mack rill Posted 19 August, 2018 Share Posted 19 August, 2018 Hey Mack are you a tortoise? as you have only now come out of hyburnation haven't had a lot to crow about lately. Things are looking up on the main board tho if the season carrys on in the same vain for any length of time, can see the SO postcode running short of incontinent pads, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 haven't had a lot to crow about lately. Things are looking up on the main board tho if the season carrys on in the same vain for any length of time, can see the SO postcode running short of incontinent pads, I never thought you were a fair weather type Mack, I thought the posters who rn away were the Corp Ho's and that new one BaffledPondlife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 20 August, 2018 Share Posted 20 August, 2018 Let them come to the surface and bask in the mud of the promotion places for now as soon we will have to toss them back into the depths of the league 1 pond again before they make their last gill gasping fail and dry out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igsey Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 Play-off heartbreak I reckon. Next best thing to relegation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 See you in The Championship next seasonWe look forward to welcoming the current football team that plays at Fratton Park into the Championship and hope that you enjoy watching your club play at the highest level in their 6 year history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 (edited) haven't had a lot to crow about lately And you still don't, as the football status situation is currently... Saints = 13th out of 92 clubs vs Pompey = 46th out of 92 clubs Saints above Pompey in the football pyramid like they have been for the vast majority of the last 60 years! Edited 21 August, 2018 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 And you still don't, as the football status situation is currently... Saints = 13th out of 92 clubs vs Pompey = 46th out of 92 clubs Saints above Pompey in the football pyramid like they have been for the vast majority of the last 60 years! yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 21 August, 2018 Share Posted 21 August, 2018 yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller. It remains a vast gap; the two clubs are light years apart in terms of infrastructure at academy level, training ground quality, stadium etc. The jump from League 2 to the top of League 1 is tiny compared to what Pompey would face on promotion to the Championship or further. If Pompey went up this season the fanbase will be in for a shock. They'd become a small fish in a Championship pond of teams with parachute payments, big stadiums/attendances than Pompey and big spending owners (not something Eisner has shown to be happening). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller. Blimey! a new low down there, when you think they are as low as they can get!!!!!!! They admit to having intimate views of their mothers privates..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 Blimey! a new low down there, when you think they are as low as they can get!!!!!!! They admit to having intimate views of their mothers privates..... Calm down ..... Mack is a very rare breed of skate with a sense of humour!! Also his 'old lady' is probably his Wife (and/or Sister etc) not mother ... so it is acceptable!! I thought he may have been talking about Fortress Fatpipes aka The Old Girl at first.....but the cracks in the floors/ ceilings / stands etc are probaly getting bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 There's no stopping them this season. I wonder if they'll be able to better our 92 point haul from eight seasons ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 Calm down ..... Mack is a very rare breed of skate with a sense of humour!! Also his 'old lady' is probably his Wife (and/or Sister etc) not mother ... so it is acceptable!! I thought he may have been talking about Fortress Fatpipes aka The Old Girl at first.....but the cracks in the floors/ ceilings / stands etc are probaly getting bigger Only acceptable down there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 yes, but! unlike my old ladies fanny, the gap is getting smaller. She must have found a new bloke with a decent size cock then Mack, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 22 August, 2018 Share Posted 22 August, 2018 She must have found a new bloke with a decent size cock then Mack, if she has, then I owe the brave sod some money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 23 August, 2018 Share Posted 23 August, 2018 if she has, then I owe the brave sod some money. Perhaps he doesn't shout out 'Ohhhh Alan Biley' at the important second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 23 August, 2018 Share Posted 23 August, 2018 if she has, then I owe the brave sod some money. I reckon he rings a bell and owns a book shop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 23 August, 2018 Share Posted 23 August, 2018 I reckon he rings a bell and owns a book shop...Oh pleaaaase,even Mack must be better looking than that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 August, 2018 Share Posted 23 August, 2018 Oh pleaaaase,even Mack must be better looking than that!!!! Nick .......you've just been rumbled!! Your last msg was sent at 6.57 and you even know the names of ex players (Alan Biley) YSB !