LGTL Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 No way is that Redknapp - is it easy to get around the little blue tick thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 New Football League insolvency event rules have been agreed at their AGM. Headlines: 12-point deduction instead of the current 10 Administrator obliged to market the club for at least 21 days (to lessen the risk of pre-pack admin), and must engage with the supporters trust if one exists CVA not required, as they take ages to agree and cost a fortune in fees Upon exiting administration, the club is required to pay creditors at least 35p in the pound for three years, or face a further 15-point deduction. Unfortunately the DCFSB horse has long bolted from this. Mind you, administration VI isn't beyond the realm of possibilities, so I'll keep some popcorn ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 I am sure that if there is any red left over it can be donated to paint over the rust at Farton prak. After all paint is expensive and charities can't be too choosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 For sale, 3,000 litres of red paint, impulse purchase....buyer collects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 For sale, 3,000 litres of red paint, impulse purchase....buyer collects. Turns out they actually had bought the red paint already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 For sale, 3,000 litres of red paint, impulse purchase....buyer collects. Caught the South Today, very funny, classic skates. We could buy some off them at 4% of 2% but we already have our JPT supply. They'll have to front 3000 litres of gold paint now... LOL [MGI]http://i.volckmann.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/P_Emirate01.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 Caught the South Today, very funny, classic skates. We could buy some off them at 4% of 2% but we already have our JPT supply. They'll have to front 3000 litres of gold paint now... LOL Profit gone in a lick of paint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 Caught the South Today, very funny, classic skates. We could buy some off them at 4% of 2% but we already have our JPT supply. They'll have to front 3000 litres of gold paint now... LOL [MGI]http://i.volckmann.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/P_Emirate01.jpg[/img] It would be brilliant, absolutely brilliant, if Saints could buy it off them for less than they paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 8 June, 2015 Share Posted 8 June, 2015 I see someone has already mentioned it, but now Twitchy is on Twitter all I can say is....Troll away boys, troll away! Saw this on the beeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 Corrected it for you. But when Pompey are involved, don't you normally have to take off the 0's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 Hahaha they're going with gold? How tacky! Love that their insecurities are not only costing them money but making it look worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 Looks like Pompey Council are putiing thespare red paint to good use already!! Great effort guys!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 Steve Grant not happy about the new deal either. Although I have no idea what point he is trying to make. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/portsmouth-grandfather-stranded-in-dubai-criticises-spinnaker-tower-deal-1-6787458 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 I think he went there in mid-april and asked Phil if he knew any golf-related stories - he's halfway through the first one at the moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 Does anyone believe that this guy really only intended to deliver a video message and "reassure" these kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 dockyard strikes and everything in here http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/spinnaker-tower-deal-pompey-fan-s-open-letter-to-emirates-boss-sir-tim-clark-1-6784574?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 dockyard strikes and everything in here http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/spinnaker-tower-deal-pompey-fan-s-open-letter-to-emirates-boss-sir-tim-clark-1-6784574?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite Open letters aren't intended to be read by the supposed recipient...they're self aggrandising look at me ego trips. Oh, right...no change there then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 I think he went there in mid-april and asked Phil if he knew any golf-related stories - he's halfway through the first one at the moment... It's not often a stay in a Dubai Jail is a better option .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 dockyard strikes and everything in here http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/spinnaker-tower-deal-pompey-fan-s-open-letter-to-emirates-boss-sir-tim-clark-1-6784574?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite pathetic and insecure i almost feel sorry for them, least between 63 and 93 they had some back bone, current bunch are really weak willed and pitiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 Steve Grant not happy about the new deal either. Although I have no idea what point he is trying to make. