Colinjb Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Bless those skates, It's like a crippled ant laughing at an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Why have they closed the ichin bridge? sizzling on the main board:D still if boss 2 legs it with boss 1 there could be an instant replacement down sandy banks way......sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Hahaha gotta love the front! Don't look down buddy, that golden share might disappear soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 So on the weekly wage bill count I'd reckon: Fogden - £2,000 Alfei - £1,000 as loan contributions Taylor - £1,500 Shorey - £2,000 Jervis - £1,500 Additions - £8,000 Save £1,500 on Cooper and maybe £500 on Sullivan. Net increase of £6,000. That'll be about an extra £150K or so on wages until the end of the season. Haha we are not paying anything like that - amusing you lot are - concentrate your efforts on wondering what Potty will do later sweethearts x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Just missing Barbie and it will be just like the old days on here Glad to see Mack & Mero are still well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merovingian Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 still browse Dubai - like to keep up on what your latest is in this thread - it is a good laugh seeing what the next theory / story is Why is it just when you think all is going well something upsets the applecart in both our clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 still browse Dubai - like to keep up on what your latest is in this thread - it is a good laugh seeing what the next theory / story is Why is it just when you think all is going well something upsets the applecart in both our clubs Somehow Clattenburg or the Referees' Association must be to blame. It's all a Conspiracy that's f'sure Happy New Year btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 #FactlessAllen #stayclassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Go back to page 1 in 2009, second post, Alpine says normal service to be resumed, well in 3 to 5 years. He was spot on the 3 years anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Apparently the deal completely fell through when the prospective new owner visited Portsmouth. Gaydamak was hoping to keep him away until after the deal had been completed. Haha, absolute classic back on the first page. It's quite fun to step back in time for a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1ex2001 Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Go back to page 1 in 2009, second post, Alpine says normal service to be resumed, well in 3 to 5 years. He was spot on the 3 years anyway! Could be the only time he has ever been right about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Go back to page 1 in 2009, second post, Alpine says normal service to be resumed, well in 3 to 5 years. He was spot on the 3 years anyway! Could be the only time he has ever been right about anything. How is he right? What is he claiming "normal service" is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1ex2001 Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Us several leagues above them looking down and us back with a tricky ownership situation which we suffered from for years before and after Lowe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 If that was our big 'meltdown' I thought it was rubbish. No firesale, no children losing limbs, no money-laundering, no one shot in the street nor pensioners robbed. We didn't even get charged with tax-evasion. Some hysterical fans did lose the plot and the media demonstrated how little understanding of our finances they have, but overall it was rubbish. We'd better have a decent crisis in the summer to entertain our neighbours or I shall demand a refund from the bedwetting tabloids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 OMG! you don't think the Liebherr lass could drop you back into Lord Lowe's lap,,,,,,,,,Crimbo n berfdee all in one:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Right, enough of this boring season, and the ridiculously slow pace of discussion on this bloody forum. I'm off to do something EXCITING with my next couple of hours. Yep, American Idol's new series is just about to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Right, enough of this boring season, and the ridiculously slow pace of discussion on this bloody forum. I'm off to do something EXCITING with my next couple of hours. Yep, American Idol's new series is just about to start. American Idol?....I'd rather knock one out over a photo of the Liebherr lass :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Best fans in the world for free, sleeping giant,cup final every week surely Cortese will be their next chairman,an opportunity he cant miss surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 I'm off to do something EXCITING with my next couple of hours. What, back to the main board? Oh, ok.