ooh it's a corner Posted 14 March, 2014 Posted 14 March, 2014 One, a fat whale, showing off in front of the cameras, in a shameless demonstration of self-appreciation, that only the self would appreciate. Two, a graceful dive from one of the largest, most beautiful, creatures on the planet, creating a splash that we could only imagine seeing with our own eyes.
OVER THE HILL Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 BBC Radio Solent Sport Twitter "Inspired by Steve Fletcher's award, we're asking you to devise a category and pick a nominee. Pompey for the most Consistent Award?" Any Suggestions ?
andysstuff Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 @pn_neil_allen: Pitch looking superb here at Fleetwood for today’s #Pompey game. http://t.co/QfZLmHk9rk Ready are excuse if they lose 'we're more used to playing on a cabbage patch of a field'
andysstuff Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Well they scored. Not that it did them much good.
LocksHeathRed Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Oh dear...the "increased" playing budget designed to push for promotion next year...from The Conference!
Jonnyboy Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 All 5 teams below have a game in hand and Pompey are only 4 points ahead of a relegation spot. Lol.
Waterside.saint Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 The fat bird is warming up! #fatpenny tuning up to follow on from her #PlummetingGarageDoor (thanks Rallyboy) act?
Waterside.saint Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 All 5 teams below have a game in hand and Pompey are only 4 points ahead of a relegation spot. Lol. Matt Bloomfield: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26548168 "Torquay are scrapping for their lives and Exeter have got some good, experienced players in their squad. Northampton Town have also been on a very good run of form. The appointment of Chris Wilder as manager in January and the subsequent acquisitions of players like Emile Sinclair and Ricky Ravenhill really gave their squad a boost. It all means that teams in mid-table or just below will still be looking over their shoulders when checking the results on a Saturday afternoon or in midweek." So imagine the panic in the #lowlyportsmouth board room
trousers Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Sitting at Southampton Central - just heard the Pompey score....hahahahaha
Ohio Saint Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 On Solent earlier, they were talking about whether or not barker actually knows who his best players are, and went on to discuss man management. Hell, even Solent can't find a positive for them at the moment!
Goatboy Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Oh dear. That goal difference isn't looking too healthy either. Be a shame if they get relegated by a single goal on the last day of the season. mwawahahahahahahah!
Goatboy Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 (edited) Oh dear. That goal difference isn't looking too healthy either. Be a shame if they get relegated by a single goal on the last day of the season. mwawahahahahahahah! Soz. Duplicate MFing post. Edited 15 March, 2014 by Goatboy
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 hahaha they've gone into proper ****ing mental melt down mode now...... twitter is on FIRE!
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 oh and whilst he was trying to conduct his media interviews in the tunnel the fans started giving him a load of abuse.....
St Chalet Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 They'll be on the open top bus tomorrow through Southsea Common 'We scored a goal'
Tamesaint Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 According to Skate player on Solent, the penalty against them today was unbelievable. It was never a penalty. Has there ever been a fair penalty against them?
Downthe36 Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 My favourite quote from their forum tonight :- Powerless? But you're all shareholders aren't you, oh wait.
badgerx16 Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Cod 3 Skates 1. As the seagull flies I live a mile and a half downwind from the ground, so we've kept the windows shut all afternoon.
Micky Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Air Guitar crowd.... is 250 really a crowd, more a group I would say. But I'm sure that they have raised loads of dosh... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/chesney-hawkes-leads-mass-air-guitar-strum-at-fratton-park-1-5939276
Chez Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Ever get the feeling they are just making it too easy for us http://www.portsmouthguildhall.org.uk/events-in-the-south/new-theatre-royals-comedy-record-event-at-fratton-park
Saint in Paradise Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Ever get the feeling they are just making it too easy for us http://www.portsmouthguildhall.org.uk/events-in-the-south/new-theatre-royals-comedy-record-event-at-fratton-park http://www.portsmouthguildhall.org.uk/GenerateImage.aspx?file=images/articles/a70530_crop_business-man-and-woman.jpg&resize=T&height=234&width=234 Now that could be very interesting, just wonder if it will be pimpey or normal business they will be showing?
biondani Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 They'll be on the open top bus tomorrow through Southsea Common 'We scored a goal' I thought they were keeping the bus for a rarer occasion where they can say "we paid a bill, in full, and on time"
The9 Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Quite hopeful Newport will continue their appalling recent form at home on the beach against Exeter tomorrow, seeing as they're not going to go up they may as well help the Skates down... playing them in a couple of weeks, too.
hypochondriac Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Oh dear. That goal difference isn't looking too healthy either. Be a shame if they get relegated by a single goal on the last day of the season. mwawahahahahahahah! Soz. Duplicate MFing post. Towards the end of the season they have three games against teams around them. If they lose a couple of them then they will really be in trouble.
