hutch Posted 3 August, 2016 Share Posted 3 August, 2016 I'm pretty sure there was no Tesco money in their accounts last year. Not suggesting there's anything dodgy, but curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 3 August, 2016 Share Posted 3 August, 2016 Big feature on South Today for their upcoming hopes. The fans basically saying 'this year is their year', the players want to do it for the passionate fans of the biggest club outside of London, the same old Portsmyths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 3 August, 2016 Share Posted 3 August, 2016 I've just been told (in all seriousness with no joking at all) that they've sold more season tickets than us? I just replied with "why lie?" I don't get it. 12k STs is a good effort for that level. Why not just enjoy that? Why make stuff up to pretend they're somehow bigger and better. Worst of all, they believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 3 August, 2016 Share Posted 3 August, 2016 I've just been told (in all seriousness with no joking at all) that they've sold more season tickets than us? I just replied with "why lie?" I don't get it. 12k STs is a good effort for that level. Why not just enjoy that? Why make stuff up to pretend they're somehow bigger and better. Worst of all, they believe it. Think of it as clickbait for the hard of thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 3 August, 2016 Share Posted 3 August, 2016 I was offered that ludicrous myth the other week so it is now a fact on Portsea. Tis written in stone, it cannot be denied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 Big feature on South Today for their upcoming hopes. The fans basically saying 'this year is their year', the players want to do it for the passionate fans of the biggest club outside of London, the same old Portsmyths. This year COULD be the year!!!!! The year that they rise up to the greater and more difficult challenge of, um, the THIRD tier........Baby steps, skates, baby steps. Maybe another couple of years practice at the very bottom would be a better idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 Let's be honest. This year SHOULD be their year after 3 seasons of impressing us with their ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. If they truly have the resources they keep banging on about, constructing a squad to get out of league two is surely a mere exercise in bringing in the right players to compliment the wealth of talent they already have. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 Interviewed on Solent, Champagne Ian said that unless they get promoted this season "my tenure won't have been a success." Presumably the first 2 attempts don't count then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 I've just been told (in all seriousness with no joking at all) that they've sold more season tickets than us? I just replied with "why lie?" I don't get it. 12k STs is a good effort for that level. Why not just enjoy that? Why make stuff up to pretend they're somehow bigger and better. Worst of all, they believe it. Tbf, we've given away 23,000 season tickets to Syrian immigrants. It's a fact guv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 I've just been told (in all seriousness with no joking at all) that they've sold more season tickets than us? I just replied with "why lie?" I don't get it. 12k STs is a good effort for that level. Why not just enjoy that? Why make stuff up to pretend they're somehow bigger and better. Worst of all, they believe it. Given their level of support they are a natural Championship level team - but they are long way from having the infrastructure and organisation solid Championship teams have. If the fans could drop the delusions and get over themselves they could really enjoy the rise from the depths, just as we did. But they wont. They will always have a chippy resentment towards us, and thats why they'll always be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 Two more players signed - that's 11 over the summer, the full set. Strange for a team that was going to sign just a few additions and go away for a summer camp to train, not gel. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-seal-double-swoop-1-7511422 More evidence of an unfit skipper at the helm perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 (edited) When in doubt ........ Spend Edited 4 August, 2016 by Gemmel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 It's the hope that'll kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 More evidence of an unfit skipper at the helm perhaps? Bit harsh. He's probably reasonably competent when sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 Bit harsh. He's probably reasonably competent when sober Screw the skates, I'm putting that on my OWN CV!!.......I feel I am a good team player, reasonably competent when sober. Now I'll just wait for the job offers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 4 August, 2016 Share Posted 4 August, 2016 "... Banqueting department is functioning well" Mark Catlin ROFL. Answers on a postcard. What's a Pompey banquet? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/catlin-fans-backing-handed-pompey-budget-rise-1-7510453 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 "... Banqueting department is functioning well" Mark Catlin ROFL. Answers on a postcard. What's a Pompey banquet? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/catlin-fans-backing-handed-pompey-budget-rise-1-7510453 Beggars banquet? Substitute the stones in their pomp for the phew: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 The silver service waitress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 Beggars banquet? Substitute the stones in their pomp for the phew: That's not the Few, theres no drums, bells, or young boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 Plenty of bellends though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 "... Banqueting department is functioning well" Mark Catlin ROFL. Answers on a postcard. What's a Pompey banquet? