Pompey Takeover Saga

[JackFrost]

What happens if they can't afford the wages again and have to adjust the CVA as well? Do they get to go into administration again and **** everyone over for a third time? Would this be sanctioned by the FL? Are they taking the **** or what?

 

The FL would have to step in at that point because it would make the whole thing a very public laughing stock. If they went into admin again very soon that is where i suspect the whole thing would start to unravel and the media would start taking an entirely closer look at the situation

[Weston Super Saint]

What happens if they can't afford the wages again and have to adjust the CVA as well? Do they get to go into administration again and **** everyone over for a third time? Would this be sanctioned by the FL? Are they taking the **** or what?

 

Sadly, they can adjust the CVA as they wish. There's supposed to be a vote from all the creditors to veto any changes, but as we've already seen with Swindon, AA has a history of ignoring these rules and carrying on regardless.

 

Since there is no real regulation of this industry, he can pretty much do as he pleases with little repercussions. I guess it's then up to the FL to levy any points deductions they see fit, but we all know how they've completely lost their spine and this won't happen. So, in terms of the CVA, they really will have got away with it

 

Luckily, they now have the owner they deserve, who's only interest is in getting his money back, so he will take every penny he can get his hands on until he feels there is no more to be had. A long slow painful death with a liquidation at the end of it is very much on the cards, as I doubt very much that chinny will hang around until the CVA is done and dusted in five years time, so another administration is not an option. The only chance of survival they have is to sell the club, and thus give chinny his pound of flesh back. I imagine there is more chance of every one of us on here winning the lottery before they find a buyer rich enough and mad enough to part with that sort of cash

[mack rill]

Sadly, they can adjust the CVA as they wish. There's supposed to be a vote from all the creditors to veto any changes, but as we've already seen with Swindon, AA has a history of ignoring these rules and carrying on regardless.

 

Since there is no real regulation of this industry, he can pretty much do as he pleases with little repercussions. I guess it's then up to the FL to levy any points deductions they see fit, but we all know how they've completely lost their spine and this won't happen. So, in terms of the CVA, they really will have got away with it

 

Luckily, they now have the owner they deserve, who's only interest is in getting his money back, so he will take every penny he can get his hands on until he feels there is no more to be had. A long slow painful death with a liquidation at the end of it is very much on the cards, as I doubt very much that chinny will hang around until the CVA is done and dusted in five years time, so another administration is not an option. The only chance of survival they have is to sell the club, and thus give chinny his pound of flesh back. I imagine there is more chance of every one of us on here winning the lottery before they find a buyer rich enough and mad enough to part with that sort of cash

 

Oar!( skate language) the sneaky basteds might just get promoted,

[rallyboy]

Oar, they might find all the results go against them today and promotion creeps a little bit further away, and the possibility of liquidation creeps a little bit closer....

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Oar, they might find all the results go against them today and promotion creeps a little bit further away, and the possibility of liquidation creeps a little bit closer....

 

Now, we wouldn't want that to happen.

 

Would we?

 

Poll?

[Danish Saint]

Where can I find a "Skate Language to English Language"-dictionary?

[swannymere]

Nice little article in the News Of The World (so might not be true, but probably is as far as the skates are concerned!) about the Skates not paying Linvoy Primus's chosen charity from the gate receipts at his testimonial, it goes on to state that they have the third highest wage bill in the championship and that they have taken on new wage liabilities of £40k a week in Lawrence and Kitson since the testimonial. Pretty much calls the club 'charity muggers & scumbags' without actually saying it. Pompey - the gift that keeps on giving.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Nice little article in the News Of The World (so might not be true, but probably is as far as the skates are concerned!) about the Skates not paying Linvoy Primus's chosen charity from the gate receipts at his testimonial, it goes on to state that they have the third highest wage bill in the championship and that they have taken on new wage liabilities of £40k a week in Lawrence and Kitson since the testimonial. Pretty much calls the club 'charity muggers & scumbags' without actually saying it. Pompey - the gift that keeps on taking.

 

That's better.

[Saint 76er]

Where can I find a "Skate Language to English Language"-dictionary?

 

You can't ... as that would require there to be a skate speaker who could also actually write, which does seem an unlikely supposition.

