Gingeletiss Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 (y) That was supposed to be a 'like' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 have Real Madrid not signed Jed Wallace yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 With all the saints goings on that still get endless headlines during a world cup, I'd forgotten all about old pompey. What have they done this summer? Spent lots? Signed another 15 players for the big league 2 promotion push? I'll check the league table in March and see how that's going. This will be the ultimate victory, completely forgetting that the grotty little cesspool of a club exists. our new hated team is Liverpool now anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 have Real Madrid not signed Jed Wallace yet? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27735131 Don't be stupid Hatch - Why on earth would you sign for Real Madrid when you could sign for the blue few. I did wonder at the time, how much that the "Incentives" for him to sign would have cost them, but then I remembered they have pots of cash + parachute payments + Tesco's + penalty spot sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 have Real Madrid not signed Jed Wallace yet? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 2 July, 2014 Share Posted 2 July, 2014 of course Madrid haven't signed him. The highly-rated midfielder will have turned his back on a host of offers from Premier League clubs, declined the chance of Champions' League football and sensibly pledged his future to plucky pompey - who will in turn have spurned the advances of several European giants and fought off competition to retain the services of the future England international, allowing him to lead them to promotion glory. And bestest of all, those 'facts' can all be shoehorned into paragraphs of eight words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Awford also confirmed there had been no enquiries for any of his 27-man squad since they returned for pre-season training. Why not i say, their all so good according to the blue few... pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 no news is , umm, exactly that no news. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/tough-start-to-get-tougher-for-pompey-1-6155810 ‘There’s no issues. For once there is no great, big story. ‘It’s everyone just going about their work. ‘It’s what should happen at a normal football club. That has left Awford with three groups of 24 to work with in sessions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 https://audioboo.fm/boos/2300437-pompey-fans-invest-in-young-talent #tinpot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 That's 2 shock Factless exclusives in a week. They promise to stick to their budget, plus they train and don't punch each other. Says so much about what's gone before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 It's official, they are a charity http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-going-dutch-1714846.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeSixty Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 https://www.tifosy.com/campaigns/pompey-academy The rewards for donating are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 https://www.tifosy.com/campaigns/pompey-academy The rewards for donating are hilarious. Still 17/24 of the Pompey Match Reporter packages left which is completely baffling. You'd think the local 'females' woud be selling their false teeth to have the chance of sitting next to award winning journalist and all round man-hunk Neil Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 Still 17/24 of the Pompey Match Reporter packages left which is completely baffling. You'd think the local 'females' woud be selling their false teeth to have the chance of sitting next to award winning journalist and all round man-hunk Neil Allen. You're forgetting that he's not from the Island of Doctor Moreau (high time that one was revived I think), so the chances of him being a sufficiently close relative are just too low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 3 July, 2014 Share Posted 3 July, 2014 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/4380699.stm Amusing article from back in 2005 (y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 4 July, 2014 Share Posted 4 July, 2014 Factless promoting revenge violence https://twitter.com/pn_neil_allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 4 July, 2014 Share Posted 4 July, 2014 Could we use the money from the sale of lalanna and buy the skates and just use them as a feeder club........just for ****s and kicks :-). Obviously buy them anonamously then once completed re brand them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 4 July, 2014 Share Posted 4 July, 2014 Obviously buy them anonamously then once completed re brand them. Is that a typo for anomalously? Seems an appropriate word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 Don't you mean use the money from the sale of Tommy Forecast to buy them? A bit like buying one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 (edited) Don't you mean use the money from the sale of Tommy Forecast to buy them? [/url]. Done!! Edit damn and blast pic link doesn't seem to work!! https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mickey+mouse+club+badge&rlz=1T4ADBR_enAE312AE313&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=frS3U6zNCYmr7AbeyYG4BA&ved=0CD0Q7Ak&biw=1663&bih=851#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=WNPpLYSQ8tvGtM%253A%3BRjWcE1tVTsbOtM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi.ebayimg.com%252Ft%252FMickey-Mouse-Club-badge-58mm-%252F00%252F%2524(KGrHqN%252C!jkE2HK%252BVn7gBNsmqFnyRw~~0_35.JPG%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.ebay.co.uk%252Fitm%252FMickey-Mouse-Club-badge-58mm-%252F270739553630%3B300%3B200 Edited 5 July, 2014 by ericofarabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 I'm sure you're all aware that Appy is now Oxford's manager. But, in case you're not, here's the lowdown http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28163679 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 With a career win ratio of 23% and average of 1.02 points per game, you can see why. Odds are he could keep you up most seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 5 July, 2014 Share Posted 5 July, 2014 With a career win ratio of 23% and average of 1.02 points per game, you can see why. Odds are he could keep you up most seasons. Are you sure? 50pts gets you relegated from the 4th Division most seasons. that's more than 1.02 ave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brizzie Saints Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Is that a typo for anomalously? Seems an appropriate word! Ha ha unfortunately no...........just a crap speller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Lol... Pompeyscot has taken PoL down in a hissy fit.... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 how can you have a hissy fit when nothing is happening? You really need to save your attention-seeking outrage and childish moral stances for match threads - or transfer discussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
