SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Does anyone have a link for SKY SPORTS NEWS as my link doesn't work and I want to watch them choke live at work. http://www.tvcatchup.com/login.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Bournemouth issued with WUO now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 SSN reporting Storrie hasn't turned up for work yet today (report at 0930ish) and that he normally gets in by 0900. He is outside the South African Embassy demanding they track down the hotmail account he had an email from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 I see the HMRC have now issued Bompey with a WUO too. Does a Saint work high up there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 He is outside the South African Embassy demanding they track down the hotmail account he had an email from. Either that or somebody left a post-it note on his car windscreen saying they were a "red hot" cert to buy the club ! He is now waiting in Rownhams services for them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 He is outside the South African Embassy demanding they track down the hotmail account he had an email from. Hmm, if it was my Dad on a wind up I do hope he had the sense to use an internet cafe. Even Telkom SA can manage to look up an IP address given a few months and one of their number who can be arsed to do some work (which isn't the normal way of things - think ntl: on Christmas day if you want an idea of their responsiveness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 http://www.tvcatchup.com/login.html Thanks wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 I see the HMRC have now issued Bompey with a WUO too. Does a Saint work high up there? Bet they are waiting for spurs to miss one tax payment.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Thanks wayne sshhhhhh :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Bet they are waiting for spurs to miss one tax payment.... Can they not just issue a WUO on Shakeyface and get him Liquidated :smt070:smt070:smt070:smt070:smt070 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 SSN live at Fratton when Storie turned up, an angry fan screamed 'you going to resign today' and the reporter runs off to get interview - people in studio struggle to keep straight face! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altoniansaints Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 SkyNews saying it`s not known if the players will be paid today! Also really slating the running of the club, all synpathy from the media seams to have gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Storrie arrived at Nottarf. Nice work, doesn't bother to go to court (perhaps doesn't want to take any chances on 'ah, while you're here Pete') and, on what must be the biggest day in PCFC recent history (since the last court visit at least) he can't be arsed to roll in until 1000h Like the lone skate chasing him into the carpark yelling at him to resign. I wouldn't in his position, mind you - redundancy payment would be worth having on the wedge he gets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 (edited) SSN reporter at FP trying to get an interview with Storrieteller. Prepare for something the brothers Grimm would have dismissed as too fanciful Edited 26 February, 2010 by Foxy bloody typos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 SSN live at Fratton when Storie turned up, an angry fan screamed 'you going to resign today' and the reporter runs off to get interview - people in studio struggle to keep straight face! I was laughing at that a LOT in the office thanks to the CatchUp tv link (I already had an account, didn't think to use it!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Here's something to while away the next half hour till admin time. Guess the resale value of the Poopey squad? I'll start 1 James £0 2 Primus £0 3 Rocha £0 4 Mokoena £100000 5 O'Hara £0 (loan) 6 Mullins £100000 7 Hreidarsson £0 8 Diop £500000 9 Piquionne £0 (loan, I think) 11 Brown £0 14 Owusu-Abeyie £0 (loan) 15 Niemi £0 16 Finnan £100000 17 Utaka £1,00000 (only if someone will pay his wages otherwise a big negative value) 18 Vanden Borre £500000 19 Webber £500000 20 Smith £1,00000 21 Ashdown £200000 22 Hughes £100000 23 Boateng £1,00000 24 Dindane £0 (loan, or maybe not) 25 Tosic £0 26 Ben-Haim £500000 27 Kanu £0 32 Yebda £1,00000 (but is he on loan?) 33 Basinas £0 35 Wilson £1,000000 37 Nlundulu £0 39 Belhadj £3,000000 40 Bogard £0 40 Ward £0 43 Hurst £0 45 Martin £0 46 Sowah £0 Koroma £0 =£10.6 million (& that is being pretty charitable & presumes none of the big earners are given away or worse paid off to cancel contracts) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 tick...tick...tick... *small boom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 I suppose everyone on here has already seen the email I got from 3 mates yesterday, but just in case; "Portsmouth denied sponsorship deal with large pet food conglomerate. The £7m contract was due to be signed when it was blocked by the Office of Fair Trading, who insisted that it would be misleading to put WINALOT on the club shirts" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Interview with Marc Jacobs coming up. Dunno why they keep saying its a bad day for south coast football. LOL @ "did we catch up with Peter Storrie? Find out soon". Guessing not, but join the peloton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Sid... remember you are forgetting that there is no way P*mpey will last until it is allowed for them to sell players. :-) Woop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintmonkey1979 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 tick...tick...tick... *small boom* surely tick...tick...tick... *puff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Storrie arrived at Nottarf. Nice work, doesn't bother to go to court (perhaps doesn't want to take any chances on 'ah, while you're here Pete') and, on what must be the biggest day in PCFC recent history (since the last court visit at least) he can't be arsed to roll in until 1000h Like the lone skate chasing him into the carpark yelling at him to resign. I wouldn't in his position, mind you - redundancy payment would be worth having on the wedge he gets But did he wave monopoly money in his face though.. No passion with these fishy fans eh ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Sid... remember you are forgetting that there is no way P*mpey will last until it is allowed for them to sell players. :-) Woop! Said on the BBC this morning that once in admin, they can. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Said on the BBC this morning that once in admin, they can. :confused: Think you always can sell, its just the player will not be able to play for the buying clubs this season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Quote of the day from a poster on a Pompey forum: I still cant believe we stood back and let it all happen about us its so sad because with the right backing this could have emerged as a tip top club in this country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Did you hear that the Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of portsmouth players on them - people couldn't figure out which side to spit on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Think you always can sell, its just the player will not be able to play for the buying clubs this season They might soon be free agents anyhow:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Admin at 10.30 according to Solent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenevaSaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Solent live at Fratton soon, I wonder if the Storrie teller is going to come out, give a statement and promise everything will be fine in 48 hours ;-) I wonder if the loan players will now be returned, they're going to get hammered every week if they do. I guess it would be one of the first actions by the administrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 "Save are club" http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=424&fid=203&sty=2&act=1&mid=2122639124 their thread title says it all. And whats better, someone actually corrects the spelling, and he comes back and says 'Looks like people are more intrested in spelling then saving are club... I made my money from property about two million to be exact,, Not from a spelling competion. ' You couldn't make it up. Lets take the **** out of him. 