[docker-p]

Where can I find a "Skate Language to English Language"-dictionary?

It's a language called 'Mockney'. It's spoken in the home counties mostly and Portsmouth. It's a sort of cockney but without being in London.

[docker-p]

Nice little article in the News Of The World (so might not be true, but probably is as far as the skates are concerned!) about the Skates not paying Linvoy Primus's chosen charity from the gate receipts at his testimonial, it goes on to state that they have the third highest wage bill in the championship and that they have taken on new wage liabilities of £40k a week in Lawrence and Kitson since the testimonial. Pretty much calls the club 'charity muggers & scumbags' without actually saying it. Pompey - the gift that keeps on giving.

Just when you think they can't get any more vile. And they call us scum !!!!

[saint lard]

All going tits up again..and again...and again...???

 

Anyone got a spare £25m....

 

 

 

"The escalating war between former Portsmouth supremo Alexandre Gaydamak and present owner Balram Chainrai has reached breaking point.

Gaydamak has now served legal notice ordering the club to vacate the offices and halt the use of the car park by Christmas after they refused to pay rent in excess of £36,000 a month.

Gaydamak has even threatened to redevelop the land and seek building permission after demanding £15million to sell it back to Portsmouth."

 

 

I did afford myself a chuckle.

 

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Portsmouth-facing-meltdown-because-of-warring-chairmen-Alexandre-Gaydamak-and-Balram-Chainrai-article644181.html#ixzz17C2yo2Gy

Edited 5 December, 2010 by saint lard

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Where can I find a "Skate Language to English Language"-dictionary?

 

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have

an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya

free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject

troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is

the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor, where the biggest telly is.

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next

race?"

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, your ass is getin’ a bit efty."

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

ERZ - Belonging to her.

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 -1990.

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. “I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say yes will you give it a rest?"

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer

good."

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

INT - Indirect suggestion. “I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

KAF - Eating house open during the day.

KAFFY - A girl's name.

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

MANOR - Local area.

*****R - An unattractive person (usually woman).

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

NAWFF – Anywhere north of Havant Railway Station

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

NES - National Elf Service.

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

PACIFIC - Specific.

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.>

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it. I was on the reband from Craig."

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

SCUMMA – Someone from Saafamtin

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

well top evvy."

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got

a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already."

"Don't zaggerate, mum."

 

 

[saintjay77]

All going tits up again..and again...and again...???

 

Anyone got a spare £25m....

 

 

 

"The escalating war between former Portsmouth supremo Alexandre Gaydamak and present owner Balram Chainrai has reached breaking point.

Gaydamak has now served legal notice ordering the club to vacate the offices and halt the use of the car park by Christmas after they refused to pay rent in excess of £36,000 a month.

Gaydamak has even threatened to redevelop the land and seek building permission after demanding £15million to sell it back to Portsmouth."

 

 

I did afford myself a chuckle.

 

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Portsmouth-facing-meltdown-because-of-warring-chairmen-Alexandre-Gaydamak-and-Balram-Chainrai-article644181.html#ixzz17C2yo2Gy

 

Haha brilliant. Just when you think it has started to slow down. They can't help giving us something to laugh at.

 

And to think gaydamak bent over so a deal could be reached to let chainrai take the club out of admin. As soon as he does he tries to stitch gaydamak up like a kipper.

[70's Mike]

All going tits up again..and again...and again...???

 

Anyone got a spare £25m....

 

 

 

"The escalating war between former Portsmouth supremo Alexandre Gaydamak and present owner Balram Chainrai has reached breaking point.

Gaydamak has now served legal notice ordering the club to vacate the offices and halt the use of the car park by Christmas after they refused to pay rent in excess of £36,000 a month.

Gaydamak has even threatened to redevelop the land and seek building permission after demanding £15million to sell it back to Portsmouth."

 

 

I did afford myself a chuckle.

 

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Portsmouth-facing-meltdown-because-of-warring-chairmen-Alexandre-Gaydamak-and-Balram-Chainrai-article644181.html#ixzz17C2yo2Gy

 

Think the ticket office is in the office building, still shutting that will not have big effect

and they can park theit caravans on another bit of waste land

[Danish Saint]

Thanks ESB!... Good laugh and I'll try to keep it all in mind.

