trousers Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 Rumour has it that Pompey Poly are offering degree courses on this thread.Nutjobology? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 Nutjobology? BA or BSc? Could be either depending on the modules chosen with financial aspects or activities not adding up to consider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 A sociologist's dream resulting in papers such as: "The football fan: a study in self-delusion" or "Football tribes: Schadenfreude as a theme in social media". Any more suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 "How to be a journalist whilst being absolutely ****e at writing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 You wouldn't be talking about Factless Allen, would you? I followed a link on a feed on my phone the other day, started reading without seeing the byline, thought "this is cr*p, it must be.." and on checking it was.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 and that tw*t scum Billy wants this thread closed, even i'm getting a giggle out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 24 May, 2018 Share Posted 24 May, 2018 Pompey Online in meltdown mode, seems like two of their best players in Clarke and Pitman are being linked with bigger clubs (Reading and Rangers). Only rumours, but if those were to happen then the skates' anger would be directed at the Eisners. Would also suggest that there isn't much money to spend for them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 25 May, 2018 Share Posted 25 May, 2018 "How to be a journalist whilst being absolutely ****e at writing." He also has trouble with numbers: "It is understood Curtis’ transfer fee is well in excess of six figures." https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-chief-curtis-fits-kenny-s-recruitment-criteria-1-8507458 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 25 May, 2018 Share Posted 25 May, 2018 I think he means £109,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 25 May, 2018 Share Posted 25 May, 2018 I think he means £109,000. He was misquoted. "well in excess of a six figure". I think he means £7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 25 May, 2018 Share Posted 25 May, 2018 Or maybe just to quite a few decimal places... I only came on the board to check on Hughes news, and oh gawd, I ventured on here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 25 May, 2018 Share Posted 25 May, 2018 BA or BSc? btec in mythology and the art of delusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 btec in mythology and the art of delusion [emoji106][emoji122] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 btec in mythology and the art of delusion Lol. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 Their owner has just Tweeted, bigging up Bale's goal as being good for south coast football. Not sure he's read his audience there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 Their owner has just Tweeted, bigging up Bale's goal as being good for south coast football. Not sure he's read his audience there. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 The gift that just keeps on giving...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 I'm sure we'll send well-wishes when Jed Wallace gets his chance in the Champions League final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 It's been there two hours already... can't believe he hasn't seen sense and deleted it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 Garett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 26 May, 2018 Share Posted 26 May, 2018 Where did they put that hero to villain swingometer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 27 May, 2018 Share Posted 27 May, 2018 I think he means £109,000. I think it was in Indonesian rupiah and was in fact 20,467.5 or £1.09 in GBP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 27 May, 2018 Share Posted 27 May, 2018 ...I don't see what the Pompey fans are upset about. It is factually true. Eisner obviously doesn't see rivalry as pathetic as some do. I don't mind the banter but the blind hatred, just because you were born 20 mies away is a nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 27 May, 2018 Share Posted 27 May, 2018 If (by some fluke) it had been JWP who had scored the winning CL goal or (more probably) Ox how would the Skates have reacted to a tweet like that? Born in Portsmouth but bred in Southampton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 27 May, 2018 Share Posted 27 May, 2018 Did I see some poor soul on there trying to gain some kudos by claiming that Bale is a P*mpey fan? ? Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 28 May, 2018 Share Posted 28 May, 2018 Sent from my KFSUWI using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfield Saint Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 Sent from my KFSUWI using Tapatalk Video made by "Kevin Perjurer" - seriously??