stevegrant Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 https://twitter.com/carlpartridge/status/412577401613193216/photo/1 My good god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 https://twitter.com/carlpartridge/status/412577401613193216/photo/1 My good god The cult of TCWTB!!!! That's truly horrifying!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 https://twitter.com/carlpartridge/status/412577401613193216/photo/1 My good god What does the red and white at the base of the hat signify...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 The cult of TCWTB!!!! That's truly horrifying!!Choir lol , i assume they will be performing at Chichester cathedral on Christmas eve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teamsaint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 the reactions of some of their fans are amazing. They ought to contemplate what has happened to Stockport County, who had a fine team in the second tier not much more than 10 years ago. They are now at the bottom end of Conference North. Perhaps their problems are due to other teams having their cup final when they play County. or perhaps is bloody awful management, poor decision makingand financial ineptitude that have come home to roost. County's "natural level", if there is such a thing, is probably League 1. But they have got a VERY long way to go to get back there, and before they do, they have to start doing some things right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 That must have been a good day out! Did you visit the permanent exhibition Toilets from the Middle Ages or attend the living art installation Unpacked Park? If I'd known you were going you could have picked me up a souvenir jar of tap fat, or some horse brass and heather from the club shop. Thanks to the need to get drunk, I visited the facilities at least twice (and also bought a balti pie, sorry). I've been before, so I knew not to bother even trying at half time, but the half time queue for the loos was half way along the stand. The food queue 2 minutes into the second half only had 3 people in it. Lets put it this way, even when I went for a wee just before the goals, the fact there were 3 County fans snorting coke from a coffee stirrer (!) in there meant that I couldn't get to a urinal for 5 minutes. I will assume the floors in there were painted red for a reason... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Not really. If you price it cheap enough you will get bums on seats. 6 games free with a season ticket wasn't it? Looks great on the gate figures, not so great on the bank balance. And at the end of the day only one of those matters. NINE games free with a season ticket, actually. Glad I took this picture on the wall of the Shepherd's Crook now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Oh, and we're not taking the PST or Allen's word for it re: the football creditors, those figures were widely circulated, the Mail has a load of it here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2415009/Portsmouth-owe-6-72million-players-including-David-James-Tal-Ben-Haim.html "The club began repaying players in May of this year, with all 25 needing to be paid in full by July 2016 to meet the terms laid out in the latest administration." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 PST Budget is here as a reminder (PDF!) https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=21&ved=0CDoQFjAAOBQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pompeytrust.com%2Findex.php%3Foption%3Dcom_rokdownloads%26view%3Dfile%26task%3Ddownload%26id%3D177%3Apcfc-sep-13-pst-report-230913website&ei=LymvUobCBaiw7Aax0ICADw&usg=AFQjCNHtHX2BtDusNXdLeU1o2BL4rZMpaA&sig2=k7nuyDZNfcpqff0d1AMPCg&cad=rja Balance Sheet 30 June 2013 Cash balance of £2.8 million has been enhanced by £1.4 million of Season ticket income in advance of season 2013-14. Share Capital receipts as at 30 June 2013 were £3.9 million and the Loans received from Portsmouth City Council and South Point Finance formed the balance of the purchase funding for the club. FA Premier League Parachute monies have been directly allocated to the settlement of ex-players under ‘Football Creditor ‘ rule which is subject to a complex legal instrument with ‘enhancement ‘ formulae to pay the players early in the event of ‘unbudgeted income’ Other Debtors include £691,618 due from Football League which were withheld during period of administration until final settlement has been made by the club to ex-directors and players. The current forecast for year ended 30 June 2014 is £251,000 better than the original Budget submitted to Football League in March 2013. The key variances are as follows: Match Income is below original budget by £31,000. Full analysis of sales provided on next page. Academy Income was not included in the original budget Players Payroll Costs -27% of Total Income (League 2 Salary cap -55% of Income) Non Player Payroll adverse variance due to Team Management, Academy Management, Development Squad, Academy Squad, Full-time Staff, Casual Staff and Match Day Staff (stewards, turnstiles and C&B Staff) Overheads and Direct Costs incorporated significant changes post administration including changes to planned Training Ground, Kiosk catering operated as a internally by the club after many years of out-sourcing and new Ticketing system implemented with material additional expense in year one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Also, did they ever pay off all the 2012 small creditors? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-pledge-to-pay-2012-small-creditors-every-penny-1-5468026 Amused by the line that Chainrai also offered to do this "but the money never materialised"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I note above that their "variance" on player costs suggests they'll be using 27% of their total income (which includes the PPs) on players, didn't we get a figure for turnover nearer 35% recently? Oh, and just a reminder re: "Cup Finals" - Newport won promotion from the Conference via a Wembley Play-Off last season, and played in the FA Trophy Final the season before. They don't need pretend L2 Cup Finals, they play in real ones. As for TWO teams of dockers, no no, only one. The other team won the match comfortably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 "Key Income" from their 13/14 projections KEY FINANCIALS: Match Income 59% of Total Income Commercial Income 25% of Total Income Football League Income8% of Total Income Academy Income8% of Total Income Match Income is based on following : •Actual Season Ticket Sales -10,650 •Forecast Attendance -14,600 •Current Average (3 games) -16,273 •Forecast £50,000 Income from League Cup, JPT, FA Cup (actual to date -£30,000) Commercial Income is based on following : •Hospitality Income -£315,000 •Kiosk Income -£250,000 •Sponsorship Income-£284,000 •Merchandising Income-£200,000 •Advertising Income-£220,000 I apologise again for contributing £20 for a match ticket and £8.50 for a hot choc, balti pie, programme and whatever food the missus had. Either way, I think they messed up and gave us too much change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomobz Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 https://twitter.com/carlpartridge/status/412577401613193216/photo/1 My good god That is truly offensive! I wonder how many they have sold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurosaint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Frattonman on the News site : 9:36 AM on 16/12/2013 For a start l would send Potts back to West Ham he was terrible Saturday and caught out of position several times at least Painter has good positional sense and knows where to be for crosses coming in ! Is this not that lad who was the next coming of the messiah only 2 or 3 weeks ago ?? Even by Skatey standards that's a pretty quick fall from hero to villian, is it not ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Disclaimer - If you have found any of Smirking_Saints posts in any way helpful, or even if you haven't please take the time to vote for him in this officially verified poll https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F9NDRBT NB - Did you know a recent survey found all other nominees to be portsmouth fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 What is this PST of which people speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Disclaimer - If you have found any of Smirking_Saints posts in any way helpful, or even if you haven't please take the time to vote for him in this officially verified poll https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F9NDRBT NB - Did you know a recent survey found all other nominees to be portsmouth fansif only you had put this up earlier, I have already voted. Begging on your knees always works for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Disclaimer - If you have found any of Smirking_Saints posts in any way helpful, or even if you haven't please take the time to vote for him in this officially verified poll https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/F9NDRBT NB - Did you know a recent survey found all other nominees to be portsmouth fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Bloody hell. Sorry I thought that was a comedy clip, just realised it appears to be the above mentioned Mr Potts (late of WHU) attempting a clearance in a recent away game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 Only just realised if Eastleigh win promotion this season and the Skates continue on the projected league decline, the Skates will have a new rivalry in the Southampton area as they will be in the same league as Eastleigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 I believe both Eastleigh and Havant & Waterlooville are planning massive ground expansions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 It must be one of the key benefits to UK grass roots football, having one of the world's biggest and bestest clubs falling through the leagues: All other clubs in those leagues having to expand their grounds to accommodate the 15,000 away fans, a bit like AFC Wimbledon at Godalming or Fleet. I hear Hampshire League Liss have taken on a commercial director to be ready for the massive influx, but I suppose that's another Storrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 This is the reason this thread is still alive. This is the reason that pity hasn't replaced the anger. This never ending assertion that they are huge and the most passionest and bestest. I genuinely can't remember us being like that in league 1, maybe I am deluding myself. At the time I remember thinking what a lot of thoroughly decent people the away fans were and how nice it was to have a natter to them before and after the game. No pretence no bulls hit, just decent honest footballing people. Most of my mates felt we left league one with a new found respect for the lower leagues and a tinge of sadness at leaving decent supporters for the plastic hoards. I know the football wasn't great at times. I think it all comes down to respect , and the utter lack of it that the filthy skates show to anyone. Be it a fellow league 2 club and their fans, the rules in their own grounds, a local charity or a tax bill. FF and I had a quick chat on Saturday and their attitude was one of the things we mentioned. It is up there, no I mean RIGHT up there as they show nobody, absolutely nobody any respect. I only went to a couple of away games while in the wilderness but they were local and there were thousands of us. did we walk in like we owned the town? No we bloody didn't! We took time to chat with the home fans, maybe have a beer. Those chats were sobering and my son and I certainly enjoyed real football at a real ground watched by real