trousers Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Oh no, it looks like the natives are revolting. They've been revolting for as long as I can remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 I really don't understand why so many Nutjobs keep thinking they should actually walk this league. Pompey are actually that ****. They are at the right level.* *Operationally - morally and ethically they should be outside the Football League. They are the biggest club in that league. Which is why their constant failure is absolutely hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Some cracking stuff over on the POL message board. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/index.php Among the many reasons given for calling for Cook's head, is that perhaps he isn't used to dealing with the intense media attention that comes with the job. That intense media attention will be from the compliant and puppy-dog-eager-to-please News, Radio Solent, Radio Lollipop community radio and an agency to provide the three or four paragraphs that get into those national newspapers that feign interest in covering League Two. A trust member this week proudly told me they are debt free, have half a million pound in the bank and everything is going fantastically. Yes, you are debt-free as you wiped off £135m worth of debt as though it never existed. The insouciance and laissez-faire attitude with which he told me they were debt-free is absolutely astounding and really shows they have no morals and just don't and didn't care how they stiffed HMRC and the local economy. I suspect the half million pound in the bank is monopoly money but it sounds as though rather than perform the novelty for them of paying some bills on time they will be using it in the emergency loan period to fund the signing of more expensive has-beens, although the way things are going they might need it to pay off Cook (although it's more likely he will have to drag them kicking and screaming through the courts to get his severance pay from the serial non-payers). I think we naively believed the advent of the trust would create a new dawn at the Fortress of Fibs and I'm sure that some of us were even secretly hoping they would have a (small) measure of success to show that honesty and integrity pay off. But no. The trust are no different from the previous owners. They will go as far as they can and get away with whatever they can in the pursuit of success. Community-based and fan-owned? Like the child maimer , The Invisible Prince, The Pension Thief and the other undesirables, they will not hesitate to screw their own community while pulling the wool over their eyes. Two months ago he was telling me what a great manager they have in Cook, now they are already looking to replace him, and that's the problem with having a supposedly fan-owned club. The fans in charge think they know how to run a football club when they are no more qualified and have the same knee-jerk reactions to any fans ranting and raving on any club message board. As long as this bunch are in charge this thread will keep going and we will have plenty of fun at their expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Some cracking stuff over on the POL message board. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/index.php Among the many reasons given for calling for Cook's head, is that perhaps he isn't used to dealing with the intense media attention that comes with the job. That intense media attention will be from the compliant and puppy-dog-eager-to-please News, Radio Solent, Radio Lollipop community radio and an agency to provide the three or four paragraphs that get into those national newspapers that feign interest in covering League Two. A trust member this week proudly told me they are debt free, have half a million pound in the bank and everything is going fantastically. . If their wage bill is 2.5m a year or suchlike they will need that £500,000 to pay the wages between now and when the next batch of season ticket money starts coming in. Good to hear they won't be going into debt to pay those. I mean if they have financial problems with the fans at the helm after they have blamed all the previous dodgy owners for their troubles, they would become the laughing stock of football...oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 I suspect the half million pound in the bank is monopoly money It's all they've got left from theTesco hush money. That's gonna be a real humdinger of a stadium redevelopment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Here's that hilarious interview after the Orient game yesterday with Pompey's neanderthal manager Paul Cook. https://audioboom.com/boos/4153418-pompey-boss-paul-cook-has-an-interview-with-martin-hopkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Here's that hilarious interview after the Orient game yesterday with Pompey's neanderthal manager Paul Cook. https://audioboom.com/boos/4153418-pompey-boss-paul-cook-has-an-interview-with-martin-hopkins Absolute gold, thanks for posting it, I was hoping someone would! I love the opening sentence by the interviewer, "bad luck Paul, where's it gone wrong for pompey this afternoon" in such a dry and patronising tone, brilliant. Cook could even mount a challenge to the great Clotterill in the post match meltdown interviews, if they continue their capitulation. PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Here's that hilarious interview after the Orient game yesterday with Pompey's neanderthal manager Paul Cook. https://audioboom.com/boos/4153418-pompey-boss-paul-cook-has-an-interview-with-martin-hopkins Still think he sounds like Les Dawson playing a char lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 They've been revolting for as long as I can remember The revoltingest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Pompey105 2:57 PM on 07/02/2016 "The Pompey players have to realise that they are "targets" for all other Div 2 teams. Big spending Pompey are the envy of the Division, and therefore all other teams are going to scrap, battle and fight for points against the "fancy dan" boys of this league. "If we can beat, Derby, Ipswich, and take Bournemouth "all the way", why cant we roll over these minor sides??" Read more: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-0-leyton-orient-1-neil-allen-s-match-report-1-7201891#ixzz3zVOpUmga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Factless Allen has taken his blue-tinted specs off in his match report having decided it is safe to criticise the team as all the posters are doing likewise! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/fo...#ixzz3zVOpUmga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 I never realised how much I really love Kevin Nolan. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-0-leyton-orient-1-nolan-believes-win-should-have-been-bigger-1-7202165 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Bristol Rovers are in great form, that will be another tough game for the skates. They'll bring a few fans as well if their visits to SMS in League 1 were anything to go by. I can remember Guly's late winner in 10-11 and their late 3-2 winner the previous year which was a cracking game. Cook's conduct with the interviewer afterwards was shocking and really sounds like they are panicking. It'll be alright, the Pompey faithful never boo of course and always get behind their side ;-) Orient will be a force now Nolan has gone there, especially if he gets fit to play and Carlisle have got games in hand after the floods and a healthy squad after runs in both cups and the ties with Liverpool/Everton. Their best hope of automatic is Plymouth crashing, Oxford have a strong squad and Northampton are over the hills and away. Wonder when POL will start accusing Northampton of cheating after their flirt with administration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Bristol Rovers are in great form, that will be another tough game for the skates. They'll bring a few fans as well if their visits to SMS in League 1 were anything to go by. I can remember Guly's late winner in 10-11 and their late 3-2 winner the previous year which was a cracking game. Their fans went ****ing mental at that winning goal. It was one of those where you know it's in as soon as it's hit. Great strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints Fan Dan Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 They're STILL harping on about the goal they scored against Bournemouth which they seemed to be very proud of losing. The specialest, majesticest, patientest goal ever scored. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/so-was-it-the-best-pompey-goal-ever-1-7195992 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 (edited) They're STILL harping on about the goal they scored against Bournemouth which they seemed to be very proud of losing. The specialest, majesticest, patientest goal ever scored. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/so-was-it-the-best-pompey-goal-ever-1-7195992 The stock of ordinary superlatives furnished by our impoverished English language fail to do justice to that wonder goal. What they could really do with is a completely different language like Bulgarian, where superlatives can be grammatically applied to nouns and even verbs. Come to think of it, much of what I read in Pompey пра̑вда makes as much sense to me as Bulgarian. Edited 7 February, 2016 by Waterside.saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Their fans went ****ing mental at that winning goal. It was one of those where you know it's in as soon as it's hit. Great strike. They filled the away end at SMS that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Hilarious. It's that mix of self righteous delusion and indignant 'this couldn't possibly be happening to us' which shows absolutely no signs of abating. Just a small club on the south coast who were second fiddle from the '60's right up until the '00's when they had a brief fling in the top flight which they only managed by trying to avoid the bills from all and sundry. They only managed 7seasons before it all fell down round their ears, anyone would think they had a pedigree like ours in the top flight they way they carry on. Some of the comments on POL are just unreal - best one so far is 'a lot of people have money invested in the club' NO YOU DON'T IT WAS A DONATION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 They're STILL harping on about the goal they scored against Bournemouth which they seemed to be very proud of losing. The specialest, majesticest, patientest goal ever scored. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/so-was-it-the-best-pompey-goal-ever-1-7195992 Let's be honest, it was a good piece of possession play. But if you watch what Bournemouth are doing, they aren't exactly chasing the ball, more sitting back and waiting for the skates to do something with it. It's not really that special. Just the last couple of passes really contribute to the goal, nothing else. However you find your myths where you can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 They're STILL harping on about the goal they scored against Bournemouth RESERVES which they seemed to be very proud of losing They filled the away end at SMS that night. Best part of 3,000 Gasheads, it was a bit of a 'Ricky Lambert' tribute match for 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Hold on we gave a winner Fed up game after game after game seeing us pass the ball like Barcelona, yet not threaten the oppositions goal. Barcelona..... Really........