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 24 August, 2018 Share Posted 24 August, 2018 Oh pleaaaase,even Mack must be better looking than that!!!! Perhaps Mack is one of those in the smelly bell ringers band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 24 August, 2018 Share Posted 24 August, 2018 Nick .......you've just been rumbled!! Your last msg was sent at 6.57 and you even know the names of ex players (Alan Biley) YSB !! F-ing hell Eric you in charge of air control and you using the time over there!!!! It was 3-57 here lol. Well Biley contributed to probably my favourite day being a Saints fan '84 Fratton Park and the guy with Golden locks missed a sitter just before Steve Moran scored the last minute winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 24 August, 2018 Share Posted 24 August, 2018 F-ing hell Eric you in charge of air control and you using the time over there!!!! It was 3-57 here lol. Well Biley contributed to probably my favourite day being a Saints fan '84 Fratton Park and the guy with Golden locks missed a sitter just before Steve Moran scored the last minute winner. Ha Ha ...Good Points and well presented .... you are exonerated!! That Biley miss and Moran's goal a few minutes later ... Scummahs scummahs here we come .... or maybe not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 24 August, 2018 Share Posted 24 August, 2018 Ha Ha ...Good Points and well presented .... you are exonerated!! That Biley miss and Moran's goal a few minutes later ... Scummahs scummahs here we come .... or maybe not Yep, it was certainly an event.6000 of us enlightening them of how a proper football club does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 24 August, 2018 Share Posted 24 August, 2018 US Portsmouth Vs Sholing tonight in the FA Cup preliminary round. As close to a Saints v Pompey derby as we're going to get for at least a season... At least if you don't count Eastleigh v Havant. Probably going to watch this, only a fiver to get in. Sholing on fire so far this season with 5 wins out of 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 24 August, 2018 Share Posted 24 August, 2018 3-1 Sholing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 29 August, 2018 Share Posted 29 August, 2018 Oh dear oh dear oh dear Their star player Conor Chaplin didn't play in their last game because he wants to join Coventry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 30 August, 2018 Share Posted 30 August, 2018 Pompey don’t send players to Coventry, they actually want to go! ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 30 August, 2018 Share Posted 30 August, 2018 Chaplin just broke the HeroVillainometer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 1 September, 2018 Share Posted 1 September, 2018 Bloody hell they're going bananas. Pretty tight at the top though, lots of teams up there. I reckon they'll make top 6 for sure but not sure they'll finish above the likes of Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 2 September, 2018 Share Posted 2 September, 2018 Big derby win against their bitter rivals Plymouth. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 2 September, 2018 Share Posted 2 September, 2018 (edited) Big derby win against their bitter rivals Plymouth. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk They really have created a cute little rivalry with Plymouth. 11 separate threads about them on their board. They'll be claiming a make believe dock strike soon and calling them scummahs Edited 2 September, 2018 by LGTL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 2 September, 2018 Share Posted 2 September, 2018 Actually there was a Dock Strike in November 1976 when Portsmouth Dockers reneged on a deal not to accept ships from the fledgling Brittany Ferries service which had started in Plymouth. The NDLB Union agreed that if Brittany Ferries moved their service out of Plymouth none of the other South Coast Ports including Weymouth, Poole, Southampton and Portsmouth would accept it. The Dockers in the Portsmouth Commercial Port originally agreed then reneged on the deal and deputation from all the other ports, but primarily Southampton being closest, turned up in force in Pompey Docks to picket the gates. The Pompey Dockers had to call upon Hampshire Police to 'resolve' the situation and a number of Soton Dockers were arrested trying to storm the gates. One of those arrested was the brother of Bob Charles, who was the Saints Goalie in their Youth Club win over Man Utd in 1956. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 2 September, 2018 Share Posted 2 September, 2018 I'm guessing they want promotion this season? Well at least until they start losing again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 September, 2018 Share Posted 2 September, 2018 Actually there was a Dock Strike in November 1976 when Portsmouth Dockers reneged on a deal not to accept ships from the fledgling Brittany Ferries service which had started in Plymouth. The NDLB Union agreed that if Brittany Ferries moved their service out of Plymouth none of the other South Coast Ports including Weymouth, Poole, Southampton and Portsmouth would accept it. The Dockers in the Portsmouth Commercial Port originally agreed then reneged on the deal and deputation from all the other ports, but primarily Southampton being closest, turned up in force in Pompey Docks to picket the gates. The Pompey Dockers had to call upon Hampshire Police to 'resolve' the situation and a number of Soton Dockers were arrested trying to storm the gates. One of those arrested was the brother of Bob Charles, who was the Saints Goalie in their Youth Club win over Man Utd in 1956. So, what fictional acronym (a la Southampton Company of Union Men) can be made to describe this lot? I'll kick off with: Portsmouth Union of Komplete Error. (Needs work, a lot of work.