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They're hosting the monkey hangers this weekend. That's right, table-bottoming Hartlepool. If they can't get a result against them it really might be time to wheel out the well-upholstered soprano

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They're hosting the monkey hangers this weekend. That's right, table-bottoming Hartlepool. If they can't get a result against them it really might be time to wheel out the well-upholstered soprano

 

Hartlepool are training in Southampton, not sure if it's at our place, but you never know.

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Here's hoping for plenty of Jeff Stelling celebrations this afternoon on Gillette Soccer Saturday.

 

Quite so. From Wikipedia:

"He is a well-known supporter of his local club, Hartlepool United F.C., in which during the 2008–09 season, he would use a singing toy figure of the singer James Brown singing "I Feel Good" every time the player of the same name scored" :lol:

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Pros: Awford stays in charge

Cons: They got three points

 

That's how I see it. D&R beating York gives them a 5 point gap but a couple of York wins and they are in all sorts of trouble. 1-0 v a side that are practically down at home isn't great but Awful would be very happy with it. Going down the wire, think they'll make it and finish fifth from bottom or so but would much rather be challenging for Europe in the top flight!

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Any idea what time the open top bus tour is tomorrow?

I'm due to travel east and I don't want to get caught in the queues off the M27.

 

 

When they won that game before Christmas there was traffic chaos for days.

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Any idea what time the open top bus tour is tomorrow?

I'm due to travel east and I don't want to get caught in the queues off the M27.

 

 

When they won that game before Christmas there was traffic chaos for days.

 

I heard there was a problem with the car park at FP and there wasn't room for the busses. Shame.

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The corner has been turned! Surely time for a bumper contract extension for Awful.

 

Of course. Plus a change in the rules of football just for them so they can sign anyone they like outside the transfer window, plus a takeover this week by gazillionaires who will inject 4 billion into the club (all within FFP rules) and of course they can now build a double deck Supermarket with a Carrefour on top of the Tescos.

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Of course. Plus a change in the rules of football just for them so they can sign anyone they like outside the transfer window, plus a takeover this week by gazillionaires who will inject 4 billion into the club (all within FFP rules) and of course they can now build a double deck Supermarket with a Carrefour on top of the Tescos.

 

'arrys in your neck of the woods, not sure if rosie travelled though..

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The corner has been turned! Surely time for a bumper contract extension for Awful.

 

Hopes are high here that Awful will now be firmly entrenched with an unassailable reputation as bestest most local saviour, right up until their next meltdown

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The price of bronze has jumped as they have ordered a load in to make a statue of Andy A.

I assume the Dvd of the game will be sold out, apparently it will be like the January sales as people fight for a copy

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Hopes are high here that Awful will now be firmly entrenched with an unassailable reputation as bestest most local saviour, right up until their next meltdown

 

that'll be next week then you c**t!!!:blush:

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Of course. Plus a change in the rules of football just for them so they can sign anyone they like outside the transfer window, plus a takeover this week by gazillionaires who will inject 4 billion into the club (all within FFP rules) and of course they can now build a double deck Supermarket with a Carrefour on top of the Tescos.

 

Is that 'financial fair play' or 'fortress fat pipes' ?

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Twitchy and Pompey - sounds like a comedy double act - on the cards if the bestestest are his 'one or two bits and pieces'

"I got some great messages. I got a great one from Stevie Gerrard that I really appreciate because he is one of my all-time favourite footballers."

 

This last time arry made that claim......

 

“I didn’t text Harry Redknapp Gerrard said.

 

“I have never had his (mobile) phone number

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"I got some great messages. I got a great one from Stevie Gerrard that I really appreciate because he is one of my all-time favourite footballers."

 

This last time arry made that claim......

 

“I didn’t text Harry Redknapp Gerrard said.

 

“I have never had his (mobile) phone number

 

I hope he comes out and denies that one as well

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In related "best fans in football/massive club/fallen giant/dodgy dealings/ripped off local charities news", just over 11,000 at Ibrox today to watch Rangers lose to Raith Rovers. Massive club...

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In related "best fans in football/massive club/fallen giant/dodgy dealings/ripped off local charities news", just over 11,000 at Ibrox today to watch Rangers lose to Raith Rovers. Massive club...

 

No matter how far Rangers fall they'll never be bestest

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"I got some great messages. I got a great one from Stevie Gerrard that I really appreciate because he is one of my all-time favourite footballers."

 

This last time arry made that claim......

 

“I didn’t text Harry Redknapp Gerrard said.

 

“I have never had his (mobile) phone number

 

but hang on, didn't Redknapp admit in a court of law that he doesn't know how to use a phone for sending messages.

 

There must be some mistake, surely

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but hang on, didn't Redknapp admit in a court of law that he doesn't know how to use a phone for sending messages.

 

There must be some mistake, surely

 

You just have to remember Harry is great a receiving things like money, gifts, players and texts but not great about sending anything except how good he is at this football malarkey.

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Have come across another 'justification' for the SCUMMER insult.

 

Apparently there was an article in the April/May 1996 issue of the Fanzine 'Frattonise' which states that the term actually came out of a local fishing company dispute prior to WW1 which involved two companies with branches in Portsmouth and Soton.