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 You might have mailed it Nick. There's been no argument between KL & NC at all - this has all been for show. In reality, they've hatched a plan where NC quits and moves down the road to install himself as top dog, maybe even buying out the "Presidents" with whatever loose change he finds in that old coat pocket. Then, in a couple of years, NC & KL decide to merge the clubs to form a south coast super club. Saints provide the money, the stadium, the training facilities, the academy, the footballers, the professional back office staff, and of course the PL Golden Share. Pompey provide the "best fans in the world" and every single one of them will be accommodated in block 17 (Upper) at St Marys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 OMG! you don't think the Liebherr lass could drop you back into Lord Lowe's lap,,,,,,,,,Crimbo n berfdee all in one:D This your big chance! You have to try harder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 American Idol?....I'd rather knock one out over a photo of the Liebherr lass :s Jennifer Lopez............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Haha we are not paying anything like that - amusing you lot are - concentrate your efforts on wondering what Potty will do later sweethearts x And what happened? Absolutely nothing. See you in six months Mero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalek2003 Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 OMG! you don't think the Liebherr lass could drop you back into Lord Lowe's lap,,,,,,,,,Crimbo n berfdee all in one:D well if we are in crisis what does that make your situation ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying 'This Is a Large Crisis'. Definitely time for the phew to get two pencils and a pair of underpants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 16 January, 2014 Share Posted 16 January, 2014 Bit quiet on here tonight. I know this has been shared before, but its so hilarious I thought it might be worth having a nice bit of schadenfreude to cheer up fellow nutjobs in their hour of need. They do say a pictures worth a 1000 words don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Jennifer Lopez............... OK, You've won me over....or rather Jenny from the block has....I'd like to get on that 6! I'm such a simple man.....with a busted metatarsal arghhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint si Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 I see the skates have missed out in the latest bidding war ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25758243 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 never ceases to send chills down the spine as well as the obviously disturbed/disturbing individuals, it realls does show off a rther lovely part of Portsmouth as well. TBH I feel a bit sorry for the naked chap on the left wth the massive white scrotum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 never ceases to send chills down the spine as well as the obviously disturbed/disturbing individuals, it realls does show off a rther lovely part of Portsmouth as well. TBH I feel a bit sorry for the naked chap on the left wth the massive white scrotum The bloke second in from the right looks very confused by drumsticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 They are however the best band in world music ,and are playing infornt of an immeasurably passionate crowd of 46.3 million Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkeith Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-25753398 Minister for Portsmouth eh ? Must be the bestest Minister in the world. "Fackin scammers ain't got no Minister !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-25753398 Minister for Portsmouth eh ? Must be the bestest Minister in the world. "Fackin scammers ain't got no Minister !" Why does Portsmouth need help to recover? Surely all they need to do is re-distribute some of the £300m annual income that the football club attracts to the city? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 I see Rangers are in a spot of bother financially again and asking players to take pay cuts. Why is it that some clubs just never seem to learn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Can't speak for Rangers but its well documented that fish only have a 3 second memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 That bandstand picture - I'm not stupid but I just don't understand it. What are they doing, and why? Who thought it was a good idea? It's all wrong - from the fairground stuffed animals made from stolen and murdered cats to the topless dancer who isn't allowed inside the performance area. And why is there so much misery and confusion on the faces of all? Is this a picture of punishment time taken inside some perverted prison? It's just wrong on every level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Bit quiet on here tonight. I know this has been shared before, but its so hilarious I thought it might be worth having a nice bit of schadenfreude to cheer up fellow nutjobs in their hour of need. They do say a pictures worth a 1000 words don't they? That's still the gayest thing I've ever seen on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fogden-takes-pay-cut-to-join-pompey-1-5814077 New Pompey recruit Wes Fogden has revealed he has taken a pay cut to join Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Clearly the topless dancer who isn't really part of the band is Bez, who they signed on a multi-million pound transfer from the Happy Mondays (who actually received £1.50 and 17% of a gobstopper once the CVA was taken into consideration). Bez left the Bandstand in 2010, but they're meant to be paying him until 2016. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Looks an 'elf an' safety disaster zone to me. And there's no seating in there - surely that contravenes their safety certificate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper71 Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Blimey, admission they aren't the biggest from the Snooze (or has that just happened because the real owners upped their %?) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/businesses-will-see-benefits-by-investing-in-pompey-1-5815830 Last year Pompey became one of the largest wholly fan-owned clubs in the UK after years of struggle, two periods of administration in three seasons, and a high court wrangle over their Fratton Park stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 That bandstand picture - I'm not stupid but I just don't understand it. What are they doing, and why? Who thought it was a good idea? It's all wrong - from the fairground stuffed animals made from stolen and murdered cats to the topless dancer who isn't allowed inside the performance area. And why is there so much misery and confusion on the faces of all? Is this a picture of punishment time taken inside some perverted prison? It's just wrong on every level. The obvious thought that occurs is that all members of the band seem to be playing drums. The resultant effect would be akin to R2-D2 falling down stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Blimey, admission they aren't the biggest from the Snooze (or has that just happened because the real owners upped their %?) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/businesses-will-see-benefits-by-investing-in-pompey-1-5815830 Last year Pompey became one of the largest wholly fan-owned clubs in the UK after years of struggle, two periods of administration in three seasons, and a high court wrangle over their Fratton Park stadium. Correct me if I am wrong:rolleyes: Mark Trappiani of Snows motor group? encouraging other businesses to take out shares in Pompey etc.. I always thought this Snows motor group was a Southampton business etc originating from Snows office supplies? HQ in Milbrook Road Southampton......Geoff and Stephen Snow.. Maybe car showrooms all over Hampshire.. Maybe Pompey supporter is talking about Snows outlet at Porchester or Fareham.. Thought Snows family were Saints supporters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 That's not a newspaper article that's an advert. Please chuck a grand into a black hole, we'll give you a sheet of A4 in return. And if you were shafted by us last time, take it out of the £13M that will come flooding into the city tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Readig that article in The Snooze leaves me with the feeling they're desperate for money. Of course if they hadn't blown the extra funds they found on another load of met indies, maybe they could have funded the repairs without giving up part orf their share. And maybe they wouldn't have to get the local rag to write a begging article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 I see Jake Jervis has finally signed... 13 senior goals in 4 years......and he's a striker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/fogden-takes-pay-cut-to-join-pompey-1-5814077 But to quote him ..... Fogden confirmed: ‘Yes, I have taken a pay cut. It was quite a big decision and there was a little pay cut.' Shock horror - a 'little' pay cut to go from a well-funded Championship club to one that could be in the Conference next season. Either he was underpaid for the Champ, or...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Blimey, admission they aren't the biggest from the Snooze (or has that just happened because the real owners upped their %?) http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/business/local-business/businesses-will-see-benefits-by-investing-in-pompey-1-5815830 Last year Pompey became one of the largest wholly fan-owned clubs in the UK after years of struggle, two periods of administration in three seasons, and a high court wrangle over their Fratton Park stadium. a good idea for local businesses. I will mention to Mr Snow when i see him again how his funds are being mis-directed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Correct me if I am wrong:rolleyes: Mark Trappiani of Snows motor group? encouraging other businesses to take out shares in Pompey etc.. I always thought this Snows motor group was a Southampton business etc originating from Snows office supplies? HQ in Milbrook Road Southampton......Geoff and Stephen Snow.. Maybe car showrooms all over Hampshire.. Maybe Pompey supporter is talking about Snows outlet at Porchester or Fareham.. Thought Snows family were Saints supporters... On the assumption that they were Skates, I held back from buying a new motor from them and bought from H A Fox instead ! I hope that I did the right thing ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 On the assumption that they were Skates, I held back from buying a new motor from them and bought from H A Fox instead ! I hope that I did the right thing ?? Buying from a Jaguar dealer rather than a SEAT one? Seems a fairly safe decision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 17 January, 2014 Share Posted 17 January, 2014 Looks an 'elf an' safety disaster zone to me. And there's no seating in there - surely that contravenes their safety certificate? what safety note??? We only get that and 5mtr of pikey tarmac behind the norff stand if we let scummer Robbo and Tescos Grease us up n sharft us for the car park, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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