Lord Duckhunter Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 You must be a bit of numpty if you have to google a guy called camdijk. I would have thought the clue is in the name. I'm off to sign up as skateletissier. Hope he doesn't google me Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 What all of 1 second to google - yeah lots of time wasted there then. Members do not want you lot on there, their board I abide by their wishes. You only want to go on there so you can cut and paste stuff all over here anyway Fu_ck me sideways, what a precious bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 I've been a member there for years and never outed. My name is Physhphucking****z. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 A quick google weeded him out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 (edited) Members do not want you lot on there We have to put up with Pompey fans on our main board, as the mods turn a blind eye to the several that do post, despite them being easy to spot... Edited 3 April, 2017 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 Let's be honest though, it's not as if the skates can bring much in the way of argument anymore is it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 What all of 1 second to google - yeah lots of time wasted there then. Members do not want you lot on there, their board I abide by their wishes. You only want to go on there so you can cut and paste stuff all over here anyway A cousin of mine is a skate and fancies a laugh, I mean wants to know everything PFC with the exciting times on the horizon... How would he go about becoming a member..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 Posting the ramblings from twitter is a decent alternative to POL anyway Although, when I registered a few months ago, I used a Pompey IP address, so it looks like they're refusing everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 Let's be honest though, it's not as if the skates can bring much in the way of argument anymore is it Oh yes they can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 What all of 1 second to google - yeah lots of time wasted there then. Members do not want you lot on there, their board I abide by their wishes. You only want to go on there so you can cut and paste stuff all over here anyway Bunch of throbbing ones t boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 Oh yes they can. Ok point taken. I'll amend to: It's not as if the skates can bring much in the way of an argument that is actually true or relevant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 April, 2017 Share Posted 3 April, 2017 Truth? Meh. Portsmyths are much more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 4 April, 2017 Share Posted 4 April, 2017 Skate in "its my ball and you`re not playing with it" shocker.... But you are right we do want to look so someone can cut and paste the utterly deluded rambings on here... In fairness too the ball is probably not paid for..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 5 April, 2017 Share Posted 5 April, 2017 Factless thinks it's "potentially 1 million over the next 5 seasons" http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/heavy-cost-of-keeping-pompey-s-home-fit-for-football-1-7888376 "Timeless Charm" So they never got that clock fixed then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 5 April, 2017 Share Posted 5 April, 2017 A cousin of mine is a skate and fancies a laugh, I mean wants to know everything PFC with the exciting times on the horizon... How would he go about becoming a member..? Tell him we're better informed here, with a far higher grasp of basic company accounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 6 April, 2017 Share Posted 6 April, 2017 A cousin of mine is a skate and fancies a laugh, I mean wants to know everything PFC with the exciting times on the horizon... How would he go about becoming a member..? Tell him to send me his details. I'm running a new initiative. It's called "Friends of POL". The way it works is he can buy a share in FOPOL for a grand, and he'll get a regular transparent newsletter about all the top secret private stuff going on at Pompey. And he'll also get a very transparent share certificate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 6 April, 2017 Share Posted 6 April, 2017 Tell him to send me his details. I'm running a new initiative. It's called "Friends of POL". The way it works is he can buy a share in FOPOL for a grand, and he'll get a regular transparent newsletter about all the top secret private stuff going on at Pompey. And he'll also get a very transparent share certificate. Please mail him directly on 'deludedskate@fatpipes.co.uk' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 6 April, 2017 Share Posted 6 April, 2017 Section of the Pompey fans not obsessed by the scummers? Doesn't look like it judging by Merovingian's post. Just need the toy salesman back as well now - what was his name? Never go on POL as with this thread and the power of cut and paste, there's no need! Besides, there's plenty of comedy material minus POL at the blue end of the M27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 There's plenty of stuff to laugh at on other forums. Take this for example. The very top thread of this forum is 'Pompey draws that live long in the memory' They love to celebrate a draw. And of course their big draw at St Marys comes up which apparently cost us the title [emoji23] http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=690243 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 Ah yes, today is 'David Norris Day' - that famous day that cost us promotion, prevented their relegation and changed history forever. Oh. They are utter nobodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 Pompey fans in selective history recognition shocker. (i.e. good stuff the previous football club did = celebrate; bad stuff the previous football club did = airbrush) Either way, celebrating a draw from a season we got promoted and they got relegated is the epitome of how tinpot they've become. Long may it continue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 I was looking forward to watching Decline and Fall, but I was disappointed to learn that apparently it's not a documentary about Portsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 Are you thinking of the Mickey Mouse Club by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 Ah yes, today is 'David Norris Day' - that famous day that cost us promotion, prevented their relegation and changed history forever. Oh. They are utter nobodies. Nice that they have something to keep themselves warm whilst they are out in the cold, never to return. Poor lost souls. I will credit them something though. The very next season they managed to exit League 1 at their very first attempt. That is some going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 onderwhy Posted on 07/04/2017 07:29 Pompey Supermarket Report Message | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message Always wondered why football clubs don't open their own supermarkets selling their own brands of merchandise ie Cornflakes,baked beans etc etc car /house insurance the options are limitless and if the club were making money on it even like a £1 mark up per shopper could bring in vital resources as long as they did not get greedy. How many people would do there shopping at Pompey supermarket.25000 shoppers a week = £25000 pays the wages of 4 or 5 players. Bargain basement surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 (edited) Happy Billy Sharp day. The day one man scored 2 goals to send us top of the league securing