 

Fantastic post!

[rallyboy]

so basically they are failing to meet payments when they fall due - isn't that known as trading insolvently? A clear breach of league rules.

 

And if they can't afford the rent for their offices, what hope has the taxman got of collecting current monies let alone the pittance due on the cva - the agreed cva being the only reason they have been allowed to enter the league this season.

 

Are you watching football league?

You have been conned, just like the Prem was, just like the courts were, just like the charities were - they are still doing just what they likey.

 

It can't be true about the Primus charity money can it? Even with my history of bitter comedic assaults on all things blue and to the east I would still put that down to paper gossip, unless someone has facts - then it would be open season once again....

[Tamesaint]

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have

an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya

free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject

troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is

the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor, where the biggest telly is.

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next

race?"

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, your ass is getin’ a bit efty."

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

ERZ - Belonging to her.

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 -1990.

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. “I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say yes will you give it a rest?"

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer

good."

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

INT - Indirect suggestion. “I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

KAF - Eating house open during the day.

KAFFY - A girl's name.

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

MANOR - Local area.

*****R - An unattractive person (usually woman).

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

NAWFF – Anywhere north of Havant Railway Station

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

NES - National Elf Service.

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

PACIFIC - Specific.

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.>

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it. I was on the reband from Craig."

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

SCUMMA – Someone from Saafamtin

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

well top evvy."

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got

a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already."

"Don't zaggerate, mum."

 

 

 

Brilliant.

 

What's the Mockney for "our MP who has been most vociferous in his support for the club is being shafted by some Russian spook."

[aintforever]

Nice little article in the News Of The World (so might not be true, but probably is as far as the skates are concerned!) about the Skates not paying Linvoy Primus's chosen charity from the gate receipts at his testimonial, it goes on to state that they have the third highest wage bill in the championship and that they have taken on new wage liabilities of £40k a week in Lawrence and Kitson since the testimonial. Pretty much calls the club 'charity muggers & scumbags' without actually saying it. Pompey - the gift that keeps on giving.

 

The article also said they have still not aid any charity, including that cancer one.

 

Also the Fulham players donated their fee for the Primus friendly but the Skates just pocketed it.

 

Filthy cheating scum.

[tony13579]

Whilst I don't want the south coast to be frozen solid for the next month. It might restrict their income and force more pain on the few if there were more postponed matches and no income.

[ottery st mary]

Brilliant.

 

What's the Mockney for "our MP who has been most vociferous in his support for the club is being shafted by some Russian spook."

 

Gawd luva ah duck......or was it a fluck Mr Hancock?

 

 

Those spooks get everywhere.

[tony13579]

In a statement tonight Mike Hancock, who sits on the House of Commons Defence Select Committee said "prove that this Aide was a russian agent" Lib Dem Mike Hancock said Katia Zatuliveter, 25, had nothing to hide, he backed her 100%, and would appeal.

 

Later off camera he said that Portsmouth people knew how to spot a fake. we would know a fake shake, an arms dealer, a mickey mouse accountant and a dodgey CVA. we would not give charity money to a failing company or then repeat that with a testimonial match.

 

Questions are being asked why the Portsmouth MP did not employ one of his own constituents. Those on the south coast may know the answer......

[Dark Munster]

The article also said they have still not aid any charity, including that cancer one.

 

Also the Fulham players donated their fee for the Primus friendly but the Skates just pocketed it.

 

Filthy cheating scum.

 

Well, I tend to call them cheating, lying bastards, but I must say I do like your way with words.

[Dark Munster]

Oar!( skate language) the sneaky basteds might just get promoted,

 

Indeed, that is the rather large fly in the Cheats-FC-getting-liquidated ointment. But if the worst comes to worst and the Cheats do sleaze their way up this season, we can probably count on it being just being a postponement of their inevitable demise, as BC will try to trouser all of the ill-gotten PL gains and then leave your lot high and dry.

[Smirking_Saint]

How To Talk “Mockney” (Understand A Skate for Saints Fans)

ASSA COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon . She'll have

an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya

free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject

troublemakers at a club. "Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is

the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter

from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with

mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

DAN TO URF - Sensible, practical.

DANNING STREET - Where the Prime Minister lives.

