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OldNick

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Is this the year that Corpse will finally be resurrecting his transfer gloating / rumour section?

 

Maradonna was in the Maracana last night but couldn't make out who he was chatting to - must have been one of the trust members though...

It always seems odd when you try and connect the word Trust and Pompey,

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The9

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I wonder how man pink kits they sold last season.

 

None, seeing as their home kit was blue, away kit was white, and third kit was maroon (with a pink hoop).

 

Oh, and for those who were watching my "stock levels" thing progress, they still have EVERY size between S-XL in every shirt except the away GK shirt, despite none costing more than £9.59: http://www.sportsdirect.com/SearchResults?DescriptionFilter=Sondico Portsmouth#dcp=1&dppp=24&OrderBy=&Filter=ASUB%5EFootball+Replica+Shirts

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Is this the year that Corpse will finally be resurrecting his transfer gloating / rumour section?

 

Maradonna was in the Maracana last night but couldn't make out who he was chatting to - must have been one of the trust members though...

It's Deego Marrow-donor according to the bird on CNN. It makes you cringe listening to yanks pretending they know sometning about soccer.

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Wizz2525

10:20 AM on 14/07/2014

 

"The good people of Portsmouth just LOVE their football and with the largest fan based own club in the UK, we are once again set for a great season. We are the No 1 club on the South Coast, We are POMPEY !!! PUP"

 

:mcinnes:

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Oh Wizz2525, bless you.

 

Just popped back to this thread to see if anything much had changed. It hasn't. I'm happy now. Back in a few months to see how close Eastleigh are getting to relegating the Skates down to number FIVE club on the South Coast.

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dubai_phil

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Harsh but very true ;-)

 

Dubai Phil certainly isn't 25 :lol:

 

Has Dubai Phil been to a Pompey home game?

 

The great unwashed make the headlines in Dubai. Don't know if the person in question is

a) A TSW Nutjob b) a skate or c) a n other fan who has had the misfortune of visiting Fortress Fatpipes to see his team have their "FA Cup Final" there.

 

Basically he has been banned from one of the less desirable Bars in Dubai - Rock Bottom - (Dubai Phil frequents it so I rest my case ;-) .), after being chucked out for being drunk and disorderly and then had a bit of a drunken rant on FaceBook!! .........

 

Management at Rock Bottom confirmed that the 25-year-old Englishman has been barred from both branches of the popular watering hole after he wrote “derogatory” comments in a foul-mouthed rant on his social network page.

 

Scott Charlton, the manager of Rock Bottom’s Tecom branch, claimed the man was “very drunk” in the venue last

Tuesday and had to be escorted out by security, which sparked the offensive online remarks.

 

In his post, the Rock Bottom customer slammed senior management and labelled bouncers as “warped”.

 

Despite pledging never to set foot in the bar again, he returned last Thursday and Charlton approached him to ask why he had posted the comments on Facebook.

 

“His comments did not make valid points and they were just direct attacks. If he had valid complaints he should have came to us,” Charlton said.

 

The man, who 7DAYS has chosen not to name, said that when he asked the manager how he knew about the comments, the Rock Bottom boss replied: “Because we have 46 mutual friends on Facebook.”

 

The man claimed Rock Bottom was the “worst” place he’d ever experienced.

 

“And I’ve been to a Portsmouth home game,” he added

 

"Kin hell, I go away on my hols for 4 weeks to avoid Ramadan & meet the Dubai Massive invasion of Glasto & you lot team up & give me a bashing.

 

FFS of COURSE I frequent Rock Bottom.

 

And know the Management very well.

 

They all know their job is to stop the place being infested by the Vermin

 

Perhaps it was DP's other half, or three-eighths, or 7/16ths?

 

The same other half who has now converted half of Krakow into Polski Saints on FB. FFS unlike the Nutjobs they've already created a range of Babywear which includes the image of the Baby urinating on the poopey shirt.

 

(Will try & dig up the picture tomorrow. Trying to see if the new Board will stock them at the Megastore)

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Can you hear something?

It's very quiet but there is definitely a nagging little whine going on.

Yes, it's a tiny minnow in League Two shouting to be heard by the bigger clubs like Bournemouth and Brighton.

 

pompey – England’s trailblazing club which continues to break new ground.

Really?

