Pompey Takeover Saga

[Golden Balls]

Bestest fans in the world have just started to realise they’re actually very average. A quick search on twitter shows there are many that are using the word ‘myth’ regarding their atmosphere. Some rare refreshing honesty!

 

 

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[Wes Tender]

 

Now that a week has passed since the Skates were humbled by their mortal enemies in their own backyard, there have been a few You Tube vids surfacing from the Blue Few.

 

Here is a vid from a skates fan who is remarkably prescient in what he calls himself on his YouTube video blogs - fournilwrittenalloverit!

 

Naturally he had his fair share of Saints fans taking the **** about that, but also a few compliments about him and the way that he presented it. Some skates are simply just misguided, rather than being knuckle-draggers.

[OldNick]

 

Now that a week has passed since the Skates were humbled by their mortal enemies in their own backyard, there have been a few You Tube vids surfacing from the Blue Few.

 

Here is a vid from a skates fan who is remarkably prescient in what he calls himself on his YouTube video blogs - fournilwrittenalloverit!

 

Naturally he had his fair share of Saints fans taking the **** about that, but also a few compliments about him and the way that he presented it. Some skates are simply just misguided, rather than being knuckle-draggers.

If you have ever watched Inbetweeners you will see a similarity to Simon, a right weak minded fool, you have him there presenting a Pompey show. As for the car journey at the start, pleeeeease

[rallyboy]

Don't forget, Eisner intends them to be a global brand within ten years.

While Barcelona, Liverpool, Real, Bayern and Juventus are quaking in their boots, I'll tell Mr Eisner four nothing, that from what we witnessed last Tuesday, his project has a little way to go.

[Gingeletiss]

Bump! this nearly fell of the perch, can’t have that.

[OldNick]

Bump! this nearly fell of the perch, can’t have that.

Theres Nothing four us to talk about

[rallyboy]

Someone needs to post - there's no point in having a thread four nothing.

[Lets B Avenue]

I used to be able to see Thornhill from my bedroom window.

 

Now I've moved, I've only seen it when I went to Fatpipes.

[Ohio Saint]

Someone needs to post - there's no point in having a thread four nothing.

 

I used to think you were smart. Now I just think you are lysdexlic.

[jawillwill]

Full time.

 

0-0.

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Danbert]

John Marquis showing once again why they paid 2 million quid for him.

[ooh it's a corner]

Wonderful quote from the News. (I'm not sure if it is a very clever idiom, or a less than clever idiot);

 

 

"Luke Ellis

 

We are going backwards. It’s more boring than watching dried paint dry."

[Ohio Saint]

Wonderful quote from the News. (I'm not sure if it is a very clever idiom, or a less than clever idiot);

 

 

"Luke Ellis

 

We are going backwards. It’s more boring than watching dried paint dry."

 

He is smart, he meant to say "it's like watching wet paint dry backwards....wibble"

[hypochondriac]

Looking like another superb season of abject mediocrity in the third division. Splendid and tremendous.

[CB Fry]

Looking like another superb season of abject mediocrity in the third division. Splendid and tremendous.

What's great is them buying strikers for two million pounds in the summer and then not getting anywhere near promotion is all accounted for in their business plan and definitely won't lead to any sustainability issues later on down the line.

[Dark Munster]

Bump! this nearly fell of the perch, can’t have that.

Lord Trousers must be on holiday. His postings per day is starting to slip, so he has some work to do when he gets back.

[rallyboy]

He's currently undercover on Portsea, gathering info four comedic use - recording booing and counting teeth.

His cover was nearly blown when he was selling lucky heather in Frogmore Road on Saturday - he fourgot to cross his eyes and they spotted his wire.

Fourtunately one of his fellow students from horse-punching classes was there to vouch for him and they dismissed the recorder as witchcraft.

There have been worries that he's in too deep and gone rogue...he's bought himself a bell, started to ignore invoices and refuses to wash.

It might be time to try and bring him back.

[ALWAYS_SFC]

He's currently undercover on Portsea, gathering info four comedic use - recording booing and counting teeth.

His cover was nearly blown when he was selling lucky heather in Frogmore Road on Saturday - he fourgot to cross his eyes and they spotted his wire.

Fourtunately one of his fellow students from horse-punching classes was there to vouch for him and they dismissed the recorder as witchcraft.

There have been worries that he's in too deep and gone rogue...he's bought himself a bell, started to ignore invoices and refuses to wash.

It might be time to try and bring him back.

 

[mack rill]

He's currently undercover on Portsea, gathering info four comedic use - recording booing and counting teeth.

His cover was nearly blown when he was selling lucky heather in Frogmore Road on Saturday - he fourgot to cross his eyes and they spotted his wire.

Fourtunately one of his fellow students from horse-punching classes was there to vouch for him and they dismissed the recorder as witchcraft.

There have been worries that he's in too deep and gone rogue...he's bought himself a bell, started to ignore invoices and refuses to wash.

It might be time to try and bring him back.

 

[Saint_clark]

John Marquis showing once again why they paid 2 million quid for him.

 

Jesus, I thought he looked half decent for them against us and was relatively impressed, didn't realise they paid twice as much as we did for Sir Rickie. What an atrocious waste of money for that level - entire promotion winning teams have been built with much less.

[Doctoroncall]

John Marquis showing once again why they paid 2 million quid for him.

 

Wow! Is that two seasons worth of transfer budget blown on one player, and not a very good one at that. He’s a league one/two clogger.

