trousers Posted 18 June, 2014 Posted 18 June, 2014 Does not Farmery realise that Porta Portese is a flea market where any old tat goes? I doubt he realises the pope is catholic let alone being able to recognise an Italian jumble sale....
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 18 June, 2014 Posted 18 June, 2014 Probably to do with this: "In keeping with requirements of the Professional Footballers’ Association, 50 per cent of the transfer figure will go towards paying legacy debts." They will try and fiddle the amount they need to hand over to the PFA. Come on its Crawley! We ain't got no money no more - the best Poopey can hope for is a couple of rain sodden turfs from the pitch that's still drying out from last season
TopGun Posted 19 June, 2014 Posted 19 June, 2014 It seems they've managed to persuade the FL to let them buy a non-league player they're now describing as a L2 Yaya Toure... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-to-complete-midfielder-signing-1-6128988
rallyboy Posted 19 June, 2014 Posted 19 June, 2014 The door is open - spend, spend, spend!!! Farm out youth, fill the squad, it's Christmas again! Tonight they're gonna party like MC Storrie is on the decks and DJ Lampitt is in da house.
mcjwills Posted 19 June, 2014 Posted 19 June, 2014 So this flea market seller still has ancient Skate stock that nobody wants to purchase. No surprise there really
Ohio Saint Posted 19 June, 2014 Posted 19 June, 2014 So this flea market seller still has ancient Skate stock that nobody wants to purchase. No surprise there really There is clearly a crowd of people in that picture considering the option to buy shares in it.
The9 Posted 20 June, 2014 Posted 20 June, 2014 So this flea market seller still has ancient Skate stock that nobody wants to purchase. No surprise there really I wonder how cheap their 2013/14 shirts will get on SportsDirect? I've just checked and at £9.59 (and having been at that price for at least 2 weeks) they still have: Home shirt infant and junior sizes 12, 1-2, 5-6, 7-8, 9-10, 11-12, 13 Home shirt adult sizes S, M, L, XL Plus numerous away, third, goalkeeper and training kit. They must be chuffed about the booming market in size 3-4 kids' shirts though, assuming they ever stocked them. Same goes for the 2XL, 3XL and 4XL home shirts - though they do still have all of those in the away shirt, and all sizes except 4XL in the third kit. In short, they still have bloody loads of them. At under £10. In all sizes. For all kits. http://www.sportsdirect.com/SearchResults?DescriptionFilter=Portsmouth%20Football%20Shirts#dcp=1&dppp=24&OrderBy=discountvalue_desc
rallyboy Posted 20 June, 2014 Posted 20 June, 2014 Going to the trouble of checking out the stock levels of their full replica kits is Nutjobbery above and beyond the call of duty! The much-coveted PTS medal of honour will no doubt be on the way soon. You can clean it every day - to fill all those hours that you obviously have spare!
Danbert Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money.
OldNick Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 So this flea market seller still has ancient Skate stock that nobody wants to purchase. No surprise there really Porta Portese market 1 shirt and Portsea market would be full of them for sale, nobody wearing them though
hutch Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money. No, but their suppliers and ex-players do.
sussexsaint Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money. Indeed, I have it on good authority that I order to fox the taxman and once again be able to live beyond means they are evolving a virtual currency called South Hampshire Internet Transaction Coins or SH ITCOINS for short. They are untraceable and have no actual value and are therefore made for eachother.
View From The Top Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money. It is actually beyond tinpot.
suewhistle Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 It's the sort of thing a Sunday team might do as a laugh, with a bit of banter over a drink, to raise a few quid for club funds. But they're serious!
Minsk Posted 21 June, 2014 Posted 21 June, 2014 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money. That is so tin-pot it is an insult to pots made of tin!! And with this post I bid goodbye to the page number of my, and our new manager's, birth year!!
Golden Balls Posted 22 June, 2014 Posted 22 June, 2014 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money. Jesus wept! Is this a joke? Has a nutjob hacked their site and started trolling them?
trousers Posted 22 June, 2014 Posted 22 June, 2014 (edited) http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money. Edited 22 June, 2014 by trousers
tony13579 Posted 22 June, 2014 Posted 22 June, 2014 I hate to think what the "exclusive reward" is? Something they bought into the shop and sold none of?
Ohio Saint Posted 22 June, 2014 Posted 22 June, 2014 Is it like when you "Adopt" an African child? You get a photo of your penalty spot and regulars letters from it, telling you about it's day?
Jonnyboy Posted 22 June, 2014 Posted 22 June, 2014 Is it like when you "Adopt" an African child? You get a photo of your penalty spot and regulars letters from it, telling you about it's day?
OldNick Posted 22 June, 2014 Posted 22 June, 2014 Penalty spots are the new snow leopards.to be fair there are only 2 Pompey penalty spots in the world wheras there must be 50 or so Snow Leopards. If you own the spot can you take it away and just leave a bit of mud where it is placed.If so I might go and buy it
hutch Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 You're getting confused Nick. This isn't a real virtual penalty spot. This is a virtual penalty spot on a rented training pitch. So it's worth a lot more, obviously.
