Channon's Sideburns Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Anyone seen this? What a ****ing idiot! I'm sure the contents of said videos will help the administrator sell the club :-D Better fans than us?! He did look a bit apprehensive about us beating them though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 So now the deal is that you can buy £95m of debt for only £30m. No wonder those hedge fund boys are interested. The only chance of them getting money from a hedge fund is if three idiots called Privet, Hawthorn and Box decided to have a whip round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Anyone seen this? What a ****ing idiot! If I were a Skate fan, I'd be embarassed to have that cretin associated with my club. Thankfully we have no equivalent, so it is great to have the entertainment value that he gives. For somebody so fanatical though, you'd think that he would at least get his historical facts correct about the SCUM connotations. You have to laugh at the contention that beating a third division side would kick-start their season. I wonder how the poor dear is going to accept the reality of us once more being the higher placed club shortly, when they have gone into freefall down the divisions? Perhaps he'll top himself; he's obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic as it is, so it could be that his mental instability manifests itself in that direction, as his life would become unbearable having to acknowledge that we were once again the Skates' superiors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 John W******d the portsmouth clown who thinks its acceptable to urinate in front of women and kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 that's a nice batchelor pad he has there, bright and airy, neutral decor, sea views, beautifullly furnished. It didn't look anything like a seedy crackhouse. Many people peddle made-up stories about strikes, but I didn't know anyone was silly enough to have themselves branded with said myth. And the minibus? Equipped with toilet bucket, porn at the press of a button, beer and 'smokes' - what more could a football fan want, other than to go to the game when he gets to the relevant town - and to have some memory of the day when he sobers up. The travel club have been missing a trick all these years. Well I'm off into town in a mo, just putting my £360 clown shoes on, slipping into my grubby waistcoat, I'll have a sh=t in a bucket on the train, smoke some pot, watch some fat germans fiddling with dogs, then I'll be ready for the game, if I can be bothered to leave the pub. Or I might just have a pizza and a stroll up to Hampshire's top football stadium - difficult choice..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 that's a nice batchelor pad he has there, bright and airy, neutral decor, sea views, beautifullly furnished. It didn't look anything like a seedy crackhouse. Many people peddle made-up stories about strikes, but I didn't know anyone was silly enough to have themselves branded with said myth. And the minibus? Equipped with toilet bucket, porn at the press of a button, beer and 'smokes' - what more could a football fan want, other than to go to the game when he gets to the relevant town - and to have some memory of the day when he sobers up. The travel club have been missing a trick all these years. Well I'm off into town in a mo, just putting my £360 clown shoes on, slipping into my grubby waistcoat, I'll have a sh=t in a bucket on the train, smoke some pot, watch some fat germans fiddling with dogs, then I'll be ready for the game, if I can be bothered to leave the pub. Or I might just have a pizza and a stroll up to Hampshire's top football stadium - difficult choice..... I guess Mr W******d doesn't use Google then. £360??????? £15 quid.... http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/acc/footwear/deluxe-clown-shoes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Anyone seen this? What a ****ing idiot! Christ .... I feel physically unclean after watching that .... off to have a scalding hot shower to cleanse myself. :cool: What a total retard...... a fitting tribute to his classless club tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Anyone seen this? What a ****ing idiot! Hang on, that tattoo's on his face ain't even real! They're bl00dy transfers! Hahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shufty Zubrik Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Well. at least they are legal transfers - not like the "we'll live the dream on tic while the rest of the world has to pick up our tab" transfers and loans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 that's a nice batchelor pad he has there, bright and airy, neutral decor, sea views, beautifullly furnished. It didn't look anything like a seedy crackhouse. Many people peddle made-up stories about strikes, but I didn't know anyone was silly enough to have themselves branded with said myth. And the minibus? Equipped with toilet bucket, porn at the press of a button, beer and 'smokes' - what more could a football fan want, other than to go to the game when he gets to the relevant town - and to have some memory of the day when he sobers up. The travel club have been missing a trick all these years. Well I'm off into town in a mo, just putting my £360 clown shoes on, slipping into my grubby waistcoat, I'll have a sh=t in a bucket on the train, smoke some pot, watch some fat germans fiddling with dogs, then I'll be ready for the game, if I can be bothered to leave the pub. Or I might just have a pizza and a stroll up to Hampshire's top football stadium - difficult choice..... I thought the most remarkable thing was that, at the time he changed his name by deed poll, he was actually married. Wonder where his sister is now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wopper Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 I thought the most remarkable thing was that, at the time he changed his name by deed poll, he was actually married. Wonder where his sister is