'What you made money from selling two million properties, how much money did you make though?' (I only put this up as I have nothing constructive to put, nor add, nor am I bothered, but I felt I was missing out.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuRomseySaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Said on the BBC this morning that once in admin, they can. :confused: They can, but will have to sit out the rest of the season as they won't be able to play for their new clubs. Doubt any player is going to agree to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Awesome hilarious Skate bloke on SSN as Storrie got out of his car : Highlights being... "You gonna resign Peter ? You've known for 18 months. 1.2million pahnd a year, you're 'avin a laugh mush". Also called Storrie Gaydamak's lapdog and said half his money was bonuses for shutting up from Gaydamak. On Sky Sports News. Brilliant. That bloke's a legend. As opposed to the local MP who is banging on about paying small creditors and "loyal fans". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Christ even the local MP doesn't have a clue. He is blaming the PL too. "The PL should be paying our small creditors. How can the PL allow St Johns Ambulance to go without they money they are owed?" FFS. It seems everyone who is in any way involved with Portsmouth is completely brain dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Which MP is it? Mike Han****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Christ even the local MP doesn't have a clue. He is blaming the PL too. "The PL should be paying our small creditors. How can the PL allow St Johns Ambulance to go without they money they are owed?" FFS. It seems everyone who is in any way involved with Portsmouth is completely brain dead. He is not brain dead, he just wants their votes, he'll say whatever they want to hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Awesome hilarious Skate bloke on SSN as Storrie got out of his car : Highlights being... "You gonna resign Peter ? You've known for 18 months. 1.2million pahnd a year, you're 'avin a laugh mush". Also called Storrie Gaydamak's lapdog and said half his money was bonuses for shutting up from Gaydamak. On Sky Sports News. Brilliant. That bloke's a legend. As opposed to the local MP who is banging on about paying small creditors and "loyal fans". MP was Mike Han****, *ock by name and nature, why should the premier league help them ? The PL didn't get them into admin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Isn't the reason that Storrie Teller is at Notarf is to clear his desk out. And try to get the Skeletons by Sky sport news without anyone seeing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 FFS. It seems everyone who is in any way involved with Portsmouth is completely brain dead. thats a given Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxstone Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Awesome hilarious Skate bloke on SSN as Storrie got out of his car : Highlights being... "You gonna resign Peter ? You've known for 18 months. 1.2million pahnd a year, you're 'avin a laugh mush". Also called Storrie Gaydamak's lapdog and said half his money was bonuses for shutting up from Gaydamak. On Sky Sports News. Brilliant. That bloke's a legend. As opposed to the local MP who is banging on about paying small creditors and "loyal fans". Is'nt it strange that our parliamentarians are not so worried about tax avoidance.... Oh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Christ even the local MP doesn't have a clue. He is blaming the PL too. "The PL should be paying our small creditors. How can the PL allow St Johns Ambulance to go without they money they are owed?" FFS. It seems everyone who is in any way involved with Portsmouth is completely brain dead. "The Prem is a licence to print money, they've had all they can out of us and now they should put something back for the small companies who are owed money". Erm, righty ho, someone ELSE should pay the bills they haven't paid... it's like asking my employer to pay my unpaid gas bill because I've not got time to do a more highly paid job elesewhere while I'm working for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Quote of the day from a poster on a Pompey forum: My dose is still sting from the entire mug of coffe that has just blasted down it excellent use of the facepalm sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Christ even the local MP doesn't have a clue. He is blaming the PL too. "The PL should be paying our small creditors. How can the PL allow St Johns Ambulance to go without they money they are owed?" FFS. It seems everyone who is in any way involved with Portsmouth is completely brain dead. So even now they still don't get it, even at this late stage. It really is unbelievable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 SSN: 3pm press conference at Farton Park with the Administrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 (edited) Administrator News Conference at 3pm Should be a laugh Bl**dy hell - It's sad when you're slower then a tractor!!! (but still quicker than a Skate) Edited 26 February, 2010 by Winchester Red Slowwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Administrators to hold a press conference at 3pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 "The Prem is a licence to print money, they've had all they can out of us and now they should put something back for the small companies who are owed money". Erm, righty ho, someone ELSE should pay the bills they haven't paid... it's like asking my employer to pay my unpaid gas bill because I've not got time to do a more highly paid job elesewhere while I'm working for them. Is that really a quote from the MP!!!! No wonder the country is in the state we are in, if goons like that are our lawmakers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 MP was Mike Han****, *ock by name and nature, why should the premier league help them ? The PL didn't get them into admin. My favourite new quote from here : http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/mattslater/2010/02/portsmouth_fc_in_crisis_qa.html Q: So this is all the taxman's fault? A: Erm, well, only if you think paying VAT, PAYE and National Insurance is optional. 3pm press conference. Awaiting confirmation from High Court now. BBC have already gone with it : http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8538457.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Has anyone please, please got a link to that Skate fan chasing Storrie? I want to make it into a gif.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 26 February, 2010 Share Posted 26 February, 2010 Is that really a quote from the MP!!!! No wonder the country is in the state we are in, if goons like that are our lawmakers. It was a precis of what he said, I'm not a court transcriber you know ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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