DANSTEZ - On the ground floor, where the biggest telly is.

DREKKUN - Do you consider? as in "Which dog drekkun'll win the next

race?"

EFTY - Considerable. "Ere, Trace, your ass is getin’ a bit efty."

EJOG - A small, spiky animal.

ERZ - Belonging to her.

EVVY - A big geezer who protects a smaller and more intelligent geezer,

usually for money. "My name's Frank and this is my evvy, Knuckles."

EYEBROW - Cultured, intellectual.

FANTIN - A jet of water for drinking or ornament.

FARVA - A posh way of saying Dad.

FATCHA - Margaret, British Prime Minister 1979 -1990.

FINGY - A person or object whose name doesn't come to mind. “I ad it off

wiv fingy last night."

FONG - Skimpy undergarment.

FOR CRYIN AT LAD - Mild expletive showing annoyance or surprise. "For

cryin at lad, Britney, if I say yes will you give it a rest?"

GAWON - Go on. "Gawon Darren, eat ya granny's cabbage, it'll do yer

good."

GIVE IT LARGE - To be thorough or enthusiastic.

GRAND - A football stadium. "It all wennoff atside the pub near the

grand."

HAITCH - Letter of the alphabet between G and I.

IBEEFA - The Spanish holiday island.

IFFY - Dubious. "Ere, Trace, I fink this bread pudding you made last

munf's a bit iffy."

INT - Indirect suggestion. “I gave Darren a sort of int that it was time

to wash iz feet."

IPS - An unknown area of a woman's body to which chocolate travels. "That

Mars Bar will go straight to me ips."

JA - Do you, did you. "Ja like me new airdo, Sharon."

JACKS - Five Pound note. "Lend us a jacks, wilya?"

JAFTA - Is it really necessary? "Oi mate, jafta keep doing that?"

KAF - Eating house open during the day.

KAFFY - A girl's name.

LAD - Noisy. "Jordan, turn that music dan, it's too lad."

LARJ - Enjoying oneself.

LEVVA - Material made from the skin of an animal.

LOTREE - Costs £1 for a ticket.

MA BLARCH - An arch near Hyde Park.

MAFFS - The study of numbers.

MANOR - Local area.

*****R - An unattractive person (usually woman).

NARRA - Lacking breadth, with little margin. "Mum wannid to come rand but

changed er mind. That was a narra escape."

NARTAMEAN - Do you know what I mean? (sometimes used as janartamean).

NAWFF – Anywhere north of Havant Railway Station

NEEVA - Not one nor the other.

NES - National Elf Service.

OAF - A solemn declaration of truth or committment.

OLLADAY - Time taken away from home for rest and adventure.

ONNIST - Fair and just, without a lie. "I never did it, onnist."

OPPIT - Go away , as in "Oi you, oppit."

PADDA PUFF - Soft, lacking aggression. "They're alright up front but they

got a padda puff defence."

PACIFIC - Specific.

PAFFUL - Having much power or strength.

PAIPA - Sun, Mirror etc.

PANS AN ANNSIS - Imperial weight system.>

PLAMMANS - A pub lunch usually made up of cheese and bread.

QUALIDEE - Good, as in "West 'Am's new striker's qualidee."

RAND - A number of drinks purchased for a group.

RANDEER - Locally. "There ain't much call for it randeer."

REBAND - Period of recovery after rejection by a lover. "I couldn't 'elp

it. I was on the reband from Craig."

ROOFLESS - Without compassion.

SAFF - A direction of the compass, opposite north.

SAFFEND - An Essex seaside town.

SAWTED - Done, arranged, resolved.

SCUMMA – Someone from Saafamtin

SEEVIN - Very angry. "I woz seevin when I urd wot 'e sed."

TALENT - Attractive members of the opposite sex. "Dave's gan dan tan to

eye up the talent."

TAN ASS - A modern terraced house.

TOP EVVY - A woman of plentiful bosom. "Ere look at that, Darren, she's

well top evvy."

UG - An unattractive person. "Sharon's new geezer's a bit of an ug."

UMP - Upset, as in Got the Ump.

VACHER - A document which can be exchanged for goods or services. "I got

a vacher to get in cheap at Forp Park."

WANNED UP - Tense. "I'm all wanned up at the moment."