Summer is here, it must be time to beg and cajole via grand claims of superiority and rousing war cries designed to drag money from the easily-led.

 

 

Tifosy have done a great job in keeping on pushing it and the deal we have got with them is absolutely fantastic – all the money effectively goes straight into the Academy and they are not getting anything out of it.

Whoa hang on, back up, what was that? :o

 

There is an extra word in that sentence that gives it a different meaning....why?

 

We've seen these deals before that didn't cost the club anything and in the past they were proved to be lying to their own supporters.

I'm sure things have effectively changed.

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Hi Phil, can you give the low down on the similarities between Salisbury City and the UAE and PFC and the UAE. Both seem to involve local (to you) chancers.

 

http://www.blackmorevale.co.uk/Direction-star-Niall-Horan-linked-troubled/story-21460723-detail/story.html

 

Sounds like a familiar story of delusion

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28303854

 

Penny Mordaunt joins the government as a junior minister in the Department for Communities and Local Government. The MP has served as an unpaid ministerial aide to the defence secretary for the past few years and made a splash, literally, by taking part in a reality TV show in which contestants learned how to dive.

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Hi Phil, can you give the low down on the similarities between Salisbury City and the UAE and PFC and the UAE. Both seem to involve local (to you) chancers.

 

http://www.blackmorevale.co.uk/Direction-star-Niall-Horan-linked-troubled/story-21460723-detail/story.html

 

Sounds like a familiar story of delusion

 

You are actively asking Phil to tell one of his stories?!?

 

Sweet Jebus!

 

 

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OldNick

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You are actively asking Phil to tell one of his stories?!?

 

Sweet Jebus!

 

 

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Phil popped into my business to say hello and give me an update on things when he was in the UK last week, golf was only mentioned 3 or 4 times. His amazing news about golf I am going to withhold as Im ITK, so there.
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Can you hear something?

It's very quiet but there is definitely a nagging little whine going on.

Yes, it's a tiny minnow in League Two shouting to be heard by the bigger clubs like Bournemouth and Brighton.

 

pompey – England’s trailblazing club which continues to break new ground.

Really?

Summer is here, it must be time to beg and cajole via grand claims of superiority and rousing war cries designed to drag money from the easily-led.

 

 

Tifosy have done a great job in keeping on pushing it and the deal we have got with them is absolutely fantastic – all the money effectively goes straight into the Academy and they are not getting anything out of it.

Whoa hang on, back up, what was that? :o

 

There is an extra word in that sentence that gives it a different meaning....why?

 

We've seen these deals before that didn't cost the club anything and in the past they were proved to be lying to their own supporters.

I'm sure things have effectively changed.

 

What's that coming over the hill?

Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

 

No just Pompey!

 

 

And as is traditional, I must say, this is a great page ;)

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The9

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Can someone repost the reasons why the Skates are not the "largest fan owned blah blah" please? Something something now that they are only 20(?)% fan contribution there are lots of other clubs with HNW "owners" which are bigger (eg Swansea)?

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A bit like all the charity money they collected "effectively" went straight to the charities then....? ;)

 

Oh my...

 

Could you imagine the reaction if a scheme like this backfired and their money was mysteriously never passed on to the club?

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dubai_phil

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Nick old chap. What a shame that the owners of poopey did not use 1% of 1% of the Planning, preparation and ground work on their Business Plan that you clearly put into your new operation. Still, I did note some similarities. Clients p1ssing on toilet seats springs to mind!

 

Oh Pete. Where to start. (So I can finish in under 70 paragraphs just for Derry!)

 

There is an amazing collective Insanity in the UK at the mention of "Dubai Businessman". Gregory House got it right

 

 

You idiots seem to think that just because a Pint of Beer costs over 6 quid, everyone here is minted.

The eyes glaze over and normal instincts just swoon away. Whether it is an Investor from Dubai or equally the chance for a SMB Brit Co to get a Sales Order or Contract from over here. There are PLENTY of professionals here Lawyers, Accountants, Consultants that could help warn people but oh no, all guns blazing straight to ruin.

Well, the only people who make money here are Liars and Cheats. Everyone else has to go eat at Ravi's and shop at the Clothing section of Carrefour.

