke a the name. I have had a few coppers try it on on may anti speed camera campaigning. They stick out like a sore thumb with fake kid type fonts, dreadfull txt talk. and email addresses like bill_ dixon_ etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dellboypete Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 http://www.skysports.com/skysportsnews/story/0,28679,19494_6759654,00.html I nearly died laughing when read this bit (or was I crying in disbelief)........ "It's outstanding football debts and payment disputes. If you went into detail of these disputes, you would feel sorry for Portsmouth." How can anyone feel sorry for those cheats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 so he doesn't want to make a profit, he has three or four groups queueing to take over, and the main stumbling block is that he's slowly, slowly, falling in love with the club..... They've certainly been lucky to link up with the only ruthless loan shark in the world who has no interest in making money because he's too busy writing poetry and picking wild flowers. Why did Sky waste their time on this pointless programme that could have been written on the back of an envelope six months ago? When will someone be brave enough to push the legal limits and broadcast what we all know, and some of what we suspect? There are enough facts out there to make an interesting programme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 P*mpey reminds me a bit of the old man in the village in Monty Python's "Quest for the Holy Grail". An old man on his way out, screaming out loud he's fine, while everyone else claims he's dead or will be dead in a minute. Just waiting for a bloke with a mallet to put them out of their misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 Danish, you should have included a link!:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 Danish, you should have included a link!:-) Or indeed this :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 You really, really couldn't make it up... http://www.skysports.com/skysportsnews/story/0,28679,19494_6771574,00.html :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 You really, really couldn't make it up... http://www.skysports.com/skysportsnews/story/0,28679,19494_6771574,00.html :lol: Needs a suitable violin soundtrack.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 Chainrai, brother Deepak, and business partner Levi Kushnir are in talks to find Portsmouth's fifth new owner since Sasha Gaydamak sold the club in 2009. "If I get my money back, I would consider myself very lucky." said Chainrai, speaking in Hong Kong to a 'Portsmouth - The Inside Story' special report on Sky Sports News HD. "The point here is not to make money but exit and hand over the reins. If I get money back I would be very happy. My intentions are to find a new buyer to stabilise it and inject new funds into it and take it back to its glory days. We would not sell the club just to anybody." (he said as he crossed his fingers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 And only 6 days to go until payday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 Danish, you should have included a link!:-) Sorry!! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 You really, really couldn't make it up... http://www.skysports.com/skysportsnews/story/0,28679,19494_6771574,00.html :lol: Hm I wonder why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 They have no money and payday is looming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 They have no money and payday is looming! Oh don't worry they'll be fine they'll be saved by The Russkies won't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 Ooops sorry I forgot to add 37,348 ROFL's to my last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 23 February, 2011 Share Posted 23 February, 2011 Pompey song Where's - your -money -gone Where your money gone Repeat x2 Last time we met you had money to burn Ooh err, cheap cherpy cheap cheap skate Last time we met you had players on loan Oh dear ,cherpy cherpy cheapskates- it's gone Where's your money gone? Where has your money gone? X2 You are going done the drain now your money has gone Ooh Err cherpy cherpy cheap skates - gone Blue square leauge now your money has gone Ooh Err cherpy cherpy cheap skates gone The Russians won't buy you cos your money's all gone Ooh err cherpy cherpy cheap skates- gone Pay day is looming and the moneys all gone Ooh err cherpy cherpy cheap skates - gone Where has your money gone? Where has your money gone? X2 You don't even have a car park now your money has gone Ooh err cherpy cherpy cheap skates Liquidations looming cos your money is gone Bye bye cherpy cherpy cheap skates- GONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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