As per usual Pompey myths, the nasty men from Soton broke the strike, hence the Scummer tag.

This has been taken as FACT by many in Pompey as it was included in a published version of a well known and impeccably researched fanzine so who would argue with such an esteemed publication!!!!!!!!.

The fact that no date has been ascribed to the so called dispute, no company name offered, no understanding that Southampton has never been recognised as a fishing port makes it all the more laughable.

Would be interesting to know how many 'excuses' for the so called strike are now in existence

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Have come across another 'justification' for the SCUMMER insult.

 

Apparently there was an article in the April/May 1996 issue of the Fanzine 'Frattonise' which states that the term actually came out of a local fishing company dispute prior to WW1 which involved two companies with branches in Portsmouth and Soton.

As per usual Pompey myths, the nasty men from Soton broke the strike, hence the Scummer tag.

This has been taken as FACT by many in Pompey as it was included in a published version of a well known and impeccably researched fanzine so who would argue with such an esteemed publication!!!!!!!!.

The fact that no date has been ascribed to the so called dispute, no company name offered, no understanding that Southampton has never been recognised as a fishing port makes it all the more laughable.

Would be interesting to know how many 'excuses' for the so called strike are now in existence

 

Myths and fantasy are always preferred to reality when the world is against you

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So, a question for the true nutjob memoir recorders.

 

When they had their last CVA they were completely debt free right?

 

There were no staged payments or things left for the future? Nothing that anyone took a charge on?

 

Was in conversation with a Queens Park Raisin fan after our game the other night and he seemed to think there was.

 

I was adamant there couldn't be, otherwise we'd all be running around looking for those Popcorn gifs

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So, a question for the true nutjob memoir recorders.

 

When they had their last CVA they were completely debt free right?

 

There were no staged payments or things left for the future? Nothing that anyone took a charge on?

 

Was in conversation with a Queens Park Raisin fan after our game the other night and he seemed to think there was.

 

I was adamant there couldn't be, otherwise we'd all be running around looking for those Popcorn gifs

 

The PFA still have 3 charges in place according to Companies House

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As Lord T says, they still had massive player debts to clear as part of the last 'debt-free' takeover, a process that is only complete once those agreed debts have been cleared.

 

They now claim to have cleared everything, not that we don't believe them but an indicator of that would be that all charges have been lifted as no one requires security on a debt anymore.

They haven't been lifted.

 

No doubt the belated accounts will clear up any misunderstandings later this week.

 

(a QPR fan worried about pompey's insolvency?? :lol:)

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Have come across another 'justification' for the SCUMMER insult.

 

Apparently there was an article in the April/May 1996 issue of the Fanzine 'Frattonise' which states that the term actually came out of a local fishing company dispute prior to WW1 which involved two companies with branches in Portsmouth and Soton.

As per usual Pompey myths, the nasty men from Soton broke the strike, hence the Scummer tag.

This has been taken as FACT by many in Pompey as it was included in a published version of a well known and impeccably researched fanzine so who would argue with such an esteemed publication!!!!!!!!.

The fact that no date has been ascribed to the so called dispute, no company name offered, no understanding that Southampton has never been recognised as a fishing port makes it all the more laughable.

Would be interesting to know how many 'excuses' for the so called strike are now in existence

Did it mention

 

Southampton

Company

Union

Men

 

Because that really was really real and everything.

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TCWTB has an interview in todays Sun.

 

Apparently they much prefer lower league football.

 

Just read that. It's sad when you try and make out something so bloody awful is actually pretty good.

i wonder if the **** realises the Championship or Div 1 both fill the criteria he is talking about, you don't need to be near the bottom of the 2nd Div.

 

hes gonna have an orgasm if they end up non league then !!!

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To be fair in the 80's I can remember us singing about portsmouth fans as bing 'scummers' or was that just a dream I had once

 

True.....they were always called scummers by us......just one more thing they stole :)

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I always remember them as Scummers, didn't hear Skate until around the 90's .

 

I'm sure there was a game at white hart lane where one of theirs , I think it was Anderton, was abused with "Scummer, scummer" every time he touched the ball and a ridiculous reporter writing that we were shouting " sieg heil" , with it being at spurs , quite a nasty accusation . Is my memory playing tricks with me or did this really happen , the article I mean as I know the abuse did .

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building of the new empty superstore underway

 

http://www.stace.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Aerial-View-2.jpg

 

http://www.stace.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Aerial-View-1.jpg

 

 

NSFW - contains images of Portsmouth

 

Mmmmm, that pitch looks truly amazing! Another three months of the season left to play yet, what will it look like at the end?

 

To think, once upon a time they owned ALL of that land....

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TCWTB has an interview in todays Sun.

 

Apparently they much prefer lower league football.

 

Of course they do.

 

And of course when a Sugar Daddy comes along with promises of great (non FFP compliant) investment with celebrity Managers and the like they will all use their "Shares" to refuse to allow a takeover, they'll all stand the moral high ground.

 

They won't throw away their "Fan Owned" history, no sirree, they love it in the lower leagues.

 

Like hell, they'll throw their worthless pieces of paper away faster than they threw away 150 million of debt.

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