hypochondriac Posted 28 August, 2010 Share Posted 28 August, 2010 they were in the prem before the dodgy money Were really lucky though with the ITV digital crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joesaint Posted 28 August, 2010 Share Posted 28 August, 2010 this was on there website and was very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 28 August, 2010 Share Posted 28 August, 2010 So how many turned up today? or were they away for Bank Holiday horse trading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 28 August, 2010 Share Posted 28 August, 2010 So how many turned up today? or were they away for Bank Holiday horse trading Surprisingly almost 16,000 - horse fair's mustn't start till Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 28 August, 2010 Share Posted 28 August, 2010 this was on there website and was very funny Niko, my cousin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 28 August, 2010 Share Posted 28 August, 2010 http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=293326 Blimey. Whats going on there then? All cloak and dagger stuff! I want to know more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Blimey. Whats going on there then? All cloak and dagger stuff! I want to know more! Hmm, ex striker sounding name. Corp Ho = Defoe? Still, it's good to see it's all roses and smiles at the dog**** end of the M27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 So, not a good end to the week for Portsmouth For a start, the infamous Portsmouth mob got "turned over" off the pitch whilst their team was dismantled on it http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=293541 And now the greatest fans in the world are turning on both players and manager... (would like you a thread but there are so many so just take your pick) Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 It's not humanely possible for this to get any funnier, right? Think again. http://www.ibrahimasonko.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigShadow Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 It's not humanely possible for this to get any funnier, right? Think again. http://www.ibrahimasonko.com/ LOL "They call me Superman" - That ain't what what they're calling you on the Pompey messageboards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastcowzer Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Once again Skates 'can only manage 4 subs on the bench today' according to SSN. I'm sure if they looked hard enough they could find a 5th player. Supporters to get half-price admission if they bring their boots and kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_John Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Surprisingly almost 16,000 ... Dave Jones said on the BBC Football League Show that Cardiff brought "three and a half thousand". http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00mfmt9 (14:10 to 14:20 in) So that makes it 15,866 - 3,500 = 12,366. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Their next three fuxtures are home to Ipswich, away to Palarse, and away to Sheff Utd. I'll give them a draw at Palace, the other two they'll lose. Bottom at the end of Sept. No owner, no players (defenders esecially), no ground, no training ground, no youth team, no funding, no hope. Theymay have squeezed over several hurdles which would have seen any normal business done for but, imo, they're still toast. It'll just take longer to brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 this was on there website and was very funny Ow, my sides hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 I have recently returned from a great holiday in South Africa. As others have previously pointed out "Terry Paine MBE - one of the 1966 World Cup winners" is a major soccer pundit on South African TV. I had to lol last week when he was asked to comment on the score Preston 1 - 0 Pompey. His opinion was that Pompey are having to sell so many players that fans could be asked to play if they bring their boots. He thinks that Pompey are likely to drop right through to League 1. His accent has not changed and apart from some grey hair he has not aged. it is great to know that one of our all time greats is spreading the anti Pompey gospel throughout the African continent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Their next three fuxtures are home to Ipswich, away to Palarse, and away to Sheff Utd. I'll give them a draw at Palace, the other two they'll lose. Bottom at the end of Sept. No owner, no players (defenders esecially), no ground, no training ground, no youth team, no funding, no hope. Theymay have squeezed over several hurdles which would have seen any normal business done for but, imo, they're still toast. It'll just take longer to brown. Yeah but they ARE worth 30 million.... Which again, as a reminder is EXACTLY the same amount of money that was needed to buy SLH & restructure our debt while we were being touted by Seymour Pierce in the middle of an economic boom. 3 Hopes Bob Hope No Hope and Envelope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Yeah but they ARE worth 30 million.... Which again, as a reminder is EXACTLY the same amount of money that was needed to buy SLH & restructure our debt while we were being touted by Seymour Pierce in the middle of an economic boom. 3 Hopes Bob Hope No Hope and Envelope Half awaiting DellDays with a job inspired pun along the lines of Perishscope Ok, I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Terry Paine MBE - one of the 1966 World Cup winners is a major soccer pundit on South African TV.........His accent has not changed and apart from some grey hair he has not aged. it is great to know that one of our all time greats is spreading the anti Pompey gospel throughout the African continent. I love the fact that on his biog for the station he list his first career highlight as playing for the Saints, above winning the world cup! http://www.supersport.com/feature.aspx?Id=46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Ah another day another set of thought processes. PCFC. The Pakistan of Football In a sporting sense of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 29 August, 2010 Share Posted 29 August, 2010 Is it just me or is the Championship table a thing of rare beauty at present. I might get it printed out and put it on my wall.