andysstuff Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Hopefully he'll be gone by the end of the seasoning I can see I've got a lot to ketchup on today.
trousers Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 he'll be gone by the end of the seasoning Sauce?
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Hopefully he'll be gone by the end of the seasoning I'll take this prediction with a pinch of salt. edit. Should read more up the page before jumping it with a weak pun.
trousers Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 I'll take this prediction with a pinch of salt. edit. Should read more up the page before jumping it with a weak pun. There's still thyme to have another go
hypochondriac Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Hopefully he'll be gone by the end of the seasoning His thyme is running out.
Big Bad Bob Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Perhaps we should pepper him with more questions Ask him another hard question and see him stew in his own juices.
Big Bad Bob Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 There's still thyme to have another go His thyme is running out. He's not as sage as he likes to think he is
Big Bad Bob Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Even @sickpediabot must read this fred sickipediabot @sickipediabot3m Jokes about herbs and fish - there's a thyme and a plaice!
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 The thing about Allen is that he's not actually a Pompey fan but acts like one just to curry flavour with his readers.
andysstuff Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 As journalists go he really doesn't cut the mustard.
dubai_phil Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 he's no sage that's for sure Oh come on Nick at least try and come up with an Oregano joke not one that's just regurgitated from further up the page
Chopper71 Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 of course not...... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/boss-pompey-will-never-overspend-again-1-5592523
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 As journalists go he really doesn't cut the mustard. Too true, there's simply no way of sugar-coating that.
Fowllyd Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 As journalists go he really doesn't cut the mustard. True, but he's forever cumin on as if he knows it all.
Torres Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 of course not...... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/boss-pompey-will-never-overspend-again-1-5592523 That is still way below the 55-per-cent maximum set out for League Two clubs under Uefa’s financial fair play regulations I'm loath to question the News, but do UEFA's financial fair play regulations actually cover League Two clubs?
stevegrant Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 I'm loath to question the News, but do UEFA's financial fair play regulations actually cover League Two clubs? No It's the Football League's own set of rules, which are significantly different to UEFA's.
holepuncture Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 I'm loath to question the News, but do UEFA's financial fair play regulations actually cover League Two clubs? PMSL Boss: Pompey will never overspend again ... blues boss Guy Whittingham insists he will never allow his pursuit of progress to put the club in jeopardy. ... Pompey have recruited four new faces in recent weeks ... ‘I wouldn’t say there’s a struggle at all. We have a great working relationship. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/boss-pompey-will-never-overspend-again-1-5592523 LOL LOL Classic skate quotations
Torres Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/catlin-carson-not-returning-to-bury-1-5583634 However, the Pompey chief executive has been quick to stress the 93-day emergency loan deal for the keeper had been agreed with chairman Stewart Day – not Blackwell. ‘I would be highly surprised if the change of manager affected Trevor being here,’ said Catlin. ‘The agreement we have is not with the manager but the chairman, Stewart Day. ‘I suppose, normally, any new manager would want his players back from loans to have a look at that. ‘But this deal was brokered directly with the chairman, not the manager, that’s the truth. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. So if a new manager is appointed and wants to recall Carson, the chairman won't allow it? Wouldn't that be a great start to their working relationship?
trousers Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 of course not...... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/boss-pompey-will-never-overspend-again-1-5592523 12:11 PM on 17/10/2013 I think that all the sc****rs posting on here should be more worried why it is that their multi million pound striker wants to go back to Argentina after a month. Can't say I blame him though
trousers Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 (edited) Brendon @brendonvbone I see there's the usual load of mongoloids on @pn_neil_allen webchat today then Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Very tragic. Full of their own conspiracies which can be swatted away easily by facts - then they disappear. Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Once I outed the idiots they disappeared. Obsessed with the same few issues so very obvious. jay-r-72 @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen what's this companies house thing mate? Sj Maskell @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen All money we owe (PCC, PFA, Robinson) is registered at companies house as debentures on the ground. Sj Maskell @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen scummers seem to think it is a big deal - but we have already cleared one (PCC loan). mike fulcher @mikefrompompey21h @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen they should spend a bit more time looking into their own debt! Obsessed and jealous Edited 17 October, 2013 by trousers
andysstuff Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Brendon @brendonvbone I see there's the usual load of mongoloids on @pn_neil_allen webchat today then Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Very tragic. Full of their own conspiracies which can be swatted away easily by facts - then they disappear. Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen Once I outed the idiots they disappeared. Obsessed with the same few issues so very obvious. jay-r-72 @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen what's this companies house thing mate? Sj Maskell @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen All money we owe (PCC, PFA, Robinson) is registered at companies house as debentures on the ground. Sj Maskell @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen scummers seem to think it is a big deal - but we have already cleared one (PCC loan). mike fulcher @mikefrompompey21h @SjMaskell @jayr1972 @pn_neil_allen they should spend a bit more time looking into their own debt! Obsessed and jealous I asked yesterday why the PCC charge was still there if the loan had been related. Thought if the charge had gone it would have been an easy one to answer.
