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Fitzhugh Fella

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So now the deal is that you can buy £95m of debt for only £30m.

 

No wonder those hedge fund boys are interested.

 

The only chance of them getting money from a hedge fund is if three idiots called Privet, Hawthorn and Box decided to have a whip round.

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Anyone seen this?

 

 

What a ****ing idiot!

 

If I were a Skate fan, I'd be embarassed to have that cretin associated with my club. Thankfully we have no equivalent, so it is great to have the entertainment value that he gives. For somebody so fanatical though, you'd think that he would at least get his historical facts correct about the SCUM connotations.

 

You have to laugh at the contention that beating a third division side would kick-start their season. I wonder how the poor dear is going to accept the reality of us once more being the higher placed club shortly, when they have gone into freefall down the divisions? Perhaps he'll top himself; he's obviously a few sandwiches short of a picnic as it is, so it could be that his mental instability manifests itself in that direction, as his life would become unbearable having to acknowledge that we were once again the Skates' superiors.

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that's a nice batchelor pad he has there, bright and airy, neutral decor, sea views, beautifullly furnished.

It didn't look anything like a seedy crackhouse.

 

Many people peddle made-up stories about strikes, but I didn't know anyone was silly enough to have themselves branded with said myth.

And the minibus? Equipped with toilet bucket, porn at the press of a button, beer and 'smokes' - what more could a football fan want, other than to go to the game when he gets to the relevant town - and to have some memory of the day when he sobers up.

The travel club have been missing a trick all these years.

 

Well I'm off into town in a mo, just putting my £360 clown shoes on, slipping into my grubby waistcoat, I'll have a sh=t in a bucket on the train, smoke some pot, watch some fat germans fiddling with dogs, then I'll be ready for the game, if I can be bothered to leave the pub.

Or I might just have a pizza and a stroll up to Hampshire's top football stadium - difficult choice.....

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that's a nice batchelor pad he has there, bright and airy, neutral decor, sea views, beautifullly furnished.

It didn't look anything like a seedy crackhouse.

 

Many people peddle made-up stories about strikes, but I didn't know anyone was silly enough to have themselves branded with said myth.

And the minibus? Equipped with toilet bucket, porn at the press of a button, beer and 'smokes' - what more could a football fan want, other than to go to the game when he gets to the relevant town - and to have some memory of the day when he sobers up.

The travel club have been missing a trick all these years.

 

Well I'm off into town in a mo, just putting my £360 clown shoes on, slipping into my grubby waistcoat, I'll have a sh=t in a bucket on the train, smoke some pot, watch some fat germans fiddling with dogs, then I'll be ready for the game, if I can be bothered to leave the pub.

Or I might just have a pizza and a stroll up to Hampshire's top football stadium - difficult choice.....

 

 

I guess Mr W******d doesn't use Google then.

 

£360???????

 

£15 quid....

 

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/dress-up/acc/footwear/deluxe-clown-shoes.html

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that's a nice batchelor pad he has there, bright and airy, neutral decor, sea views, beautifullly furnished.

It didn't look anything like a seedy crackhouse.

 

Many people peddle made-up stories about strikes, but I didn't know anyone was silly enough to have themselves branded with said myth.

And the minibus? Equipped with toilet bucket, porn at the press of a button, beer and 'smokes' - what more could a football fan want, other than to go to the game when he gets to the relevant town - and to have some memory of the day when he sobers up.

The travel club have been missing a trick all these years.

 

Well I'm off into town in a mo, just putting my £360 clown shoes on, slipping into my grubby waistcoat, I'll have a sh=t in a bucket on the train, smoke some pot, watch some fat germans fiddling with dogs, then I'll be ready for the game, if I can be bothered to leave the pub.

Or I might just have a pizza and a stroll up to Hampshire's top football stadium - difficult choice.....

 

I thought the most remarkable thing was that, at the time he changed his name by deed poll, he was actually married. Wonder where his sister is now...

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This thread is really really sh*t now.

 

Are you all ashamed about heaping this juvenile abuse on the above individual? I hope at least some of you are.

 

I couldn't care less about W******d and have no opinion on him. But I think you are all morons.

 

Abuse from us is what he craves, isn't it? Or else why would the fathead cover himself with anti-Saints tattoos?

 

If the thread is really sh*t now, presumably you'll desist from reading it further then?

 

In the meantime, I'm off into the naughty corner, feeling suitably chastised for making fun of the feeble minded.

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Abuse from us is what he craves, isn't it? Or else why would the fathead cover himself with anti-Saints tattoos?

 

If the thread is really sh*t now, presumably you'll desist from reading it further then?

 

In the meantime, I'm off into the naughty corner, feeling suitably chastised for making fun of the feeble minded.