now... Whipsnade ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 I thought the most remarkable thing was that, at the time he changed his name by deed poll, he was actually married. Wonder where his sister is now... I thought that was his sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 I thought the most remarkable thing was that, at the time he changed his name by deed poll, he was actually married. Wonder where his sister is now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Anyone seen this? What a ****ing idiot! Why does he need a card stating "DANGER Stupid Person" ? That's blindingly obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 This thread is really really sh*t now. Are you all ashamed about heaping this juvenile abuse on the above individual? I hope at least some of you are. I couldn't care less about W******d and have no opinion on him. But I think you are all morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 So has Atticus finch revealed himself as w******ds sister then?:heart: I couldn't care less about W******d and have no opinion on him. But I think you are all morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Hull have approached PFC, with a view to Avram Grant becoming their next manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Hull have approached PFC, with a view to Avram Grant becoming their next manager. Well he will shortly have experience of relegation. What are the extra-curricular activities like in Hull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 This thread is really really sh*t now. Are you all ashamed about heaping this juvenile abuse on the above individual? I hope at least some of you are. I couldn't care less about W******d and have no opinion on him. But I think you are all morons. Abuse from us is what he craves, isn't it? Or else why would the fathead cover himself with anti-Saints tattoos? If the thread is really sh*t now, presumably you'll desist from reading it further then? In the meantime, I'm off into the naughty corner, feeling suitably chastised for making fun of the feeble minded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Well he will shortly have experience of relegation. What are the extra-curricular activities like in Hull? He ought to find that his every whim will be amply catered for http://services.vivastreet.co.uk/massage+hull/q/thai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Abuse from us is what he craves, isn't it? Or else why would the fathead cover himself with anti-Saints tattoos? If the thread is really sh*t now, presumably you'll desist from reading it further then? In the meantime, I'm off into the naughty corner, feeling suitably chastised for making fun of the feeble minded. Yes, he does go on a bit about how much we hate him, doesn't he (W******d that is, not Atticus Finch of Maycomb). Surely he's regarded more with a mixture of pity and amusement - it would be hard to bring oneself to hate such a sad case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 From the Pardew to Hull Thread! It's a Skate wind up and he's not being mentioned by the press (Curbishley. Megson, Coppell and Jewell are favourites). http://www.sporthull.co.uk/headlines...l/article.html They shouldn't throw stones IMO because they might find that Avram Grant "doesn't have the stomach for the fight!" Hull have approached PFC, with a view to Avram Grant becoming their next manager. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6031117,00.html LMFAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 From the Pardew to Hull Thread! http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6031117,00.html LMFAO! Well at least he might get his salary paid there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Saint Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Well at least he might get his salary paid there And, with Pompey as good as relegated and Hull not far behind he could be responsible for relegating two clubs in one season. And with Hull previously saying that relegation might bring Administration put two clubs into Admin within a few months. He wouldn't would he!!! I am off now to watch a prosperous club, Saints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Ian Dowie to be announced tomorrow morning as Hull manager until the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 March, 2010 Share Posted 16 March, 2010 Ian Dowie to be announced tomorrow morning as Hull manager until the end of the season. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Getting back on topic, sort off, when the judge said they had to hold a creditors meeting within 10 days, is that going to be working days? i.e. will it be middle of next week or the monday of the week after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Oh well... anyway, they should get the points deduction later today as the Premier League are meeting today to ratify it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Ian Dowie to be announced tomorrow morning as Hull manager until the end of the season. "Final nail in coffin" comes to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_John Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 On the 5th March Bucks wrote this :- If the Court rules the Admin appointment is valid, and it should continue, then they will accept it but will probably insist on being on the Creditors Committee (a representative group of Creditors that gets to meet with the Administrator and be updated on all major decisions). .... From my understand of yesterday, HMRC got their wish and are on this Committee. (Bucks or anyone ) ? What powers does this Committee have, or is it just any "early warning" of what is going to be offered to the creditors ? For example, do they have a say on who is an ASSOCIATED Creditor(i.e. the 50% vote for the CVA), or does it allow them early warning (and therefore they can go to the High Court again) if they think that AA has classified a creditor as NOT Associated, whereas everyone on this planet thinks the son of Gun Runner is "Associated". