Saint Keith Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Surely the fat lass is finally wandering out onto the stage, but after six months of throat clearing she ain't gonna sound too clever..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 South Africans re-commencing the new stadium project....LOL and maybe this is what they had in mind Surely you could assemble this for 10 Rand ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 with that Fahim resignation he definitely just boarded the last ice cream van out of Saigon - he's already preparing his defence for when it goes to court, he isn't as dumb as he made out. Kept his options open by obtaining 10% with no outlay, got to see a few games, had a few nice dinners, did a bit of a land deal with the child-maimer, and now looks like the hero who has given the club back to the fans in the face of corruption that he wouldn't support. Nicely done. it cost him £5m for the shirt, cap, few games and redicule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 (edited) Errr just as an aside, but still relevant in the scheme of this thread, we actually need this saga to continue a while if we are to be up with a shot of this: Edited / Deleted - due to Tractor Saints comments - apologies, I didn't actually look to see what it contained Could be a long old summer.... Edited 22 February, 2010 by Micky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 this was a real lol moment http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8528172.stm can't sell the club to billionaire, so try to give away to passionate fans - who also turn them down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Errr just as an aside, but still relevant in the scheme of this thread, we actually need this saga to continue a while if we are to be up with a shot of this: http://www.exbii.com/showthread.php?t=202939 Could be a long old summer.... Should mark that NSFW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 this was a real lol moment http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8528172.stm can't sell the club to billionaire, so try to give away to passionate fans - who also turn them down! *smirk* you can't even give the club away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1576 Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Here we go again, what is it with you lot calling Pompey 'Pikey' I can only assume (and hope)it's a rhyming thing. Pompey has plenty of minority groups you can choose to be unpleasant about, should you wish, but for some reason many of you always choose to pick on 'pikey's', Southampton has a rich and proud gypsy heritage, my wife works in a Southampton School and around 10% have entered romany gypsy as their ethnicity. I wish more Saints fans, some who will read this very post, would make a stand against ill thought out comments which are derogatory to a large section of Saints own support which goes back generations. When aiming your jibes at Pompey I suspect your picking on a stereotype of the low income, white, housing association demographic, of which Portsmouth, like many urban, often deprived areas has a significant population, if you like picking on people who probably have not had many of the advantages we have, then that's up to you, but don't call them Pikey's, because it's incorrect. Very true, I prefer the term sakte c---t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Apparently it's all ok, a fan has spoken to Aaron Mokoena who has told him that there are talks going on and that something should happen in the next few days. Excellent - I always knew the players had the inside gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 South Africans re-commencing the new stadium project....LOL and maybe this is what they had in mind Surely you could assemble this for 10 Rand ?? Clearly youdon't have kids who like Lego - there is no way the Blue few could affort that - there is about £600 worth of legpo ther at least! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 South Africans re-commencing the new stadium project....LOL and maybe this is what they had in mind Surely you could assemble this for 10 Rand ?? it also looks like they are constructing a baseball staduim there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Clearly youdon't have kids who like Lego - there is no way the Blue few could affort that - there is about £600 worth of legpo ther at least! Just picture Al Fahim in his Blue Jobsh@te playing with this Lego Stadium,it could bring a tear to your eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 it also looks like they are constructing a baseball staduim there Build it they will come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Oh dear, did the South Africans vanish into thin air today? What a shame. Now, I wonder who posted on here at about 1:20 your time saying oh dear :-) Next question. Did they exist or did something change over the weekend? Should keep this busy for a day or so and LMFAO at GM's give away post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Build it they will come! Lol.....they wouldn't know the difference!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 awww he is having a paddy :-) http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12040_5971291,00.