Snopper Posted 22 February, 2015 Share Posted 22 February, 2015 What time does the open top bus parade start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 22 February, 2015 Share Posted 22 February, 2015 It wasn't meant to be a open top bus parade.. http://travel.aol.co.uk/2013/01/29/double-decker-bus-roof-ripped-off-railway-bridge-crash-hampshire/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 22 February, 2015 Share Posted 22 February, 2015 The Match report by Factless Allen or Jordan Cross is going to be an absolute masterclass in one sentence hyperbole, with tales of derring do of how their plucky heros went to to toe with a team that held the mighty Man Utd to a draw recently, but showed The CL wannabees how to do it properly. Move over Wayne Rooney - make way for Matt Tubbs to lead the England squad to a brave new future!! Interestingly, I've tried a few times to get onto their web page, but no joy!! Obviously the 250,000 Southsea Islanders trying to find out the route of the open top bus today to welcome back their all conquering gladiators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 22 February, 2015 Share Posted 22 February, 2015 I think the most admirable thing about their whole season is that the fans have never given up on the team or the manager, they have stood shoulder-to-shoulder throughout all of the tough times, never booed, never been negative, and have been an inspiration to sports fans everywhere. More passion than a little furry fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snopper Posted 22 February, 2015 Share Posted 22 February, 2015 It wasn't meant to be a open top bus parade.. http://travel.aol.co.uk/2013/01/29/double-decker-bus-roof-ripped-off-railway-bridge-crash-hampshire/ Much lollage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 22 February, 2015 Share Posted 22 February, 2015 It wasn't meant to be a open top bus parade.. http://travel.aol.co.uk/2013/01/29/double-decker-bus-roof-ripped-off-railway-bridge-crash-hampshire/ Much lollage. "The exact cause of it is being investigated... Typically sharp analysis from the wrong end of the M27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 23 February, 2015 Share Posted 23 February, 2015 Locals and the bus company, First Group, are uncertain as to what exactly caused the crash. However, the Mail reports that the bridge is signed as being 3.6 metres high, while a double decker bus measures 4 metres. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 23 February, 2015 Share Posted 23 February, 2015 "Locals and the bus company, First Group, are uncertain as to what exactly caused the crash. However, the Mail reports that the bridge is signed as being 3.6 metres high, while a double decker bus measures 4 metres" Ports-maths now even extending to bus drivers. Height of bus; 4metres, but following two administrations reduced to 2.2 metres. "More passion than a little furry fruit" - Russell Grant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarehamRed Posted 23 February, 2015 Share Posted 23 February, 2015 ah, Portsmouth. Where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are the same.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 ah, Portsmouth. Where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are the same.... very well done sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Anybody got a copy of their accounts yet to see how solventist they currently are? The trust accounts were delayed because they apparently had to tie in with the club accounts and we know the trust accounts are now finally completed, ergo the club accounts must also be so. Anyone [Trousers] brave enough to dig out the full accounts as it's been a few days since we had a good laugh at the bestest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Been misplaced thats all nothing sinister in that, as soon as we fined the the rite filing carpet all will be revealed onest,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Enjoy the game tonight mack rill, particularly looking forward to hearing about how both teams get on in the centre of the pitch by the dugouts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Come on Tranmere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Come on Tranmere! Your wish as ever has been granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Your wish as ever has been granted. 41% possession and a goal down at home to Tranmere. Well that Lazerus like two game resurrection didnt last long! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Come on Tranmere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Bang goes the playoffs then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Micky Adams ain't never going to let us down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 What have Citeh and Pompey got in common? Both 2-0 down at home.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 What have Citeh and Pompey got in common? Both 2-0 down at home.. Think you've spoken too soon unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Alex Goring Crook @alex_crook 33m33 minutes ago #pompey are 2-0 down after a calamitous OG. Joe Devera tried to clear a cross and hit the ball of the back of goalkeeper Paul Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Think we've all spoken too soon................