bridge too far Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Well surely the FL can't say this on the one hand: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/league-chief-issues-club-debt-warning-2215953.html and then turn a blind eye on the other, can they? Oh, rhetorical question alert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Well surely the FL can't say this on the one hand: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/football-league/league-chief-issues-club-debt-warning-2215953.html and then turn a blind eye on the other, can they? Oh, rhetorical question alert! No, that would be a bridge too far, Bridge Too Far !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 What do you need to do to fail the FAPPT? Feck knows,,,,,,,,when we work it out we will let you know (smile, winky thingey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Surely you remember the rules from our points deduction? They were engraved on my heart. There is a fixed date --before it the deduction happens immediately regardless of how many points you have at that time. After it, the deduction happens the next season unless applying it immediately would cause relegation, in which case, that is what happens. We went into administration just after the date, so the points came off next season because we were relegated anyway. If we hadn't been relegated anyway they'd have come off in-season to make sure were relegated. Of course with any further (unlikely in my view) Pompey points deduction it won't be for administration as such anyway ..they've had that punishment. The authorities can be pretty much as nasty as they want for other deductions. Look at what they did to Luton and others. That is not the correct interpretation, the deduction will apply in the season that the reason for point deduction occurs (i.e. Administration), if you are 11 points above the relegation zone and you survive you are ok and have taken your deduction, no points deduction next season. If the point taken off take you into the relegation zone, you are relegated. If you are relegated without the points deduction being added, you are relegated and the points deduction is given at the start of next season as we were. This rule was bought in because Leeds were already relegated and went into admin when they knew they were down to avoid the deduction that would have relegated them or have the deduction next season if they went into admin after the season finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Where is Corpy? All these fun and games over the past week and we've not even heard a whimper from him - even after their victory at Doncaster. Maybe he's still tidying up that garden of his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Where is Corpy? All these fun and games over the past week and we've not even heard a whimper from him - even after their victory at Doncaster. Maybe he's still tidying up that garden of his... He only calls in when things are on the up, down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 He only calls in when things are on the up, down the road. aren't they? surely with their Russian comrade's marching into Notarf Krap with billions ( £'s or rubles?) i thought everything would be tickety-boo with the fish fiddlers & they would be on here gloating about how they were going to be the next Man Citeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST Randy Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Where is Corpy? All these fun and games over the past week and we've not even heard a whimper from him - even after their victory at Doncaster. Maybe he's still tidying up that garden of his... Look at post 36357 on page 728. I very much doubt that we will ever hear from him again after that post. If he does appear on here again, just quote that thread back to him & watch him squirm.. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/images/smilies/smile.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 (edited) Where is Corpy? All these fun and games over the past week and we've not even heard a whimper from him - even after their victory at Doncaster. Maybe he's still tidying up that garden of his... Maybe he's studying some Russian in preparation. Here's a starter phrase for him to use.... Здрав твуйте меня зовут Шлюха Corpy и добро пожаловать в амую большую валку, которую Вы видели, тех пор как Вы закончили бомбить Chechnya which translates as (according to my on line translator) Hello my name is Corpy Whore and welcome to the biggest dump you have seen since you finished bombing Chechnya Edited 16 February, 2011 by Gorgiesaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
positivepete Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 I cannot believe no body has mentioned on this page what a jumbo thread this has become Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 I wonder if The News get some kind of commission for every time they used the word "versatile" (or any variation thereof) when describing a Poopey player? They've been using it an awful lot lately But surely not quite as often as "paper thin squad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 I think the only test was not being convicted of a crime that exceeds 6? months in jail! Which is a very easy test to pass if you don't actually exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 16 February, 2011 Share Posted 16 February, 2011 Good news - Scunny beat forest tonight. Here comes their revival to finish above poopey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 pompey message boards reporting that baliffs came in and closed down portsmouth live tv this morning. Not sure if or how they are affliated to the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 how many loan players do they have now? Halford (loan) Hogg (loan) De laet (loan) Sonko (loan) Dickinson (loan) Cotterill (loan) They