Dalek2003 Posted 1 June, 2017 Share Posted 1 June, 2017 Yes, he'll have it sewn up in no time. Well anything can happen now that Cook has been sent to the cleaners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 1 June, 2017 Share Posted 1 June, 2017 We don't skirt around issues here, we zip strait to the vitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Button it you lot, your jokes are pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 I hope the fans don't flare up if he doesn't get immediate results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 He will start in a Blazer of glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 He will start in a Blazer of glory Only after he has pocketed the cash from his promotion campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 He could always turn to David Pleat for advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 I've got quite bad hay-fever today. I keep chemiseing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Button it you lot, your jokes are pants! Didn't it have you in stitches ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleaford_Saint Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Jack-ett in (I'll get me coat). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Cook out, Jackett in and Wigan have paid us. Turned out nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 I do hope the erstwhile manager of Rotherham (5 matches in charge, resigned in November) doesn't do a bunk after a month again... There are a lot of "big clubs" in L1 this season, aren't there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Kenny Jackett has always come across as a calm, reasonable and likeable manager. What a shame he's gone to them. He's got a decent record of getting out of League 1 too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Portsmouth Football Club are delighted to announce the appointment of Kenny Jackett as first team manager. The former Watford, Swansea, Millwall, Wolves and Rotherham boss has signed a two-year deal at Fratton Park. The club are in advanced talks with Joe Gallen – who has worked with Jackett at QPR, Millwall and Wolves – about becoming assistant manager. Jackett said: “This is a fantastic opportunity for me and I’m looking forward to getting started. It’s an exciting challenge. “This club has a passionate fan-base and they can be a 12th man for us. Hopefully we can build on the momentum of last season and continue to progress. “I can promise that I’ll work as hard as I possibly can to make sure that we can bring success to Portsmouth.” Blues chief executive Mark Catlin added: “We’re delighted to announce Kenny as our new manager – he ticks so many boxes for us. “He’s managed big clubs with big expectations in the past and has plenty of experience of getting sides out of League One. “Kenny also has a history of implementing strong structures to move clubs forward and this was key in our decision-making process. We’re excited about him bringing his philosophy of development to Pompey.” Jackett spent his entire playing career with Watford and later enjoyed promotion success as a manager with Swansea, Millwall and Wolves. Mention the passionate fan base - tick. A mention of how they are a big club with big expectations - tick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Cook out, Jackett in and Wigan have paid us. Turned out nice. Why the **** didnt Wigan go for Jackett instead of Cook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Always liked Jackett, shame. Think they'll do well to get out of L1 next season, even though they should walk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 Cook out, Jackett in and Wigan have paid us. Turned out nice. It's a shame this thread has never had any posts that come back to haunt Pompey fans several months/years later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 He will start in a Blazer of glory It 'aint how you start..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 2 June, 2017 Share Posted 2 June, 2017 "Passionate fans, twelth man." "He's managed big clubs with big expectations in the past." Here we go again, what a charming modest bunch. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/02/portsmouth-kenny-jackett-manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 3 June, 2017 Share Posted 3 June, 2017 Hats off to them for getting Jackett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 June, 2017 Share Posted 3 June, 2017 Cook out, Jackett in and Wigan have paid us. Turned out nice.amazing like all the Skates you dont hear a peep, but then when things look up lol. I dont count Mack Rill in that he has been the only one to front up in the bad times for them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 3 June, 2017 Share Posted 3 June, 2017 Good appointment that, so long as a bigger club like Wigan don't come along to nab him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 June, 2017 Share Posted 3 June, 2017 They still haven't signed any players though. Already most teams in that division are signing players that have been released by higher division clubs. If this takeover isn't sorted out soon, they're going to be at a real disadvantage come the start of the season. They have a decent-ish squad, but they will definitely need better players if they're going to make the leap to the next level. It really would be such a shame to see them miss out on the top players... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 3 June, 2017 Share Posted 3 June, 2017 They still haven't signed any players though. Already most teams in that division are signing players that have been released by higher division clubs. If this takeover isn't sorted out soon, they're going to be at a real disadvantage come the start of the season. They have a decent-ish squad, but they will definitely need better players if they're going to make the leap to the next level. It really would be such a shame to see them miss out on the top players... They had 16 contracted players on 11th May: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/2016-17/pompey-release-calvin-davies-following-end-of-his-contract-3713847.aspx Since then they've re-signed Jack Whatmough (he's on the right at the start of this video) [video=youtube;-QRlyvmRHys] , plus Ben Close, Gareth Evans and Kyle Bennett, none of whom I have the remotest idea about. They've lost Doyle the captain to Coventry, and Enda Stevens the players' player of the season to Sheff Utd. Looks like they're going to be starting with 20 of last season's squad, which is fine, the last team to go up as Champions with under 90 points just finished bottom of League One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 4 June, 2017 Share Posted 4 June, 2017 Just a nice quick fact of the day. Historic average league position. Southampton - 17th Portsmouth - 39th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 There seems to be another Portsmyth going round on social media I can't find anywhere which confirms that this was actually said by Paisley. If anyone wants to prove me wrong than go ahead. Nevertheless, the lengths the skates go to for self-gratification