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 I think if I were on the Poopey trust I'd be a bit reticent about accepting 10% of the club at the moment & certainly looking into the legalities of it. Er hello is that the poopey trust, yes! This is Sasha you owe me 9-million pounds, how would you like to pay. Looks like Storrie teller will have to go to another Iron in the fire then. Tick tock tick tock 4 working days left then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Roughly worth a pound....would have brought the lot ...PMSL.. But it would also buy a couple of pints of Castle in the clubhouse bar where my parents live down there. I know which I would rather have :drinkers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 http://twitter.com/NickSzczepanik I'm told 'frantic' negotiations are ongoing to get the Portsmouth sale done after Balu Chainrai set a deadline of end of business today When is end of business today? Is it sort of about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Saints Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 When is Riquelme signing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Just watch Storyteller come out and say someone blabbed, ruined the deal etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 http://twitter.com/NickSzczepanik I'm told 'frantic' negotiations are ongoing to get the Portsmouth sale done after Balu Chainrai set a deadline of end of business today When is end of business today? Is it sort of about now? Hmmmm. Chainrai: 'Do you have the proof of funds yet?' Saffas: 'No' Chainrai: 'How about now?' SA: 'No' C: 'Now?' SA: 'No' C: 'Now?' SA: 'No' C: 'Now?' SA: 'No' C: 'Now?' SA: 'No' C: 'Now?' SA: 'No.......' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 From that Sky Sports link: ''"The assets of this club are its players, their value in the transfer market, and there are some players who we would value very highly. There is then the potential for 100,000 square foot of supermarket. You can imagine what that would be worth."'' That would be the players who had no-one sniffing round them last month, no? And the potential Supermarket....yep, the one that is going to be built when the club folds. Loadsa potential Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Just watch Storyteller come out and say someone blabbed, ruined the deal etc etc. He may very well say that, but it isn't what is causing the problem....:smt033 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guided Missile Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Piers Morgan apologises to Pompey fans: And here's how to make a real apology A lot of Portsmouth fans have written to me recently, demanding to know what I have to say about what’s happened to their club after I confidently told them a few months ago not to worry because their new owner, and casual acquaintance of mine, Dubai tycoon Sulaiman Al Fahim, was absolutely loaded. I’ve been watching carefully as events have unfurled down on the south coast and it’s now absolutely clear to me now that I was talking out of my over-fed, gullible, showbiz derriere. Fahim didn’t have the cash I thought he had or the cash he promised he had. Because if he did, he would have spent it. Taken in: Sulaiman Al Fahim pulled the wool over Piers' eyes So I humbly, and sincerely, apologise to all Portsmouth supporters for falsely reassuring you. And I hope, and pray, that something or someone turns up to save your great, proud, historical club from extinction. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-1252513/Piers-Morgan-Tiger-Woods-Saying-sorry-easy-The-hard-bit-looking-like-mean-it.html#ixzz0gHskF3OH What a total cu** that man is. Yes mate, not the first time you've been taken in, is it? Most of our troops remember the last time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 fair play to him though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S-Clarke Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 http://twitter.com/NickSzczepanikI'm told 'frantic' negotiations are ongoing to get the Portsmouth sale done after Balu Chainrai set a deadline of end of business today When is end of business today? Is it sort of about now? lol - what negotiations? storie said ''general terms all agreed, now awaiting proof of funds'' - no frantic negotiations needed there really, either a ''i have the funds'' or ''no i don't' - only stumbling block i can imagine is that he has one again found someone with no money. got tot take your hat off to him tbf - he's got a good record in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countysaint Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Its going to be ANOTHER busy 48hrs according to Story teller! Doesn't he realise there aren't many more 48hrs left before their return match with HMRC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Not sure if this has been posted yet. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/portsmouth/7292588/Portsmouth-heading-into-administration.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 What a total cu** that man is. Yes mate, not the first time you've been taken in, is it? Most of our troops remember the last time... This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Don't fret Glasgow Saint, Malsquiney will get them big time. ....Just hope he doesn't leave before he can whack them with a minus 25 (Which is my guestimate of what they are looking at) Ah, but this begs the question: does the FL have the authority to punish P****y for the crimes they committed while in the PL? Anyone know? I would hate to see them start life in the CCC with 0 points rather than -25 (or worse, which is what they deserve). Also, if they go into administration and their creditors get at most pennies in then pound back now, can these creditors get more money back from future Sky parachute