a vital point on our way to promotion and taking 2 points from the blue few on their way to relegation. Good times. If only we didn't lose to Reading or Middlesbrough following this result we would have won the league. Never mind. Edited 7 April, 2017 by Golden Balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 onderwhy Posted on 07/04/2017 07:29 Pompey Supermarket Report Message | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message Always wondered why football clubs don't open their own supermarkets selling their own brands of merchandise ie Cornflakes,baked beans etc etc car /house insurance the options are limitless and if the club were making money on it even like a £1 mark up per shopper could bring in vital resources as long as they did not get greedy. How many people would do there shopping at Pompey supermarket.25000 shoppers a week = £25000 pays the wages of 4 or 5 players. Bargain basement surely #tinpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 onderwhy Posted on 07/04/2017 07:29 Pompey Supermarket Report Message | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message Always wondered why football clubs don't open their own supermarkets selling their own brands of merchandise ie Cornflakes,baked beans etc etc car /house insurance the options are limitless and if the club were making money on it even like a £1 mark up per shopper could bring in vital resources as long as they did not get greedy. How many people would do there shopping at Pompey supermarket.25000 shoppers a week = £25000 pays the wages of 4 or 5 players. Bargain basement surely Anyone fancy pointing out to the deluded skate numbnuts that most 'normal' football clubs do exactly this! They generally call it the club shop / store / megastore and in them they sell their own brands of merchandise! They don't go as far as selling cornflakes or baked beans as that would be a little bit mental. Some clubs even go so far as to sell financial products Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint si Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39532082? Biggest spenders on agents fees in league two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 7 April, 2017 Share Posted 7 April, 2017 onderwhy Posted on 07/04/2017 07:29 Pompey Supermarket Report Message | Email Message To A Friend | Reply To Message Always wondered why football clubs don't open their own supermarkets selling their own brands of merchandise ie Cornflakes,baked beans etc etc car /house insurance the options are limitless and if the club were making money on it even like a £1 mark up per shopper could bring in vital resources as long as they did not get greedy. How many people would do there shopping at Pompey supermarket.25000 shoppers a week = £25000 pays the wages of 4 or 5 players. Bargain basement surely Don't suppose Tesco would mind having a Poundland on their property ;-)...not going to affect the necrophilia business at the fish counter :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39532082? Biggest spenders on agents fees in league two. And bigger than all but 5 in League 1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 25000 a week! Be lucky to get 25, and then only if it had a wet fish counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39532082? Biggest spenders on agents fees in league two. Spend spend spend. Nothing will ever change down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 It just proves again that are an absolutely massive club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 cruuuuzzziiinnn!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 cruuuuzzziiinnn!!!!!!!...to third spot in League 2. Well done skate, success of a kind at the fourth attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 cruuuuzzziiinnn!!!!!!! It's taken long enough! [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 Not bad for a football club that's only been in existence for 5 years. Looking forward to the chuckles next season already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 cruuuuzzziiinnn!!!!!!! like the Titanic, that iceberg is there waiting for yo uMack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 8 April, 2017 Share Posted 8 April, 2017 cruuuuzzziiinnn!!!!!!! :mcinnes: Pompey are 3rd in the 4th tier ffs! Very strange thing to be proud of! - Pompey out of 92 English league clubs are 71st - Saints out of 92 English league clubs are 9th 9th vs 71st The gulf is vast between the two clubs. We are and likely will remain light years ahead of you in terms of... - team quality - stadium infrastructure - fanbase size - training ground quality - academy quality etc etc ...for the foreseeable future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 April, 2017 Share Posted 9 April, 2017 :mcinnes: Pompey are 3rd in the 4th tier ffs! Very strange thing to be proud of! - Pompey out of 92 English league clubs are 71st - Saints out of 92 English league clubs are 9th 9th vs 71st The gulf is vast between the two clubs. We are and likely will remain light years ahead of you in terms of... - team quality - stadium infrastructure - fanbase size - training ground quality - academy quality etc etc ...for the foreseeable future! you don't get Mack's humour do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 So Pompey have won Community club of the year in the EFL. Outstanding achievement. They should get bonus points for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 you don't get Mack's humour do you? THIS!!! I wouldn't be surprised if he was in fact a scummah, if not one of the very few of the phew who can see it for what it is and still keeps his/her sense of humour ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 you don't get Mack's humour do you? He doesn't get humour in general, he's a damn weird one to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 In random Pompey news, Tony Adams has been appointed the head coach of Granada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 THIS!!! I wouldn't be surprised if he was in fact a scummah, if not one of the very few of the phew who can see it for what it is and still keeps his/her sense of humour ;-) Don't fret my pony fiddling friends, All is not lost, there's still time for the scouse c**t at the helm to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Nar Nicky boy they don't get it, n iv'e still got all my teeth, n havent worn my knuckles out yet, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 Don't fret my pony fiddling friends, All is not lost, there's still time for the scouse c**t at the helm to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Nar Nicky boy they don't get it, n iv'e still got all my teeth, n havent worn my knuckles out yet, As we suspected, not a true Skate then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 10 April, 2017 Share Posted 10 April, 2017 Interesting article on Swansea's buyout: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39554771 There may be trouble ahead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 11 April, 2017 Share Posted 11 April, 2017 Don't fret my pony fiddling friends, All is not lost, there's still time for the scouse c**t at the helm to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Nar Nicky boy they don't get it, n iv'e still got all my teeth, n havent worn my knuckles out yet, dont worry going up in 3rd will be seen as the greatest triumph since Hilary and Tensing climbed Everest. Your journalist at the News will portray the event as a day of national importance. Penny will ask for it to made a National Holiday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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