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picard Posted 30 August, 2010 Share Posted 30 August, 2010 How is Pompey's European challenge going? In Spain Mallorca who went into administration and were banned tried harder than Pompey but didn't manage to get reinstated. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11827_6307660,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 30 August, 2010 Share Posted 30 August, 2010 I can't believe what player in their right mind would want to go there at the moment. Or for the last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 30 August, 2010 Share Posted 30 August, 2010 How is Pompey's European challenge going? In Spain Mallorca who went into administration and were banned tried harder than Pompey but didn't manage to get reinstated. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11827_6307660,00.html AA is doing the paperwork and hopes to get it in by Friday. Lols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
positivepete Posted 30 August, 2010 Share Posted 30 August, 2010 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/7971107/Cricket-match-fixing-suspicion-falls-on-80-games-as-fixer-bailed.html How long before the owner of Croydon Athletic football club is rumoured to be the new owner of PFC? He seems to have form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 30 August, 2010 Share Posted 30 August, 2010 Ah another day another set of thought processes. PCFC. The Pakistan of Football In a sporting sense of course I thought you meant it was raining heavily in Cheatsville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 30 August, 2010 Share Posted 30 August, 2010 Perry Ryan, Ellis Martin, Peter Gregory and Billy Goddard are first year pros and are not counted towards the squad. They do also have Tom Kilbey who they are choosing not to register / list. He hasn't ever played a competitive match even tho they signed him from Milwall in 2007, sent him on loan to Dagenham & Redbridge last year and went on the US pre-season tour (he scored in the first match). I think he's injured at the moment so they've been holding him back. Therefore their squad, excluding those players and therefore counting towards the 20 are: GK 1) Jamie Ashdown (signed pre-season ; free agent) 2) Liam O'Brien (trying to send him out on loan) 3) Darryl Flahavan (signed this week ; free agent) DEF 4) Carl Dickinson (signed early in season ; loan from Stoke) 5) Aaron Mokoena (may be off if bid comes in) 6) Joel Ward 7) Ibrahima Sonko (signed pre-season ; loan from Stoke) MID Matt Ritchie 9) Marc Wilson (probably off) 10) Hayden Mullins 11) Michael Brown 12) Richard Hughes 13) Marlon Pack FW 14) Danny Webber 15) David Nugent (surprised no one bid for him in the end) 16) John Utaka (probably off) 17) Tommy Smith 18) Nadir Ciftci 19) Kanu (signed today ; free agent) Now it's looking likely Utaka and Wilson will be off, with Dave Kitson and Liam Lawrence replacing them. That leaves one spot in the squad. Hermann Hreiðarsson is at the club but not being offered a contract until his injury clears up. Similarly as I mentioned Tom Kilbey is knocking about but not being registered. It seems like they will need to be sending out a few more youngsters on loan if they want to sign anyone else. They've already been touting around Liam O'Brien, and even said signing Flahavan was dependent on sending O'Brien out. Now, seeing as for once I am fully experienced in the matter of managing Football Teams on the big stage, I think I may be qualified to pass a sensible comment here. Would I be right in assuming that i can see the hand of King Kevin Keegan at poopey? It's an 11 a-side game as I recall, and about the only person in English Football who has ever tried to play football with NO defenders is King Kev in his score more days at Newcastle when he signed every forward or AM in the market. Clearly AA is from the same stable. They have FOUR defenders on their books. So he goes out and signs Kanu And is after Kitson on loan. That is the best news I've heard from this thread for weeks. FOUR defenders for the entire season in their squad of 20. Oh delight, Hell even I know you need at least ONE more than that to sit on the bench PMSL brilliant Hayden Mullins is a much a right back as a holding midfielder, and has been playing there. Marc Wilson is a useful centre back as well as midfielder, although likely to be off. Hermann Hreiðarsson will be back soon enough as soon as he's fit. Ellis Martin and Perry Ryan are both defenders. James Hurst is on loan to Icelandic team IBV and could be recalled. Their strikeforce is terrible so they do need reinforcements there. They should start playing some of their defensive players further up the park, after recent goals from Sonkoog and Mullinsog. In fact they do look weak all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 our strength last year was (eventually) squad