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Wycombe will be without injured attacking pair Jon-Paul Pittman and Paris Cowan-Hall.They have joined left-back Charles Dunne (tibia) and Tommy Fletcher (thigh) in the treatment roomPortsmouth's Danny East, Simon Ferry and David Connolly are set to miss out and Jed Wallace is a doubt with hip and groin problems picked up on Saturday.New defender Ben Chorley's suspension has come to an end to and he is in contention to make his debut.

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Indeed Nick, it is decent away support for League Two - BUT NOT THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

 

In some cases they have taken about half of what we did to lower league grounds, in some cases a quarter - and we can't match the travelling support of people like Leeds and West Ham, so we don't crow about it.

That is the difference.

They have forgotten what big clubs like us do, so they think they are at the pinnacle of everything.

 

 

 

 

Something big is about to happen, I can feel it...

Only because I'm going offline for a few days and I know I'll return and find 15 pages to plough through!

 

So when I go quiet, panic ye not, I have not abandoned nutjobbery.

I haven't been abducted by Kora who is using me as a sex slave, I haven't been shot by an arms dealer, I'm not doing favours for Avram behind a skip on an industrial estate, I'm not petting monkey-chickens in a designated area, I'm not swigging a Vodka and come on the veranda, I'm not even buying discounted leather goods next door to an underwater Saab dealership and casino.

I'm just sitting quietly and awaiting the return of my computer.

 

You can't gain access to the internet because your computer's going in for repair? What do you think this is, 1983 or something? ;)

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Does anyone think the Syrian champions from a couple of years ago will be crowing when the civil war ends?

 

Perhaps the winners of the Rwandan Cup in 1993 look back fondly on the "great" year of the genocide when their adversaries were too busy hacking/ burning/being hacked/ being burnt to pit up a decent challenge?

 

Apparently FC Hiroshima didn't lose many matches in 1945/45 season and are rightly proud of the fact.

 

None of these losers have anything on mighty Portsmouth though who can look back with the utmost pride on seven years of pain, genocide and obliteration and know that they are, without a doubt, the world's most bestest trophy caretakers.

 

:lol:

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2nd bottom teams points scored in recent seasons

 

2013 Barnet 51

2012 Hereford 44

2011 Lincoln 47

2010 Grimsby 44

2009 Chester 37 (distorted as Luton were also relegated having been deducted a squillion points)

2008 Mansfield 42

 

So mid 40s could be the target , a point a game could see them safe :-(

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BBC stats show that P*mpey had just one shot on goal during their win over Wycombe......... would that be the penalty they were gifted?

Its about the same as when Fulham played us. Or - in other words - pretty crap!!!!!

 

Report from the local rag - also suggests Wycombe were denied a very obvious penalty

 

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/sport/10970470.Ainsworth__That_s_the_softest_penalty_I_ve_ever_seen/?ref=var_0

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Report from the local rag - also suggests Wycombe were denied a very obvious penalty

 

http://www.bucksfreepress.co.uk/sport/10970470.Ainsworth__That_s_the_softest_penalty_I_ve_ever_seen/?ref=var_0

 

 

"The referee sees what he sees on the pitch and that was their one shot on goal tonight and they scored it.

 

“I think it’s a soft penalty, Doc thinks it’s a soft penalty, but the referee thinks it is a penalty and that’s the decision that counts on the pitch. We can’t do anything about yesterday but we can do plenty about tomorrow, and that’s what I’ve told the boys.

 

“We did put the ball in the net – and again I question that decision – and there’s a handball on the line, but when your luck’s out, it’s out

 

 

Those fishy f*ckers eh?! Mind you, results like this are just papering over the cracks, which can only be a good thing for nutjobs.

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2nd bottom teams points scored in recent seasons

 

2013 Barnet 51

2012 Hereford 44

2011 Lincoln 47

2010 Grimsby 44

2009 Chester 37 (distorted as Luton were also relegated having been deducted a squillion points)

2008 Mansfield 42

 

So mid 40s could be the target , a point a game could see them safe :-(

 

But it is the 3rd bottom teams' scores that are crucial (i'm presuming it is 2 down right?)