fans. So what do the skates do?..... Despite their protestations they are not respected and their reputation arrives, almost always, before they do. Bestest, loudest, most deserving bag of sheeite ever. And the new book is brilliant FF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 16 December, 2013 Share Posted 16 December, 2013 This illusion that the players aren't used to playing in front of so called big crowds because the freeze - needs to be put to bed ; All of these players have played in front of decent 10,000 plus crowds at these various clubs N'Gala - Plymouth East - Northampton Devera - Swindon Barcham - S****horpe Padvani - Monaco Connolly - Saints Craddock - Middlesbourgh Painter - Birmingham City Ferry - Swindon Agyemang - QPR Sullivan - Charlton Racon - Marselle / Charlton Carson - Bury Moutaoukil - Charlton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Remember it's usually about 5,000 but most of those have 2 heads, looks like 10,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brightspark Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 It strikes me, especially when you look at that list provided by qwertySFC, that the skates only ever sign players with perceived pedigree. I assume this is to keep the faithful happy. A lot of loanees have come in from big clubs - the perception is that these players would be good. Connolly, Racon, Ferry, Agyemang among others had all played at a higher level just before signing for the skates - the perception is that these players would be good. We know they don't do young players - they're never good enough because they don't have big league pedigree. Ask yourself this... if in our situation, would they have tried to sign Rickie Lambert? I really doubt they would - the perception would have been his previous clubs were all crap and signing a player from Bristol Rovers would have been an embarrassment to their massive club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsk Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 This illusion that the players aren't used to playing in front of so called big crowds because the freeze - needs to be put to bed ; All of these players have played in front of decent 10,000 plus crowds at these various clubs N'Gala - Plymouth East - Northampton Devera - Swindon Barcham - S****horpe Padvani - Monaco Connolly - Saints Craddock - Middlesbourgh Painter - Birmingham City Ferry - Swindon Agyemang - QPR Sullivan - Charlton Racon - Marselle / Charlton Carson - Bury Moutaoukil - Charlton Potts - West Ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 I think it's another self delusional myth that gets rolled out to appease the neanderthals - like they are led to believe that the majority of these players have been just dragged off from a local pub team playing in front of of 50 people - myth busted I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Carlsberg don't do self-parodies, but if they did.... Micah Hall @engagePompey Understand natural disappointment at today's result. Now is the time for us to show again with our backs to the wall we are different class. mathew thorn @p9mpymatt @engagePompey don't think players are actually good enough #Pompey #ptid Micah Hall @engagePompey @p9mpymatt had two shots cleared off the line today and hit the post - small margins make a big difference. mathew thorn @p9mpymatt @engagePompey they are intimidated,it's a cup final for everyone else Micah Hall @engagePompey @p9mpymatt be interesting to see a league 2 table after 60 minutes, bet we would be near top, which shows we ARE good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Back in my day, we used to get detention or the cane if we misbehaved in class....we never got anything quite as bad as this punishment though... Donald Vass @donaldvass Thanks to @engagePompey & @PompeyITC for making my #Pompey poster a reality. Taking 45 kids I teach to today's game! pic.twitter.com/fcGLXDCVsX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 ]@p9mpymatt [/color]be interesting to see a league 2 table after 60 minutes, bet we would be near top, which shows we ARE good enough. TBF he does have a small point, the 'half time' table shows them 6th http://stats.football365.co.uk/dom/ENG/D3/fsthalf.html Shame that means absolutely f-all though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Micah Hall @engagePompey @p9mpymatt be interesting to see a league 2 table after 60 minutes, bet we would be near top, which shows we ARE good enough. Which presumably means that a League Two table only relating to the final 30 minutes would see them cut adrift from everyone? Rather suggests their players aren't fit enough, nor do they have the concentration required to see games out. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Which presumably means that a League Two table only relating to the final 30 minutes would see them cut adrift from everyone? Rather suggests their players aren't fit enough, nor do they have the concentration required to see games out. Shame. http://stats.football365.co.uk/dom/ENG/D3/sndhalf.