OldNick Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Oh come on Nick at least try and come up with an Oregano joke not one that's just regurgitated from further up the pageoh dear.........I know ill pretend that I dont read Big Bad Bobs posts and he is on ignore.........sorry Bob....mine was better. Thats chips for me then,
hutch Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 I asked yesterday why the PCC charge was still there if the loan had been related. Thought if the charge had gone it would have been an easy one to answer. Maybe we could answer it for you here then, to save you the trouble of asking them again. Charges don't just disappear, you have to pay lawyers to make application have them removed. In Pompey's case they probably have other priorities. Removing that charge won't improve their position in any meaningful way, it will only rearrange the queue of other creditors waiting to get their hands on FP. If it was the only charge it would be a different kettle of fish. The fact that charge is still there doesn't tell me whether they've paid back the loan or not.
rooney Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Maybe we could answer it for you here then, to save you the trouble of asking them again. Charges don't just disappear, you have to pay lawyers to make application have them removed. In Pompey's case they probably have other priorities. Removing that charge won't improve their position in any meaningful way, it will only rearrange the queue of other creditors waiting to get their hands on FP. If it was the only charge it would be a different kettle of fish. The fact that charge is still there doesn't tell me whether they've paid back the loan or not. In actual fact the Company Secretary can remove the charge by submitting Form 47? to the Companies Registry after the Loan has been repaid. This would improve the Company's standing should anyone make a search at the Registry. It is not surprising that whoever the Company Secretary is. he/she has not got the nounce to know this. Unless of course the PCC Loan is still in existance.
stevegrant Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 In actual fact the Company Secretary can remove the charge by submitting Form 47? to the Companies Registry after the Loan has been repaid. This would improve the Company's standing should anyone make a search at the Registry. It is not surprising that whoever the Company Secretary is. he/she has not got the nounce to know this. Unless of course the PCC Loan is still in existance. As the loan came from a public body, would information on this sort of thing be available through a Freedom of Information Act request?
andysstuff Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 As the loan came from a public body, would information on this sort of thing be available through a Freedom of Information Act request? I would guess it would be, but would presumably have to come with someone within the city.
andysstuff Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Nope, appears anyone can put in an FoI request straight from their website.
rallyboy Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 lucky I wasn't about earlier for the whole seasoning-based punfest, I would have relished getting involved in that. As for the charge, if you've paid off the debt and met all conditions, then get the charge lifted. It's not the rantings of 'mongoloids', it's a fair question that any pompey fan who has chucked a grand down the shi!!er should be allowed to ask - why is the charge still there? We can only pray that Europe's finest living investigative hospitality and community liaison manager will be penning another PR-heavy and selective blog to explain whether they are being vague about satisfying the council, or that they are just hugely inefficient and have little grasp of how high finance works.
Ohio Saint Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 lucky I wasn't about earlier for the whole seasoning-based punfest, I would have relished getting involved in that. As for the charge, if you've paid off the debt and met all conditions, then get the charge lifted. It's not the rantings of 'mongoloids', it's a fair question that any pompey fan who has chucked a grand down the shi!!er should be allowed to ask - why is the charge still there? We can only pray that Europe's finest living investigative hospitality and community liaison manager will be penning another PR-heavy and selective blog to explain whether they are being vague about satisfying the council, or that they are just hugely inefficient and have little grasp of how high finance works. High Finance:- The art of book keeping while permanently high. (See Kippers/Fish smoking)
Wes Tender Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Quote Originally Posted by trousers View Post Brendon @brendonvbone I see there's the usual load of mongoloids on @pn_neil_allen webchat today then I wonder whether this is a fitting remark for somebody in his employment position? Perhaps his next child will have Downs Syndrome and he might then learn how distasteful and offensive his remarks are.
Danbert Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Quote Originally Posted by trousers View Post I wonder whether this is a fitting remark for somebody in his employment position? Perhaps his next child will have Downs Syndrome and he might then learn how distasteful and offensive his remarks are. Don't knock it, he's a freelance sports writer whose "writing credits" include... wait for it... Pompey Online.
St Chalet Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Working in the staffing sector, I can safely say that being a branch manager at a Truck Drivers recruitment company is about as League Two as it gets.
The9 Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Well, the last two pages should be saved for prosperity, so when it all goes pop again, which it most certainly will, we can point out that it was those nasty 'orrible scummahs that asked the questions once again instead of the Skates. I doubt Micah will be copy pasting this time around now that he is one of the boys. And I thought getting posterity confused with prosperity was purely a Skate problem.