OldNick Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 You're getting confused Nick. This isn't a real virtual penalty spot. This is a virtual penalty spot on a rented training pitch. So it's worth a lot more, obviously. Lol even their penalty spot sales are dodgy
ALWAYS_SFC Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/3/ Is this TCWTB on his holiday
CB Saint Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 If you won the penalty spot, could you charge them rent when they wanted to practice penalties. And whats to stop them painting all of the lines one foot to the left and selling the new spot again? Or will they leave yours in place?
sussexsaint Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 Aw.... here is a photo of a Penalty spot nursery, where mummy and Daddy spots tuck the little ones into bed of a night and lull them to sleep with tales of magic beans and sleeping giants
andysstuff Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 @solentsport: #pompey midfielder Romain Padovani leaves club by mutual consent Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
bridge too far Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/3/ Is this TCWTB on his holiday Bloody image won't post
Danbert Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-push-continues--event-reminder Something tells me that they're never going to stop doing this. There is no deadline, there'll always be something new to fix. If the roof leak gets really bad, the fat stops the pipes totally or the South Stand collapses the begging bowls will be out again. The community don't own Pompey, they just get to pay for it. Again, and again, and again, and again...
badgerx16 Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/3/ Is this TCWTB on his holiday Bloody image won't post Be grateful !
OldNick Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-push-continues--event-reminder Something tells me that they're never going to stop doing this. There is no deadline, there'll always be something new to fix. If the roof leak gets really bad, the fat stops the pipes totally or the South Stand collapses the begging bowls will be out again. The community don't own Pompey, they just get to pay for it. Again, and again, and again, and again...we wish for the current members to buy more shares Lol Talk about squeezing them until they are dry.
rallyboy Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 effing 'shares' - surely even the thickest of the thick must now be wondering how the property developers can keep on offering you new shares in something without diluting your existing share of fantasy ownership?
Hatch Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 If you won the penalty spot, could you charge them rent when they wanted to practice penalties. And whats to stop them painting all of the lines one foot to the left and selling the new spot again? Or will they leave yours in place? They can do it a thousand times, a million times even, it doesn't exist, except in their tiny little minds.
sidthesquid Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 effing 'shares' - surely even the thickest of the thick must now be wondering how the property developers can keep on offering you new shares in something without diluting your existing share of fantasy ownership? You can see why the prperty developers keep doing it, though. Every time they must think - surely nobody is that stupid, they'll tumble it this time - and lo and behold the Septic Isle dwellers fall for it all over again. It's like Groundhog Day all over again down there.
Danbert Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 Tin pot Pompey... http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-offer-roadshow-to-visit-surrey
alehouseboys Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 Tin pot Pompey... http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-offer-roadshow-to-visit-surrey "With a catchment area that includes Guildford, Godalming, Woking and Farnham" That can't be true, all their top hoolies like to bang on about how they're all working class heroes from "off the island". Surely they don' t want to be associated with all those hoytie-toyties from the rural stockbroker belt?
St Chalet Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 Looks like Penny's been hacked! Probably her most relevant tweets tbf.
andysstuff Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 Looks like Penny's been hacked! Probably her most relevant tweets tbf. Oops. Looks like there's hundreds of them. Fancy not having a decent password ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Goatboy Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/pennydive.gif Was her password her Indian name? Dives-like-fridge.
Gemmel Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=553188 Anyone would think they are desperate :scared:
Gemmel Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 Lotteries are not something I would associate with companies that run pubs..... http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=553642 But don't worry they have gone into administration http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Company-City-News/It-s-official-London-Town-goes-into-administration Must be catching :lol:
Viking Warrior Posted 23 June, 2014 Posted 23 June, 2014 I think we should look in our garden sheds and see if we have any bags of grass seeds we can donate to them . Or better still let's have our own fund raising scheme . By the pitches and refuse to let them play on them .
Hatch Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Tin pot Pompey... http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-offer-roadshow-to-visit-surrey They will even sell you a virtual pint for £10. You don't get one, but if you did it would look just like the one Catlin is drinking.
trousers Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 @solentsport: #Pompey have announced the signing of former #SaintsFC keeper Michael Poke
Saints foreva Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 @solentsport: #Pompey have announced the signing of former #SaintsFC keeper Michael Poke Southampton reject...
andysstuff Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 @solentsport: #pompey Dunne and Poke join Portsmouth http://t.co/ntDkNMBeBd Must be a joke in there somewhere... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
The9 Posted 24 June, 2014 Posted 24 June, 2014 Just for the record, the Infant Skate shirts are £4.99 and the kids' kits are £6.99. They have now sold out of Goalkeeper shirts in L and XL for the home and away kits - still got every outfield size up to XL though, despite the UP TO 80% OFF sale. Re: Poke - since leaving Saints in 2010 he's played once for Brighton in the League Cup, played 8 times for now non-League Bristol Rovers on loan, and 57 times for now non-League Torquay, though not for the last 2 months of their relegation season when he was either dropped or injured. He also had a shedload of appearances for Torquay (50+) when on loan for Saints. But overall, 1 appearance for a club still in the Football League in the last 4 years, and before that, 4 for Saints in 6 years.
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