Crazy Diamond Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 My favourite quote from their forum tonight :- Powerless? But you're all shareholders aren't you, oh wait. I don't know how anyone can write anything so incomprehensible. That's a staggering level of ineptitude.
Whitey Grandad Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 I don't know how anyone can write anything so incomprehensible. That's a staggering level of ineptitude. Just a missing apostrophe, easily done on a smartphone. I've seen worse on here.
Dark Munster Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 Perhaps they could extend the concept so the players can score imaginary goals? The crowd could to an imaginary celebration and they could imagine getting promoted. They've already done that! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/reading-1-pompey-0-1-3595034 Among the more original chants was ‘Let’s pretend we’ve scored a goal’, followed by a cheer.
Dark Munster Posted 15 March, 2014 Posted 15 March, 2014 I have been thoroughly enjoying catching up on this bestest following my absence over the last few weeks, then I scrolled onto this piece of gold. A great, in-depth analysis CORPY, LOL and PMSL at all your stats, what a pleasure for the eyes. Welcome to League Two you filthy skate c*nt. Come on hole, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel about Corpse.
waggy Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Apparently Penny has been asked to take singing lessons before the last match of the season
Crazy Diamond Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Just a missing apostrophe, easily done on a smartphone. I've seen worse on here. Perhaps it's me then - it took me a few goes to understand what was being said.
Batman Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 the bestest ever being the best again... http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=540288
Big Bad Bob Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 (edited) Had anyone done one of these yet? Ah, I see I am too late, never mind never hurts to be reminded what a mess they're in Edited 16 March, 2014 by Big Bad Bob
Whitey Grandad Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Perhaps it's me then - it took me a few goes to understand what was being said. Not just you, I had to read it a few times but if you're being charitable you can blame auto-correct. I always do.
holepuncture Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Come on hole, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel about Corpse. No need, hope is fading away!: Woke up this morning hoping to have a more positive frame of mind over yesterday's result but it's virtually impossible when we have a manager that is so negative in his application and execution. We are in a relegation battle now, not when we drop into the bottom two and yet people fail to believe we'll be relegated, that we're too big to go down! We're already fighting for our football league survival and it seems people are not aware of this, including Barking Mad Barker and the Board. Jeez, even scum didn't sink this low
Hatch Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 with a few of the teams below them having midweek games, they could be in the bottom two this time next week.
Crazy Diamond Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 "Jeez, even scum didn't sink this low" Er hang on a minute, they surpassed our lowest ebb a very long time ago now.
waggy Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Skates by name and by nature, both feeding off the bottom
dronskisaint Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Apparently Penny has been asked to take singing lessons before the last match of the season Yes...because the diving lessons went really well didn't they......:rolleyes:
Ohio Saint Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Yes...because the diving lessons went really well didn't they......:rolleyes: Didn't you hear the whooshing sound as his joke flew past your head?
Tamesaint Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 The great news is tha you can still get 125/1 on them being promoted this seaaon. That is going to look a steal when they start their their play off push.
TopGun Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 All sorts of interesting items in the PST board meeting minutes. http://www.pompeytrust.com/minutes
rallyboy Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Indeed - there should be better communication from the PFC board to the PST board. Club information often becomes public before the PST board knows about it. PST board should be getting a monthly update on the Club finances and have received nothing. So the Trust has no idea on the state of the club finances... Less surprising bombshell from the marketing campaign for businesses to chuck a grand down the blue hole - “When Pompey win we have a successful city” is not working as a slogan. There was no response to the News article.
dronskisaint Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Didn't you hear the whooshing sound as his joke flew past your head? Erm....oh never mind
View From The Top Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 TD said the unconverted shares had been reduced from 274 to 221. Emails had been sent out, around 63 had said PST should keep their £100, some had asked for their money back and 7-8 had converted. Emails have been sent twice and the next step is to ring those who have not replied LOL
Katalinic Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 All sorts of interesting items in the PST board meeting minutes. http://www.pompeytrust.com/minutes Like a meeting of the WI trying to organise the village fete.
TopGun Posted 16 March, 2014 Posted 16 March, 2014 Before the meeting both Ritchie Barker and financial manager Tony Brown (TB) spoke to the board. TB said that the operating loss for the year would be less than the original forecast while the projected turnover will be higher. This has been helped by the continuing high gates. The League 2 playing budget cap is 55% of turnover, PFC playing budget is 27% of turnover. There is only one other League 2 club that has as low a percentage of turnover. TB would like budget cuts made off the pitch so that the playing budget could be increased. If a player is sold 50% of the fee would go to pay off past players. Chorley, Taylor and Fogden have 18 month contracts, Jervis and Shorey until the end of the season. Alfei is on monthly loan contracts. Next season’s playing budget will not be approved for a while.
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