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/catlin-fans-backing-handed-pompey-budget-rise-1-7510453 Debbie from Copnor on a bench seat I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 For most optimistic, substitute it for most deluded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 Surely there is some sort of mistake? Only one of their matches being the most anticipated?! And only in third place?! This cannot be correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 Surely there is some sort of mistake? Only one of their matches being the most anticipated?! And only in third place?! This cannot be correct First should be "Sticking pins in my eyes" surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 5 August, 2016 Share Posted 5 August, 2016 For most optimistic, substitute it for most deluded #deludedmost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 They're not deluded at all, Pompey are actually the biggest club in League 1. "I stepped down because of the potential. If we get promoted to League One, who will be the biggest club in that division? I’m already there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 They're not deluded at all, Pompey are actually the biggest club in League 1. "I stepped down because of the potential. If we get promoted to League One, who will be the biggest club in that division? I’m already there." I think what p!sses people off is their incessant 'we're the biggest/bestest/noisiest/best-loved/most-supported/most-deservingest/most-entitledest/most-cup-winningest...' sorry I've just lost the will to live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 That is the funniest addition to the media template that I've seen in ages! Nice to see the old favourites are still there though - passion, sell-outs, sleepy giant, massive wage increase etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 I might have read this before. ‘But when a club of Portsmouth’s size come calling you can’t really turn it down. ‘It’s great to get it done and I’m looking forward to getting going. ‘The club speaks for itself. You only have to look at the fanbase. ‘It’s a massive club which shouldn’t be in this league. Read more at: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/new-defender-s-pompey-promise-1-7514048 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 ‘The club speaks for itself. You only have to look at the fanbase' TCWTB speaks for the state of the club alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nta786 Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 What a start for the Fratton Park faithful Losing at home to Carlisle atm 1-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 The referee has clearly been overawed by the occasion by not disallowing that goal, whilst Carlisle are upping their game in the biggest match of their careers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 That was in their script right? A Carlisle goal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 I know for a fact Carlisle have never played in a cup final like this before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Carlisle will never have experienced sunny weather either. I assume most of the faithful will be bare breasted in such conditions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CumbrianSaint Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Please let this be the day I've waited for the past couple of years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Currently 23rd of 24 in the 'As it Stands' League 2 table. Only 45.5 matches to go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Hm, and have been playing against 10 men since the 29th minute. Still only 1-1 at the moment though, but I can't see them not winning it against 10 even with Carlisle's goal threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 So, how late do we reckon they're going to get this winner against ten men, at home? 84 minutes on the clock, an hour against 10 men so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 The open top bus " we got a point" parade is looking likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Somewhat distracted by Newport conceding a 93rd minute goal at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Joint top again. Only a point, but it was the bestest point in the world so it's worth 2 bonus points... It's just that the conniving, dastardly FA are unlikely to award them to bonus points as its not in the football association rule book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Joint top after 1 game, despite plucky Carlisle with 10 men kicking lumps out of the heroic blue heroes and heroically battling back at the park, spurred on by a 200,000 sell out bestest fans roaring them on to victory to get a point, no thanks to the referee who is conspiring with the EFL and Sky to stop them on their deserved path to promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 LOLz. 1-1. Playing an hour at home against 10 men. Lovely stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Oh my days, looks like to be a bumper season of near misses for the phew again. The joke that just gets better and better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 How heroic, joint top already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Oops, reports on twitter suggests a few boos as well at the final whistle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Fan Dan Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 They had 22 shots to Carlisle's 2. I think I can hear the boos from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Oops, reports on twitter suggests a few boos as well at the final whistle Must have been the Carlisle fans. We know they NEVER boo their own. [emoji12] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 6 August, 2016 Share Posted 6 August, 2016 Oops, reports on twitter suggests a few boos as well at the final whistle Nope, it was just the most passionest doing the Icelandic chant without any breaks in the 'oooooooh-ing' ... Definitely not boos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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