is astonishing. One perhaps could say embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shance Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 There seems to be another Portsmyth going round on social media I can't find anywhere which confirms that this was actually said by Paisley. If anyone wants to prove me wrong than go ahead. Nevertheless, the lengths the skates go to for self-gratification is astonishing. One perhaps could say embarrassing. Can't find anything anywhere on that and I spent a while searching whilst bored at work. ****ing melts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 Whether it's true or not, I'm struggling to see how a quote about a previous iteration of the skates regarding playing at anfield 37 years ago is in any way relevant to..... well.... anything really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint si Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 And they lost 4-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 Has the hero-villain-ometer recovered from the bashing it took with Cook? It's going to need a bloody good service before Jackett is plugged into it - the thing has been running in the red zone for a year. With US funding it might be a good time to update the Passionometer too, that has been getting heavy use since they got into the top three. I realise infrastructure is something that only happens elsewhere, but this new guy really needs to look at those two key pillars of his theme park Fatpipes World - stadiums through the ages, a living museum. And if he thinks it's a sleeping beauty, he's in for a shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 Bob Paisley quotes. They dont get a mention. http://www.bobpaisley.com/article/2532 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 5 June, 2017 Share Posted 5 June, 2017 Whether it's true or not, I'm struggling to see how a quote about a previous iteration of the skates regarding playing at anfield 37 years ago is in any way relevant to..... well.... anything really. No way he said that, scousers are a sensitive lot and also bang on about their 'atmosphere'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 6 June, 2017 Share Posted 6 June, 2017 Bob Paisley quotes. They dont get a mention. http://www.bobpaisley.com/article/2532 Google hasn't heard of it. http://prntscr.com/fghvt2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 Man v Fat Football is coming to Portsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 I'm getting old. You couldn't possibly explain that cultural reference to me, old boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 word on the wire down are end of the ally saying Katrina being investigated by zee German police for tax evasion:blush: Surly not, that sort of thing only appens down our end A guv, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 word on the wire down are end of the ally saying Katrina being investigated by zee German police for tax evasion:blush: Surly not, that sort of thing only appens down our end A guv, No, it's her dad. Remember, the Wehrmacht Oberleutnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 No, it's her dad. Remember, the Wehrmacht Oberleutnant? Well he's got away with that one then,GRHS pray tell whot has a rank in zee German army have to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 word on the wire down are end of the ally saying Katrina being investigated by zee German police for tax evasion She's Swiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 She's Swiss that's no big deal mush! it's only a walk over the hill Mary f****n Poppins dunit with a clutch of kid's, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 Would that be the same Germans who investigated Bernie Ecclestone for tax evasion? The same tax evasion that when he was banged to rights and was certainly going to be found guilty when they went to court, they let him pay a fine and it all disappeared? If it is the same, then I'm sure she's got nothing to worry about that her bank account can't handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NI Saint Posted 7 June, 2017 Share Posted 7 June, 2017 Would that be the same Germans who investigated Bernie Ecclestone for tax evasion? The same tax evasion that when he was banged to rights and was certainly going to be found guilty when they went to court, they let him pay a fine and it all disappeared? It was a bribery case not tax evasion, he did have to pay a fine to the Germans of $100 million to not have to spend 10 years in a German prison. I don't think KL would be too keen if see was asked to pay a similar fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 8 June, 2017 Share Posted 8 June, 2017 Pompeys new kit launch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 8 June, 2017 Share Posted 8 June, 2017 that's no big deal mush! it's only a walk over the hill Mary f****n Poppins dunit with a clutch of kid's, I think your age is confusing your child hood films - it was Maria von Trapp who took a clutch of kids over the hill; and Mary f****n Poppins went over the roof tops (step in time) with **** van Dyke ( no relation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 8 June, 2017 Share Posted 8 June, 2017 I think your age is confusing your child hood films - it was Maria von Trapp who took a clutch of kids over the hill; and Mary f****n Poppins went over the roof tops (step in time) with **** van Dyke ( no relation)Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 9 June, 2017 Share Posted 9 June, 2017 I think your age is confusing your child hood films - it was Maria von Trapp who took a clutch of kids over the hill; and Mary f****n Poppins went over the roof tops (step in time) with **** van Dyke ( no relation) It was also filmed in Austria not Switzerland but hey.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 12 June, 2017 Share Posted 12 June, 2017 Whether it's true or not, I'm struggling to see how a quote about a previous iteration of the skates regarding playing at anfield 37 years ago is in any way relevant to..... well.... anything really. Why do they make this crap up? It's so weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 12 June, 2017 Share Posted 12 June, 2017 I think your age is confusing your child hood films - it was Maria von Trapp who took a clutch of kids over the hill; and Mary f****n Poppins went over the roof tops (step in time) with **** van Dyke ( no relation) Nicky boy, av a word with the silly pony fiddling ****, we all know it was the singing f***in nun, same actress, J Andrews, and whatever move she is in she's know as Mary f***in Poppins, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 13 June, 2017 Share Posted 13 June, 2017 Have they been taken over yet? I thought it was all plain sailing after the vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 13 June, 2017 Share Posted 13 June, 2017 Have they been taken over yet? I thought it was all plain sailing after the vote. Haggling over whether the new ground will be a 130,000,000,000,000 or 150,000,000,000,000 capacity stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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