trousers Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Although not Saints related I thought, today of all days, this news (which has just come to me from an excellent well-placed source in P*mpey) deserves a position on the main forum. I am told news of the collapse will officially emerge in the next few days. This is not a wind-up. I don't usually "do" gloating but with the mod's permission can I indulge myself just a little? Perhaps today (July 8th) should now be made a public holiday in Hants. We salute you Sir. You don't do lottery numbers too per chance...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Could be time for everyone to change their avatars again in tribute to our friends at HMRC...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 All that is needed now to make me a very happy man is for Redknapp and Storrie to go to jail for allegedly doing what the tax man allegedly says they allegedly did, allegedly. Btw was I the only person gobsmacked at media suggestions that Redknapp might become England manager with the court case hanging over him? K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I like the fact that today, St Swithins Day, someone has tipped a bucket of sh!t over Pompey. Lerts hope that continues for the next 40 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Mayhap a disco? First request: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I like the fact that today, St Swithins Day, someone has tipped a bucket of sh!t over Pompey. Lerts hope that continues for the next 40 years. Sorry mate, I don't correct often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Was Jaberwocky signed on big wages by Redknapp as well? ;-) K. With respect to Lewis Carroll. I suspect he wrote this, and Jaberwocky, with today in mind. Twas brillig, and the slimy skates Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the Gosportese, And the North End raths outgrabe "Beware the AAndroid, Taxman! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Chanrai bird, and shun The frumious Gaydamak!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought -- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The AAndroid, with eyes of flame, Came whistling through the tulgey wood, And bullshat as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the AAndroid? Come to my arms, my Taxman boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Btw was I the only person gobsmacked at media suggestions that Redknapp might become England manager with the court case hanging over him? K. No. Redknapp would never become England manager with all the skeletons he has in his closet. Maybe one of the biggest closets in the UK as well I'd imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Mayhap a disco? First request: An excellent choice Mr.ESB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 No. Redknapp would never become England manager with all the skeletons he has in his closet. Maybe one of the biggest closets in the UK as well I'd imagine. almost as large as his stationary cupboard I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Was Jaberwocky signed on big wages by Redknapp as well? ;-) K. To be honest the only player I could respectfully call a Jaberwocky, in a humorous link, would have been our own Big Jake? He certainly had most centre forwards looking over their shoulders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour but heaven knows I'm ecstatic Now. SERENDIPITY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Before.... After... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 'Listen, I would have completed the forensic investigation, but I've been reading through 580-odd pages of the Saints Forum' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Actually looking for pieces of their anatomy over their shoulders...bless him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I wonder if the court case is november/december time would Cotteril resign. As he is on a hiding to nothing. He will not keep Poortsmouth up with the squad they have and potential points deduction. And even being relegated to league one there is no gurantee things will get better. We were lucky a billionaire wanted us for £30m odd. Can't see someone paying that kind of money for the club this time around. If i was Cotteril i would leave and say i was just another chump the skates lied to. better that then have the next potential 12-24 months of bad press coming your way! How long until the Downfall parody video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Marco Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jul/15/portsmouth-hmrc-administration Interesting Andronikou's own conduct in the administration has become the subject of a separate contention. HMRC has complained to the courts that he, as chairman of the meeting of creditors, was in breach of insolvency rules. The statement added: "HMRC can further confirm that it has also appealed to the court under Rule 1.17 of the Insolvency Rules against the chairman's decision to refuse to allow HMRC to vote in accordance with claims totalling £13,293,651.72 submitted at the meeting." So they are going after him as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
