benjii Posted 21 July, 2018 Share Posted 21 July, 2018 I tried signing up to the new Pompey Online website, I got an email back from the site owner asking me to send him pictures to prove I was a Pompey fan Send him some pictures of skates, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 21 July, 2018 Share Posted 21 July, 2018 Given their past form with charities, we can’t really be surprised. A leopard never changes its spots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 July, 2018 Share Posted 21 July, 2018 Given their past form with charities, we can’t really be surprised. A leopard never changes its spots...You seem to be forgetting that it was the previous football club that played at Fratton Park which had an unfortunate track record with charities. As far as I know, the current football club that plays there has a clean slate in this regard. Similar with the number of trophies they've won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 July, 2018 Share Posted 21 July, 2018 I tried signing up to the new Pompey Online website, I got an email back from the site owner asking me to send him pictures to prove I was a Pompey fan [emoji38]Since when did Pompey online get taken over by rocket scientists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 21 July, 2018 Share Posted 21 July, 2018 Aaaand normality is restored. ‘Bob Beech, former chairman of SOS Pompey said: ‘It is mean-spirited but if you sell to a billionaire this is what you get. ‘The fans voted for it so I suppose you reap what you sow. ‘ Oh and this was funny too, Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Are they sisters as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 22 July, 2018 Share Posted 22 July, 2018 Are they sisters as well Look more like mother and daughter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 July, 2018 Share Posted 23 July, 2018 I tried signing up to the new Pompey Online website, I got an email back from the site owner asking me to send him pictures to prove I was a Pompey fan Do you have a brother who will let you hold his cock ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 July, 2018 Share Posted 23 July, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-hopeful-over-premier-league-midfielder-1-8575250 Pompey interested in Premier league midfielder. Total Premier league appearances = 0 Ok then, Championship appearances , oh, that is zero as well. BUT he has scored a goal in pre season training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 23 July, 2018 Share Posted 23 July, 2018 The goal was against world class opposition in St Patrick's Athletic though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 23 July, 2018 Share Posted 23 July, 2018 Look more like mother and daughter... I cannot believe they are lesbians;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 23 July, 2018 Share Posted 23 July, 2018 I cannot believe they are lesbians;) Does the one on the left drive a mobility scooter? I'm sure I've seen her somewhere before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 23 July, 2018 Share Posted 23 July, 2018 Anyone seen the clip of that nicely perfumed and sartorially elegant 'Supporter of the Year' Mr PFC Westwood rogering one of his fellow fans (clip available on the UI). All in public view so must be a regular way of greeting old friends at games down Pompey way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 24 July, 2018 Share Posted 24 July, 2018 Anyone seen the clip of that nicely perfumed and sartorially elegant 'Supporter of the Year' Mr PFC Westwood rogering one of his fellow fans (clip available on the UI). All in public view so must be a regular way of greeting old friends at games down Pompey way Here it is. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 24 July, 2018 Share Posted 24 July, 2018 Here it is. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Well that looks gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 24 July, 2018 Share Posted 24 July, 2018 Here's a Pompey related thought Saints sell JWP (which would be a shame as he is a local lad who has come thro the Academy and comes across as committed to the cause ) for £10+m and use the funds to buy out the Micky Mouse owners down the road and have some change left to bring in some decent young British players. Chuck in a few of our better U21's and see if Pompey can make the Championship as our 'Feeder Club' JWP would be happy to have indirectly assisted the area where he came from, Pompey fans have the chance for a bit of localised success and they appreciate the largesse put their way by their 'friends' along the M27 and all becomes sweetness and light between rival sets of supporters. Johnnie Westwood becomes the standard bearer for both clubs. .................Oh well on reflection lets keep JWP................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 27 July, 2018 Share Posted 27 July, 2018 Here it is. They really are a classy bunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 27 July, 2018 Share Posted 27 July, 2018 Here it is. They really are a classy bunch Tbf that disgusting dirty ugly fck ain’t going to have much joy with the lasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 30 July, 2018 Share Posted 30 July, 2018 oh come on, it's now the 30th, that's 3 days without a giggle from the din's down the road, shyt I mean next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 July, 2018 Share Posted 30 July, 2018 oh come on, it's now the 30th, that's 3 days without a giggle from the din's down the road, shyt I mean next door. Oh, go on then... if you insist....here ya go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 1 August, 2018 Share Posted 1 August, 2018 I hope Westwood washed his hands before he shoved his fingers down some poor skate's mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 3 August, 2018 Share Posted 3 August, 2018 No longer the bestest fans in the world. No longer the bestest fans in Britain. Only the bestest fans in England now. Lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 August, 2018 Share Posted 4 August, 2018 I notice on the crest is has the date 1898 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 4 August, 2018 Share Posted 4 August, 2018 There's a a mistake on the fixtures. I was assured that we'd be playing them this season but I've been through the whole lot twice and someone seems to have missed them off. Presumably Sky are keeping them as their biggest game of the season and we all have to wait until they decide when they want the two matches played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 4 August, 2018 Share Posted 4 August, 2018 There's still the League Cup, just got to hope that they beat their first round opponent They've dodged us for a while but I truly believe this year is our year that we finally beat them. 13 years and counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 4 August, 2018 Share Posted 4 August, 2018 There's still the League Cup, just got to hope that they beat their first round opponent They've dodged us for a while but I truly believe this year is our year that we finally beat them. 13 years and counting It’s a shame we didn’t get them with Mane, Pelle & Tadic. They were shocking then, we’d have smashed them 7 or 8. