Crab Lungs Posted 9 April, 2016 Posted 9 April, 2016 "relive pompey's open top bus parade". They really have become the football club that parody's this very thread! It's genuinely pathetic. They really do think they've got a history, don't they? Next they'll be crowdfunding a glorious museum so people from every corner of the world can revel in this illustrious mammoth of a football club.
Katalinic Posted 9 April, 2016 Posted 9 April, 2016 It's genuinely pathetic. They really do think they've got a history, don't they? Next they'll be crowdfunding a glorious museum so people from every corner of the world can revel in this illustrious mammoth of a football club. If it was me it would be the last thing I would want to go to - a reminder of why and how the club had fallen so far. On reflection maybe we should all go
St Lej Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Pompey fans view on Le Tissier below, from their forum....(brace yourselves) f Le Conc had joined Pompey like he could have, he would have got used to proper atmospheric crowds, and playing like a bloke in front of real fans. He probably would be a much more rounded individual and won more caps. Instead he played for Scumpton in front of tiny crowds who thought he was the best thing they had ever seen (and still do) As Pompey have had a lot more history, he would have been just another good player, but at Scumpton be became Le God because of their near total lack of success, and their fans ridiculous love of him meant that he felt he could never go anywhere else and be loved the same. This is where his lack of confidence comes from. That is why he had so much reticence for leaving the club, and why he couldn't play well for England. He effectively needed to have an arm around him playing for another club ie Chelsea / England, and didn't get it. They wouldn't have fitted the team around him either beacuse they had other players who could win games single handedly. Scumpton effectively killed his England career by treating him like an all conquering hero, even though all he ever did was save them from promotion a few times with his underachieving team mates.
eurosaint Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Pompey fans view on Le Tissier below, from their forum....(brace yourselves) f Le Conc had joined Pompey like he could have, he would have got used to proper atmospheric crowds, and playing like a bloke in front of real fans. He probably would be a much more rounded individual and won more caps. Instead he played for Scumpton in front of tiny crowds who thought he was the best thing they had ever seen (and still do) As Pompey have had a lot more history, he would have been just another good player, but at Scumpton be became Le God because of their near total lack of success, and their fans ridiculous love of him meant that he felt he could never go anywhere else and be loved the same. This is where his lack of confidence comes from. That is why he had so much reticence for leaving the club, and why he couldn't play well for England. He effectively needed to have an arm around him playing for another club ie Chelsea / England, and didn't get it. They wouldn't have fitted the team around him either beacuse they had other players who could win games single handedly. Scumpton effectively killed his England career by treating him like an all conquering hero, even though all he ever did was save them from promotion a few times with his underachieving team mates. I wonder why he would do that, particularly as we were always in the top league in his time If only we had real heroes like N****o Kanu and Sol Campbell ? (btw did they ever get the monies the sued them for ?)
Batman Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 if le tiss could have joined pompey, he would have seriously, WTF? why didnt he then?
LGTL Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 They can only ever dream of having such a talent. I can therefore forgive their jealousy.
Huffton Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Dear god, the word delusion was actually invented especially for them.
St Lej Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 The bitterness over there about him is utterly bizarre and pathetic, they're all piping in with why he actually wasn't very good! You couldn't make it up.
hutch Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 You couldn't make it up. Fortunately, we don't need to.
Mr Biscuits Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Pompey fans view on Le Tissier below, from their forum....(brace yourselves) f Le Conc had joined Pompey like he could have, he would have got used to proper atmospheric crowds, and playing like a bloke in front of real fans. He probably would be a much more rounded individual and won more caps. Instead he played for Scumpton in front of tiny crowds who thought he was the best thing they had ever seen (and still do) As Pompey have had a lot more history, he would have been just another good player, but at Scumpton be became Le God because of their near total lack of success, and their fans ridiculous love of him meant that he felt he could never go anywhere else and be loved the same. This is where his lack of confidence comes from. That is why he had so much reticence for leaving the club, and why he couldn't play well for England. He effectively needed to have an arm around him playing for another club ie Chelsea / England, and didn't get it. They wouldn't have fitted the team around him either beacuse they had other players who could win games single handedly. Scumpton effectively killed his England career by treating him like an all conquering hero, even though all he ever did was save them from promotion a few times with his underachieving team mates. Oh my.... Did someone really say that? How childish
FloridaMarlin Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 They cheered Le Tiss to the rafters when he played at the Tumbledown Temple for Alan Knight's testimonial. If I recall, they even praised him and saw the funny side for his cheeky humour in revealing his Saints shirt. Perhaps their delusion comes from the fact he wore a p****y shirt that day.
rallyboy Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Xavi? What does he know! Mick Quinn was better than Le Tissier, and faster. Fact.
rallyboy Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Now Carlton Palmer, he was a player! I'll never forget the day I saw him clear a corner - it was incredible.