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 (edited) http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2010/03/taxman_beats_tactical_retreat.html The importance of these documents is that they should make the Hong Kong-based investor a "secured" creditor, placing him at the front of the queue, alongside the players, for whatever cash Andronikou can squeeze out of the club. I say "should" because buried in the subtext of Tuesday's deal between HMRC and Chainrai/Andronikou was some devilish detail: the taxman is reserving the right to challenge Chainrai's secured status ("that may have to be decided by a court at a later date", as Gregory Mitchell QC so expensively put it). Edited 17 March, 2010 by pedg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Meanwhile the latest bidders have missed their self-imposed deadline to hand over the £3m exclusivity bond. quelle suprise http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Pompey-bidders-miss-deadline-to.6157772.jp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Just been announced on Talksport that Pompey have been deducted 9 points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2010/03/taxman_beats_tactical_retreat.html The importance of these documents is that they should make the Hong Kong-based investor a "secured" creditor, placing him at the front of the queue, alongside the players, for whatever cash Andronikou can squeeze out of the club. I say "should" because buried in the subtext of Tuesday's deal between HMRC and Chainrai/Andronikou was some devilish detail: the taxman is reserving the right to challenge Chainrai's secured status ("that may have to be decided by a court at a later date", as Gregory Mitchell QC so expensively put it). Suggest Nickh reads Matt Slater's blog to reassure himself that justice will be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Just been announced on Talksport that Pompey have been deducted 9 points. further confirmation, as if it is needed. http://www.sportingintelligence.com/2010/03/17/official-portsmouth-docked-nine-points-for-entering-administration/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Meanwhile the latest bidders have missed their self-imposed deadline to hand over the £3m exclusivity bond. quelle suprise http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Pompey-bidders-miss-deadline-to.6157772.jp Just been announced on Talksport that Pompey have been deducted 9 points. Why are we not surprised at either of these revelations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Meanwhile the latest bidders have missed their self-imposed deadline to hand over the £3m exclusivity bond. quelle suprise http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Pompey-bidders-miss-deadline-to.6157772.jp lol not got a pot to **** in springs to mind. if they cannot put together £3m, then they have no chance. At the end of the day, as people have been saying, any investor with credibility and real ''cash'' is more likely to wait for a club like Newcastle to come back on the market, or go in with a bid for a club like Cardiff/Crystal Palace - even those 2 clubs have more of an infrastructure than Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 The -9 points, comments in the Matt Slater BBC blog, and the failure to put up the £3m. One of the most entertaining half hours this thread has had for some time !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 The -9 has been ratified (SSN Ticker). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 At least its sweetening that sick pill from last night!! all I want now is my JPT tickets to turn up and thump MKDons on Saturday and I wil feel normal again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Yep -9 it is. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8571990.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/tables/default.stm nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 they've got Hull at FP this weekend. Normally I'd have backed Pompey but I'm hoping Hull have the "new manager syndrome" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 Just been announced on Talksport that Pompey have been deducted 9 points.It is a superstition now BTF, a bit like not mentioning Macbeth if you are an actor. Just watch the bad news stories come out of Pompey now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 How many matches did it take them to get those 9 points. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 my how we laughed at those weather jokes and the '-10 in Southampton' tee shirts. Funny how some jokes come back to bite you, rip you to bits, and send you into the lower leagues for a generation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 How many matches did it take them to get those 9 points. :-) At their current 0.655 points per game, they would have taken 14 games to accrue 9 points... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 It's about time Sky & the Beeb updated their tables. Honestly call themselves professionals! However, to brighten the day after last night, I have done a little amending of the Beeb's Premier League table..... Team P GD PTS Full Premier League table 1 Man Utd 30 46 66 2 Chelsea 29 42 64 3 Arsenal 30 38 64 4 Tottenham 29 25 52 5 Liverpool 30 19 51 6 Man City 28 17 50 7 Aston Villa 28 17 49 8 Birmingham 29 -1 44 9 Everton 29 4 42 10 Fulham 29 0 38 11 Stoke 29 -5 36 12 Blackburn 29 -17 34 13 Bolton 30 -18 32 14 Sunderl'd 29 -8 31 15 Wigan 30 -31 28 16 West Ham 29 -12 27 17 Wolves 29 -24 27 18 Burnley 30 -32 24 19 Hull 29 -34 24 20 Portsmouth 29 -26 10 It just sort of looks right, somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 All that effort and the Beeb have updated their site now. Well worth having a look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 17 March, 2010 Share Posted 17 March, 2010 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/table/default.stm Looks good, doesn't it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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