WAWAZUT? - I beg your pardon.

WENNOFF - A fight commenced as in "It all wennoff".

YAFTA - You must : "Even if yer guilty, yafta av mitigating

circumstances."

YOOF OSTALL - A place where holidaymakers can stay the night.

ZAGGERATE - To suggest something is better or bigger than is true.

"Craig,I must've told ya a fazzund times already."

"Don't zaggerate, mum."

 

 

 

Lol

 

V Good.

 

You forgot 'Twos the bout mate' except even now i have no idea what it means.

 

Me the missus and a few mates got some sort of VIP access to the Time/Envy in Pompey with a few free drinks, we thought why not and the missus said she would drive so hey ho.

 

Anyways, we soon got lost and i went into a service station for a drink and thought f*ck it i might aswell ask.

 

Me 'How do you get to Time/Envy mate ??

 

Skate 'Watcha wanna do nipper is ga left from ere, twos the bout and 'ed strait daarn road'

 

I looked at him blankly, thanked him and walked out.

 

No word of a lie got back in the car and the missus said, did you get any directions. I just looked at her confused and said, i tried, but i dunno what the f*ck he said.

 

lol

[Dark Munster]

My 1st thought was I need to go down the road and disinfect Paignton of a thick skate, but the wording does suggest it may be one of us on the WU. lol

 

Torquay is not a bad place to live and our neighbours down the road in Paignton do house the more chavier folks in Torbay so PaigntonPompey probably blends right in.

 

PaigntonPompey appears to be too intelligent to be a skate.

[Sevvy]

http://www.uhy-uk.com/media/download/turnaround-and-recovery/PFC%20-%20November%20report.pdf

 

Probably already been posted but just in case.

 

Makes a good read about pompey's CVA, if you have the time

[Gemmel]

http://www.uhy-uk.com/media/download/turnaround-and-recovery/PFC%20-%20November%20report.pdf

 

Probably already been posted but just in case.

 

Makes a good read about pompey's CVA, if you have the time

 

I haven't got time to read it all now, but the ammendment to the CVA relates to part of the insolvency act. 127 is this;

 

In a winding up by the court, any disposition of the company's property, and any transfer of

shares, or alteration in the status of the company's members, made after the commencement of the

winding up is, unless the court otherwise orders, void.

 

 

I was always confident that HMRC hadn't gone away.... They still want their pound of flesh and are going after individuals.

If Al Mirage, doesn't exist, then someones in the weeds.

[Gemmel]

LOL, they are skint.

They have 300k and liabilities outside of the CVA of 1.5 million (That's just between administrators and lawyers). Both of these will be paid in January following the prince boteang payment. Decembers payroll coudl be intresting.

[redkeith]

So the transfer window didn't bring in enough money for the CVA. How could they have come up with the missing £3 Million ?

 

I'm no mathematician ( Sorry that's a lie I am a maths geek) but using these simple formulas I can see A solution .

 

Wilson = £1.5 Million + Lawrence + Kitson

 

Wilson = £1.5 Million + £3 Million for the CVA.

 

Combining these two differential equations we arrive at the answer

 

Skates = Cheating Bastards

[JackFrost]

When the creditors agreed to the CVA, does it mean they signed anything meaning once they agreed to it they can't go back and AA can do what he likes?

 

or can they remove their "agreement" at any time as soon as they start to get shafted and even slap on a WUO?

[tony13579]

I haven't got time to read it all now, but the ammendment to the CVA relates to part of the insolvency act. 127 is this;

 

In a winding up by the court, any disposition of the company's property, and any transfer of

shares, or alteration in the status of the company's members, made after the commencement of the

winding up is, unless the court otherwise orders, void.

 

 

I was always confident that HMRC hadn't gone away.... They still want their pound of flesh and are going after individuals.

If Al Mirage, doesn't exist, then someones in the weeds.

 

Sorry so much has happened. which of these issues have changed?

can some one list them for me?

[rallyboy]

I think Gemmel refers to the mass scramble to claim property, alter ownerships and claim debts AFTER the winding up order was lodged, we all suggested that it was illegal at the time but the court seemed to let it go.

 

just had a flick through those accounts, what a boring document, presumably they hope creditors doze off before stumbling across any little gems.

