TopGun Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Luvverley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 They really just can't get their head around the fact that they are a potless bottom half fourth tier footballing irrelevance whilst we are lighting up the Premier League and are the new darlings of the football public and increasingly, the mainstream media. Add to that the fact that we went through an administration paying all our debts and coming out with pride intact, whereas they repeatedly defaulted on tens of millions, including ripping off kids cancer charities and have become a global example of how not to conduct yourself in football and in business. I would be ashamed to come from Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 No.16, Southampton, at home to......no.38.....portsmouth..... Oh please let that happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 No.16, Southampton, at home to......no.38.....portsmouth..... Oh please let that happen! The stuff wet dreams are made of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich102 Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Assuming this won't work, but try right-clicking and open it, I've been sodding about with an Infographic and can't share cos it's a free site. Gets a bit confusing around the Portpin time so tried to keep it simple. So can anyone actually see the source image by right-clicking and pasting into a new page? Very crude bit of screengrabbing to make sure The9's excellent work doesn't go to waste. Essential reading for any Scummah jealous of Pompey's soon-to-be completed tool-shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 They really just can't get their head around the fact that they are a potless bottom half fourth tier footballing irrelevance whilst we are lighting up the Premier League and are the new darlings of the football public and increasingly, the mainstream media. Add to that the fact that we went through an administration paying all our debts and coming out with pride intact, whereas they repeatedly defaulted on tens of millions, including ripping off kids cancer charities and have become a global example of how not to conduct yourself in football and in business. I would be ashamed to come from Portsmouth. With their budget they should be mid-table in L1 at least. That they are still sliding down the bottom tier is at the same time both richly satisfying and very funny indeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 No.16, Southampton, at home to......no.38.....portsmouth..... Oh please let that happen! Assuming they got to the 3rd round of the FA Cup which looks unlikely, I would prefer that we had a match against the Skates at Fratton to deny them a larger yield of the 50/50 gate money and to thrash them there anyway. Not going to happen though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Assuming they got to the 3rd round of the FA Cup which looks unlikely, I would prefer that we had a match against the Skates at Fratton to deny them a larger yield of the 50/50 gate money and to thrash them there anyway. Not going to happen though. Ah, Fatpipes - that broken down timber tabernacle where fish folk tend their broken clock and dream of playing against Port Vale, Gillingham or Crewe. Count me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Form guide says W1/D4/L4 in their last 9 league games. JPT and CoC exits in that space too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints foreva Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 I've noticed some of the Skates are beginning to question if Andy Awful is the right manager for them. Weren't they fully confident in him being 100% the correct man for the job after 3 games into his caretaker role last season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Some guy on the News comments: Forward Defensive 9:13 PM on 18/10/2014 No surprise we lost today. Away to the strongest side in the league in my opinion. Got them before the season to win the division at 8/1. But we need 442 or 433 on Tuesday with a fast tempo. Fans are getting restless and I can understand why. * With the best will in the world how would you judge Bury to be the L2 2015 winners before the 2014-2015 season started? I smell nonsense there from that fan! * The problem with 442 or 433 at a fast tempo ignores the basic issues that their squad is actually a mediocre L2 squad, no matter how Neil Allen dresses it up. * The ranks are getting restless. A mix of Pompey are too big to be in L2 anyway and Andy Awford might not be the man after all. Will Champagne Iain pull the trigger again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Cousins are Bury fans, they said p*rtsm*uth were the worst team they have seen at Gigg lane this season, bizarrely they were singing OWTS at 3-0 down, which my cousins found slightly confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 18 October, 2014 Share Posted 18 October, 2014 Awford might be the current manager but just look at his eyes in this post match interview... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-needs-to-lift-troops-1-6365906 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 * With the best will in the world how would you judge Bury to be the L2 2015 winners before the 2014-2015 season started? I smell nonsense there from that fan! ? The shakers were joint favourites before the season started I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I've noticed some of the Skates are beginning to question if Andy Awful is the right manager for them. Weren't they fully confident in him being 100% the correct man for the job after 3 games into his caretaker role last season? I had a quick listen to express radio on the way home and the general feeling on their seemed to be that the fans are split right down the middle as whether awful should stay or go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I had a quick listen to express radio on the way home and the general feeling on their seemed to be that the fans are split right down the middle as whether awful should stay or go. Which is the best way for them to be If they were all behind him getting the boot, then champagne Ian and his cronies wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger. While half of them