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2nd bottom teams points scored in recent seasons

 

2013 Barnet 51

2012 Hereford 44

2011 Lincoln 47

2010 Grimsby 44

2009 Chester 37 (distorted as Luton were also relegated having been deducted a squillion points)

2008 Mansfield 42

 

So mid 40s could be the target , a point a game could see them safe :-(

 

But it is the 3rd bottom teams' scores that are crucial (i'm presuming it is 2 down right?)

 

No, you only have to beat the points of the 2nd bottom team to be safe. What the 3rd bottom teams got in previous seasons is irrelevant.

 

The average for the 2nd bottom team over the last 5 seasons is about 46 so they need to get 47 points to be safe..

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No, you only have to beat the points of the 2nd bottom team to be safe. What the 3rd bottom teams got in previous seasons is irrelevant.

 

The average for the 2nd bottom team over the last 5 seasons is about 46 so they need to get 47 points to be safe..

 

Not this debate again: two seasons ago Hereford went down with 44 points. By your logic to survive that season would have needed 45 points? Wrong! Barnet finished 3rd from bottom with 46 points so a points haul of 45 points wouldn't have been enough, 47 points was needed.

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Not this debate again: two seasons ago Hereford went down with 44 points. By your logic to survive that season would have needed 45 points? Wrong! Barnet finished 3rd from bottom with 46 points so a points haul of 45 points wouldn't have been enough, 47 points was needed.

 

45 would still have beaten Hereford. Barnet would have finished 4th from bottom.

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Not this debate again: two seasons ago Hereford went down with 44 points. By your logic to survive that season would have needed 45 points? Wrong! Barnet finished 3rd from bottom with 46 points so a points haul of 45 points wouldn't have been enough, 47 points was needed.

 

Yes, Barnet survived with 46 points, they would still have survived if they had got 45 points as that is still one more than Hereford got.

 

All you need to do to survive is have 1 more point than the team 2nd from bottom. The points for 3rd from bottom is irrelevant...

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Not this debate again: two seasons ago Hereford went down with 44 points. By your logic to survive that season would have needed 45 points? Wrong! Barnet finished 3rd from bottom with 46 points so a points haul of 45 points wouldn't have been enough, 47 points was needed.

 

So are you saying that if Barnet had lost one of the games they actually drew (against a mid table side) and finished on 45 points they would've been relegated, despite them finishing above the relgation zone on 45 points?

 

I'm confused! ;-)

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Yes, Barnet survived with 46 points, they would still have survived if they had got 45 points as that is still one more than Hereford got.

 

All you need to do to survive is have 1 more point than the team 2nd from bottom. The points for 3rd from bottom is irrelevant...

 

But if you are the second bottom team then you need to get more points than 3rd bottom to swap places and stay up. How many points would have kept up Hereford?

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But if you are the second bottom team then you need to get more points than 3rd bottom to swap places and stay up. How many points would have kept up Hereford?

 

I think you're missing the point, if you were the second bottom team (Hereford), you were relegated.

 

Any side with a points total greater than the bottom two sides has enough points to stay up. You're confusing the issue by trying to add points to a relgated side to make them finish above a side that actually finished outside the relegation zone. How would the number of points hereford would have needed to finish above the team, just above the relegation zone, help you work out how many points are needed to avoid relgation?

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Anyway its pretty academic imo because the bottom two teams in Div 4 are really bad and Pompey bought in a couple of decent players (compared to their current ones) in January. They arent going to get relegated this year but they do have to work out how to pay for their anti relegation splurge. Lots of miles in this yet.

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I wonder if history will repeat itself?