 

I think we may be able to bury the myth that the US tour was financed by sponsorship - £200K in 1st team travel and hotels from end of Feb to end of Aug?...perhaps the US trip was a holiday paid for by season ticket money/

 

And either I'm way out of my depth (!) or there is a serious typing error/mistake on dates re the income - a period of time that equates to minus one day?...has AA now tried to actually turn back the clock to adjust things or is that an odd way of recording some figures?

[Gemmel]

presumably they hope creditors doze off before stumbling across any little gems.

 

As you say a very boring document and as for littel Gems;

Someone's not giving up without a fight.... I wonder who that could be..

 

Discussions are currently being held with the creditors’ committee about potential

antecedent transactions.

 

And just to make us all smile;

To date, the Joint Administrators have drawn £552,936.59 in respect of their time

costs, and their category 1 and 2 disbursements have been drawn in full. There are

insufficient funds at present to draw the remaining fees, however, as detailed earlier

in the report further funds are expected via the Joint Administrators in January 2011

in respect of the sale of KPB. The outstanding time costs will be drawn at this time.

 

 

To date WM have been paid a total of £645,000 in respect of legal fees and

disbursements. Currently, insufficient funds are available to pay the remainder of

WM’s time costs, however, I anticipate being in a position to pay these when further

funds become available in January 2011.

[andysstuff]

As you say a very boring document and as for littel Gems;

Someone's not giving up without a fight.... I wonder who that could be..

 

Discussions are currently being held with the creditors’ committee about potential

antecedent transactions.

 

And just to make us all smile;

To date, the Joint Administrators have drawn £552,936.59 in respect of their time

costs, and their category 1 and 2 disbursements have been drawn in full. There are

insufficient funds at present to draw the remaining fees, however, as detailed earlier

in the report further funds are expected via the Joint Administrators in January 2011

in respect of the sale of KPB. The outstanding time costs will be drawn at this time.

 

 

To date WM have been paid a total of £645,000 in respect of legal fees and

disbursements. Currently, insufficient funds are available to pay the remainder of

WM’s time costs, however, I anticipate being in a position to pay these when further

funds become available in January 2011.

 

Christ, how many people have dibs on January's parachute payments??

[Sevvy]

As you say a very boring document and as for littel Gems;

Someone's not giving up without a fight.... I wonder who that could be..

 

Discussions are currently being held with the creditors’ committee about potential

antecedent transactions.

 

And just to make us all smile;

To date, the Joint Administrators have drawn £552,936.59 in respect of their time

costs, and their category 1 and 2 disbursements have been drawn in full. There are

insufficient funds at present to draw the remaining fees, however, as detailed earlier

in the report further funds are expected via the Joint Administrators in January 2011

in respect of the sale of KPB. The outstanding time costs will be drawn at this time.

 

 

To date WM have been paid a total of £645,000 in respect of legal fees and

disbursements. Currently, insufficient funds are available to pay the remainder of

WM’s time costs, however, I anticipate being in a position to pay these when further

funds become available in January 2011.

 

You can only draw so much from very little, especialy if the problems with the sale of KPB drag on a bit, anyway as i stated earlier the money involved in his sale goes straight to the admin costs, so where is the money coming from to pay the wages, unless half the team gets sold in January i think they have a major problem in the new year,and they have a problem with Decembers pay

[dubai_phil]

Been a busy weekend so only just got back on here to read through some absolute Gems, especially the UHY report stuff.

 

Having been a very beery weekend at the rugby 7's a couple of magic moments

 

Friday night was at Karaoke with the waifs and strays (and my house guests) there were 3 or 4 Skates giving it large and noisy in RB's. D_P guzzles an improbable number of Bullfrogs afater a day on the Green Tins and gets dragged up to sing the last song of the night - DayDream Believer. The DJ being a mate suddenly realized I had changed the words in the last chorus and switched the mike off to get the crowd to sing along just as I launched into cheer up Poopey Few, oh what can it mean to you Fishy Fiddlin.........