depth - it doesn't have to be like Chelsea and Man City where you try to buy the two best in that position in the world, but all first teams get ravaged by injury and suspension, or even loss of form. When this happens, how good will poor plucky pompey look then? I see 'special' assistance being demanded before Christmas because the south coast's forgotten team can't field the sort of players that they'd like to. A surprised Cotterill will say his hands are tied, it's impossible, etc - if only the stunning Smith and Nugent goal machine was firing on all cylinders. Not sure the FL will be as generous as the Prem. More predictable soap opera to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 So how long after the close of the transfer window will Chainrai take over? I guess 6.01pm might be a bit too obvious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Looks like they're set to sign Lawrence, Kitson and now Micheal Johnson on loan from city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 (edited) Marlon Pack has gone on loan to Cheltenham for the rest of the season. I take it the FL's rule of a team having to have over 20 players in the first team doesn't apply to players out on loan? Edited 31 August, 2010 by JackFrost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Marlon Pack has gone on loan to Cheltenham for the rest of the season And no doubt they'll tell the FL they need special dispensation to bring a midfielder in, now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Apparently it's Kitson wanting a payout from Stoke that's holding the deal up. He obviously really wants to go there and try his hardest(!) (this comes from one of their forums, so not sure of the sauce) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 plus the deal will need FL ratification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 rumour on the BBC deadline day ticker that Tommy Smith has gone to QPR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Paul Hart guys - blimey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintjay77 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Paul Hart guys - blimey Just a rumour fortunatly. How is your lot doing with its take over by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 dunno but liam lawrence and dave kitson for marc wilson plus cash is a pretty good deal I would quite like any takeover thats honest and realistic - this 21 year old could be alright, I dont want someone with loads of money just someone that can run the club so I can go and watch and still have a PFC anything is better than chainscum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 We might as well close this thread. We have been reinstalled as the laughing stock of the South Coast with news that Paul Hart has been approached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 news? I thought it was a lone rumour on a pompey forum? Now if that came to pass there would be questions asked. They are just upset that the goal machine Smith could be lost. I would guess that Chanrai will wait for any incoming cheques to clear before he does too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I would quite like any takeover thats honest and realistic - this 21 year old could be alright Surely that's a rather large contradiction in terms there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 why? as long as he can keep the club running maybe improve one or two things its gotta be better than letting the previous c _ _ _ carry on so Paul Hart = guarenteed mid table if you sign him up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Wilson at Stoke for talks. Lawrence not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 so Paul Hart = guarenteed mid table if you sign him up ! Maybe your lot should snap him up then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 We might as well close this thread. We have been reinstalled as the laughing stock of the South Coast with news that Paul Hart has been approached. No! don't knock it Ive heard hes very good with the children, HoHoHo,HeHeHe,HaHaHa,,,,,,,,,Is there light a the end of the tunnel?,,,,Oh No! its the feckin train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 No! don't knock it Ive heard hes very good with children. I think you're confusing him for another ex-manager of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 BBC Radio Solent understands that striker David Nugent is close to agreeing a move back to Burnley captain Marc Wilson is reported to be at Stoke City ahead of a move to the Britannia Stadium. Liam Lawrence not keen on move in the opposite direction. Tommy Smith close to agreeing move to QPR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaempty Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I think today could be more entertaining than waiting for the appeal decision. So that's Pack gone, with Wilson, Nugent, and Smith all on their way out. And no replacements? With only an hour and a half to go? Tick-tock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Seems like Lawrence will be moving now after all, not the worst deal in the history of PFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Seems like Lawrence will be moving now after all, not the worst deal in the history of PFC No it dosen't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 No it dosen't. And even if he does, it's obvious he doesn't want to be there. That'll go down well with 'The Best Fan(s) in the World' TM. Can only be for the money - but wait...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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