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 4 August, 2018 Share Posted 4 August, 2018 It’s a shame we didn’t get them with Mane, Pelle & Tadic. They were shocking then, we’d have smashed them 7 or 8. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Very annoying. They were nearly slipping out of the football league and we were in the top 6. Would have been a hell of a thrashing. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 6 August, 2018 Share Posted 6 August, 2018 By all accounts, they were very fortunate to beat Luton, who played them off the park. Still, it's the sign of a good team to get results when not playing very well, so maybe this year will be their year after all... Can't see them doing well if and when they reach the Championship, that'll be the real test of Eisner's ambition. Will he spend spend spend like many teams are doing in that division? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 8 August, 2018 Share Posted 8 August, 2018 By all accounts, they were very fortunate to beat Luton, who played them off the park. Still, it's the sign of a good team to get results when not playing very well, so maybe this year will be their year after all... Can't see them doing well if and when they reach the Championship, that'll be the real test of Eisner's ambition. Will he spend spend spend like many teams are doing in that division? They have a middling playing budget for a League 1 team, and this is their level. Whatever their entitled supporters think, even reaching the League 1 playoffs is an ambitious target for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 11 August, 2018 Share Posted 11 August, 2018 I see they won AGAIN!! Judging from the reaction of their fans, they want to go up this year. Unlike last year when they definitely didn’t want to go up. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 11 August, 2018 Share Posted 11 August, 2018 I see they won AGAIN!! Judging from the reaction of their fans, they want to go up this year. Unlike last year when they definitely didn’t want to go up. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Until they lose a few games, then they won't want to of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 11 August, 2018 Share Posted 11 August, 2018 We need an amusing year, their relegation next season from the Championship will provide just the laughs we need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 13 August, 2018 Share Posted 13 August, 2018 https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/russian-businessman-and-former-portsmouth-fc-owner-vladimir-news-photo/945637952#russian-businessman-and-former-portsmouth-fc-owner-vladimir-antonov-picture-id945637952 Still in the game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 They're currently beating Wimbledon in the Carabao Cup The draw for the second round is on Thursday, as it stands we'll have a chance to play them... *crosses fingers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 They're currently beating Wimbledon in the Carabao Cup The draw for the second round is on Thursday, as it stands we'll have a chance to play them... *crosses fingers* They will be ****ting themselves and would probably rather lose tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 Wimbledon winning now... Bottlers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 Unfortunately it looks like they are heading out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 They will be ****ting themselves and would probably rather lose tonight. Oh look, they're losing to an 89th minute OG, who'd have thought it. Petrified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 They really don't want to face us do they. throwing games away just to dodge the potential bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 Attendance of only 6,500. Another competition they're boycotting I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVER THE HILL Posted 14 August, 2018 Share Posted 14 August, 2018 Attendance of only 6,500. Another competition they're boycotting I presume? 6,500 passionate Pompey fans = 65,000 fans from any other club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 15 August, 2018 Share Posted 15 August, 2018 They want promotion this year....... Well for now at least until it goes tits up and then they wont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 15 August, 2018 Share Posted 15 August, 2018 They want promotion this year....... Well for now at least until it goes tits up and then they wont Pompey are at their level now. And without serious investment (imaginary or not), they aren't going to get promoted until they've been relegated first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 16 August, 2018 Share Posted 16 August, 2018 They want promotion this year....... Well for now at least until it goes tits up and then they wont Exactly the reaction on twitter during the cup game. They go 1-0 up ‘get in PUP’ etc. Lose the game. ‘Didn’t want to progress in this tinpot cup’ etc. So nice of their players to keep up with the desires of the fans. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaffinsPondLife Posted 18 August, 2018 Share Posted 18 August, 2018 See you in The Championship next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 18 August, 2018 Share Posted 18 August, 2018 See you in The Championship next season This won’t age well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 18 August, 2018 Share Posted 18 August, 2018 Oh goody, they're all crawling out of the woodwork. Corporate Ho will make a comeback soon I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 19 August, 2018 Share Posted 19 August, 2018 They do realise that their local rivals are now Eastleigh and Havant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 19 August, 2018 Share Posted 19 August, 2018 They do realise that their local rivals are now Eastleigh and Havant? you wouldn't of thought so after reading this little noval, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 19 August, 2018 Share Posted 19 August, 2018 you wouldn't of thought so after reading this little noval,Hey Mack are you a tortoise? as you have only now come out of hyburnation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 19 August, 2018 Share Posted 19 August, 2018 See you in The Championship next seasonWhy, have you changed the team who you support? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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