positivepete Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southend_utd/8825178.stm Southend are down to nine players, and HMRC are not giving up due to its 'habitual defaulting'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I wonder if the court case is november/december time would Cotteril resign. As he is on a hiding to nothing. He will not keep Poortsmouth up with the squad they have and potential points deduction. And even being relegated to league one there is no gurantee things will get better. We were lucky a billionaire wanted us for £30m odd. Can't see someone paying that kind of money for the club this time around. If i was Cotteril i would leave and say i was just another chump the skates lied to. better that then have the next potential 12-24 months of bad press coming your way! How long until the Downfall parody video? I think Saints only cost about £12m odd to buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Well, I woke up from my siesta and remembered today was the day. I normally struggle to wake up but this has really worked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Mayhap a disco? First request: A song for a couple of years down the line for the Skates in the Beazer Homes League: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I was having a really bad day - but this good news has really cheered me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 So they will receive a points deduction then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 So they will receive a points deduction then? With apologies to the many who have explained this previously, but in the interests of helping everyone keep up....... If they come out of administration without a CVA, yes. If they are sold in administration, yes. If they just stay in admin for now, no, but transfer embargo stays. So not much of a team. Then there could be financial irregularities later. And that could mean poinys deduction too. Must check the toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Meridien are being brave. They did report - it took about 10 seconds. Followed by the really big stories about goldfish, cherries (no, not them - the fruit) and speedway. They're in denial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Alot of the pompey fans think that this is very good news? as it will force a takeover through? are they for real? they just live in their fish tanks bobbing away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Meridien are being brave. They did report - it took about 10 seconds. Followed by the really big stories about goldfish, cherries (no, not them - the fruit) and speedway. They're in denial. They are most certainly in desh!te !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Meridien are being brave. They did report - it took about 10 seconds. Followed by the really big stories about goldfish, cherries (no, not them - the fruit) and speedway. They're in denial. Nothing wrong with that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 All right then - they did a big item on cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Sigh!! Andy107 User is offline #1 15 Jul 2010 17:27 Complain | Prev | Next | Quote and reply to userReply to user Signed: June 2008 Can other creditors appeal against HMRC? ... Posts: 151 Academy Academy Is this even feasible? What would happen if the large percentage of creditors who agreed to the CVA appealed against HMRC in court in a seperate case? Could they not argue that HMRC's appeal could jeopardise the money they are owed by the club if the worst happens and we are liquidated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Hi guys, OK, have been checking the situation and pressing for something, so here we are. Of course, HMRC have put in an appeal. Talking to people, in a way this is a very good thing as it's addressing one of the main issues we have at the club at the moment (HMRC's appeal centres around one aspect in particular), and this will have forced a few hands hopefully. There is a meeting this Monday coming, in London, between the administrators (Andronikou etc) and people connected with the Rob Lloyd interest, to discuss what can be done. HMRC will, of course, be under consultation as well. Things are moving along very quickly and, hopefully, this can focus a few minds. So, don't think everything is bad news. As I said before, in some ways the HMRC appeal could prove to be a good thing and, as I was just discussing with somebody, we could be looking back on this in the future and thinking the HMRC could have done us a huge favour. As usual, we shall see. Nothing can be guaranteed but that's a bit of the situation for you. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Worst ITK ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintjay77 Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Could be time for everyone to change their avatars again in tribute to our friends at HMRC...... Lol took me a week to figure out how to get the one I got but will get right on it asap. Let's all laugh at poopy, let's all laugh at poopy, la la laa la..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 **** me, I thought the whole Rob Lloyd thing had been buried as a Pinnacle-esque scenario?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Is PompeyScot St David pretending to be a Skate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Lol. Very big LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 If it was PompeyMarc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Hi guys, OK, have been checking the situation and pressing for something, so here we are. Of course, HMRC have put in an appeal. Talking to people, in a way this is a very good thing as it's addressing one of the main issues we have at the club at the moment (HMRC's appeal centres around one aspect in particular), and this will have forced a few hands hopefully. There is a meeting this Monday coming, in London, between the administrators (Andronikou etc) and people connected with the Rob Lloyd interest, to discuss what can be done. HMRC will, of course, be under consultation as well. Things are moving along very quickly and, hopefully, this can focus a few minds. So, don't think everything