mack rill Posted 8 January, 2018 Share Posted 8 January, 2018 A Charge Up the Leagues?? Wasn't that about four seasons to get out of the basement? #charge Stand back, the Hype Machine is firing up again and targeting simpletons across the island - next step, some dull loan signing accompanied by the traditional template interview. Massive club, great fans, sleeping giant, table tennis table, Tesco nearby, dock strike, SS tank driver, longest contract I've ever been offered on stupid wages, blah, blah, yawn, etc. what happened to the old"keeping my powder dry for the mo" malarky:uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 8 January, 2018 Share Posted 8 January, 2018 Amazing Pompey long term investment in something all the other League 1 clubs use. Manchester United and Juventus are just two footballing powerhouses that use the same equipment Wow... must be really special!! but two lines later: The club’s head physio believes the GPS systems brings Pompey on to a level playing field with the rest of the teams in League One. LOL. So Manchester United and Juventus are just two footballing powerhouses that use the same equipment but then again so are Fleetwood and Rochdale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 That was an amusing read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 The skate who does the sport on South Today feature it a couple of nights ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfield Saint Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 GPS system? Do they mean ankle tags? They bought 25 as an investment which was quickly approved... £5k? £10k? Big times are back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 Congratulations on post #111111 [emoji16][emoji16] Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk How would you bet that it wasn't intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 sorry Mack, we are resting between league defeats so I thought I'd have a little pop at an easy target. It was fun and slightly nostalgic, all those references to how important it was, then you read the small print and realise it was aimed at easily-led simpletons...I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 I couldn't read it - I have an ad-blocker so it wants me to register! No chance of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 GPS system? Do they mean ankle tags? I once did some part-time relief work at the Portsmouth Foyer: we had a number of residents with those during my time there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 Lost 2-1 at home to Chelsea u21's. So they won't be returning to their 2nd home unless they fluke their way to a play-off final. Shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 It was a big night for that Chelsea youth team - if any of them make it in the game they will always fondly recall the one night that they experienced the best atmosphere in world football. And the plucky 3,113 people who packed the fortress and roared Jackett's battling troops to a gloriously narrow defeat, will never see those Chelsea players again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 9 January, 2018 Share Posted 9 January, 2018 95th minute winner as well. Where’s trousers with one of his laughing gifs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 10 January, 2018 Share Posted 10 January, 2018 95th minute winner as well. Where’s trousers with one of his laughing gifs? After a 92nd minute equaliser. Just seen the highlights on their twitter feed. The great unwashed were giving the kids dogs abuse for celebrating the winner. Classy as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 20 January, 2018 Share Posted 20 January, 2018 Conceded a 91st minute goal. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 20 January, 2018 Share Posted 20 January, 2018 Oh dear, another last minute goal conceded to lose the game. The sleeping giant must be taking a short nap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 January, 2018 Share Posted 20 January, 2018 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 20 January, 2018 Share Posted 20 January, 2018 Even as the footballing gods spray us with sh!t, they pause briefly to present us with a little treat, for that we thank them. Tomorrow the sprayer goes back on - so let's quietly enjoy the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 20 January, 2018 Share Posted 20 January, 2018 http:// This is a bit childish, but it made me laugh..... Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 24 January, 2018 Share Posted 24 January, 2018 With all the talk of Leeds's new badge, I wonder when the blue few will announce theirs? Fingers crossed this is the one they select Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 27 January, 2018 Share Posted 27 January, 2018 Oh dear, oh dear dear dear...:lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 January, 2018 Share Posted 27 January, 2018 One assumes our old fair wearther chum Mack Rill has run out of popcorn...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rooney Posted 28 January, 2018 Share Posted 28 January, 2018 Never mind the Disney men will splash the cash in the next few days to get the skates back to where they belong;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 28 January, 2018 Share Posted 28 January, 2018 With all the talk of Leeds's new badge, I wonder when the blue few will announce theirs? Fingers crossed this is the one they select seems popular https://twitter.com/pete1986/status/957012247976599553 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 28 January, 2018 Share Posted 28 January, 2018 One assumes our old fair wearther chum Mack Rill has run out of popcorn...? that's a tad unfair, he comes on here when things are tough on them, not like the others. Anyway could anyone give us an update on their promotion push. I only have Sky and all the other terrestrial channels, but not the Disney Channel to watch and so don't hear about their progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 28 January, 2018 Share Posted 28 January, 2018 There are a few murmurs of discontent, some of them not happy with Kenny Jackett's "baffling" tactical decisions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 28 January, 2018 Share Posted 28 January, 2018 Then again they are easily baffled by the concept of things like National Insurance, paying players' their wages - and passing on charity money. Once they master them, they could progress to complex things like tactics. Either way, Jackett's doing great at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandwichsaint Posted 28 January, 2018 Share Posted 28 January, 2018 With all the talk of Leeds's new badge, I wonder when the blue few will announce theirs? Fingers crossed this is the one they select Wot no bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 29 January, 2018 Share Posted 29 January, 2018 With all the talk of Leeds's new badge, I wonder when the blue few will announce theirs? Fingers crossed this is the one they select that is so Jake and the Pirates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plastic Posted 29 January, 2018 Share Posted 29 January, 2018 what's the significance of the red guard? The whole thing looks half-finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 29 January, 2018 Share Posted 29 January, 2018 what's the significance of the red guard? The whole thing looks half-finished. Red white and blue innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 30 January, 2018 Share Posted 30 January, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/rocha-relives-crazy-moment-in-that-iconic-pompey-match-1-8354750 After all these years, the sad skate still reliving the highlight of his career ... smashing the ball into a defenceless fan !