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 2 September, 2018 Share Posted 2 September, 2018 Portsmouth Representatives of Illegal Childmaimers and Killers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 September, 2018 Share Posted 3 September, 2018 Portsmouth Representatives of Illegal Childmaimers and KillersNeeds to be plural, so sorry not good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 September, 2018 Share Posted 3 September, 2018 Portsmouth's Reputable Ars*h*les W*nkers and N*bheads. Or: Prawns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 4 September, 2018 Share Posted 4 September, 2018 save your confederate money,,,the south will RISE AGAIN, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 7 September, 2018 Share Posted 7 September, 2018 The Tatty Timber Tabernacle has always been tatty and historic, but did you know that... "On March 28, 1916 a 75-yard long piece of roof from the South Stand was ripped off and hit baker William Saunders’ house during a spell of extreme weather." Some things never change, eh. Amazing. More here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 8 September, 2018 Share Posted 8 September, 2018 save your confederate money,,,the south will RISE AGAIN, Pompey are like Hemorrhoids an annoyance that comes from around a sh##hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 8 September, 2018 Share Posted 8 September, 2018 The Tatty Timber Tabernacle has always been tatty and historic, but did you know that... "On March 28, 1916 a 75-yard long piece of roof from the South Stand was ripped off and hit baker William Saunders’ house during a spell of extreme weather." Some things never change, eh. Amazing. More here... Wonder why this didn't catch on: 39 In April 1931 Pompey and Saints were brought together by the sudden death of player Bobby Kearney. They played as ‘Portshampton’ against a select side from London teams to raise money for his family. WE seem to feature quite often in their best bits at Nottarf Krap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 8 September, 2018 Share Posted 8 September, 2018 Wheels are off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 8 September, 2018 Share Posted 8 September, 2018 Against a team who haven't won all season... Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 8 September, 2018 Share Posted 8 September, 2018 My local team too! Come on my squeaky little shrews! Oh bugger. Why can't I keep my mouth shut. [emoji3525] Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 9 September, 2018 Share Posted 9 September, 2018 Poor result though really, but sounds like they got out of jail. Lucky for them, all of the other teams below them drew too. I still think teams like Barnsley and Sunderland will be able to sustain their good form over a longer period, but they should finish in the play-offs. Peterborough away next week, top of the league and seemingly unstoppable, that'll be their first real test of how good they really are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 11 September, 2018 Share Posted 11 September, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/pompey-hooligans-appear-in-court-after-clashes-with-plymouth-fans-1-8630613 'The bestest fans in England' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 11 September, 2018 Share Posted 11 September, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/pompey-hooligans-appear-in-court-after-clashes-with-plymouth-fans-1-8630613 'The bestest fans in England' ! F*ck off is that fat mess Fowler only 22 Don't get me started on 'Tommy Russell' being 19 either. Absolute results of sha*ging your Mum, without doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 11 September, 2018 Share Posted 11 September, 2018 Sad fckers haven’t moved on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 12 September, 2018 Share Posted 12 September, 2018 I think the overall thing about Portsmouth at this present time is they're unbeaten so far in the League, and whilst you could argue that their draw at the weekend doesn't technically count as three points what you can't deny is that they were awarded only one point for the draw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 12 September, 2018 Share Posted 12 September, 2018 F*ck off is that fat mess Fowler only 22 Don't get me started on 'Tommy Russell' being 19 either. Absolute results of sha*ging your Mum, without doubt.Come on be fair, when they kicked him when on the ground, he wasnt doing it to hurt him. The barristers should be up in front of the judge for such nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 14 September, 2018 Share Posted 14 September, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/crime/eight-pompey-hooligans-jailed-for-guildhall-square-violence-before-plymouth-game-1-8634923 The blue few at Fratton Park just got fewer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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