sussexsaint Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 I think they should consolidate all of their criminal past and ask for other fences to be taking into consideration. Money laundering , fencing - call it what you will
trousers Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 http://www.jobsite.co.uk/campaigns/offthebench/ With so much in common, there's a lot for us all to be excited about: just like the team, we're always focused on moving forwards. For Pompey, it's about setting sights higher and higher - getting those all-important goals, match after match.
OldNick Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 He looks like he is in the Maze prisonYep he does look like one of the cast of Shawshank Redemption
St. Neil Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 Yep he does look like one of the cast of Shawshank Redemption The one who gets shafted!
Hatch Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 on my regular inside job on Pompeyonlie, Seems McInnes was on the radio last night. One of the web toed fellas has summarised it for us. Paul Walsh good footballer but a din. Budget to spend in jan and players to leave also. Unhappy with sondico and they look like goners. Anything less than play offs is failure. Money now banked from land deal and ringed for redevelopment as promised. So thats goodnight Awful Andy then.
Toadhall Saint Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 Do your mates call you "lightening"? .....or Trigger ???
Crazy Diamond Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 on my regular inside job on Pompeyonlie, Seems McInnes was on the radio last night. One of the web toed fellas has summarised it for us. Paul Walsh good footballer but a din. Budget to spend in jan and players to leave also. Unhappy with sondico and they look like goners. Anything less than play offs is failure. Money now banked from land deal and ringed for redevelopment as promised. So thats goodnight Awful Andy then. I'm not a gambling man but quite willing to bet they won't make the play-offs.
Waterside.saint Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 I'm not a gambling man but quite willing to bet they won't make the play-offs. With their squad and the money they've spent, anything less than the play-offs really would be dire
Golden Balls Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 Hereford United wound up with debts of £166k. Makes me sick what them lot got away with.
Waterside.saint Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 (edited) Hereford United wound up with debts of £166k. Makes me sick what them lot got away with. HMRC tried their best to make an example of them and only failed because of a sympathetic judge. 'nuff said Edited 19 December, 2014 by Waterside.saint
Crazy Diamond Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 Hereford United wound up with debts of £166k. Makes me sick what them lot got away with. As I've said before, it would have been incredibly embarrassing if the Premier League had a club in it that went bust. They were never going to allow it to happen. As for non-league, no embarrassment there. No spotlight.
suewhistle Posted 19 December, 2014 Posted 19 December, 2014 Place an order but don't pay the invoice. Wait two years. Then pay 4%. Simples. B*****r, we've got morals...
eurosaint Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 They really couldn't get more tinpot. The tinpottest
trousers Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 Half Time: Cheltenham 1 Pompey 0 (that's 'Cheltenham' ladies and gentlemen)
Waterside.saint Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 Half Time: Cheltenham 1 Pompey 0 (that's 'Cheltenham' ladies and gentlemen) Courage mes braves, despite holding [snork] Cheltenham [/snork] to a draw they're still down to 14th out of 24
Danbert Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 They're not really convincing me yet that this community club model is going to serve as the bestest blueprint for the future of world football. Struggled to draw with Cheltenham lol... HTFILN
St Chalet Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 They managed to scrape a 1-1, hardly play-off form. Wonder if Champagne Iain has the finger warming the trigger again?
Crazy Diamond Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 They managed to scrape a 1-1, hardly play-off form. Wonder if Champagne Iain has the finger warming the trigger again? He keeps jabbing at it and missing, hand-eye co-ordination has gone a bit...
andysstuff Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 According to Brian Howe there's trouble at the training ground. Wall in the shower room collapsed and trouble with two of the pitches for balance knobhead Neil says its just a leak. Whichever way, I guess that's what happens when you do it yourself in between pizza breaks.
eurosaint Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 Is that even a real word In nutjob land, yes it's a word ! If you consider yourself to be the bestest and fings ain't perfect then you must be prepared to accept being the tinpotttest
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 According to Brian Howe there's trouble at the training ground. Wall in the shower room collapsed and trouble with two of the pitches for balance knobhead Neil says its just a leak. Whichever way, I guess that's what happens when you do it yourself in between pizza breaks. Serves them right for using the shower and not the proper toilet.
Waterside.saint Posted 20 December, 2014 Posted 20 December, 2014 (edited) In nutjob land, yes it's a word ! If you consider yourself to be the bestest and fings ain't perfect then you must be prepared to accept being the tinpotttest They're at one & the same time both bestestest and Most Tinpotest innit Edited 20 December, 2014 by Waterside.saint
LGTL Posted 21 December, 2014 Posted 21 December, 2014 Derby day in the North East today. I'm 27 and often wonder if I'll see a derby (cups permitting) this side of 50. I highly doubt it
rallyboy Posted 21 December, 2014 Posted 21 December, 2014 My bizarre life took me to a restaurant the other night and who was there but Mr Catlin and one of his friends, a senior partner at pompey's legal firm. I make no judgement, they are obviously buddies beyond business - so it's just an observation, and an insight into what I get up to after dark. There were several pix up on the wall, one of David Cameron, and one of the glorious FA Cup 'win'... Though I was slightly taken back when Catlin ordered everything off the menu, asked to pay just a fifth of the bill and eventually just paid 1% of the price for one garlic bread while expecting the rest of the kitchen and waiting staff to pick up the tab.* *I made up some of the last bit.