CB Fry Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 Pompey fans view on Le Tissier below, from their forum....(brace yourselves) f Le Conc had joined Pompey like he could have, he would have got used to proper atmospheric crowds, and playing like a bloke in front of real fans. He probably would be a much more rounded individual and won more caps. Instead he played for Scumpton in front of tiny crowds who thought he was the best thing they had ever seen (and still do) As Pompey have had a lot more history, he would have been just another good player, but at Scumpton be became Le God because of their near total lack of success, and their fans ridiculous love of him meant that he felt he could never go anywhere else and be loved the same. This is where his lack of confidence comes from. That is why he had so much reticence for leaving the club, and why he couldn't play well for England. He effectively needed to have an arm around him playing for another club ie Chelsea / England, and didn't get it. They wouldn't have fitted the team around him either beacuse they had other players who could win games single handedly. Scumpton effectively killed his England career by treating him like an all conquering hero, even though all he ever did was save them from promotion a few times with his underachieving team mates. That reads like a wind up to me.
Pamplemousse Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 They were celebrating 'David Norris Day' last week, the famous goal that saved them from relegation and stopped us from going up, of course.
St Lej Posted 10 April, 2016 Posted 10 April, 2016 That reads like a wind up to me. I thought that at first, but the last couple of paragraphs, coupled with other posts on the thread from the same guy, lead me to conclude sadly not. There's plenty of others on there with similarly bitter delusional views, but that one in particular stood out
Danbert Posted 11 April, 2016 Posted 11 April, 2016 The thrilling day Mick Williams forgot to turn his phone off in court:
alehouseboys Posted 11 April, 2016 Posted 11 April, 2016 Pompey fans view on Le Tissier below, from their forum....(brace yourselves) f Le Conc had joined Pompey like he could have, he would have got used to proper atmospheric crowds, and playing like a bloke in front of real fans. He probably would be a much more rounded individual and won more caps. Instead he played for Scumpton in front of tiny crowds who thought he was the best thing they had ever seen (and still do) As Pompey have had a lot more history, he would have been just another good player, but at Scumpton be became Le God because of their near total lack of success, and their fans ridiculous love of him meant that he felt he could never go anywhere else and be loved the same. This is where his lack of confidence comes from. That is why he had so much reticence for leaving the club, and why he couldn't play well for England. He effectively needed to have an arm around him playing for another club ie Chelsea / England, and didn't get it. They wouldn't have fitted the team around him either beacuse they had other players who could win games single handedly. Scumpton effectively killed his England career by treating him like an all conquering hero, even though all he ever did was save them from promotion a few times with his underachieving team mates. So in the 3 year period Le Tiss made his England appearances, and while playing in the top flight in front of "tiny crowds" he could have been turning out for plucky little p*mpey at the fr*tton cauldron. Hang on, over those 3 years their average home attendance was (I'm sure it must be a mistake) 8,200, 9,400 and 8,800. Massive
The9 Posted 11 April, 2016 Posted 11 April, 2016 So in the 3 year period Le Tiss made his England appearances, and while playing in the top flight in front of "tiny crowds" he could have been turning out for plucky little p*mpey at the fr*tton cauldron. Hang on, over those 3 years their average home attendance was (I'm sure it must be a mistake) 8,200, 9,400 and 8,800. Massive In the second tier. Where they were for the 14 years from 1988. Can't imagine why Le Tiss didn't want to...