can still get two more in although four out of the eight must be under 23 and five at most can play at one time (I'm not sure if that is on the pitch or in the starting 11 plus subs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Halford (loan) Hogg (loan) De laet (loan) Sonko (loan) Dickinson (loan) Cotterill (loan) They can still get two more in although four out of the eight must be under 23 and five at most can play at one time (I'm not sure if that is on the pitch or in the starting 11 plus subs). I believe it is 5 in the 18 (or 16 if you are the Skate manager trying to gain sympathy for your paper thin squad TM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 pompey message boards reporting that baliffs came in and closed down portsmouth live tv this morning. Not sure if or how they are affliated to the club. that surprises me considering how 'Big Fat gypsy wedding ' is so popular on terrestrial TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 that surprises me considering how 'Big Fat gypsy wedding ' is so popular on terrestrial TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Today is an Interesting Day. Seems my GF got us an invite to a big Fashion Show thingy tonight. With loads of celebs coming along to see your resident Global Sporting legend. I just clocked the guest list, there's some Bankers on the list from - well I'll let you guess - as it's been an odd week co-incidence wise. Wonder what I can dig up this evening - better switch to my Tux from the Lounge Suit & work out how to order my Martini's should I use the Casino Royale version or... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Phil, we all know you really earn your living as a model, first the off the shoulder golfing bib, now the frilly tux - just embrace your creative side and strutt down that catwalk tonight as if Gok Wan herself was mentoring you. Barring that, grill any eastern european financial experts you happen across.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Today is an Interesting Day. Seems my GF got us an invite to a big Fashion Show thingy tonight. With loads of celebs coming along to see your resident Global Sporting legend. I just clocked the guest list, there's some Bankers on the list from - well I'll let you guess - as it's been an odd week co-incidence wise. Wonder what I can dig up this evening - better switch to my Tux from the Lounge Suit & work out how to order my Martini's should I use the Casino Royale version or... Spread the word Phil, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Phil, we all know you really earn your living as a model, . yes he does, you will always see him as 'the before' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Today is an Interesting Day. Seems my GF got us an invite to a big Fashion Show thingy tonight. With loads of celebs coming along to see your resident Global Sporting legend. I just clocked the guest list, there's some Bankers on the list from - well I'll let you guess - as it's been an odd week co-incidence wise. Wonder what I can dig up this evening - better switch to my Tux from the Lounge Suit & work out how to order my Martini's should I use the Casino Royale version or... Hey Phil you are an old tart, most would put that they are going to a do and might meet some bankers. You give us the big one about celebs and all that, i have not mentioned that a member of a band who have had 2 massive hits around for drinks tomorrow night lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkeith Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Is it Dozy, Beaky, or Titch ? I think Dave Dee has passed on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Well 'The News' obviously think Ben Haim is on his way. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bygone-blues/d_day_looms_for_ben_haim_1_2424619 Ben Haim trained with the rest of the Pompey first-team squad at their Eastleigh base on Tuesday and is expected to attend today in the build-up for Saturday’s visit of Barnsley. The fact remains, though, that his West Ham loan spell officially ended on January 8. But despite still being employed by Pompey as the club’s highest wage earner, he has not been available for any of their matches at any level since May 9, 2010. Meanwhile, the Hammers have reiterated the Israeli defender is back with Pompey and is no longer their concern. It means the unsatisfactory situation continues to rumble on. And, on a reputed salary of £36,000-a-week, it is an impasse the Blues understandably can’t afford to allow to drag on much longer. Note part of the URL being pompey-past/bygone-blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Is it Dozy, Beaky, or Titch ? I think Dave Dee has passed on ? If its good enough for me its good enough for you id have thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Well 'The News' obviously think Ben Haim is on his way. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bygone-blues/d_day_looms_for_ben_haim_1_2424619 Note part of the URL being pompey-past/bygone-blues Ouch that's another 36k on the wage bill. When you put it into context of their average gates 14 - 15k (Which strangely are going down since the bad run) the fact most away teams are taking between 2 and 3 thousand of that figure, then the 1,500 they give to local schools and the latest deal which is two tickets for 19.50. It doesn't look to good. Won't be long before, Kitson 19k a week Lawerence 20k a week, Ben Haim 36k a week, Brown 25k a week Hughes 28k earn morn than the takings. Thats without Heirdasson, Rocha, Mokena, Kanu and the injured fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Webber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Webber? Webbered feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 If its good enough for me its good enough for you id have thought Dodgy?? I know you are, but I assumed you were joining Reg in a game of Crop Circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Phil, we all know you really earn your living as a model, first the off the shoulder golfing bib, now the frilly tux - just embrace your creative side and strutt down that catwalk tonight as if Gok Wan herself was mentoring you. Barring that, grill any eastern european financial experts you happen across.... OK my on the spot report. 