still want him there he'll be there for a good ten more games by which time they'll be so far behind they'll have another season in division four Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Some guy on the News comments: Forward Defensive 9:13 PM on 18/10/2014 No surprise we lost today. Away to the strongest side in the league in my opinion. Got them before the season to win the division at 8/1. But we need 442 or 433 on Tuesday with a fast tempo. Fans are getting restless and I can understand why. * With the best will in the world how would you judge Bury to be the L2 2015 winners before the 2014-2015 season started? I smell nonsense there from that fan! * The problem with 442 or 433 at a fast tempo ignores the basic issues that their squad is actually a mediocre L2 squad, no matter how Neil Allen dresses it up. * The ranks are getting restless. A mix of Pompey are too big to be in L2 anyway and Andy Awford might not be the man after all. Will Champagne Iain pull the trigger again? Yeah but big enough for the Vanorama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Cousins are Bury fans, they said p*rtsm*uth were the worst team they have seen at Gigg lane this season, bizarrely they were singing OWTS at 3-0 down, which my cousins found slightly confusing. Maybe they've had enough and are thinking of defecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
positivepete Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 With all this talk about looking at girls on line being the same as touching them, I am now worried about what reading 99,000 plus posts on the subject of PFC makes me, and is that the same as actually touching PFC players and supporters? Mack, can you find it in your heart to forgive us voyeurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint 76er Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 Maybe they've had enough and are thinking of defecting. I think you mean defecating ... this is Poopey remember! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I think you mean defecating ... this is Poopey remember! Try Disinfecting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I missed my birth year by a couple I feel robbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 19 October, 2014 Share Posted 19 October, 2014 I don't know why their fans are moaning, they've got the equal-cheapest cup of tea in the division. And memories of Thierry Henry saying that they are les bestestement. So I can't help but feel even more deep-rooted jealousy than usual this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 They just can't help themselves, can they. From Portsea Island's "Sports Journalist of the Year": "fledgling company Tifosy share immense pride for their part in the fan-funding blueprint which has subsequently attracted interest from Champions League clubs This is the beginning of crowd funding in world football." But, later in the same article: "We have lined up campaigns with a couple of other Football League clubs but have not finalised the details yet. One is a League Two club and the other is a League One club." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 CL clubs crowd funding?. However unlikely, it would be a new low for football given the income CL clubs have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 CL clubs crowd funding?. However unlikely, it would be a new low for football given the income CL clubs have. And this why it is evidently utter utter b*llocks that any CL clubs have expressed any interest what so ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 And this why it is evidently utter utter b*llocks that any CL clubs have expressed any interest what so ever. No, no Mr. Clapham. It's absolutely true. Straight up, I read it in the Portsmouth News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 A mystery clown? In Portsmouth? I have my suspicions.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/mystery-of-scary-clown-in-portsmouth-1-6366694 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 A mystery clown? In Portsmouth? I have my suspicions.... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/mystery-of-scary-clown-in-portsmouth-1-6366694 No shortage of clowns on the septic isle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 More changes for their game tomorrow apparently. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awford-targets-team-changes-for-pompey-1-6366486 As we know from Awford's comments a couple of weeks ago they're due to "give somebody a tonking." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 But even though Bury are flying high and tipped by many as promotion contenders, Awford believes there is nothing to fear.He said: ‘Just because Bury will be viewed as a team that will be up there at the end of the season, I don’t want us to go there and be cautious. ‘I don’t want us to wait – I want us to take the game to them. ‘If we were going to Man United or Arsenal, then you might have to look at how you are set up as a team. ‘But I don’t mean it disrespectfully to anyone – we are playing Bury. " David Flitcroft team talk done. Just print that off in 84pt, and pin it on the back of the home dressing-room door. Sorry but had to go back and read this again. Who do they think they are??? We are playing Bury pmsl and they were well beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 (edited) Awford is getting shown up big stylee Tbf I don't mind the man but it's clear that he's an amateur fumbling around like the rest of them involved in the set up. Edited 20 October, 2014 by TopGun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Awford is getting shown up big stylee Tbf I don't mind the man but it's clear that he's an amateur fumbling around like the rest of them involved in the set up. Awford says ‘Obviously, we are not scoring enough goals – that is plain and simple to see, whether that is personnel, whether that is creativity, whether that is system, whatever it is let’s analyse it and try to get back out there tomorrow night and start scoring some goals again. You assess it every game and that is no different. I am going to have to look at a few things definitely.' Yes Andy, give that 8 (eight) ball another shake to see what to do next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Neil Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Another Awford quote after the 1-1 home draw with Mansfield "I honestly don't know why the spark wasn't there. If I had the answer I'd be a multi-millionaire and the manager of Real Madrid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Another Awford quote after the 1-1 home draw with Mansfield "I honestly don't know why the spark wasn't there. If I had the answer I'd be a multi-millionaire and the manager of Real Madrid." Unlikely, however knowing the answer might stop you having to sign on before Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 More changes for their game tomorrow apparently. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awford-targets-team-changes-for-pompey-1-6366486 As we know from Awford's comments a couple of weeks ago they're due to "give somebody a tonking." Some of the comments in that article are classics. One of them now seems to think the answer to their problems is hiring Dodds (sic) and Williams, as Dodds (sic) was our Academy Director that discovered Bale, Walcott, AOC, JWP etc etc. Another one of the few is suggesting it may be while before they reap the rewards of spending £270k on their training pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 "I honestly don't know why the spark wasn't there. If I had the answer I'd be a multi-millionaire and the manager of Real Madrid." This time next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Some of the comments in that article are classics. One of them now seems to think the answer to their problems is hiring Dodds (sic) and Williams, as Dodds (sic) was our Academy Director that discovered Bale, Walcott, AOC, JWP etc etc. This will be the same Oxlade-Chamberlain and Ward-Prowse who both lived in the Portsmouth area then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Can't wait for the Rallyboy critique of this: @KCLovesDogs: @portsmouthnews Don't forget @PennyMordauntMP battles for title of #mpdogoftheyear on Thurs with Fire and Rescue Dog http://t.co/PhKdoO0R8z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Can't wait for the Rallyboy critique of this: @KCLovesDogs: @portsmouthnews Don't forget @PennyMordauntMP battles for title of #mpdogoftheyear on Thurs with Fire and Rescue Dog http://t.co/PhKdoO0R8z A bit harsh to call Penny a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 A bit harsh to call Penny a dog Harsher on the dog being linked to Penny. What did the dog do to deserve that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 Awford pre-Stevenage: "They’ve had a stuttering start after suffering relegation from League One at the end of last season. But I don’t really give a monkeys about Stevenage to be honest – my main focus is on us and what we do. We need to start putting smiles back on people’s faces again." Don't worry, Andy, you're making a lot of people very happy at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 20 October, 2014 Share Posted 20 October, 2014 (edited) Can't wait for the Rallyboy critique of this: @KCLovesDogs: @portsmouthnews Don't forget @PennyMordauntMP battles for title of #mpdogoftheyear on Thurs with Fire and Rescue Dog http://t.co/PhKdoO0R8z Penny seems to have lost weight, but her dog has the same wardrobe falls off an aircraft carrier like grace as it enters the water. Edited 20 October, 2014 by Chez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Awford pre-Stevenage: "They’ve had a stuttering start after suffering relegation from League One at the end of last season. But I don’t really give a monkeys about Stevenage to be honest – my main focus is on us and what we do. We need to start putting smiles back on people’s faces again." Don't worry, Andy, you're making a lot of people very happy at the moment! It's true that in his case the hero > zero > villain swingometer is only mid-way through its excursion, but it's surely only a matter of time before 'Awful' joins the ranks of ex-legends and reviled criminals who between them share responsibility for the continuing downfall of the septic few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Make up your own punchlines.... @PennyMordauntMP Great news: football finance & governance reform expert group launched today at @officialpompey & @PompeyTrust will sit on it. @SuppDirect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Gary Glitter to investigate abuse of children, Peter Sutcliffe concerned over working conditions for prostitutes, Oscar Pistorious launches gun safety campaign - pompey to advise on good accounting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Gary Glitter to investigate abuse of children, Peter Sutcliffe concerned over working conditions for prostitutes, Oscar Pistorious launches gun safety campaign - pompey to advise on good accounting. Lol…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Penny Mordaunt MP @PennyMordauntMP #Pompey fans didn't just save their club, their actions are helping reform the national game. So glad they will be part of expert group #PUP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Penny Mordaunt MP @PennyMordauntMP #Pompey fans didn't just save their club, their actions are helping reform the national game. So glad they will be part of expert group #PUP Ffs how? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 21 October, 2014 Share Posted 21 October, 2014 Yes Penny, we know there is an election around the next corner! This is the MP who only steps into the ring when simpletons' votes are there for the harvesting. She was silent throughout the criminality decade and lapped up the glory days that were funded by organised crime, child-maiming and theft from the taxpayer. Penny believes and repeats the deluded insanity that the football club brings £13M into the city for EVERY home game. She also has the aerial agility of a wardrobe in a swimsuit. So her opinion is worthless, her attempts at vote-gathering are cringeworthy. If I want advice on how to source sticky buns or pork pies, or perhaps if I need to empty 7,000 litres of water out of a pool in a hurry, I'll give her a shout. But if I want expert guidance on football finance, I think I'll ask someone with a grasp of the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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