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/portsmouth-grandfather-stranded-in-dubai-criticises-spinnaker-tower-deal-1-6787458 More Anti Skates propaganda in Dubai .... SFC 1005 SFC FACT Steve Grant not happy about the new deal either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 9 June, 2015 Share Posted 9 June, 2015 I think he went there in mid-april and asked Phil if he knew any golf-related stories - he's halfway through the first one at the moment... Shirley he'll be in a psych. ward by now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goneawol Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/talks-continue-over-plans-to-secure-big-slide-1-6788886 Another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 That is funny! Southampton City Council have to accept that when it comes to going downhill fast the league table shows that the bestest are also the slidiest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 Shirley he'll be in a psych. ward by now? Stop calling me Shirley. I'm really impressed by Granty, how does he tweet those pictures of cricket and German football grounds if he's stuck down here? Mind you he hasn't aged very well since the TSW forum match, perhaps that is what happens when you eat curry every week. I'm surprised there has been no official interview with Twitchy regarding Spinnakergate, seeing as it is his spiritual home and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/talks-continue-over-plans-to-secure-big-slide-1-6788886 Another one The residents of Paulsgrove can slide down Portsdown Hill on Tea Trays for free. Why would anybody pay £10 to go down the Hill in a rubber ring? I love the way that their Council Leader implies that they have stolen a march on Southampton in applying for this over-priced kiddies' playground ride. Is this a bit of bravado because Southampton was preferred as the site for IKEA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/talks-continue-over-plans-to-secure-big-slide-1-6788886 Another one Ah but at least it will mean some will have a wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 I didn't bother to retain the names but I did hear the guy from Southampton City Council absolutely own the bloke from pompey on the radio this week. pompey councillor. Our city is much better, blah, blah, blah... Interviewer. What does Southampton have that pompey doesn't? Soton councillor. Nineteen Premier League matches a season.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 I didn't bother to retain the names but I did hear the guy from Southampton City Council absolutely own the bloke from pompey on the radio this week. pompey councillor. Our city is much better, blah, blah, blah... Interviewer. What does Southampton have that pompey doesn't? Soton councillor. Nineteen Premier League matches a season.... We have the World's biggest and most prestigious Passenger liners using us as either their home port or one of their major ports of call. They have car ferries to France & Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/talks-continue-over-plans-to-secure-big-slide-1-6788886 Another one Shame if was a Red and White Slide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/talks-continue-over-plans-to-secure-big-slide-1-6788886 Another one Just the council leader Donna Jones trying to score a few points to make up for the Spinnaker Tower decision!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 Shame if was a Red and White Slide With brown stripes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 10 June, 2015 Share Posted 10 June, 2015 Good god they are absolutely pathetic! Cringeworthy beyond words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/talks-continue-over-plans-to-secure-big-slide-1-6788886 Another one Are they seriously trying to claim this will be some huge event where people will come from far and wide? Very few, if anybody will use their park and ride to pay a huge fee to go down a slide. If they find a place and council agree in Portsmouth, they'll use it. If they find a place and council agree in Southampton, they'll use it. It's not something that can only happen once in one area only. And this "we have more than Southampton" quote to appease the locals. Come on. If you have to preach it, it's not true. Oh and that beg for Facebook likes. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 Are they seriously trying to claim this will be some huge event where people will come from far and wide? Very few, if anybody will use their park and ride to pay a huge fee to go down a slide. If they find a place and council agree in Portsmouth, they'll use it. If they find a place and council agree in Southampton, they'll use it. It's not something that can only happen once in one area only. And this "we have more than Southampton" quote to appease the locals. Come on. If you have to preach it, it's not true. Oh and that beg for Facebook likes. Really? You scummah's just don't geddit do ya? Get it sorted on a home matchday, and the joint revenue from the two events will totally eclipse even the likes of Man U, let alone tiny SFC in bringing millions of quid into the city every other weekend. Get over the jealousy and embrace it for what it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 We have the World's biggest and most prestigious Passenger liners using us as either their home port or one of their major ports of call. They have car ferries to France & Spain Europe's busiest turnaround cruise port. UK's most efficient container port. Can take the world's largest container ships. Voted best UK cruise departure port 6 years running. UK's leading car-handling port at 800000 vehicles per year. Contributes £990 million to the UK economy of which £714 million is in the Solent region. But P*mpey do have a new Gosport ferry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 After all this crowing by the Skate Council, it's probably a timely opportunity to remind them that Southampton has for donkey's years had a dry ski/ski-board slope. Now, they might feel that £10 represents good value for just one ride, but at the Southampton Alpine centre, it is £15 for a two hour session including equipment and whereas £35 gets you unlimited use of their slippery slope an hour before it opens, or an hour before it closes, £35 