Weston Super Saint Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 To be fair to the inbred that posted that statement, he did say MLT 'could have' joined them. In the same way that Maradonna 'could have' been their manager in the prem and they 'could have' drained all the water from Portsmouth Harbour to make the bestest potty stadium in the world or that Riquelme 'could have' joined them when they were in the prem. On the sceptic isle, starting a sentence with 'could have' [or the much greater spotted 'could of'], makes things far more believable for the simpletons and becomes the basis upon which 'facts' are created.
rallyboy Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 So to sum up, Le Tissier was a useless and lonely individual who craved affection and couldn't trap a bag of cement - but had be played in front of their toothless cross-eyed crowds of 8,000 they could have turned him into a decent player?... And why are we having this debate? Have they run out of stuff to talk about down there?
Golden Balls Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 I know this goes against the grain but working every day on the dark side, most Pompey fans have a lot of respect for MLT. They hate him because of how good he was for us. But most appreciate his genius and that he's a nice bloke.
Golden Balls Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 (edited) Just seen Paul Cook driving into Port Solent and then parking near David Lloyd holding his mobile to his ear. Are there any rules they won't break? For those that care, he drives a 65 plate black BMW (5 series I think) M sport. Edited 12 April, 2016 by Golden Balls
suewhistle Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 They cheered Le Tiss to the rafters when he played at the Tumbledown Temple for Alan Knight's testimonial. At the end they also chucked concrete bits of Krap over the wall into the visitor's enclosure and we were kept in for at least half an hour.. Mind you, as the police liaison officer said "Haven't seen some of these lads for years and years...".
Mr Biscuits Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 So to sum up, Le Tissier was a useless and lonely individual who craved affection and couldn't trap a bag of cement - but had be played in front of their toothless cross-eyed crowds of 8,000 they could have turned him into a decent player?... And why are we having this debate? Have they run out of stuff to talk about down there? Hardly a debate, more sort of pointing and laughing. Again. Tbh it's just another skate showing off the massive chip on his shoulder. I'm willing to bet he's the type that begins frothing at the mouth at the mere mention of the bigger club up the better end of the M27. As I said before, the whole statement is very childish.
spyinthesky Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 Just think there is a reasonable chance of Saints, AFCB and Brighton all playing in the Prem and Eastleigh joining Pompey in Division 4 (aka L2) next season Wonder what are the odds of that happening and, if it did, what would be the scale of meltdown with our historical/hysterical rivals if Eastleigh ended up in a higher position in Div 4?
Katalinic Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 Just seen Paul Cook driving into Port Solent and then parking near David Lloyd holding his mobile to his ear. Are there no rules they won't break? For those that care, he drives a 65 plate black BMW (5 series I think) M sport. Bluetooth is standard so maybe it was a revolver.
CB Fry Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 Just think there is a reasonable chance of Saints, AFCB and Brighton all playing in the Prem and Eastleigh joining Pompey in Division 4 (aka L2) next season Wonder what are the odds of that happening and, if it did, what would be the scale of meltdown with our historical/hysterical rivals if Eastleigh ended up in a higher position in Div 4? If BHA come up and the blue few stay down the absolute fury from down the road will be epic. You won't be able to move for newspaper articles/football focus/SSN/etc features about "the rise of south coast football" and not mentioning them. Of course, they'll be happy in their little world of "real football" and won't be jealous at all no way, no sir.
Mr Biscuits Posted 12 April, 2016 Posted 12 April, 2016 If BHA come up and the blue few stay down the absolute fury from down the road will be epic. You won't be able to move for newspaper articles/football focus/SSN/etc features about "the rise of south coast football" and not mentioning them. Of course, they'll be happy in their little world of "real football" and won't be jealous at all no way, no sir. What a thing of beauty that would be, especially if Eastleigh got into League Two and the skates failed in the playoffs Dear lord the inferiority complex of your average skate would be in over drive for the entire season, they'd be twitching more than redknapp at the mere mention of it.
Pamplemousse Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 the likes of scum think they're this big club, so when a near relegated team wins the league, it puts the whole systems nose out of joint and shows up clubs who have done nothing season after season despite the bigger budget or better academy etc. And on POL, on a thread about half and half scarves, this image cropped up...