payments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 (edited) http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/4766/38/ Well written article though obviously not read this thread."Certainly nobody wants to see Portsmouth die." Edited 22 February, 2010 by pedg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/4766/38/ Well written article though obviously not read this thread. Certainly nobody wants to see Portsmouth die. What, apart from me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 You have to admire Story tellers ability to bullsh!t Truely is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/4766/38/ Well written article though obviously not read this thread."Certainly nobody wants to see Portsmouth die." Interestingly, that seems to be written by the Pompey News reporter Steve Wilson, who also wrote the "Ten reasons why it's better to support Pompey than Saints" before the derby a few weeks back. For the record, he isn't a Pompey fan, IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corporate Ho Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 He may very well say that, but it isn't what is causing the problem....:smt033 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 You have to admire Story tellers ability to bullsh!t Truely is fantastic In line for an OBE for services to the fertilizer business if you ask me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it. Where's Riquelme? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it. Every little helps. :-D Do you reckon Storrie's realised that by declaring the company insolvent he's stitched himself up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 I make that close of business. and a hush fell accross the land, all that could be heard was a lone man sobbing and ringing a bell. t wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it.He is ITK, and as you would know he told us all the inside stuff on your sand dwellers, before the penny dropped. Surely your mate at the club can furnish you with the details, after all he is normally spot on. Looks like my post about next seasons transfer gossip thread may be close to the truth after all.....although to be fair it sounds that it wil only be outs not ins. The plus is that you will still have a club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Void bet as it has already been used by him today I think. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=745491&sec=england&cc=5739 D-day is March 1 and time is running out as Storrie said: "It's going to be a hectic few days. I am heavily in discussions and not been off the phone all day today again. The next couple of days could prove crucial, its going to be a very busy next 48 hours." Gissa job I can do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 As someone who was not a fan of lowes, he always seemed to negociate good contracts for the club. Certainly not wishing him back, but appreciate him a bit more now, when compared to the storrie teller Fagin shows up well against the Storrie Teller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it. Phil is just here to entertain us really We rely on you to give us the up to date accurate details of the multi million pound takeover and top player signings:rolleyes: Come corpy tell us:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corporate Ho Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 He is ITK, and as you would know he told us all the inside stuff on your sand dwellers, before the penny dropped. Surely your mate at the club can furnish you with the details, after all he is normally spot on. Looks like my post about next seasons transfer gossip thread may be close to the truth after all.....although to be fair it sounds that it wil only be outs not ins. The plus is that you will still have a club He may know about middle east business etiquette - how would that help him know what's going on in a deal with south africans and someone based in hong kong? My friend at the club has had nothing to do with the negotiations between this latest group and the club and isn't there today so unfortunately no details available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 There are no seriously interested parties Corp. Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 Look everyone, Phil's ITK. Or is pretending to be ITK but won't actually say what's causing the problem because he doesn't really know. And would then look a ****. :smt033 Come on then Phil, what is it. The arabs have certainly taken you to a level that has made us envious what with the signing of Riqelme et al and Maradona as manager in your new stadium paid for by the FA ahead of the 2018 world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 yeah and Thornhill, The Flower Estate etc are all bastions of non-chav well to do folk aren't they lol ! Lets face it both cities have their run down area's Indeed they do, it's just that Poortsmyth are the bestest on this ocassion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Um Bongo Posted 22 February, 2010 Share Posted 22 February, 2010 He may know about middle east business etiquette - how would that help him know what's going on in a deal with south africans and someone based in hong kong? My friend at the club has had nothing to do with the negotiations between this latest group and the club and isn't there today so unfortunately no details available. I think you are actually Peter Storrie. You come out with just as much **** as he does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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