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Hope that kills them:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Micky Adams is effing useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 24 February, 2015 Share Posted 24 February, 2015 Now I am not going to put this down to the Skates, but Bristol Rovers, but I just won £767.58 on my accy Brentford Derby Boro Watford Wolves Bristol City Preston Skates Bristol Rovers Grimsby Dirty money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 They are going to have to be careful with the overheads : That's open top buses in a week now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Is it just me or would it be more amusing for them to make the playoffs and get knocked out rather than their season drift into mid table obscurity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Is it just me or would it be more amusing for them to make the playoffs and get knocked out rather than their season drift into mid table obscurity? Nah. The pleasure is in the nothingness. 13th place in L2 could not be more irrelevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Imagine the the poor referee who would have to take charge of a playoff final and cup final rolled into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Nah. The pleasure is in the nothingness. 13th place in L2 could not be more irrelevant. The irrelevantist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 You know you're #tinpot when..... "Fans cheer win" makes headline in local rag... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-fans-cheer-pompey-after-thrilling-win-1-6599084 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Now I am not going to put this down to the Skates, but Bristol Rovers, but I just won £767.58 on my accy Brentford Derby Boro Watford Wolves Bristol City Preston Skates Bristol Rovers Grimsby Dirty money? Well done dw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 A work colleague who supports Oxford United to off to Nottarf this weekend to cheer on his boys. What advice shall i give (apart from the obvious like make sure that your jabs are up to date ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 A work colleague who supports Oxford United to off to Nottarf this weekend to cheer on his boys. What advice shall i give (apart from the obvious like make sure that your jabs are up to date ). Tell him to make sure he enjoys the BIGGEST EVA FOOTBALL GAME HE'LL EVA GO TO EVA!! and not be overawed by the most passionatest fans in the world, or the most intimidating library he's ever been too. Oh and of course he should remember that the locals don't have tourettes, it's in fact normal and expected behaviour to froth at the mouth and shout SCUMMAH'S at anything that wears red (or for that matter isn't married to their relatives and can read/write). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 You know you're #tinpot when..... "Fans cheer win" makes headline in local rag... As opposed to "fans boo loss " which of course never happens ( booing that is, not losing ! ) as they are the bestest ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Diamond Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 A work colleague who supports Oxford United to off to Nottarf this weekend to cheer on his boys. What advice shall i give (apart from the obvious like make sure that your jabs are up to date ). Advise him that his team need to repeat their opening day performance from last season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnn:smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatboy Posted 25 February, 2015 Share Posted 25 February, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 Time to give Andy a generous new long contract, before he gets snapped up by the likes of Barcelona. Come on Champagne Iain, you know it's the right thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 This can't be true, shirley they've got the wrong fans?? BBC Sport @BBCSport 5m5 minutes ago "One of the largest amounts ever raised by football supporters." FC United bring in £2m from fans for a new ground http://bbc.in/17CYOdM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 is Fratton Park to become a snowdome? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/portsmouth-rubbish-dump-could-become-indoor-snowdome-1-6604328?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=dlvr.it Oh no, sorry that's a different rubbish tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scally Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 is Fratton Park to become a snowdome? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/portsmouth-rubbish-dump-could-become-indoor-snowdome-1-6604328?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=dlvr.it Oh no, sorry that's a different rubbish tip. Another opportunity missed by Southampton, why have leisure facilities when you can build more flats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 is Fratton Park to become a snowdome? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/portsmouth-rubbish-dump-could-become-indoor-snowdome-1-6604328?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=dlvr.it Oh no, sorry that's a different rubbish tip. thay have been banging on about this since the land fill closed,,,snooozze forgot they need a front page, ernuver archive pipe dream, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 Hm, odd considering recent results. Seems that Awford is no longer manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 Hm, odd considering recent results. Seems that Awford is no longer manager. Que? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 Nick not Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 27 February, 2015 Share Posted 27 February, 2015 Que? Ah, makes more sense, had got the wrong end of the stick. Nick Awford has had his contract cancelled. Apologies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 2 March, 2015 Share Posted 2 March, 2015 They aint gonna get anywhere near the playoffs ........and next season will run out of money from the not so high worths.....more fun awaits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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