hutch Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 (edited) If BHA come up and the blue few stay down the absolute fury from down the road will be epic. You won't be able to move for newspaper articles/football focus/SSN/etc features about "the rise of south coast football" and not mentioning them. Of course, they'll be happy in their little world of "real football" and won't be jealous at all no way, no sir. There won't be time for jealousy. They'll be far too busy planning the celebrations for the sixty-seventh anniversary of winning the First Division title on goal average. You remember goal average? It was a number people used to be able to work out in the old days using long division before electric calculators were invented. Edited 13 April, 2016 by hutch
Mr Biscuits Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 And on POL, on a thread about half and half scarves, this image cropped up... How interesting, in the corner of the skates grotto dedicated to Kippershed Utd is a book from Postsecret. For those that don't know, Postsecret is an ongoing art project dedicated to suicide prevention....... How delightfully ironic
Weston Super Saint Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 How interesting, in the corner of the skates grotto dedicated to Kippershed Utd is a book from Postsecret. For those that don't know, Postsecret is an ongoing art project dedicated to suicide prevention....... How delightfully ironic To be fair, all those books look brand new so I doubt he's ever read it....
Mr Biscuits Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 Well the concept of the art project is that you write one of your innermost secrets on a postcard and post it to a certain address so it's mostly pictures anyway........
CB Saint Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 And on POL, on a thread about half and half scarves, this image cropped up... Wonder how many Tifosi have laid out their half and half scarf on the side like that
rallyboy Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 The same number that considered they had just experienced the best atmosphere in world football.
Mr Biscuits Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 The same number that considered they had just experienced the best atmosphere in world football. Square root of f*ck all then
St Lej Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 In the eyes of a Pompey fan, the Premiership is now riddled with "plastic fans" , lifeless stadiums, obscene money and huge debts. Only since their demise has this been the case though. Conveniently when they were in the Prem it was brilliant. They'd never want to go back to the Prem, no way. Not at all. Nasty Premier League. It's only pure coincidence that this theory happens to coincide with their football team clearly not being capable of ever returning to Premier League. Pure coincidence.
Hatch Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 another cup final this Saturday, Plymouth at home , the team directly above them. If they lose, 6th will probably be the best they can hope for. and in other news, Pompey reject Ricky Holmes, not good enough for the Fratton star line up has been nominated for L2 player of the year.
Pamplemousse Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/south-coast-not-lol The choice for number 11 is rather surprising. I'm amazed they didn't choose the most passionest and bestest stadium in the whole of the footballing world.
Mr Biscuits Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 another cup final this Saturday, Plymouth at home , the team directly above them. If they lose, 6th will probably be the best they can hope for. and in other news, Pompey reject Ricky Holmes, not good enough for the Fratton star line up has been nominated for L2 player of the year. SKY/FL conspiracy. Clearly.
Waterside.saint Posted 13 April, 2016 Posted 13 April, 2016 And on POL, on a thread about half and half scarves, this image cropped up... Dear Lord, its a shrine to gaptoothiest bestestness
The9 Posted 14 April, 2016 Posted 14 April, 2016 I'm MOST disappointed that they haven't yet buggered up the "logo on the programme spine" thing by accidentally duplicating a week, I'd have had them down as certainties for that.
trousers Posted 14 April, 2016 Posted 14 April, 2016 Pompey fans showing yet again why they are the bestest role models in the whole wide world... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-issue-supporter-warning-1-7329519 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-statement-regarding-pyrotechnics-3059240.aspx Trust chairman Ashley Brown added: ‘Thankfully we managed to get the win in the end on Saturday and no-one was hurt, but if this sort of behaviour continues the club will be subject to heavy fines or potentially even receive supporter or points related sanctions. That would be a shame...
Mr Biscuits Posted 14 April, 2016 Posted 14 April, 2016 Pompey fans showing yet again why they are the bestest role models in the whole wide world... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-issue-supporter-warning-1-7329519 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-statement-regarding-pyrotechnics-3059240.aspx That would be a shame... Points deduction? FL would only apply that when it benefitted the fishy few the most so not this season then.
Hatch Posted 14 April, 2016 Posted 14 April, 2016 Whats the point of putting the appeal in the papers, the chances of the web fingered freaks reading it are about 1 in a trillion.
Pamplemousse Posted 14 April, 2016 Posted 14 April, 2016 From POL Never really seen the harm with the odd smoke canister, used effectively they create stunning visuals although it needs to be a big crowd really. That rules out the PFC Ultras then
TopGun Posted 14 April, 2016 Posted 14 April, 2016 Perhaps TCWTB and his band of tomfools could use a smoke canister in one of their extravaganzas.
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