St Jim Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/diy-pompey-declare-training-home-open-1-6482098 #tinpot the £1.1m project how much? how are they affording this? I was on the understanding that they didn't have a tinpot to p155 in.
St Jim Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Is that even a real word yes, just like Bestest TM
St Jim Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Derby day in the North East today. I'm 27 and often wonder if I'll see a derby (cups permitting) this side of 50. I highly doubt it Where were you 11 years ago when we beat them 3-0 (with Dodd straight in form the corner, a Pahars wonder goal and a late Beattie header)? I had the pleasure of sitting next to my P****y supporting brother for that game. Needless to say he kept very very quiet all game.
rallyboy Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 I thought we'd only played them twice - they never discuss the other 115 years.
Big Bad Bob Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Where were you 11 years ago when we beat them 3-0 (with Dodd straight in form the corner, a Pahars wonder goal and a late Beattie header)? I had the pleasure of sitting next to my P****y supporting brother for that game. Needless to say he kept very very quiet all game. Dodd didn't score, it got given as a Matty Taylor OG FFS
Gemmel Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Where were you 11 years ago when we beat them 3-0 (with Dodd straight in form the corner, a Pahars wonder goal and a late Beattie header)? I had the pleasure of sitting next to my P****y supporting brother for that game. Needless to say he kept very very quiet all game. You dreamt that. The game never took place and neither did the "Incident" at the Joiners.
LGTL Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 The South Coast Derby only started after March 2004 if you ask any skate. The years before that have been swept under the carpet like an unwanted electricity bill.
spyinthesky Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 The South Coast Derby only started after March 2004 if you ask any skate. The years before that have been swept under the carpet like an unwanted electricity bill. They did remember the 2-0 win at the Dell in 1987/8 as a Fanzine celebrating the win was created. At the time it was Pompey's first win over us in 11 games stretching back to 1963/4 so you could understand the outpouring of relief
mcjwills Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 The South Coast Derby only started after March 2004 if you ask any skate. The years before that have been swept under the carpet like an unwanted electricity bill. Or any other bill they don't want to pay.
St Chalet Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower.....
St Jim Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Dodd didn't score, it got given as a Matty Taylor OG FFS I thought it was Schemmel who was awarded it. Can't be ar53d to look it up, either way it didn't happen and I wasn't there according to the mythical Port.
hutch Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower..... Don't be daft
Golden Balls Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower..... Seems like a perfect match. Strange thing is how many people commented saying yes. Not what you'd expect from a "community club".
Mystic Force Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 They spent 1.1 million to do up a rental property using free labour from the staff. I think maybe this time someone else mugged them.
Big Bad Bob Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 (edited) I thought it was Schemmel who was awarded it. Can't be ar53d to look it up, either way it didn't happen and I wasn't there according to the mythical Port. No, you're correct, I was thinking of the Matty Taylor penalty that Crouch scored from in 2005, that came from a corner didn't it? Edited 22 December, 2014 by Big Bad Bob
sussexsaint Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Seems like a perfect match. Strange thing is how many people commented saying yes. Not what you'd expect from a "community club". It would almost certainly count as community service so he could kill 2 birds with one stone, as it were
CB Fry Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower..... There's a little coterie of Ched Evans sympathisers on this forum, in fairness. She was asking for it m'lud. And he's still appealing it so he probably will get cleared of all the charges or something. And anyway, we've all done it when we've had a few beers, ain't we lads? etc. Pompey fans don't have the monopoly on Ched - related tw attery.
Dark Munster Posted 22 December, 2014 Posted 22 December, 2014 tinpot (ˈtɪnˌpɒt) adj (prenominal) 1. inferior, cheap, or worthless 2. paltry; unimportant superlative adjective: tinpottest (e.g. "Portsmouth FC are the tinpottest club in England")
Crazy Diamond Posted 23 December, 2014 Posted 23 December, 2014 I thought we'd only played them twice - they never discuss the other 115 years. Portsmouth FC official history, as told by the bestest: Won the league before it was cool to do so Had the FA Cup longer than anyone else, not because of the war or anything Beat Southampton by three goals on two occasions, the only two times they ever played them, and so are therefore the better of the two clubs Won the FA Cup again through sheer handwork and determination, not using money that was never there Treated despicably by the football authorities and deducted points on a few occasions for no apparent reason Fans take ownership of the club, well sort of
rallyboy Posted 23 December, 2014 Posted 23 December, 2014 Apparently they now have the best keeper in the division too, according to Mr Awford, so that's nice. Straw. Clutching. Slow news day. Distract from the league table. And the lack of filed accounts. Then again, perhaps Awford is confusing best with busiest?
Waterside.saint Posted 23 December, 2014 Posted 23 December, 2014 Thanks tinpot (ˈtɪnˌpɒt) adj (prenominal) 1. inferior, cheap, or worthless 2. paltry; unimportant superlative adjective: tinpottest (e.g. "Portsmouth FC are the tinpottest club in England") I quite like most tinpot or even tinpotmost, as in uppermost... But would settle for tinpotestest
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