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 I don't see what the Pompey fans are upset about. It is factually true. That part right there, they just can't handle it. At the end of the day, Pomepy fans of a certain age must realise that, "their sons will wear our shirts". Simple as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 (edited) Rolling Stones at St Mary's tonight... Rolling granny and the Muppets houseband at Fratton Park... Edited 29 May, 2018 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 That part right there, they just can't handle it. At the end of the day, Pomepy fans of a certain age must realise that, "their sons will wear our shirts". Simple as that. When Pompey families have to make a choice between our academy and theirs, if they want what's best for their sons, they will choose ours all day long. We get the best of Hampshire, Pompey academy get what we don't want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 I don't see what the Pompey fans are upset about. It is factually true. Eisner obviously doesn't see rivalry as pathetic as some do. I don't mind the banter but the blind hatred, just because you were born 20 mies away is a nonsense It highlights how out of touch their owner is with the views of very likely a large % of their fanbase. If he isn't aware a tweet like that would go badly then what other daft decisions will he make...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 Is that design available in an adhesive sticker form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 29 May, 2018 Share Posted 29 May, 2018 https://twitter.com/MichaelEisner9 Own up, who's behind this account? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 30 May, 2018 Share Posted 30 May, 2018 When Pompey families have to make a choice between our academy and theirs, if they want what's best for their sons, they will choose ours all day long. We get the best of Hampshire, Pompey academy get what we don't want. Their families are much more "close" than normal ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 30 May, 2018 Share Posted 30 May, 2018 https://twitter.com/MichaelEisner9 Own up, who's behind this account?Brilliant. Cant wait for that during the season. The best parody online I have seen is the if a scouser was a commentator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 31 May, 2018 Share Posted 31 May, 2018 When Pompey families have to make a choice between our academy and theirs, if they want what's best for their sons, they will choose ours all day long. We get the best of Hampshire, Pompey academy get what we don't want. True story. The current Skate U18’s have taken on two lads I use to teach on a 2 year apprenticeship. Both great lads in fairness but neither stood out in particular, not even at school. Saints weren’t interested but both would have jumped at the chance. Their kids will wear our shirts, there’s no way back for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 2 June, 2018 Share Posted 2 June, 2018 Passing Havant and Waterlooville's ground in the week I noticed they have a pre-season friendly against Pompey. I rather fancy H&W to win, and if it wasn't clashing with an event for my club it might have been fun to wander along and see just how bad they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 3 June, 2018 Share Posted 3 June, 2018 Have Pompey got any internationals going to the World Cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 June, 2018 Share Posted 3 June, 2018 Have Pompey got any internationals going to the World Cup? Nope. According to their current squad, they don't actually have any foreigners. Not sure if they have any former players there though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 3 June, 2018 Share Posted 3 June, 2018 Nope. According to their current squad, they don't actually have any foreigners. Ronan Curtis is not British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 June, 2018 Share Posted 3 June, 2018 Ronan Curtis is not British. He was born in England. Yes he identifies as Irish, but he's Anglo-Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 5 June, 2018 Share Posted 5 June, 2018 This is awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 June, 2018 Share Posted 5 June, 2018 This is awkward. Who woke you up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 5 June, 2018 Share Posted 5 June, 2018 Who woke you up? Some Greek geezer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 June, 2018 Share Posted 14 June, 2018 OK not Skate related, but it is exactly the sort of thing they would do, in their efforts to rewrite history https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44481033 'Trillion Trophy STadium' Amazing ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 14 June, 2018 Share Posted 14 June, 2018 Pompey owners ready to spend big on Fratton Park Somehow it's a matter of pride that they can afford essential maintenance to keep the tatty timber tabernacle from collapsing completely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 14 June, 2018 Share Posted 14 June, 2018 And a nice Pompey at the World Cup article. Apparently, the Senegal Head Coach made 28 appearances for Pompey over a decade ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 14 June, 2018 Share Posted 14 June, 2018 Anyone for bingo? This one is a cracker; https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/childhood-memories-of-pompey-whet-new-boy-s-appetite-1-8528005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 14 June, 2018 Share Posted 14 June, 2018 Anyone for bingo? This one is a cracker; https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/childhood-memories-of-pompey-whet-new-boy-s-appetite-1-8528005 "house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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