pays for unlimited use of the ski slope for a whole month. But we don't even have only the one, as there is another at Calshot. Comparisons between the prices of the rival facilities is a good indication of the difference between the financial acuity of the two City Councils. Portsmouth City Council probably haven't taken account of the fact that their water slide is a seasonal facility, whereas the Ski slope is pretty well all year round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 Penny is preparing her swimsuit ready for another vote winner, she will be performing the 'blue-whale barrel roll' down the super bestest slide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 I think it is very appropriate. After all, the whole world associates Portsmouth with sliding down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 After all this crowing by the Skate Council, it's probably a timely opportunity to remind them that Southampton has for donkey's years had a dry ski/ski-board slope. Now, they might feel that £10 represents good value for just one ride, but at the Southampton Alpine centre, it is £15 for a two hour session including equipment and whereas £35 gets you unlimited use of their slippery slope an hour before it opens, or an hour before it closes, £35 pays for unlimited use of the ski slope for a whole month. But we don't even have only the one, as there is another at Calshot. Comparisons between the prices of the rival facilities is a good indication of the difference between the financial acuity of the two City Councils. Portsmouth City Council probably haven't taken account of the fact that their water slide is a seasonal facility, whereas the Ski slope is pretty well all year round. Bargain! It cost them a grand apiece for an exhilerating ride down the slippery slope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 (edited) Penny is preparing her swimsuit ready for another vote winner, she will be performing the 'blue-whale barrel roll' down the super bestest slide or if unavailable, Council leader Donna kebab Jones is perfectly placed to fill that red and white swimsuit...right up to its breaking point. Donna is the svelt number on the right Edited 11 June, 2015 by Chez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodfellas Jay Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 I didn't bother to retain the names but I did hear the guy from Southampton City Council absolutely own the bloke from pompey on the radio this week. pompey councillor. Our city is much better, blah, blah, blah... Interviewer. What does Southampton have that pompey doesn't? Soton councillor. Nineteen Premier League matches a season.... Dear RB Thanks again for ruining another perfectly good laptop. *chortle* *s******* Yours sincerely GJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 or if unavailable, Council leader Donna kebab Jones is perfectly placed to fill that red and white swimsuit...right up to its breaking point. Donna is on the left of the photo by the way I think left and centre of the picture might be more apt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 or if unavailable, Council leader Donna kebab Jones is perfectly placed to fill that red and white swimsuit...right up to its breaking point. Donna is the svelt number on the right Is she stood behind the blue rhino? Oh wait you mean..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 How wide is this slide? It had better be a dual carriageway. And no I don't want a go on the bouncy castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 How wide is this slide? It had better be a dual carriageway. And no I don't want a go on the bouncy castle. Can you imagine the bow wave. It will look like a tsunami, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 Can you imagine the bow wave. It will look like a tsunami, Imagine her and Porky Penny in a lesbi.... No on second thoughts don't go thrre if you want to avoid nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 11 June, 2015 Share Posted 11 June, 2015 Imagine her and Porky Penny in a lesbi.... No on second thoughts don't go thrre if you want to avoid nightmares. I'd pay to watch that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 12 June, 2015 Share Posted 12 June, 2015 I'd pay not to watch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 12 June, 2015 Share Posted 12 June, 2015 I'd pay not to watch that. Fair enough. If you give me the money that you'd pay then I could watch for free ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 12 June, 2015 Share Posted 12 June, 2015 I was a bit worried earlier this week when their CEO appeared to be struck down with a very severe case of openness, sometimes also known as transparency or honesty, when he made a public statement that at first appeared to contradict the well-rehearsed propaganda agenda regarding the responsibility to pay for new pitches at their stadium and training ground. Having not been advised to carry out such improvements by the previous pitch contractors, Pompey are footing the bill. It seemed at first sight that such a statement would verify that the Chairman was guilty of telling lies to the fans. Fortunately within 24 hours he was treated with a large dose of lies and cover up Meanwhile, Pompey have declined to comment on whether the previous contractors made a contribution towards this summer’s pitch work at Fratton Park and the training ground. The News understands a legal confidentiality agreement is in place. It was a close run thing, but it appears that the leak of truth was successfully stemmed before any lasting damage could be done to the season ticket sales. The Chairman's reputation was not affected by the leak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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