[trousers]

Lord Trousers must be on holiday. His postings per day is starting to slip, so he has some work to do when he gets back.

 

Time to handover to the next generation. I'm getting too old for this laughing at Pompey malarkey. That said, maybe the thread should be mothballed for now as seeing them languishing in the 3rd tier of English football forever isn't much fun. Would rather see them promoted to the Championship from where they can enact 'Project Overspend', in the true spirit of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park prior to 2012. Now that would give this thread a much needed injection of the chortle factor.

[OldNick]

Time to handover to the next generation. I'm getting too old for this laughing at Pompey malarkey. That said, maybe the thread should be mothballed for now as seeing them languishing in the 3rd tier of English football forever isn't much fun. Would rather see them promoted to the Championship from where they can enact 'Project Overspend', in the true spirit of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park prior to 2012. Now that would give this thread a much needed injection of the chortle factor.

It will be better 'project overspend' in L1, L2, Southern League

[Weston Super Saint]

Seriously? Project "world domination" in the 3rd tier isn't funny enough for you?

[Chez]

 

Disney is floodinq them with so much cash that they are having to sell off the crown jewels.

Edited 18 October, 2019 by Chez

[Saint_clark]

And there was Trousers thinking there wasn't much opportunity for laughing at them anymore!

[Chez]

the antique no self respecting fan could be without.

[jawillwill]

Are those real? How odd...

[OldNick]

the antique no self respecting fan could be without.

An original door key from the Titanic made about 80k so this might be a fantastic investment once they hit the iceberg

[benjii]

****ing hell! Hahaha.

[Colinjb]

Oh look, late winner for AFC Wimbledon.

[whelk]

And Wimbledon have been crp this season and were in bottom 3. Hurts to lose points to a relegation rival

[Pamplemousse]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

I'll be surprised if Jackett survives that tbh

[ALWAYS_SFC]

Are they a global force yet:D

[Danbert]

Pompey goalless again with the 2 million pound man recalled to the starting line up. WTFILN? I am.

[trousers]

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz

 

 

 

 

 

 

[igsey]

Already eight points off the playoffs, 13 points off the automatic spots. Ipswich top, 14 points ahead of the Blue Few - and they've played the same number of games as PCFC so can't even use the games in hand excuse!

 

Big game against Lincoln next week - clash of the League Two Champions. Lose and they could be in the bottom three

[Chez]

just have to hope they keep struggling on with Jacket. Not sure he will last the week though.

[OldNick]

just have to hope they keep struggling on with Jacket. Not sure he will last the week though.

Will Jacket get his coat

[OldNick]

Time to handover to the next generation. I'm getting too old for this laughing at Pompey malarkey. That said, maybe the thread should be mothballed for now as seeing them languishing in the 3rd tier of English football forever isn't much fun. Would rather see them promoted to the Championship from where they can enact 'Project Overspend', in the true spirit of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park prior to 2012. Now that would give this thread a much needed injection of the chortle factor.

they are more entertaining than anything served up elsewhwere, not football just generally

[Dark Munster]

Jesus, I thought he looked half decent for them against us and was relatively impressed, didn't realise they paid twice as much as we did for Sir Rickie. What an atrocious waste of money for that level - entire promotion winning teams have been built with much less.

I was going to mention we shouldn't be too quick to criticise, given our millions wasted on the likes of the Donkey and Elyounoussi, but then realised that 2 million for a tiny club like theirs is equivalent to us spending 200 million on one player.

[miserableoldgit]

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/former-portsmouth-striker-dave-kitson-on-who-was-really-to-blame-for-club-s-administration-in-2012-1-9111330

 

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[dronskisaint]

Have you been hacked?

Time to handover to the next generation. I'm getting too old for this laughing at Pompey malarkey. That said, maybe the thread should be mothballed for now as seeing them languishing in the 3rd tier of English football forever isn't much fun. Would rather see them promoted to the Championship from where they can enact 'Project Overspend', in the true spirit of the previous football club that played at Fratton Park prior to 2012. Now that would give this thread a much needed injection of the chortle factor.

[Lets B Avenue]

Down to 18th as Accrington have now soared over them.

[Badger]

Down to 18th as Accrington have now soared over them.

 

Accrington Stanley truly are on the cusp of becoming a global force though. Don't think we should pillory the skates too much for this.

[OldNick]

Accrington Stanley truly are on the cusp of becoming a global force though. Don't think we should pillory the skates too much for this.

If you dont drink your milk you will only be good enough to play for Pompey could be the advert in 30years time lol

[Chez]

Conference Premier Harrogate town in the FA cup. Town have a decent side this year and they are in great form. Decent chance of an upset I'd say.

[ericofarabia]

Conference Premier Harrogate town in the FA cup. Town have a decent side this year and they are in great form. Decent chance of an upset I'd say.

 

Let's hope portsmyth lose and avoid The Cup Upset result then!!

[Turkish]

Conference Premier Harrogate town in the FA cup. Town have a decent side this year and they are in great form. Decent chance of an upset I'd say.

 

My local team, go to watch them a fair bit. Good side, play good football and after a patchy start have hit good from. Plus it’ll be on a plastic pitch, Town don’t lose many at home. They will give them a game for certain.

[alehouseboys]

Conference Premier Harrogate town in the FA cup. Town have a decent side this year and they are in great form. Decent chance of an upset I'd say.

 

Let's hope portsmyth lose and avoid The Cup Upset result then!!

 

Fail.

 

 

 

although i do agree about the pony-punchers losing