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 (edited) Hilarious. It's that mix of self righteous delusion and indignant 'this couldn't possibly be happening to us' which shows absolutely no signs of abating. Just a small club on the south coast who were second fiddle from the '60's right up until the '00's when they had a brief fling in the top flight which they only managed by trying to avoid the bills from all and sundry. They only managed 7seasons before it all fell down round their ears, anyone would think they had a pedigree like ours in the top flight they way they carry on. Some of the comments on POL are just unreal - best one so far is 'a lot of people have money invested in the club' NO YOU DON'T IT WAS A DONATION Edited 7 February, 2016 by Waterside.saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 Here's that hilarious interview after the Orient game yesterday with Pompey's neanderthal manager Paul Cook. https://audioboom.com/boos/4153418-pompey-boss-paul-cook-has-an-interview-with-martin-hopkins A tinpot manager for a tinpot team. A match made in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 7 February, 2016 Share Posted 7 February, 2016 WTFILN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Hold on we gave a winner Barcelona..... Really........ Did someone really write than and does any of these loons actually believe it...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Did someone really write than and does any of these loons actually believe it...? Yep its here. From "passing like Barcelona" to "your son is a nonce" in 15 posts. Impressive even by football forum standards. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=619666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 ] Just seen this on the Twitter of one of the inbreds, nearly fell about laughing. Imagine an away team player reading that, gets a bit anxious, and then steps out into a rickety old dump stuck in a timewarp. Their tinpotness knows no bounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Hold on we gave a winner Barcelona..... Really........ well Pep did nearly join them in 2005 (just the likes of Man City, Man United and Chelsea in front of them in the queue) and that brush with greatness clearly rubbed off on them eleven years later to produce the sort of outstanding tica-taca football that is helping to tear up the division right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Yep its here. From "passing like Barcelona" to "your son is a nonce" in 15 posts. Impressive even by football forum standards. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=619666 There's a bit of a theme with the 'your son is a nonce' stuff. It was spread over about 8 of the threads there - clearly a couple of skates having issues with each other. I'm still very amused by the Barcelona references, it just shows how monumentally deluded they are. What I don't get though is that just seems to be the skates, the bindippers and plastic Man U fans who are like this. I've never met fans of any other club who have this unjustified sense of self entitlement. Or at least not to such a high level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 well Pep did nearly join them in 2005 (just the likes of Man City, Man United and Chelsea in front of them in the queue) and that brush with greatness clearly rubbed off on them eleven years later to produce the sort of outstanding tica-taca football that is helping to tear up the division right now. Was that before or after Maradona agreed to be their football ambassador? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Halo* Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 So, the hilarity never ceases on the Isle of Delusions. My lungs are f*cked from laughing so much at some of the previous pages. Anyway, it seems that Danny Osvaldo has finally found his level, not to mention the perfect club for him. A c*nt amongst c*nts: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
explorer saint Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 ] Just seen this on the Twitter of one of the inbreds, nearly fell about laughing. Imagine an away team player reading that, gets a bit anxious, and then steps out into a rickety old dump stuck in a timewarp. Their tinpotness knows no bounds! If I was an away player I would smile at the fortress Fratton bit .. Smacks of arrogance and haven't they just lost the last three at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 ] One City One Club One Community One Gene Pool Score Nil-One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 If I was an away player I would smile at the fortress Fratton bit .. Smacks of arrogance and haven't they just lost the last three at home Some Fratton Facts: They've won just 5 out of 15 home league games this season, and they've not yet beaten a team currently in the top 14 of the division. They've beaten the bottom 3, Barnet (18th) and Crawley (15th). This is their third season in League Two, and they have won 25 out of 61 of their home league games in that period, losing 17 and drawing 19. They have only beaten one team home or away who were subsequently promoted that season (Rochdale in 2013/14). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 well Pep did nearly join them in 2005 (just the likes of Man City, Man United and Chelsea in front of them in the queue) and that brush with greatness clearly rubbed off on them eleven years later to produce the sort of outstanding tica-taca football that is helping to tear up the division right now. The headline states it as fact. Read the article though and it becomes more of a "my mate down the pub told me...." situation. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pep-guardiola-nearly-joined-pompey-1-7203250 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 (edited) The headline states it as fact. Read the article though and it becomes more of a "my mate down the pub told me...." situation. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pep-guardiola-nearly-joined-pompey-1-7203250 Classic Portsmyth [1] Story starts confidently enough with something like 'Maradona is going to be our Ambassador' [2] Changes gradually to a still-bullish 'Maradona has definitely expressed interest in being our Ambassador, honest, call me a liar' [3] Gradually fades away to 'name_of_skate_with_unimpeachable_character once told me if Maradona ever finds himself at a loose end he could do worse than interning for us pro bono' Edited 8 February, 2016 by Waterside.saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 ignored them from 60's until today, the more you ignore them the more wound up they get give it 10 more years and there will be very few living who actually saw them in 1950 when they won Div one you go round the Hilsea roundabout and enter a time warp, always been like it always will be like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Some Fratton Facts: They've won just 5 out of 15 home league games this season, and they've not yet beaten a team currently in the top 14 of the division. They've beaten the bottom 3, Barnet (18th) and Crawley (15th). This is their third season in League Two, and they have won 25 out of 61 of their home league games in that period, losing 17 and drawing 19. They have only beaten one team home or away who were subsequently promoted that season (Rochdale in 2013/14). And none of that smacks as promotion to me! [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Abramovich to be owner, Pep to be manager, and yet only in the way Pompey can, we blew it all. And yet i'm still proud of the eventual outcome, considering we're still among the largest fan-owned clubs in the country. Better to be in L2 with our history than be in the PL with their history. That is always my mantra for them. :mcinnes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 :mcinnes: Only 'among' the largest fan owned clubs in the county? Is that a tacit acceptance that they may not be the bestest after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Only 'among' the largest fan owned clubs in the county? Is that a tacit acceptance that they may not be the bestest after all. amongst the largest clubs in which fans have a significant minority holding doesn't have the same ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Talking to an Orient fan today he said that the O's were very much the better side on Saturday He also reckoned the floodlights were 'dodgy' ie 2 pylons were working with supplementary illumination provided by lights hung from one of the stands Surely this cant be right!! Wasn't there significant investment in 'Championship' standard floodlights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 ] Just seen this on the Twitter of one of the inbreds, nearly fell about laughing. Imagine an away team player reading that, gets a bit anxious, and then steps out into a rickety old dump stuck in a timewarp. Their tinpotness knows no bounds! One city One club One win in the last 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 8 February, 2016 Share Posted 8 February, 2016 Yep its here. From "passing like Barcelona" to "your son is a nonce" in 15 posts. Impressive even by football forum standards. http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=619666 Love the procession football lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 Some Fratton Facts: They've won just 5 out of 15 home league games this season, and they've not yet beaten a team currently in the top 14 of the division. They've beaten the bottom 3, Barnet (18th) and Crawley (15th). This is their third season in League Two, and they have won 25 out of 61 of their home league games in that period, losing 17 and drawing 19. They have only beaten one team home or away who were subsequently promoted that season (Rochdale in 2013/14). So more : Than : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 Just out of curiosity as I don't really bother with Portsmouth any more how come there is such a disparity with games played in the league? You have teams having played 25/36 games and some on 30, seems unusual to have such a gap Flooded pitches and FA Cup runs, he says to CumbrianSaint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 I hate going on about the comparisons with Newport's Fan Takeover (no I don't) but the process of "selling the Supporters' Trust shares" and recovering any initial investment is clearly documented in Newport's offer, because, you know, actual transparency. I can't imagine anyone's going to want to actually do it of course, goodwill and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 ] Just seen this on the Twitter of one of the inbreds, nearly fell about laughing. Imagine an away team player reading that, gets a bit anxious, and then steps out into a rickety old dump stuck in a timewarp. Their tinpotness knows no bounds! Are they still using that? Given that they've changed their logo again at least once since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 Matt Tubbs has just left and joined Eastleigh.....the blue few are getting very disgruntled. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeyboy Posted 9 February, 2016 Share Posted 9 February, 2016 http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=619667 They have started losing faith with their owners..........wait a sec?? Pedalo_menders We are the owners dinlo. thetomatokid We're not though are we? Let's be honest. We're not. [/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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