 

Yes, he does go on a bit about how much we hate him, doesn't he (W******d that is, not Atticus Finch of Maycomb). Surely he's regarded more with a mixture of pity and amusement - it would be hard to bring oneself to hate such a sad case.

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From the Pardew to Hull Thread!

It's a Skate wind up and he's not being mentioned by the press (Curbishley. Megson, Coppell and Jewell are favourites).

http://www.sporthull.co.uk/headlines...l/article.html

They shouldn't throw stones IMO because they might find that Avram Grant "doesn't have the stomach for the fight!"

Hull have approached PFC, with a view to Avram Grant becoming their next manager.

 

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6031117,00.html

 

LMFAO! :lol:

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Well at least he might get his salary paid there :D
And, with Pompey as good as relegated and Hull not far behind he could be responsible for relegating two clubs in one season.

 

And with Hull previously saying that relegation might bring Administration put two clubs into Admin within a few months.

 

He wouldn't would he!!! :)

 

I am off now to watch a prosperous club, Saints

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Getting back on topic, sort off, when the judge said they had to hold a creditors meeting within 10 days, is that going to be working days? i.e. will it be middle of next week or the monday of the week after?

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On the 5th March Bucks wrote this :-

 

If the Court rules the Admin appointment is valid, and it should continue, then they will accept it but will probably insist on being on the Creditors Committee (a representative group of Creditors that gets to meet with the Administrator and be updated on all major decisions).

....

 

From my understand of yesterday, HMRC got their wish and are on this Committee.

 

(Bucks or anyone )

? What powers does this Committee have, or is it just any "early warning" of what is going to be offered to the creditors ?

 

For example, do they have a say on who is an ASSOCIATED Creditor(i.e. the 50% vote for the CVA), or does it allow them early warning (and therefore they can go to the High Court again) if they think that AA has classified a creditor as NOT Associated, whereas everyone on this planet thinks the son of Gun Runner is "Associated".

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2010/03/taxman_beats_tactical_retreat.html

 

The importance of these documents is that they should make the Hong Kong-based investor a "secured" creditor, placing him at the front of the queue, alongside the players, for whatever cash Andronikou can squeeze out of the club.

I say "should" because buried in the subtext of Tuesday's deal between HMRC and Chainrai/Andronikou was some devilish detail:
the taxman is reserving the right to challenge Chainrai's secured status
("that may have to be decided by a court at a later date", as Gregory Mitchell QC so expensively put it).

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2010/03/taxman_beats_tactical_retreat.html

 

The importance of these documents is that they should make the Hong Kong-based investor a "secured" creditor, placing him at the front of the queue, alongside the players, for whatever cash Andronikou can squeeze out of the club.

I say "should" because buried in the subtext of Tuesday's deal between HMRC and Chainrai/Andronikou was some devilish detail:
the taxman is reserving the right to challenge Chainrai's secured status
("that may have to be decided by a court at a later date", as Gregory Mitchell QC so expensively put it).

 

Suggest Nickh reads Matt Slater's blog to reassure himself that justice will be done! ;)

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Meanwhile the latest bidders have missed their self-imposed deadline to hand over the £3m exclusivity bond. quelle suprise

 

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Pompey-bidders-miss-deadline-to.6157772.jp

 

 

 

Just been announced on Talksport that Pompey have been deducted 9 points.

 

Why are we not surprised at either of these revelations?

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Meanwhile the latest bidders have missed their self-imposed deadline to hand over the £3m exclusivity bond. quelle suprise

 

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/newshome/Pompey-bidders-miss-deadline-to.6157772.jp

 

lol

 

not got a pot to **** in springs to mind.

 

if they cannot put together £3m, then they have no chance.

 

At the end of the day, as people have been saying, any investor with credibility and real ''cash'' is more likely to wait for a club like Newcastle to come back on the market, or go in with a bid for a club like Cardiff/Crystal Palace - even those 2 clubs have more of an infrastructure than Pompey.

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It's about time Sky & the Beeb updated their tables. Honestly call themselves professionals!

However, to brighten the day after last night, I have done a little amending of the Beeb's Premier League table.....

Team P GD PTS

Full Premier League table

1 Man Utd 30 46 66

2 Chelsea 29 42 64

3 Arsenal 30 38 64

4 Tottenham 29 25 52

5 Liverpool 30 19 51

6 Man City 28 17 50

7 Aston Villa 28 17 49

8 Birmingham 29 -1 44

9 Everton 29 4 42

10 Fulham 29 0 38

11 Stoke 29 -5 36

12 Blackburn 29 -17 34

13 Bolton 30 -18 32

14 Sunderl'd 29 -8 31

15 Wigan 30 -31 28

16 West Ham 29 -12 27

17 Wolves 29 -24 27

18 Burnley 30 -32 24

19 Hull 29 -34 24

20 Portsmouth 29 -26 10

 

It just sort of looks right, somehow...

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