LGTL Posted 27 February, 2019 Share Posted 27 February, 2019 Their complete and utter confusion over the whole thing is a delight to read. They reached a final where they literally had to beat reserve teams and didn’t like it so they all cried and stayed away. Of course the boycott is over now, how very handy. The biggest fair weather load of nonsense I’ve ever seen, but then we all knew that when the whole dump turned up on Southsea Common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 27 February, 2019 Share Posted 27 February, 2019 Grapes for sale, any color you like, there all Green, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 February, 2019 Share Posted 27 February, 2019 (edited) Grapes for sale, any color you like, there all Green,Grapes, my arse P.s. *they're not there Edited 28 February, 2019 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 27 February, 2019 Share Posted 27 February, 2019 ...and "colour"... Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooh it's a corner Posted 27 February, 2019 Share Posted 27 February, 2019 Grapes for sale, any color you like, there all Green, It's colour and they're all green. But point taken ;-) enjoy the day out. We all did. All 51,500 of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 28 February, 2019 Share Posted 28 February, 2019 Grapes for sale, any color you like, there all Green, You have come back Mack, have you been away somewhere or the peg factory doing overtime? Enjoy your trip to Wembley, and we wont mention your sneers at the Paintpot trophy you used to make. Oh and I saw the dive your lad made leading to your first goal, shameful bit of cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 February, 2019 Share Posted 28 February, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/feb/28/notts-county-winding-up-petition-hmrc-alan-hardy Notts County issued with winding-up petition by HMRC over missed payment Quick... someone give them Miss Moneypenny's number.... she'll sort it for them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 1 March, 2019 Share Posted 1 March, 2019 The man who has tired of seeing that has tired of life. A double wardrobe in a swimsuit performing with the grace of a barrow full of rubble being fly-tipped into Hilsea Lido. At least she's stopped harvesting the votes of simpletons by defending tax evasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 1 March, 2019 Share Posted 1 March, 2019 (edited) The justification for those advocating breaking the boycott seems to be along the lines of: "I boycotted due to the introduction of U21 teams into the tournament but now that there aren't any U21 teams left in the competition the reason to boycott no longer exists" Logic was never one of their strongest traits... As I mentioned on FB, using that logic they should still have to beat all the teams eliminated by an U21 team. I think that's reasonable... The boycott is of course nothing to do with the U21 teams in the first place, given that they were also boycotting the couple of seasons before the U21s were even in the competition on some other equally spurious grounds (the reality being "we're gash and don't want to pay to watch this"). Just ran through the groups and these are the teams not eliminated if not for the U21 teams: Group Stages (teams which came 3rd in groups with an U21 qualifier): Carlisle, Crewe, Doncaster, Gillingham, Swindon, Forest Green Rovers, Charlton Knockouts (directly lost to an U21 team): Macclesfield, Barnsley, AFC Wimbledon, Rochdale. So in summary, if not for the U21 teams there would be 11 different teams they might not have got past... plus they only got this far due to beating Spurs and Arsenal U21s as well. Either way, glad they're being distracted from finishing in the top 3 of League One. Edited 1 March, 2019 by The9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 2 March, 2019 Share Posted 2 March, 2019 Do you think they thought it was something magic from outer space? https://apple.news/AT65HiFyIRrKGoTgZzjgIAw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 2 March, 2019 Share Posted 2 March, 2019 Do you think they thought it was something magic from outer space? https://apple.news/AT65HiFyIRrKGoTgZzjgIAw They have never seen anything so modern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 5 March, 2019 Share Posted 5 March, 2019 Big game for them this weekend. Win and they’ve all but secured the play offs. Lose and they could be as little as 5 points from dropping out. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 March, 2019 Share Posted 5 March, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 5 March, 2019 Share Posted 5 March, 2019 Ah, that's a shame as that's the night I'm getting my hair done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 5 March, 2019 Share Posted 5 March, 2019 shall I have proctocolectomy or shall I spend an hour with Bagpuss? One of life's tough choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 5 March, 2019 Share Posted 5 March, 2019 Oh no, I don't think I can make that date either. That's the night that I normally drop off my dog to meet shady characters at motorway service stations to collect envelopes of filthy cash, paid in return for signing unsuitable players that my dog's club neither wants nor needs, a criminal act that could lead the business into financial collapse, but works for my dog, because it also charges the players for giving them inflated and lengthy deals that make no football sense to anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 A roof and some cladding going onto “the old girl” (lol) at the cost of 6 figures. