PompeyLass Posted 2 March, 2015 Share Posted 2 March, 2015 They aint gonna get anywhere near the playoffs ........and next season will run out of money from the not so high worths.....more fun awaits I'd rather we didn't, especially this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 2 March, 2015 Share Posted 2 March, 2015 I'd rather we didn't, especially this season. What makes you say that PompeyLass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 2 March, 2015 Share Posted 2 March, 2015 What makes you say that PompeyLass? 'Coz it's better in division four innit, proper footie in division four honest guv, innit, yeah mush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 2 March, 2015 Share Posted 2 March, 2015 because the play-off dates clash with the planting of the late potato crop on Fatpipes Farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 2 March, 2015 Share Posted 2 March, 2015 Id kill for. A Snow dome.... Nearest one is miles away... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 If only they didn't want to stay in the 1900's with their fans on the board and worthless piece of paper, perhaps they could move on and bring in new money.* Then they could be transparent and put strange non-accounting terms in their accounts again. Although luckily, it seems the FL is a lot brighter when it comes to Accounting terms than the EPL were. Looks like QPR are the next Costa Coffordia to capsize. Which may mean that the skates lose their record as the biggest administration in English Football history http://www.financialfairplay.co.uk/latest-news/qpr-figures-not-all-they-seem *like wot QPR did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 What makes you say that PompeyLass? In my opinion we're not ready to go up and won't be for at least 1 more season. I'd rather us take our time moving up the leagues than going gung-ho and then being in the same situation but then again, I'm a female, what do I know about football ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 because the play-off dates clash with the planting of the late potato crop on Fatpipes Farm? Actually they clash with a family wedding, my sister is marrying my uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 if you're going to do your own jokes my work here is done...or is that the cunning plan? We need the Ho back, his approach was well entertaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Actually they clash with a family wedding, my sister is marrying my uncle the shame of it, is she not good enough for her father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 if you're going to do your own jokes my work here is done...or is that the cunning plan? We need the Ho back, his approach was well entertaining! Now that would be telling rallyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 the shame of it, is she not good enough for her father Don't even get me started on that ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Actually they clash with a family wedding, my sister is marrying my uncle the shame of it, is she not good enough for her father Same person, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Same person, tbf.my mistake lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/comedian-omid-djalili-pokes-fun-of-portsmouth-1-6610255 Seems like a fair assessment to me.... @omid9 Oh my God we're approaching #Dubai from the #IsleOfWight Oh it's #Portsmouth #DubaiWithNoMoney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Behave children and co-owners http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-statement-2309271.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 More issues on the Tesco front - sounds like their distribution network has gone up the spout. A load of mothers day cards that were destined for the septic Isle have turned up in Southampton. One of the cards read - this really is genuine - "To my wife, on Mothers day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Couldn't make it up. Rickie Holmes scores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Back in bottom half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Back in bottom half. And it was all going so well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Normal service is resumed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Beaten by Scumhamptons Northern cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Beaten by Scumhamptons Northern cousins. The 'hampton axis in action - poetry in motion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Always knew that Ricky Holmes would score in front of the Pompey fans one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 3 March, 2015 Share Posted 3 March, 2015 Holmes and the case of the revenge of the former hero of Fatpipes Lodge.... That can't be right, wasn't he the bloke who was told by Awford that he wasn't good enough for League Two? A lucky rebound I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 If only they didn't want to stay in the 1900's with their fans on the board and worthless piece of paper, perhaps they could move on and bring in new money.* Then they could be transparent and put strange non-accounting terms in their accounts again. Although luckily, it seems the FL is a lot brighter when it comes to Accounting terms than the EPL were. Looks like QPR are the next Costa Coffordia to capsize. Which may mean that the skates lose their record as the biggest administration in English Football history http://www.financialfairplay.co.uk/latest-news/qpr-figures-not-all-they-seem *like wot QPR did And the common denominator would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 That could be a bumpy ride ahead for QPR, I believe they were totally solvent and comfortably midtable when Harry left, not that he knew anything about the money side of things, or how his phone works. A good spot that, and a little nostalgic. It reminds me of when pompey made stuff up. Luckily those days are long gone and we are now in an age of transparency so you don't get unusual little matey loans in the Trust accounts or donations described as shares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 So it is now looking like 71 points are required for a playoff spot. Pompey would need 27 points from 36 available. 9 wins from the remaining 12 games would do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 4 March, 2015 Share Posted 4 March, 2015 So it is now looking like 71 points are required for a playoff spot. Pompey would need 27 points from 36 available. 9 wins from the remaining 12 games would do it! Please don't say that. That is the stuff of nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 I'm surprised they haven't had the groundsman of the year award as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 That's should be enough to see him through to Xmas next season. Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 Well done boys, consolation prizes for not quite ripping up League Two. Awford has set a new record, he went into the red zone on the HeroVillainometer a month ago and has popped straight back. He can now complete the trick by going on a run of four defeats. Go for it mush, ya legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 I shudder to think what the League Two Player of the Month award will do to Jed Wallace's valuation. Anybody care to start the bidding at £10m? And now they'll be fighting off the big clubs with a stick for Awford's services. We should all be breathing a sigh of relief. If Juan Laporta wins the Barcelona presidential election in May, you can fully expect him to forget Ron and go for Awfs. After all, there are so many similarities between them it's difficult to tell them apart. Both are blond, both were central defenders, both....er.....um....they both.....mmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 I can't think why they took that photograph from waist height looking up. Surely it was a great opportunity to show off their super dooper fan funded training facilities to the world at large.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 Our jealousy is shining through here again I'm afraid chaps. Deep down we all wish that one of our managers had won the League 2 Manager Of The Month award or that one of our players had won the League 2 Player Of The Month award. If it had happened in the same month we'd still be talking about it now and we all know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 FFS! getting to painful coming on hear:scared: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 FFS! getting to painful coming on hear:scared: Credit where its due, the boys dun good and another year in footballs bargain basement beckons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 That's should be enough to see him through to Xmas next season. Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 6 March, 2015 Share Posted 6 March, 2015 I'd be pretty annoyed at that manager of the month award if I was Bury's manager, they won 3 and drew 2, compared to Skates playing a match more and beating the likes of Tranmere, Hartlepool and bottom of form table Exeter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 They're off to Accrington this afternoon. Come on you reds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 (edited) They're off to Accrington this afternoon. Come on you reds [video=youtube_share;CgYP1d5nN2o]http://youtu.be/CgYP1d5nN2o Edited 7 March, 2015 by Big Bad Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 Deano's nipper scores against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 I'll whisper it so as not to tempt fate....but I think their season is over. Unless they start delivering a level of form not achieved by anyone in the division all season, the earliest that they will be playing League One football is 17 months from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 9 wins from 11 needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 I'll whisper it so as not to tempt fate....but I think their season is over. Unless they start delivering a level of form not achieved by anyone in the division all season, the earliest that they will be playing League One football is 17 months from now. 9 wins from 11 needed... Oh Noes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golactico Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 Caught a bit of the game on Solent today. Pompey play in a league where the commentator describes how the ball is hoofed out of the ground into someone's garden and smashes their greenhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 Caught a bit of the game on Solent today. Pompey play in a league where the commentator describes how the ball is hoofed out of the ground into someone's garden and smashes their greenhouse. Jumpers for goalposts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 March, 2015 Share Posted 7 March, 2015 I see Agent Connolly has retired. We salute you sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 8 March, 2015 Share Posted 8 March, 2015 I see Agent Connolly has retired. We salute you sir. Did a fine job for us no matter what the colour of his shirt! Cheers St Dave, good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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