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 30 January, 2018 Share Posted 30 January, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/rocha-relives-crazy-moment-in-that-iconic-pompey-match-1-8354750 After all these years, the sad skate still reliving the highlight of his career ... smashing the ball into a defenceless fan !!The very same game where a point each contributed to us being promoted and the now extinct Football Club that used to play at Fratton Park being relegated. Happy days indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 30 January, 2018 Share Posted 30 January, 2018 Jesus are they still going on about that equaliser :lol: How must it feel to be barely existing in League 1, so far out of any relevance whatsoever. Bless them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 30 January, 2018 Share Posted 30 January, 2018 Please let us get them in one of the cups next season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 30 January, 2018 Share Posted 30 January, 2018 Please let us get them in one of the cups next season I'm not so sure we would beat them the state we are in atm!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 30 January, 2018 Share Posted 30 January, 2018 https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/rocha-relives-crazy-moment-in-that-iconic-pompey-match-1-8354750 After all these years, the sad skate still reliving the highlight of his career ... smashing the ball into a defenceless fan !! I don't click on links to that site. It makes my computer stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint86 Posted 31 January, 2018 Share Posted 31 January, 2018 I'm not so sure we would beat them the state we are in atm!!! If we were playing them on the weekend i would put money on us not winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 2 February, 2018 Share Posted 2 February, 2018 Nick my boy, failing to win against the shyt hawks makes it a 6 pointer with the baggies, can see slop's running out of rope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 2 February, 2018 Share Posted 2 February, 2018 Nick my boy, failing to win against the shyt hawks makes it a 6 pointer with the baggies, can see slop's running out of rope. How much rope does Kenny have left? Biggest club in the 3rd tier is... 9th (or 53rd out of 92 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 February, 2018 Share Posted 3 February, 2018 Nick my boy, failing to win against the shyt hawks makes it a 6 pointer with the baggies, can see slop's running out of rope.We are doing survival in style, none of this flashy winning to get 3 points in one go, but a point at a time. We are the invincibles, 5 in a row without defeat, that is getting the open top bus tour form, in your neck of the woods. We are rewriting the history books, turn a cup final and team that finished 8th into a ship that Uncle Albert sailed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 3 February, 2018 Share Posted 3 February, 2018 ffs!!you think at last time to get on hear for a bit of gloating. and what happens, I jumps the gun, you feckin win, and to top it all off we are all but f****d by Donny friggin rovers:blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 3 February, 2018 Share Posted 3 February, 2018 This will cheer them up as their promotion push fades. Jose Mourinho says atmosphere at Old Trafford is "quiet". "It is not Portsmouth. I remember Portsmouth when I came to the PL. Such a small stadium but incredible atmosphere. Here atmosphere is a bit quiet. It is not very, very enthusiastic but the players like to play at home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 February, 2018 Share Posted 3 February, 2018 Over on POL, they were beginning to have a lengthy thread about our relegation worries. Nobody's posted in it since 2pm today, I can't think why... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 February, 2018 Share Posted 3 February, 2018 ffs!!you think at last time to get on hear for a bit of gloating. and what happens, I jumps the gun, you feckin win, and to top it all off we are all but f****d by Donny friggin rovers:blush:have I missed something Mack ,did Pompey have a game today? How did you get on, I haven't got a crystal set to get your results. The big teams get reported in the mainstream media but yours seem to not get mentioned. Let me know as I'm interested in your push to glory. I just thought you'd like to know that the invincibles won today. 6 games now, amazing. Let me know when I can come on and gloat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 4 February, 2018 Share Posted 4 February, 2018 As is traditional with 2-2 wins, the bus parade sets off at 10am from Guildhall Square and expects to get to Southsea by 2pm - don't use that end of the M27 today, it'll be gridlocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 4 February, 2018 Share Posted 4 February, 2018 This will cheer them up as their promotion push fades. Jose Mourinho says atmosphere at Old Trafford is "quiet". "It is not Portsmouth. I remember Portsmouth when I came to the PL. Such a small stadium but incredible atmosphere. Here atmosphere is a bit quiet. It is not very, very enthusiastic but the players like to play at home." Sure enough... https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/mourinho-old-trafford-is-nothing-like-incredible-pompey-1-8363982 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 4 February, 2018 Share Posted 4 February, 2018 Sure enough... https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/mourinho-old-trafford-is-nothing-like-incredible-pompey-1-8363982 The need to emphasise ‘such a small stadium’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2018 Share Posted 5 February, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 6 February, 2018 Share Posted 6 February, 2018 Excellent trolling opportunities here: https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2018/february/vote-for-pompeys-number-one-fan/ Best supporters in the land indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 6 February, 2018 Share Posted 6 February, 2018 Excellent trolling opportunities here: https://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/2018/february/vote-for-pompeys-number-one-fan/ Best supporters in the land indeed... Well they do say 'special' recognition... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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