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Pompey Takeover Saga


Fitzhugh Fella

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Just got back in & was listening to Talksport playing an interview with Tony Pulis. I'm sure he said at the start that if you lose a football club, then you lose the community and lose a couple of hundred thousand people.....

 

Crikey, I thought liquidation was bad, didn't realise that it involved ethnic cleansing!!

 

Te splattered everywhere..brilliant

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Dear Mr Claridge.

 

I just want to drop you a quick note of thanks for making the recent fans forum interesting.

 

It is clear that you have researched the subject matter well, you have solid views on how matters have come to a head and who to blame.

 

I would email this to you but it was obvious that you are so well informed that you obviously read this thread on a regular basis.

 

Well done, good job, especially the put down of the fan who believed it is a better deal than West Ham.

 

Yours DP

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Dear Mr Claridge.

 

I just want to drop you a quick note of thanks for making the recent fans forum interesting.

 

It is clear that you have researched the subject matter well, you have solid views on how matters have come to a head and who to blame.

 

I would email this to you but it was obvious that you are so well informed that you obviously read this thread on a regular basis.

 

Well done, good job, especially the put down of the fan who believed it is a better deal than West Ham.

 

Yours DP

 

PS You still smell of fish

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May i just add reference the quay radio show earlier, they stated that the Guardian newspaper will disclose potential takeover parties in due dilligance in tomorrows edition.

 

i hope lifelongsaint and helpmerhonda have pulled together a rescue package, i'm surprised he hasn't popped up yet tbf.

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Missing items from Storrie's dictionary -

 

Transfer window - a window in which normal clubs do transfers, a useful tool for those who need to sell.

 

Criminal - someone who launders arms money, steals from transfer deals, and trades insolvent whilst simultaneously trousering cash.

 

Debt repayment - a scheme that allows you to address debts, favoured by people who want to stay out of prison.

 

Friend – someone who preferably doesn’t maim children with landmines and isn’t wanted for selling arms illegally to African dictatorships.

 

Liar - someone who misleads fans, spins untruth through the media, misleads the taxman, treats the court system with disdain.

 

Tanya - prison slang for someone who could put you behind bars if she gets offered a deal.

 

Scary – a Russian mafia debt collector firebombing your car at 2am as a warning.

Not scary – someone waving a tenner at you.

 

Inevitable - an event that cannot be avoided however much you pretend that everything is fine.

 

Poker – a game of chance where people with nothing in their hand try and bluff their way to make money, also a type of massage performed on industrial estates, mainly by lonely truckers.

 

Ford - a struggling car giant, also a cushy holiday resort in West Sussex for low risk convicts, and people who had nothing in their hands, see poker.

 

Liquidation – an unfortunate by-product of a land deal that should set you up for life.

 

Ethics – the county where Harry buried the bodies after the West Ham blag.

 

 

 

 

 

Check out the league pyramid and sing along to that familiar tune –

'They’re on the way to Zamaretto!'

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May i just add reference the quay radio show earlier, they stated that the Guardian newspaper will disclose potential takeover parties in due dilligance in tomorrows edition.

 

Let's have a guess at that one shall we?

 

He's a British National & Passport holder.

 

He currently lives overseas.

 

 

 

In Israel

 

 

Yep that would make sense, the only way their intelligence services can get hold of all the paperwork they need to tidy up their little organised crime mess

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Lol.............:D:D:D

 

.....The FA said that they were making an example of Southampton and they should do exactly the same to Portsmouth by saying no, you aren't allowed to sell your players. Portsmouth should not allowed to do dealings in this transfer window simply because it shows unfair biased towards Premier League clubs. I have no particular dislike for Portsmouth as a club, it's fans (other than the attention seeking one who looks like an overgrown, hairy smurf), but at the end of the day they should not be given a benefit that no-one else has?

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