SuperMikey Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 Why don't they just stop faffing about and build a 250k seater stadium to hold their entire fanbase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 There's a consultancy job for you there The9. Not a mistake you haven't seen already, and a _very_ well-documented case study to refer to. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 Seems to be a lot of red & white on the tower. This could cause riots in the city where no red is allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 That's a lot of advertising, when the paintjob still hasn't been approved by the main investor in the build project...no doubt the majority of the sponsorship money will be passed directly back to cover the grant. Probably with interest and an apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 I saw on facebook a story that John PFC Westwood a.k.a. the bestest of the bestest, has had his bell stolen. Anyone on here know if there is any truth to this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 I'm still willing to bet there's a fair few skates shuffling around down there foaming at the mouth. Well..... Foaming at the mouth more than usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 27 July, 2015 Share Posted 27 July, 2015 I saw on facebook a story that John PFC Westwood a.k.a. the bestest of the bestest, has had his bell stolen. Anyone on here know if there is any truth to this? I bet that there are quite a few of the few who will be very happy IF this is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 I bet that there are quite a few of the few who will be very happy IF this is true. If that is 2% of 19% of 20% as per normal Pompey math's thats only John PFC Westwood then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 It would appear from news reports this morning the Russia's President Putin must also be a Pompey native as he's suggesting that Sep Blatta be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Either that of their delusion is spreading :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 No, Putin is just bat**** mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 It would appear from news reports this morning the Russia's President Putin must also be a Pompey native as he's suggesting that Sep Blatta be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Either that of their delusion is spreading :-) Russia is the Pompey of countries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Rather hilariously, as I was browsing Plenty of Fish last night I saw a profile for a mother of two living in Twickenham which stated that she was a skate fan. The very next sentence was 'so I don't really watch decent football' Made me giggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Love the new logo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 If that is 2% of 19% of 20% as per normal Pompey math's thats only John PFC Westwood then To be fair, many PFC Followers find him as repulsive and embarrassing as we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 I'm still willing to bet there's a fair few skates shuffling around down there foaming at the GILLS Well..... Foaming at the GILLS more than usual Corrected for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Iain McInnes praises new-look #Pompey training ground. http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/mcinnes-praises-new-look-pompey-training-ground-1-6871803 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen The new common room at #Pompey's training ground is mighty impressive. Just needs dartboard with Ben Haim's face on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 They can certainly make portakabins look nice these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Looks like a young offenders hostel to me Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 That's a couple of portacabins pushed together isn't it? I like how they've blocked out the windows and put up photos of what portsmouth looks like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 No windows or chairs but with strips lights and plastic floor. Seems of requisite standard for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 That projector 1997 called and asked for its screen resolution back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Looks like a young offenders hostel to me Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk Made me smile!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Futuristic! Do we even have a ping pong table? They're setting a standard here, how will we keep up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Love the new logo Indeed. It's very....um, how would they put it? Scummerish? They're livid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 That's a couple of portacabins pushed together isn't it? I like how they've blocked out the windows and put up photos of what portsmouth looks like.... You mean they are not all flat screen TVs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 It's a village hall on youth club night! Though I have to say for a caravan it looks pretty spacious and an ability to play table tennis when the building is being towed must help with balance and coordination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Can I get a twix and two panda pop cherry drinks if I bring a friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 £145 from Sports Direct for the table tennis table - not sure we can compete with that! http://www.sportsdirect.com/donnay-indoor-outdoor-table-tennis-table-770220?colcode=77022018&src=google&gclid=CjwKEAjw0NytBRD-1d3QsdHNpR0SJACGXqgRYB6OkRjfulLEZ3YIQfRzetmfjsJpwGIqUZbU3yr1bRoCHf_w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 £145 from Sports Direct for the table tennis table - not sure we can compete with that! http://www.sportsdirect.com/donnay-indoor-outdoor-table-tennis-table-770220?colcode=77022018&src=google&gclid=CjwKEAjw0NytBRD-1d3QsdHNpR0SJACGXqgRYB6OkRjfulLEZ3YIQfRzetmfjsJpwGIqUZbU3yr1bRoCHf_w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds LMAO!! And as far as I can see, that is their only entertainment! As it looks so much like a community youth club, I'm assuming the players will be banging the mobility scooter lady outside, in the car