positivepete Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 Exit from Rio today. Four years ago in South Africa I saw a fair few Pompey flags and met a number of their fans but not so many Saints fans. Big turn around this time. Not come across one Pompey fan but met loads of Saints fans. How times change. (Should that be five paragraphs?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 how can you have a hissy fit when nothing is happening? You really need to save your attention-seeking outrage and childish moral stances for match threads - or transfer discussions. He was leaving the forum and shutting it down honest he was! Err except no he wasn't, in fact he is still going to be involved in running it he just wanted a load of posts begging him to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 The toys are all out of the pram and will not be back till mondee HTH:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 What's happened there then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 What's happened there then? Some posters were annoyed because they were fed up of being asked for money and being made to feel bad for not donating. Others said they shouldn't complain about something like that and a big argument ensued. Pompeyscot lost it when someone said they were annoyed about him continually threatening to close down the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 6 July, 2014 Share Posted 6 July, 2014 I would say Pompey is the gift that keeps on giving. But in reality they are the charity case that keeps on taking. Maybe the good folk of POL could buy their own virtual server or rent out their Mod slots to fund the site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Anyone know what the presidents actually get in return for their 50 grand donation? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/act-now-to-buy-community-shares-1719372.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70's Mike Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Anyone know what the presidents actually get in return for their 50 grand donation? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/act-now-to-buy-community-shares-1719372.aspx parking place at Tesco 24/7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Anyone know what the presidents actually get in return for their 50 grand donation? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/act-now-to-buy-community-shares-1719372.aspx Tesco points....possibly the only points obtained by Septic Isle FC this season? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 https://www.tifosy.com/campaigns/pompey-academy The rewards for donating are hilarious. The "best pompey mum" and "best pompey dad" shirts could create all sorts of confusion and problems :-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 So whose going to buy a skates season ticket on Wednesday from the great Andy Awford ? I see they have sold 8000 . Or is that how many they have given away free ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoPints Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 The "best pompey mum" and "best pompey dad" shirts could create all sorts of confusion and problems :-o Both might go to the same person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjsaint Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 The "best pompey mum" and "best pompey dad" shirts could create all sorts of confusion and problems :-o Do they sell 'brotherdaddy' and 'sistermummy' shirts too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Feck me 10 grand to sit there all season to pee it up with Champagne Ian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 (edited) Oh dear even Leyton Orient have just been bought by an Italian multi millionaire. Surely he missed the outstanding super bestest biggest fan owedclub in the world, as an investment not to be missed. Or in their case, just as attractive as genital warts.... Edited 7 July, 2014 by SOTONS EAST SIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 quick up date chimp on line will be offski till ferver notice;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Chalet Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 Although not Saints related I thought, today of all days, this news (which has just come to me from an excellent well-placed source in P*mpey) deserves a position on the main forum. I am told news of the collapse will officially emerge in the next few days. This is not a wind-up. I don't usually "do" gloating but with the mod's permission can I indulge myself just a little? Perhaps today (July 8th) should now be made a public holiday in Hants. Happy 5 Years to all my fellow Nutjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 7 July, 2014 Share Posted 7 July, 2014 That's 5 years of my life I'll never get back. Worth it though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 pompey's five year plan. For all the turmoil the main board is in at the moment... compare & contrast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Five years? This thread has more history than the current company AFCpompeyphoenix2013PDTbeggingcharityincorporated.org. Happy anniversary you bedwetting nutjobs, let it go, there's nothing to see here, as one infamous poster said two takeovers ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 What a delicious counterpoint this has provided to our own rise. We are now more financially well off then at any other point in our history and they have forever created their own hell with a structure that will ensure they will never be anything more then a low level championship team at very, very best. Happy half-decade Nutjobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 Five glorious years..Us, this thread and the plummet of the few to a more fitting league position. If we could just get p*ssflaps locked up then it would be perfect....perhaps Theo could file a historical complaint Happy Anniversary Saints fans...and to Mack who has seen it all through with humour. Particular good wishes to FF for starting this, Rallyboy for adding to the comedy that this thread already brings and to Trousers and the techies (sounds like a sixties band) who seek out and post the snippets from the obscurer sources for our delectation and derision! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 8 July, 2014 Share Posted 8 July, 2014 1966 was a good year. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarniaSaint Posted 9 July, 2014 Share Posted 9 July, 2014 No more laughs today LOL Did they sign Riquelme and we are all in denial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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