Waterside.saint Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Inaccurate, that fish is at the top. Only until the rotting carcase bursts. Wonderful how far you can push a metaphor sometimes
Matthew Le God Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 (edited) Oh and did anyone else laugh when they were described as 'the big fish' in the division, last night on the Football League Show? Portsmouth Apprentice 2013 Sponsored by Starring Stuart "The Brand" Baggs as deluded Pompey fans Claude Littner as rallyboy Edited 4 August, 2013 by Matthew Le God
Pamplemousse Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Some of the phew on POL still don't get just how rubbish their team is, they think they're going to win the JPT hands down Everyone says 'nah, leave the paint cup for the scummers'. I actually want us to win it, just so we can laugh at them and say 'easy peasy, that's another one in our cabinet, anything you can do we can do better!' Because winning the JPT gives the skates bragging rights this is our first opportunity to put something in the new trophy cabinet that we have which will mean it will be the first trophy we win as a fans owned club, if we get that far of course. Like Porgey says, the money would be worth having and you just know we'd well and truly sell our Wembley allocation five fold. :lol: And the list of posts giving up on the new players already and demanding new signings is just too numerous to list.
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Some of the phew on POL still don't get just how rubbish their team is, they think they're going to win the JPT hands down Because winning the JPT gives the skates bragging rights :lol: And the list of posts giving up on the new players already and demanding new signings is just too numerous to list. TBF to them they did do their administration and relegation a lot better than us as well
Stu Man Do Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 TBF to them they did do their administration and relegation a lot better than us as well To be fair to us, they've had a lot more practice at them
spyinthesky Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Pompey fans were boasting of a record attendance for league 2 Some Oxford fans suggested that there was also a record for the most fans leaving a League 2 ground with 15 mins to go!!!
Ohio Saint Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 I thought I was done with this thread..........But that result had me peeing myself so much I just HAD to come back here and gloat a little!
SNSUN Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Everyone says 'nah, leave the paint cup for the scummers'. I actually want us to win it, just so we can laugh at them and say 'easy peasy, that's another one in our cabinet, anything you can do we can do better!' Which of course means they won't win it, and we have bragging rights. Not that that will stop them having a go at us though - the old "tin pot" trophy line will be uttered if that happened. The fish are fighting back..
Pedro Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 A News billboard outside Co-op in Warsash says "Pompey ready to unleash brute". Don't know if its an old one before yesterdays game or for the next publication. Who is the brute then?
SNSUN Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 A News billboard outside Co-op in Warsash says "Pompey ready to unleash brute". Don't know if its an old one before yesterdays game or for the next publication. Who is the brute then? Bringing out their own aftershave so anyone can smell of fish?
Sevvy Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Have just come back from London, celebrating my 25th (Silver) , (sorry had to add that Mrs S made me),Wedding Anniversary and just seen the Result, a good end to a fantastic weekend really,
TopGun Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 A News billboard outside Co-op in Warsash says "Pompey ready to unleash brute". Don't know if its an old one before yesterdays game or for the next publication. Who is the brute then? A cast off from Stevenage named N'Gala who is their new hard man apparently. Just looks a clogger to me.
Dalek2003 Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 The thing is they are so deluded there is little chance of them facing any sort of reality. Anyway, lets look forward to another season of them being the laughing stock of the football world !
Dark Munster Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 And some said that it was time to close this thread. But as we nutjobs predicted, there are plenty more laughs still to come.
Colinjb Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 A cast off from Stevenage named N'Gala who is their new hard man apparently. Just looks a clogger to me. Made all the difference when loaned to Barnet last year, he brings valuable experience of how to escape League 2 to Fratton Park.
buctootim Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 Made all the difference when loaned to Barnet last year, he brings valuable experience of how to escape League 2 to Fratton Park. I assume, since they got relegated, you forgot the smiley
Hatch Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 (edited) not seen this before. http://www.allmusic.com/album/play-up-pompey-the-songs-of-portsmouth-fc-mw0000561291 #13 a particular favourite Edited 4 August, 2013 by Hatch
Colinjb Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 I assume, since they got relegated, you forgot the smiley I was hoping the meaning was clear.
rallyboy Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 I like that, a new record for the fastest and most orderly mass evacuation of a League Two ground in history - 10,000 back out through the turnstiles before the 80th minute! Maybe that will bury the portsmyth about dirty scummahs leaving early while the fatpipes faithful cheer every last kick. In the past it was Thierry Henry, now it's Dave Kitson who left the field to mass applause with his team in total domination, and paused briefly to tell the locals that they are the greatest fans he has ever played in front of...sort of. But now the pressure builds, on Bournemouth! The game this coming week is now massive for them. The plucky blue minnows from League two will raise their game, after all, it is pompey's cup final, their only chance to have a pop at their local rivals. And that's why it isn't fair on Bournemouth because pompey will give it everything in their big game, let's just hope the ref is big enough to cope with such a massive fixture. I'm guessing it's a sell out? And if it isn't, just reduce the ground capacity until you hit the figure of tickets sold.
saint si Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 I like that, a new record for the fastest and most orderly mass evacuation of a League Two ground in history - 10,000 back out through the turnstiles before the 80th minute! Perhaps they were just trying to show the council that their fire evacuation procedures were up to scratch?