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/portsmouth-launch-fratton-park-upgrade-1-8835550 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 A roof and some cladding going onto “the old girl” (lol) at the cost of 6 figures. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/portsmouth-launch-fratton-park-upgrade-1-8835550 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Excellent. Band aid patch up jobs whilst they procrastinate over the "long term" redevelopment. Once again, the fact they cheated a decade ago signing players they couldn't afford to fraudulently claim an FA Cup (that should be struck off the record books ala Marseille/ Juventus) by avoiding paying tax and/ or charities, rather than invest in infrastructure means their legacy will forever be a ****ing dump of a ground, hemmed in by a supermarket (essentially a permanent, visible metaphor of a pay day loan they can never repay) preventing serious redevelopment that will hemorrhage cash for eternity. I hate the filthy scum and continue to enjoy their demise. Personally I won't be happy until they go out of business. Derby days can wait. They need them more than us for their own deluded sense of self worth. **** 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 A roof and some cladding going onto “the old girl” (lol) at the cost of 6 figures. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/portsmouth-launch-fratton-park-upgrade-1-8835550 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ‘It’s important work and part of our longer-term strategy for what we have planned for the future of the stadium.' The`turn the ground 90 degrees plan' no longer seems to be the er, plan then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 ‘It’s important work and part of our longer-term strategy for what we have planned for the future of the stadium.' The`turn the ground 90 degrees plan' no longer seems to be the er, plan then. I would have thought turning it 180 degrees down would be by far the best bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 I would have thought turning it 180 degrees down would be by far the best bet An "insurance claiming" fire would be best TBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 Their fans now giving it the big one to Sunderland fans on twitter, as Pompey have been given 1000 more tickets. Saying they’ll sell out easily. Some boycott eh? They REALLY want to win it [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 Come on you red and white machine....!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 6 March, 2019 Share Posted 6 March, 2019 The are pathetically desperate to win a competition that they hate and were (are?) boycotting. Ridiculous, small fry club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 8 March, 2019 Share Posted 8 March, 2019 Their fans now giving it the big one to Sunderland fans on twitter, as Pompey have been given 1000 more tickets. Saying they’ll sell out easily. Some boycott eh? They REALLY want to win it [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Haha - like the last time they were at the FA Cup final & were literally giving away their ticket allocation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 8 March, 2019 Share Posted 8 March, 2019 Their fans now giving it the big one to Sunderland fans on twitter, as Pompey have been given 1000 more tickets. Saying they’ll sell out easily. Some boycott eh? They REALLY want to win it [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Do they get that Portsmouth is a lot nearer Wembley than Sunderland and that segregation has to happen somewhere? They'll probably discover Sunderland get more club Wembley level in a couple of weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 If the match was in York, say, the Skates would definitely take more tickets than Sooonderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 Come on Charlton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 Full Time : Charlton 2 Skates 1 :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 Full Time : Charlton 2 Skates 1 :lol::lol: Oh dear, the wheels re coming off. Mind you I am sure they probably don't necessarily want to go up this year and have the lower leagues cup to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 Absolutely hilarious how they've bottled this completely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 Absolutely hilarious how they've bottled this completely.They've bottled phase one - automatic promotion is not happening now. However I'd say that they are nailed on for a play off place - even they can't screw that up now. So they can still get to Wembley and/or get promotion. So it's not over yet, although blowing automatic from where they were on New Year's Day is LOLtastic enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 9 March, 2019 Share Posted 9 March, 2019 I watched some of the game, they are truly awful. When I think back to our League One side it’s not even close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 10 March, 2019 Share Posted 10 March, 2019 They’re an utter embarrassment. Bottle job ****s. Will probably lose in the play offs and it’ll be hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 10 March, 2019 Share Posted 10 March, 2019 They would prefer to go up via the play offs anyway so they can go to their “2nd home” Wembley again. Such an odd bunch. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 10 March, 2019 Share Posted 10 March, 2019 The few are calling for Jackett to be sacked. Fantastic stuff, typical skate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 10 March, 2019 Share Posted 10 March, 2019 Where is that p Rick Merovingian, not been on here in a bit, is he hiding ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 10 March, 2019 Share Posted 10 March, 2019 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 10 March, 2019 Share Posted 10 March, 2019 Lol Weird looking creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 11 March, 2019 Share Posted 11 March, 2019 Just looked at the form table for the last 10 games. They are in 21st position, having gained 1 less point than crisis club Bradford and just one point more than the worst 3 clubs (Rochdale, Southend and Accrington Stanley). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 11 March, 2019 Share Posted 11 March, 2019 Lol This kid loves saints. Always tweeting about us. Guarantee he’s a member on here. I see there’s a massive online queue for Wembley tickets. Some protest [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 13 March, 2019 Share Posted 13 March, 2019 What's the baby shark song at SMS? I hope none of the lyrics are changed from the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 13 March, 2019 Share Posted 13 March, 2019 What's the baby shark song at SMS? I hope none of the lyrics are changed from the original. 5-6 people sang a baby shark song at Chelsea away and it’s never been sung since, and they jumped on it. Despite having sung it themselves. Strange lot. They also now think because they’ve sold a few thousand tickets for Wembley (each STH can buy 6 tickets), that they’re a huge club that needs a 40k stadium built. The delusion is strong in them. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 13 March, 2019 Share Posted 13 March, 2019 baaaaaby skate do do do doooo do doo do do baby skate do do do doooo do doo do do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 14 March, 2019 Share Posted 14 March, 2019 Got to laugh, Sunderland have sold out their tickets and say they could have sold 70k. Guess how the skates reply.... Also, Glen Johnson just said on TalkSport that the best fans he ever played in front of was Liverpool. That won’t go down well with the bestest. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 14 March, 2019 Share Posted 14 March, 2019 Where is that p Rick Merovingian, not been on here in a bit, is he hiding ? Still browse sweetcheeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Depressed of Shirley Posted 14 March, 2019 Share Posted 14 March, 2019 Good to see the Sunderland fans on Ready To Go raising issues about being not even able to view the Pompey forums, and the excuse is that they would be all trolling like the Scummas, if they could post, but no explanation as to why they cant even read and laugh at the ridiculous P****y are bigger than Sunderland rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 14 March, 2019 Share Posted 14 March, 2019 One thing I remember from a few years back is stopping at the big supermarket near Port Solent (Tesco's?) and seeing a lad coming out of the store in a red & white striped shirt, which turned out to be a Sunderland strip. A big fat woman and a teenage lad started giving the lad grief shouting 'scummer' etc. The lad seemed rather shocked especially when an older man joined in the tirade. What they didnt realise was that the lad in the striped shirt had rather a large Mackem dad and he came out and confronted the three gobby gits who visibly wilted. It was really funny how three people could gang together to frighten a young lad then basically run away when confronted!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 15 March, 2019 Share Posted 15 March, 2019 Good to see the Sunderland fans on Ready To Go raising issues about being not even able to view the Pompey forums, and the excuse is that they would be all trolling like the Scummas, if they could post, but no explanation as to why they cant even read and laugh at the ridiculous P****y are bigger than Sunderland rubbish. Not true on my board. I've approved a few from up that way recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 15 March, 2019 Share Posted 15 March, 2019 Not true on my board. I've approved a few from up that way recently. Knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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