Essruu Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 Quote Originally Posted by trousers View Post I wonder whether this is a fitting remark for somebody in his employment position? Perhaps his next child will have Downs Syndrome and he might then learn how distasteful and offensive his remarks are. 'Rapier' Employment. Who thinks these company names up?!
Wes Tender Posted 17 October, 2013 Posted 17 October, 2013 'Rapier' Employment. Who thinks these company names up?! I hate rap
Doctoroncall Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 So again the focus of the web chat was information from this 'Mong' board as BB so delicately puts it! Where would they be without us having all this fun? Is there a portsmouth (2013) fc fan out there with an original question?
Weston Super Saint Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 Working in the staffing sector, I can safely say that being a branch manager at a Truck Drivers recruitment company is about as League Two as it gets. That's a bit harsh! He's also establishing 'Rapier' as a 'name' within the construction industry, so he's at least mid table League 2. I'd like to know why he has no work history between 1997 and 2002. What was he doing for five years? Did he do a stretch at Her Majesty's pleasure?
dubai_phil Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 Sorry nutjobs. Seems the award for most clueless Journo in the world is NOT held by #factless. Just to give you an early morning chortle, the actual worst Journo appears to be in Mexico.... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2465547/Who-going-tell-Reporter-gets-laugh-asks-Gravity-director-If-difficult-filming-space.html Hit movie 'Gravity' has been acclaimed for its realistic portrayal of a disaster in space - so much so that one reporter seemed to believe the film was filmed on location in orbit. Quizzing director Alfonso Cuarón at a press conference to promote the George Clooney and Sandra Bullock star vehicle in Mexico City, an apparently sincere journalist asked about the difficulties experienced in space. Unsure whether or not he was being sent up, a game Cuarón played it straight and told the reporter that he was in space for three and half months with Clooney and Bullock and that he suffered from terrible sickness during their mission training. Of course if you read the full article you'll see that maybe #factless can still claim the title
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 'Rapier' Employment. Who thinks these company names up?! Alan Partridge?
rallyboy Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 I see Connolly has now missed four matches and his return doesn't seem imminent. Who could have seen that coming? Didn't he agree to leave if he missed a long run of games through injury? That could save them a few quid... If they hadn't given him the coaching role. He's more likely to rip up a hamstring than his contract.
trousers Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/guy-bury-are-dangerous-1119372.aspx Nice to see they're back into 'ready-made-excuses' mode although a shame they're yet to drop the 'opponents-cup-final' rhetoric... “They will come to Fratton Park and look forward to playing in front of a big crowd. “If I was a player on their side I would think that we’ll go there, work hard and come back with a result. It’s going to be a difficult game.
Torres Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 When you're ****, Guy, all games are difficult.
andysstuff Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 (edited) Rather anal I know, but FOI request submitted and acknowledged. Response expected within 20 working days. Edited 18 October, 2013 by andysstuff Typo
trousers Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 (edited) Rather anal I know, but FOI request submitted and acknowledged. Response expected within 20 working days. +10 obsessed nutjob points (or should that be -10 as this is the Pompey thread...?) Edited 18 October, 2013 by trousers
suewhistle Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 Isn't that be a question a Pompey fan should be asking, or are they all going 'nah,nah,nah, I can't hear you'? Anyway, definitely worth nutjob points..
TopGun Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 Rather anal I know, but FOI request submitted and acknowledged. Response expected within 20 working days. Well played sir.
70's Mike Posted 18 October, 2013 Posted 18 October, 2013 big game tomorrow the mighty Bury, another big boost to the local economy, bet the Butchers wll be busy, sorry forgot he is being boycotted because he is against their 50 k new stadium funded by Tesco
holepuncture Posted 19 October, 2013 Posted 19 October, 2013 I see Connolly has now missed four matches and his return doesn't seem imminent. Who could have seen that coming? Didn't he agree to leave if he missed a long run of games through injury? That could save them a few quid... If they hadn't given him the coaching role. He's more likely to rip up a hamstring than his contract. factless and his mob praised the contract to great fanfare... ten games IIRC, 20 odd % of the season, LOL. Im sure he will put in a quick shift in a few games time just to keep his income as secure as it can possibly be when working for skate. Rather anal I know, but FOI request submitted and acknowledged. Response expected within 20 working days. LOL, very good!
South City Si Posted 19 October, 2013 Posted 19 October, 2013 When you're ****, Guy, all games are difficult. In one! Obviously getting their excuses in early while the masses are given the usual bile. Sad their inferiority complex is so much they need constant praise and gratification via the Septic Isle media sycophants. Outside Pompey = no-one gives 5h1t
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