park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint1977 Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Come on you slackers, put some compare and contrast pictures up between the Skates 1980s youth club up and Staplewood! MLG or Trousers are just the people for this important task. Even the old Staplewood before the Liebherr superb makeover was in a different league (or even four) than that. PS - Why has Factless got it in for Ben Haim? Didn't waive money owed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Biscuits Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Clearly because Ben Haim went from Hero to Villain on their swingometer. He didn't stay TO THE DEATH as the bestest expected him to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 You could have chosen some better saints pics to compare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 LMAO!! And as far as I can see, that is their only entertainment! As it looks so much like a community youth club, I'm assuming the players will be banging the mobility scooter lady outside, in the car park? No, be fair, they also got a new telly with Sky. And fresh paint in the portacabins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 You could have chosen some better saints pics to compare. Ha. It was the first pic I got off Google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 No, be fair, they also got a new telly with Sky. And fresh paint in the portacabins. Was that Sky's recent deal of getting a free 32inch tv when you sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 The structure that we built in 2005/2006 and recently tore down is better than that sh*te! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 (edited) Come on we don't have pictures of HMS Victory or Southsea pier on the wall to inspire our team, just pictures of ex players that go on to be the most expensive player in the world playing at Barcelona. Just no comparison really. Oops Make thar Real Madrid Edited 29 July, 2015 by mcjwills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Come on we don't have pictures of HMS Victory or Southsea pier on the wall to inspire our team, just pictures of ex players that go on to be the most expensive player in the world playing at Barcelona. Just no comparison really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 28 July, 2015 Share Posted 28 July, 2015 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Iain McInnes praises new-look #Pompey training ground. http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/mcinnes-praises-new-look-pompey-training-ground-1-6871803 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen The new common room at #Pompey's training ground is mighty impressive. Just needs dartboard with Ben Haim's face on. **** me that is embarrassing, even by their standards. Honestly I've been to church hall youth clubs that have had better facilities than that. Christ I wouldn't be surprised if that projector was rigged up to a Playstation 1 or N64 knowing them tinpot ****wits. Utterly utterly laughable. Such inspiring photos on the wall as well, the rickety old pier and historical ships, just the sort of stuff to put a bit of fire in your heart and make you go out there and give 110%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Iain McInnes praises new-look #Pompey training ground. http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/mcinnes-praises-new-look-pompey-training-ground-1-6871803 Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen The new common room at #Pompey's training ground is mighty impressive. Just needs dartboard with Ben Haim's face on. Looks like my basement.......except for the blue and that vile ISIS logo on the floor..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Force Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 It doesn't look bad, if you are a small buisnees from a provincial city. However if you are a professional sports club with delusions of grandeur, it kind of looks a bit pokey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 It might look smalltime but that's not any old furniture - that's the original table tennis table from HMS Victory, the one that Nelson and Hardy played upon as cannon balls and splintered wood rained down around them off Trafalgar. And those screens are from Kennedy Space Centre and were used in the historic Apollo 11 mission to put man on the moon, while the floor has been laid using wooden planks from Noah's Ark. You guys are too quick to judge - cos you're jealous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 Looks like my basement.......except for the blue and that vile ISIS logo on the floor..... And the missing gunrack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 It doesn't look bad, if you are a small buisnees from a provincial city. However if you are a professional sports club with delusions of grandeur, it kind of looks a bit pikey. True Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 It might look smalltime but that's not any old furniture - that's the original table tennis table from HMS Victory, the one that Nelson and Hardy played upon as cannon balls and splintered wood rained down around them off Trafalgar. And those screens are from Kennedy Space Centre and were used in the historic Apollo 11 mission to put man on the moon, while the floor has been laid using wooden planks from Noah's Ark. You guys are too quick to judge - cos you're jealous! Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintZamboni Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 Are those night storage heaters? Just to keep costs down as much as possible and ensure no impact on the champagne and tablecloth budget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 Tbf they got an absolute SportsDirect bargain there - was £299.99 now £145.00!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 And the missing gunrack? and the chained black slaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 29 July, 2015 Share Posted 29 July, 2015 Scrubbers in Pompey apparently according to BBC south Today. Why they are reporting something we have always knownis a bit of a surprise..............oh the scrubbers that clean exhaust fumes on the channel ferries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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