1) Models - WTF? OK they had stunning faces and all that but there simply is nothing there to grab hold of. I could swear any normal male would need a roll of duct tape handy in the Bedroom to try and put them back together after 2) It was an ARABIC Fashion show of stunning numbers for the Lady of the region to wear indoors. Ho hum not even an ankle in sight So to the scoops. The designer (and this is a REALLY big story not yet made public) has a commission to make a Wedding Dress (no not Kate's). It will be in the Guinness Book of Records. It is the world's first ONE MILLION DOLLAR WEDDING DRESS. Hell there are people left in the world who still do what Poopey did - spend ridiculous amounts of money to cover up for the small size of their private parts Oh the Russkies you wanted to know. Medium sized bank in Russia with about 4 or 6 other banks around EU & South America The guys are sports nuts and have been trying to get into football for ages. They have done a lot in motorsport - I heard about Renualt in F1 but they also did something in Le Mans & Dakar Rally They support Basketball and a Moscow based Ice Hockey club They are NOT stupid have a lot of people in football and have met many many clubs and agents and consultants and do a great deal of research. Apart from that I really enjoyed my two glasses of fresh green apple juice and posing for Hello Magazine. Will try and download a really exciting photo (yawn) of a skinny fit chick in a tent in a moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 So here you go guys that'll get y'all steamed up... I truly would have preferred to have spent the evening watching Paint Dry, but luckily I had once watched an episode of Sex & the City so I understood this is something you have to do for the other half - ONCE. Celebs - yeah great - all Arabic Film stars (but not the ONLY one I've ever heard of) and a bunch of Bollywood types - oh yeah great. But the Bankering blokes chick. Strewth, if that's what those bonus cheques gets you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 HMRC AND THE FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION Premier League's (FAPL) court battle over insolvency rules has been postponed in order to await the decision in a separate insolvency hearing involving Lehman Brothers Special Financing. Both the taxman and FAPL were expected to put forward their arguments over the controversial football creditors rule to the High Court yesterday, with a trial date expected to be set shortly after. HMRC is battling to have the football creditor rule overturned as it believes the rule - which prioritises the payment of players, managers and clubs in the event of a club entering administration - is "unlawful". A spokesman for HMRC said: "The hearing originally expected this week has been adjourned by agreement of the parties pending the decision of the Supreme Court in the case of Lehman Brothers Special Financing Inc -v- Belmont Park Investments PTY Ltd and others, and to enable the parties to consider whether there is anything in that decision which affects their position." HMRC is basing its FAPL court battle on two legal arguments. It believes the Lehman Brothers action will touch on one of the arguments against the Football Association, and is awaiting judgment before continuing. The taxman's case is based on both the pari passu rule which means creditors should be treated equally and without preference as they are in other insolvency cases; and the second is based on restrictive practices which force football clubs in the FAPL to abide by its insolvency rules - which HMRC deem unlawful. The taxman filed papers to the Royal Courts of Justice on 18 May labelling the football creditors rule as "unlawful" because it believes the rule is outside the laws of insolvency. One example that angered HMRC was in the Portsmouth FC administration, where the taxman is likely to be paid just one-fifth of an estimated £37m it is owed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Dodgy?? I know you are, but I assumed you were joining Reg in a game of Crop Circles. I didnt think you'd be quick enough to pick up on my subtle hint Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 One example that angered HMRC was in the Portsmouth FC administration, where the taxman is likely to be paid just one-fifth of an estimated £37m it is owed. i think they are being a bit optimistic there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/476717430?-11209 SC saying no more loans to come in,just read what the fans think of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 So here you go guys that'll get y'all steamed up... Judging by her cheekbones and how slim she is I suspect her hip bones would probably slash any prospective lover to bits: no thanks! As to the Ruskies trying to get into football: the question remains... why Portsmouth? Potential? I don't think so really. Near to Cowes for the sailing, I suppose, and not far to Lunnon. Can't think of any other advantages to outweigh the maany disadvantages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Judging by her cheekbones and how slim she is I suspect her hip bones would probably slash any prospective lover to bits: no thanks! As to the Ruskies trying to get into football: the question remains... why Portsmouth? Potential? I don't think so really. Near to Cowes for the sailing, I suppose, and not far to Lunnon. Can't think of any other advantages to outweigh the maany disadvantages. Apart