Lazlo78 Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 4th administration to come on page 2000 anyone? Can we keep up?
trousers Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end.
Waterside.saint Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end. Not a great one for Murdoch's rags as a rule, but that made me lol
andysstuff Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end. No boos 'cos they had all left after 80 minutes.
suewhistle Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 I 4-1 am really ****ed off. Why didn't I get that 66-1 on relegation. Still, the laughs make up for it..
St Chalet Posted 4 August, 2013 Posted 4 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end. That really is an epic Don't think that is the last we will see of that
Cascadia Saint Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end. Is it really a record crowd if you take an average count over 90 minutes? Can't wait to see how factless spins this one, diverting attention seems to be his first idea.
St Jim Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end. Love the picture of Iain McInnes, we should replace with that picture!
Waterside.saint Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: That is a shocker from The Sun. Not so much as a boo at the end. Love the picture of Iain McInnes, we should replace with that picture! I love the Oxford manager's parting shot: "Kitson was outstanding for us. He was everywhere & not just because he'd been shafted by the bestest & had a point to prove" (slight paraphrase)
qwertySFC Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Oh heres another maybe the champers got to him !!!!
eurosaint Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Oh heres another maybe the champers got to him !!!! Looks like Jim Smith is desperately trying to suppress his laughter
Jonnyboy Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Can't he afford a suit that isnt two sizes too small?
Waterside.saint Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Oh heres another maybe the champers got to him !!!! Buying off the Liquidator - £1.6m Bottom of the Football League - Priceless.
Golden Balls Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 It's just gets better and better Leaving early Lack of atmosphere once Oxford scored Fighting amongst themselves Booing ex players Booing their own team Chanting for the managers head All this from the super-duper bestest fans in the world™ in the space of 90 minutes
Colinjb Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Can someone remind me again, how exactly is Fratton Park, as their fans put it, 'Ours?' Yes, the fans put just under 50% of the money in, but what control does the average pledger (I'm not going to call it shareholder...) have?
Torres Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Yes, the fans put just under 50% of the money in, but what ... does the average pledger (I'm not going to call it shareholder...) have? Lots of teeth missing and an IQ below 70?
Ken Tone Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Can't he afford a suit that isnt two sizes too small? Note also the short-sleeved short that is too small for him to do up the top button. It's all part of his "I'm just a fan like the rest of you plebs" image -- unlike the champagne. Btw, perhaps Nicola would lend him a better watch if he asked nicely?
trousers Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 what control does the average pledger (I'm not going to call it shareholder...) have? None. HTH
Lazlo78 Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Note also the short-sleeved short that is too small for him to do up the top button. It's all part of his "I'm just a fan like the rest of you plebs" image -- unlike the champagne. Btw, perhaps Nicola would lend him a better watch if he asked nicely? A classic Eddie Mitchell look
andysstuff Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Can someone remind me again, how exactly is Fratton Park, as their fans put it, 'Ours?' Yes, the fans put just under 50% of the money in, but what control does the average pledger (I'm not going to call it shareholder...) have? It's not even 'theirs' until PCC is repaid the loan at the very least.
holepuncture Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Oh heres another maybe the champers got to him !!!! The honeymoon came to an abrupt end for you iain.. PMSL
rallyboy Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 MLG, I love Claude - you have my personality sussed! Meanwhile, have they paid back any loans yet? Somewhere out there in a creditor's back office the fatpipes clock is ticking.
trousers Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Meanwhile, have they paid back any loans yet? Pompey? Pay loans back in the month they are due....?
ottery st mary Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Pompey will be down their training ground:rolleyes: sorting out all these teething problerms:p
The9 Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 Lots of teeth missing and an IQ below 70? Pompey will be down their training ground:rolleyes: sorting out all these teething problerms:p Couldn't tell, but are these referring to the same thing ?
Minty Posted 5 August, 2013 Posted 5 August, 2013 A quick lunchtime edit, et voila, transparent backgrounds too: 250px wide 150px wide 80px wide 30px wide (and perfect for adding to this forum's smiley list...) Download and use to your hearts content.
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