 

Chronology of Pompey's life and career

 

106 BC September 29– Born in Picenum

83 BC– Aligns with Sulla, after his return from the Mithridatic War against King Mithridates IV of Pontus; Marriage to Aemilia Scaura

82–81 BC– Defeats Gaius Marius's allies in Sicily and Africa

81 BC– Returns to Rome and celebrates First triumph

76–71 BC– Campaign in Hispania against Sertorius

71 BC– Returns to Italy and participates in the suppression of a slave rebellion led by Spartacus; Second triumph

70 BC– First consulship (with M. Licinius Crassus)

67 BC– Defeats the pirates and goes to Asia province

66–61 BC– Defeats King Mithridates of Pontus; end of the Third Mithridatic War

64–63 BC– Pompey's March through Syria, the Levant, and Judea

61 BC September 29– Third triumph

59 BC April– The first triumvirate is constituted; Pompey allies to Julius Caesar and Licinius Crassus; marriage to Julia (daughter of Julius Caesar)

58–55 BC– Governs Hispania Ulterior by proxy, construction of Pompey's Theater

55 BC– Second consulship (with M. Licinius Crassus), Dedication of the Theatre of Pompey

54 BC– Julia dies; the first triumvirate ends

52 BC– Serves as sole consul for intercalary month,[54] third ordinary consulship with Metellus Scipio for the rest of the year; marriage to Cornelia Metella

51 BC– Forbids Caesar (in Gaul) to stand for consulship in absentia

50 BC– Falls dangerously ill with fever in Campania, but is saved 'by public prayers'[55]

49 BC– Caesar crosses the Rubicon River and invades Italy; Pompey retreats to Greece with the conservatives

48 BC– Caesar defeats Pompey's army near Pharsalus, Greece. Pompey retreats to Egypt and is killed at Pelusium.

 

Lot of similarities :D

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I wonder if history will repeat itself?

 

Chronology of Pompey's life and career

 

106 BC September 29– Born in Picenum

83 BC– Aligns with Sulla, after his return from the Mithridatic War against King Mithridates IV of Pontus; Marriage to Aemilia Scaura

82–81 BC– Defeats Gaius Marius's allies in Sicily and Africa

81 BC– Returns to Rome and celebrates First triumph

76–71 BC– Campaign in Hispania against Sertorius

71 BC– Returns to Italy and participates in the suppression of a slave rebellion led by Spartacus; Second triumph

70 BC– First consulship (with M. Licinius Crassus)

67 BC– Defeats the pirates and goes to Asia province

66–61 BC– Defeats King Mithridates of Pontus; end of the Third Mithridatic War

64–63 BC– Pompey's March through Syria, the Levant, and Judea

61 BC September 29– Third triumph

59 BC April– The first triumvirate is constituted; Pompey allies to Julius Caesar and Licinius Crassus; marriage to Julia (daughter of Julius Caesar)

58–55 BC– Governs Hispania Ulterior by proxy, construction of Pompey's Theater

55 BC– Second consulship (with M. Licinius Crassus), Dedication of the Theatre of Pompey

54 BC– Julia dies; the first triumvirate ends

52 BC– Serves as sole consul for intercalary month,[54] third ordinary consulship with Metellus Scipio for the rest of the year; marriage to Cornelia Metella

51 BC– Forbids Caesar (in Gaul) to stand for consulship in absentia

50 BC– Falls dangerously ill with fever in Campania, but is saved 'by public prayers'[55]

49 BC– Caesar crosses the Rubicon River and invades Italy; Pompey retreats to Greece with the conservatives

48 BC– Caesar defeats Pompey's army near Pharsalus, Greece. Pompey retreats to Egypt and is killed at Pelusium.

 

Lot of similarities :D

 

There are nutjobs and then there is dorsetdave ;)

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There are nutjobs and then there is dorsetdave ;)

 

Theatre of Pompey in Rome is now just housing and shops :)

 

49 BC makes me think retreats to League 1 with Penny ;)

48 BC could be retreats to non-league when the next admin kills them off ;)

 

P.S. My middle name is Nutjob :D

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@pn_neil_allen: #Pompey currently average 1,131 fans away from home. Away distances presently average 317 miles. Staggering support.

 

But if you have paid less than £250 for a season ticket at FP there is a bit of cash to spare for away games.

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The only thing staggering about it is that a team that attracts that level of support, have managed to get themselves relegated 3 times in 4 years. They're a big club in league 2 terms but that means f*ck all. The fact that he's reporting the round trip mileage shows how small time they are and how desperate they are to big up any stat to make themselves feel big, pathetic really

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