Intrinsic to this pattern are the fundamental lack of things you lot take for granted - Consumer Protection Legislation, Social Awareness (let alone services), and in any business outside a Free Trade Zone? A complete lack of ANY need to file ANY Audited Accounts.

 

"I am zillionaire from Dubai"

"OMG we are saved. can you prove it?"

"Yes I have Photoshop"

"OMG you own Photshop"....etc etc etc

 

Then add in the fact that nobody EVER pays for anything - client ONLY takes 180 days credit? consider yourself lucky.

It wasn't just Salisbury & The Skates, remember the demise of Saint Lee & that Sexual disease StD? Their "buyer" didn't even have a Trade Licence. How can people NOT check those basic facts out? Oh yes, no Agencies of that nature exist here. Hell even LUFC got screwed over.

 

People here KNOW everyone is crooked and everyone lies. You Brits just ASSUME everyone plays fair.

 

Still, us normal peeps have clubbed together and are now seeking investment for our new Project. In fact we are inviting Pcfc to relocate as our Lead Tenant. The offer to buy them out will be in the post very shortly. Wayne Rooney has already signed up for a Condo

 

We give you THE latest Holiday Destination..

T W A Topolis

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/dubai-to-build-****opolis-2014071188511

 

Dubai unveils ****opolis

 

11-07-14

dome425.jpg

 

 

A MASSIVE dome full of the horrible things that ****s like is to be built in Dubai.

The quintrillion-dollar air-conditioned monstrosity will contain ghastly hotels, pretentious shops and soulless bars called things like ‘Tyger’.

A government spokesman said: “****opolis will consolidate our city’s status as a hub for the biggest ****s on the planet.

“Footballers, their dreadful wives, sleazebag billionaires and cackling middle-management hen parties will come in their droves because it is very big, very expensive and the weather is hot.”

Footballer Wayne Hayes said: “Can I buy shoes that cost more than a hospital? Are they very colourful and can I carry them away in big shiny bags? Can I then eat a burger while my wife gets some hot ‘healing mud’ poured on her? And then buy some **** art?

“Basically, is it vile? If so I am in.”

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Torres

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Oh my...

 

Could you imagine the reaction if a scheme like this backfired and their money was mysteriously never passed on to the club?

 

The gullible skates would be fobbed off with some crap from Factless, in association with the illustrious "Engagement Manager" if he's still alive.

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Fixing my typo here too...
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OldNick

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Nick old chap. What a shame that the owners of poopey did not use 1% of 1% of the Planning, preparation and ground work on their Business Plan that you clearly put into your new operation. Still, I did note some similarities. Clients p1ssing on toilet seats springs to mind!

 

Lol thank heavens it wasnt TCWTB who had ****~~ on the toilet seat, it is amazing how the public abuse facilities that are provided. You have refrained from giving out the golf info, i look forward to the post lol. You will get a few PM's begging no doubt
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I seem to remember the PST claiming that their bid for the club was "fully funded".

 

Didn't last long, did it? Or did I miss the part where they planned to take a mangy dog on a piece of string and a dirty blanket along to a Southsea underpass?

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I seem to remember the PST claiming that their bid for the club was "fully funded".

 

Didn't last long, did it? Or did I miss the part where they planned to take a mangy dog on a piece of string and a dirty blanket along to a Southsea underpass?

 

It was "fully funded". But that was only to actually buy the club, and by the HNW individuals who now have 100% of the decision-making power and have put in at least 75% of the investment cash. The "low net worth" Skates haven't actually funded anything beyond last summer.

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I noticed in todays "Times" whilst looking at the minor government ministerial jobs, post reshuffle, that Matthew Hancock has been appointed Minister for Portsmouth!!! - I'm baffled. Anyone else notice this? I was actually trying to see which minor post Penny Mordaunt had been appointed to.

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It was "fully funded". But that was only to actually buy the club, and by the HNW individuals who now have 100% of the decision-making power and have put in at least 75% of the investment cash. The "low net worth" Skates haven't actually funded anything beyond last summer.

 

That's simply not true!

 

Many of them are now the proud owners of virtual penalty spots which are fully funded.

Some of them are even awaiting the delivery of their digital certificate, yes that's right, digital certificate! confirming that they have 'sponsored' a square metre of the academy training pitch - for clarity, they won't own the square metre, but will of course own the digital certificate!

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