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 so it's the nasty league again, allowing the other teams an additional 30mins after the hour to turn the game around. Re the myths and delusion, I honestly believe it is more about ignorance. I have witnessed first hand the lack of knowledge about their recent history. Many of the few think that they have paid off all debts, they don't understand nor care about the business side, they also believe stuff made up about our administration, and they are content to embrace every myth offered to them. While it remains the Isle of the Easily-Led, the fairy tales and delusion will continue. It would be good for all concerned if real questions were asked of the Property Developing Trust, genuine transparency was introduced, and their criminal history was addressed rather than brushed under the carpet as part of a cherry-picking of history. But most only care what happens on a Saturday aftneroon - any crimes committed off the pitch are ignored as irrelevant. If they looked at the whole picture they could move on - and this thread would drift away peacefully in it's sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Speaking of the PDT, the Tesco development seems to have gone quiet. I presume it's still all systems go, despite the protests of the local butcher, baker and candlestick maker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Speaking of the PDT, the Tesco development seems to have gone quiet. I presume it's still all systems go, despite the protests of the local butcher, baker and candlestick maker? I'm not sure when it will all start in earnest, but I fear there will be a few disappointed souls down at the wrong end of the M27. There are many who think Robsinsons cash will fund a new stadium, or they are going to turn the pitch around and redevelop the whole site (Some even suggesting compulsory house purchases) or at the very least rebuild the two main stands........ It could be a decade before they realise the land amounts to a new burger van and a lucky heather stall and the cash might cover the clock repair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 I miss Corpse on this thread, wish he would return with all his inside knowledge from the guy he meets socially every couple of weeks. I like reading all the Nutjobs stuff but would be much better with some "official" return banter. I'll pay his fiver if money's an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Money an issue???? No, we are rolling in it! If what I hear socially every couple of weeks comes to pass then pompey will be able to buy Chelsea ten times over! And even if it doesn't, there are several consortiums waiting in the wings to snap up the sleepiest giant in world football - I can't say who but think of China, South Africa and Jupiter. Oh yes, you jealous Nutjobs with your crazy theories wish that there were money issues, but I'm afraid that just isn't true. Even if it went a little wrong we still have the parachute payments to cover everything, and they are ringfenced. Mugs! Sorry I've not been about much since my street cred was destroyed, it's a busy time of year. regards Ho. Ho. Ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 What ever Rallyboy is on, i want some, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Penny-pinching at Fratton Park reaches a new low... So #Pompey aren't putting stamps on when sending tickets out..just had to pay an extra £1.50 fee at the post office @officialpompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Penny-pinching at Fratton Park reaches a new low... Bet that they charged for postage above the rate as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aintforever Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Steve, you need to delete that before Cortese reads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-s-thankless-task-to-change-a-club-used-to-losing-1-5753654 More boos at the final whistle reflected the snapping of what has so long been remarkable patience from the home support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrant Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-s-thankless-task-to-change-a-club-used-to-losing-1-5753654 That loss stat is terrifying... 121 from the last 248 competitive games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Or try this for penny pinching, David Coles initials are obviously not SN. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/coles-backs-barker-as-he-bids-farewell-to-pompey-1-5753650 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 http://stats.football365.co.uk/dom/ENG/D3/sndhalf.html The best part about that is that Pompey even managed conceded two goals in the last 30mins to Newport - who are just one place above them in the 'crappest team in last 30 mins' table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Neil Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Another skate ex poster still as delusional as ever. pfc123 One problem the whole team has is that every side visiting Fratton Park is paying like it's their cup final. That's not a big headed or patronising comment- virtually every manager in the pre match blurb has said the same thing every time. 'We've been waiting for this one', 'This is the big one', 'Everyones been looking forward to this game', etc etc. Nice comments in a way, but I think it shows that we're going to have to be better than the usual standard required to get out of L2 as everyones raising their game against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Another skate ex poster still as delusional as ever. pfc123 One problem the whole team has is that every side visiting Fratton Park is paying like it's their cup final. That's not a big headed or patronising comment- virtually every manager in the pre match blurb has said the same thing every time. 'We've been waiting for this one', 'This is the big one', 'Everyones been looking forward to this game', etc etc. Nice comments in a way, but I think it shows that we're going to have to be better than the usual standard required to get out of L2 as everyones raising their game against us. He/she/it was a close contender for thickest skate crunt to post on this board behind corpulent hoho....delusional barely begins to cover it but when you add in arrogance, ignorance and plain not getting it you get closer! Shalala lala lalala etc:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 17 December, 2013 Share Posted 17 December, 2013 Yes, pfc123 They all want to beat you because they hate arrogant w*nkers, not because you're big or special or any of the other delusions of grandier that you have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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