 

Saturday Zimbabwe were playings someone and the tater (Damien Hopley) keeps referring to them as Zimbabwe Cheetahs. The DJ crew are all mates and one is a Skate so off goes a text saying he can't use that name anymore as a Football Club has trademarked it. In their next game, dear old Damien mumbles out in front of 30,000 people, blah blah blah for Zimbabwe, can't call them the Cheetahs anyomre apparently it's too close to the registered name of a football club.

 

Cost me a couple of pints but DAMN it was worth it......

[positivepete]

first CVA payment April 2012 (5th page) gives them some leeway this season. Does that include BC's payments to charities, for which no date is given?

[Gemmel]

first CVA payment April 2012 (5th page) gives them some leeway this season. Does that include BC's payments to charities, for which no date is given?

 

I saw that and am sure the orginal date was March 2011..... Has this changed?

[tony13579]

Portsmouth FC - Official Site 15:26

 

 

Portsmouth Football Club, Faith & Football and Linvoy Primus were very disappointed by an inaccurate newspaper article (News of the World, 5 Dec 2010) claiming the club have failed to pay money to the charity in relation to Linvoy’s testimonial game against Fulham on July 31.

 

The club and the charity have a very solid relationship built over many years, a partnership cemented by the appointment in the summer of former Blues defender Linvoy Primus, one of the founders of the charity, as Pompey’s head of club liaison.

 

Money from Linvoy’s testimonial game against Fulham, along with other funds raised for the charity throughout his testimonial year which runs until the end of July next year, is being managed appropriately by the club, in accordance with the wishes of Linvoy and the testimonial committee. In addition, it was Portsmouth Football Club who negotiated the contribution from Fulham on behalf of Linvoy’s charity so as to maximise the testimonial contribution from the game.

 

Primus said: “As far and I’m concerned everything is in order and I’m happy with the way things are going forward. There’s a long-standing and fruitful relationship between the club and Faith & Football that will continue long into the future.”

 

Charity director Mick Mellows said: “We’re surprised issues are being raised where there are no issues. We’re perfectly happy with the way the club has conducted itself.”

 

Portsmouth chief executive David Lampitt said: “It’s disappointing that this sort of mischief is printed in our national press but if anything it only serves to strengthen our relationship with Faith & Football and we will continue to support the charity and Linvoy in raising as much money as possible for his testimonial.”

[gaz]

Money from Linvoy’s testimonial game against Fulham, along with other funds raised for the charity throughout his testimonial year which runs until the end of July next year, is being managed appropriately by the club, in accordance with the wishes of Linvoy and the testimonial committee.

 

Which basically means, they are holding the cash and creaming the interest off the top, and haven't paid it forwards.......yet.

[swannymere]

Any chance of getting the truth out of Fratton any time soon? Since when has a charities money been better off in someone else's bank account?

[tony13579]

I don't think the money is in their bank account. I think UHY have emptied the account (and the wage bill) and yet again they may be trading insolvently. I wonder if thier tax bill is up to date?

[Tamesaint]

I don't know what the problem is. It is quite clear the money is only resting in their account.

 

(with apologies to Father Ted)

[Jimmy_D]

You know, they've been out of administration a fair while now... their ownership seems to be fairly secure, they're doing okish on the pitch... maybe it's time I closed the thread?

 

(Alright alright, don't give me that look, I'm only joking...)

 

More seriously, I notice in their statement about the testimonial money that it doesn't actually say it's been paid yet...

 

I'm not sure we can read anything into the Gaydamak article though, we've seen a LOT of posturing between him and Chanrai over the last few months, better to wait and see whether anything actually happens.

 

WE already knew that the figures didn't add up on here, looks like it could be January before the newspapers catch up though, when they try to continue the firesale, could make for interesting watching...

[tony13579]

Its like they are sitting down in a Michelin star resturant, yet they can't even afford the price of a cup of coffee.

[rallyboy]

it's more like they've parked a Ferrari outside the Little Chef, eaten without paying, then robbed the staff of their minimum wage.

[angelman]

Which basically means, they are holding the cash and creaming the interest off the top, and haven't paid it forwards.......yet.

 

And what rate of interest do you think that they'll be getting at the moment?

[dronskisaint]

it's more like they've parked a Ferrari outside the Little Chef, eaten without paying, then robbed the staff of their minimum wage.

 

I like good analogies!

[sidthesquid]

I like good analogies!

 

I didn't know they did them at Little Chef