is bad news. As I said before, in some ways the HMRC appeal could prove to be a good thing and, as I was just discussing with somebody, we could be looking back on this in the future and thinking the HMRC could have done us a huge favour. As usual, we shall see. Nothing can be guaranteed but that's a bit of the situation for you. Is that you Lifelongcherrypipskate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Mayhap a disco? First request: LOLAGE at this ... perfect for this fred .... just substitute the "yeah" with "they're" (and you will be!!)and Robert is your sisters husband (or if you are a skate probably your brother and your dad as well) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAfOUnYrtPQ&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightysaints Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 O happy days...A crap day at work has just been put right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 And of course there is always this one ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLzsbtTzIdI ENJOY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 The latest spin on it from skateland is HMRC dont have a problem with Portsmuff anymore but they are after AA. Delusional or what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 The question is as the CVA is not agreed does this mean that the parachute money can not be spent on football debts yet. If they are wound up does that also mean that the football debts become creditors as per everyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 The latest spin on it from skateland is HMRC dont have a problem with Portsmuff anymore but they are after AA. Delusional or what ? Or HMRC don't have a problem with Portsmouth, just with Chanrai. Mentalists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 LOLAGE at this ... perfect for this fred .... just substitute the "yeah" with "they're" (and you will be!!)and Robert is your sisters husband (or if you are a skate probably your brother and your dad as well) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAfOUnYrtPQ&feature=related Okay .... here is another version ... come lads I'm sure someone out there in The Saints Web Land can do one as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FtpVvJ0Cnw&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StDunko Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 I fluffing love the Taxman. Not only did I get home from work to hear the news of the appeal, but there was also a letter on my door mat from the HMRC containing a cheque for £710.25, an income tax rebate! However, I think Pompeyscot may have a point. Chanrai was only sticking around to collect the parachute payments to recover his investment, this appeal is bad news for him as it de-values the club and means that his nice little 4p per year CVA may get throw out the window. No CVA equals points deductions, rubbish squad, rubbish results, even worse crowds than they normally get and likely relegation. Therefore he is less likely to be able generate income to cover running costs during the coming seasons whilst he waits for those parachute payments to fall in his lap. Now it may make more sense for Chanrai not to regain control of the club following relegation. This leaves the door open for a.n.other (Lloyd's consortium is still sniffing around for a bargain) to come in and take over the club for next to nothing, with no CVA and more importantly no agenda of recouping previous investments. There will be points deducted, but the debts will all have disappeared. Probably a better long term solution for Poopey than Chanrai hanging around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 Is that you Lifelongcherrypipskate? Originally Posted by PompeyScot Hi guys, OK, have been checking the situation and pressing for something, so here we are. Of course, HMRC have put in an appeal. Talking to people, in a way this is a very good thing as it's addressing one of the main issues we have at the club at the moment (HMRC's appeal centres around one aspect in particular), and this will have forced a few hands hopefully. There is a meeting this Monday coming, in London, between the administrators (Andronikou etc) and people connected with the Rob Lloyd interest, to discuss what can be done. HMRC will, of course, be under consultation as well. Things are moving along very quickly and, hopefully, this can focus a few minds. So, don't think everything is bad news. As I said before, in some ways the HMRC appeal could prove to be a good thing and, as I was just discussing with somebody, we could be looking back on this in the future and thinking the HMRC could have done us a huge favour As usual, we shall see. Nothing can be guaranteed but that's a bit of the situation for you. Is that you Lifelongcherrypipskate? .... or possibly PFCs Benthelegend :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 BBC Sport understands the club could start the Championship season without any further points penalties, having been deducted nine points by the Premier League last campaign. Someone please explain to the BBC that they won't get a points deduction whilst they are in Admin and the PL points deduction last season is not relevant, only I am off to work now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 15 July, 2010 Share Posted 15 July, 2010 So Thurday 15th July is the new date for the calandar then? Shame it's not the 8th of July, as it would have been fitting for the knife to be twisted on the anniversary of this thread... BTW, the most certainly haven't got away with it. Is it rude to quote myself from 28 days ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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