from the one about not bothering to pay taxes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Judging by her cheekbones and how slim she is I suspect her hip bones would probably slash any prospective lover to bits: no thanks! As to the Ruskies trying to get into football: the question remains... why Portsmouth? Potential? I don't think so really. Near to Cowes for the sailing, I suppose, and not far to Lunnon. Can't think of any other advantages to outweigh the maany disadvantages. That's the point. They're intelligent, and Pompey aren't the only team they're looking at, so it's probably not Pompey they'll end up buying. It's just that Pompey need a takeover so badly that any slight indication of a saviour... remember us during the Paul Allen days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 That's the point. They're intelligent, and Pompey aren't the only team they're looking at, so it's probably not Pompey they'll end up buying. It's just that Pompey need a takeover so badly that any slight indication of a saviour... remember us during the Paul Allen days? Im sure you are right but if they are getting to due diligence they have spent a bit of money to get there. It seems mad that they are even thinking of going through that when a cursory glance should show they are buying nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpb Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 As to the Ruskies trying to get into football: the question remains... why Portsmouth? Potential? I don't think so really. Near to Cowes for the sailing, I suppose, and not far to Lunnon. Can't think of any other advantages to outweigh the maany disadvantages. Portsmouth is very close to Southampton though. Surely that's a good selling point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Judging by her cheekbones and how slim she is I suspect her hip bones would probably slash any prospective lover to bits: no thanks! As to the Ruskies trying to get into football: the question remains... why Portsmouth? Potential? I don't think so really. Near to Cowes for the sailing, I suppose, and not far to Lunnon. Can't think of any other advantages to outweigh the maany disadvantages. Football Club ownership. Mergers & Acquisitions. Bankers & Bonuses. Smoke & Mirrors. Who can really tell what reality is in these weird and specialist fields. There is some history here if we could work out what it all means. Ruskies look at Bompey at the beginning of the season their Echo went into melt down with leak and counter leak. Eddie waved them away - no money troubles rolling in it (then try to palm his manager off on us and sell his best players again, not mention selling tickets for our game ten years in advance) The Russkies then went and played Scaletrix for a while then re-appear on the scene with a public bid for Poopey. But why after the Jan Window? Surely an interested buyer with money wasn't looking to get the price down, and even the few are realising they need players if they are to stay up. Eddie then seen desperately trying to flog a few expensive Hostility tickets for a match in 4 weeks time. And especially if we then add in Newspaper claims denials and a sudden resurgence of the dark side at our end Somewhere in all of that is an answer, damned if I know what it is. Unless MLT & Co are considering buying Poopey and renaming them St Mary's football Club moving them & demolishing the flats between Archers & Milton Roads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 http://www.newsnow.co.uk/A/476717430?-11209 SC saying no more loans to come in,just read what the fans think of that Well at least their squad has improved from "paper thin" to "threadbare". That at least gives them a glimmer of hope to make the playoffs and avoid obliteration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 Special Report Portsmouth - The Inside story Monday, 7:30pm, sky sports news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 Special Report Portsmouth - The Inside story Monday, 7:30pm, sky sports news As much as I want to watch this, it will undoubtedly paint them as hard done by, best fans in the world, evil directors used and abused them and the fans/other staff had no opportunity to stop them etc etc ... I wonder if they'll mention the charities they ripped off? Doubt it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 As much as I want to watch this, it will undoubtedly paint them as hard done by, best fans in the world, evil directors used and abused them and the fans/other staff had no opportunity to stop them etc etc ... I wonder if they'll mention the charities they ripped off? Doubt it.... Indeed. I doubt it will emphasise the competitive advantage these shenanigans gave them or their shameful behaviour in the January transfer window which turned last season's FA Cup into a complete farce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 I see Lawrence has been replaced by Mokoena after 40 minutes. I am assuming he is injured. That is a great shame as he is arguably their best player. I do hope he doesn't miss the remainder of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 That is a great shame as he is arguably their best player. I do hope he doesn't miss the remainder of the season. I "almost" believe you are being sincere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 F*ckit! King Kanoooooooooooooooooooooooo comes on and they snatch another winner, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 19 February, 2011 Share Posted 19 February, 2011 F*ckit! King Kanoooooooooooooooooooooooo comes on and they snatch another winner, Yet another massive crowd I see. Damn good job you did win or else it could have been down to 4 figures for your next home match. Keep prolonging the inevitable eh Mack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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