100%Red&White Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 WEBCHAT ALERT http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/webchats "Jordan: The season ticket sales are knocking 6,000 already" Just over 5k then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 Lollage.... [TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD=class: chatmsgtime, bgcolor: #F6F6F6]13:53 [/TD] [TD=class: chatmsgtext viewer_text, bgcolor: #FFFFFF][TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][Comment From Corporate Ho Corporate Ho: ] Love seeing the excitement on the Oxford fan's faces, it's like a cup final for them! [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 Carlsberg don't do tinpot season fixture review videos, but if they did... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-the-highlights-of-pompey-s-2013-14-fixture-list-1-5202397 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 How does a club's size mean a team is confident of promotion? Size has nothing to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 I don't think it's necessarily good that Pompey have signed up a load of freebie players so early as they have got no where to go now and may miss out on better out of contract players between now and the end of the transfer window. I think it's a massive overreaction by Whittingham in response to the shambolic close seasons with no players that they have had the last two summers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 carlsberg don't do tinpot season fixture review videos, but if they did... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-the-highlights-of-pompey-s-2013-14-fixture-list-1-5202397 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Lindford Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 The delusion just continues, this from one of their boards. However I reckon that every other club looking at their fixtures will be anticipating the fixture against us. FA Cup winners 5 years ago, FA Cup finalists 3 years ago.....that's gotta excite them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 The 'return' is nothing to do with the accounts, it's just to confirm Directors details, shares held etc... it's seperate to the accounts. http://www.companieshouse.gov.uk/infoAndGuide/faq/annualReturnInfo.shtml You deserve a nutjob t-shirt for this post alone, holiday boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 Carlsberg don't do tinpot season fixture review videos, but if they did... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-the-highlights-of-pompey-s-2013-14-fixture-list-1-5202397 He's just such a massive, weasely gimp. ... and it's on a camera phone. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 I don't think it's necessarily good that Pompey have signed up a load of freebie players so early as they have got no where to go now and may miss out on better out of contract players between now and the end of the transfer window. I think it's a massive overreaction by Whittingham in response to the shambolic close seasons with no players that they have had the last two summers. How very true, because 16 players with no training facilities and no coach is a far better approach to pre-season preparations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 carlsberg don't do tinpot season fixture review videos, but if they did... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/video-the-highlights-of-pompey-s-2013-14-fixture-list-1-5202397 pmsl he's just such a massive, weasely gimp. ... And it's on a camera phone. Lol. pmsl i don't think it's necessarily good that pompey have signed up a load of freebie players so early as they have got no where to go now and may miss out on better out of contract players between now and the end of the transfer window. I think it's a massive overreaction by whittingham in response to the shambolic close seasons with no players that they have had the last two summers. how very true, because 16 players with no training facilities and no coach is a far better approach to pre-season preparations. pmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hockey_saint Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 Oh they really do feel they were hard done by and are desperately trying to align themselves with clubs who haven't screwed over the UK taxpayer.. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11781/8783590/SPL-club-Hearts-are-officially-in-administration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 "Jordan: The season ticket sales are knocking 6,000 already" Just over 5k then. Now, now, be fair. Last week's tweet claimed 5.4k sold, so with some creative rounding up, anywhere over 5,501 sold - an increase of just over 100 tickets sold - could conceivably be classed as 'knocking on' 6k. Sha la la etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 The delusion just continues, this from one of their boards. However I reckon that every other club looking at their fixtures will be anticipating the fixture against us. FA Cup winners 5 years ago, FA Cup finalists 3 years ago.....that's gotta excite them. That's what Gibraltar thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 Lollage.... [TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD=class: chatmsgtime, bgcolor: #F6F6F6]13:53 [/TD] [TD=class: chatmsgtext viewer_text, bgcolor: #FFFFFF][TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD][/TD] [TD][Comment From Corporate Ho Corporate Ho: ] Love seeing the excitement on the Oxford fan's faces, it's like a cup final for them! [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] This being Oxford who were in the top division for 6 seasons in the 80s, which with the Skates' season up in 1988 is a whole 2 seasons shorter than Portsmouth have been at the top level over the last 30 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 How does a club's size mean a team is confident of promotion? Size has nothing to do with it. It's why their odds are so low in the face of all evidence though... 250,000 idiots still drunk from 2008 sticking £10 they borrowed on them to win whatever division they think they're still in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 It's why their odds are so low in the face of all evidence though... 250,000 idiots still drunk from 2008 sticking £10 they borrowed on them to win whatever division they think they're still in. They could well get promoted but I fail to see how club size has anything to do with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 19 June, 2013 Share Posted 19 June, 2013 Comment From Ben With William Hill, Pompey are the only team to be odds-on to win promotion in all of the Football League. Wow, pressure! I would take midtable for 2 or 3 seasons![/TD] So odds on relegation might be quite good value then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 If those odds really are a reflection of the expectations within (half empty) Fratton it won't take long for the booing to pick up from where it ended last season when they don't get off to a flying start. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Comment From Ben With William Hill, Pompey are the only team to be odds-on to win promotion in all of the Football League. Wow, pressure! I would take midtable for 2 or 3 seasons![/TD] So odds on relegation might be quite good value then? 66/1 with Bet365. Got to be worth a tenner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 It's why their odds are so low in the face of all evidence though... 250,000 idiots still drunk from 2008 sticking £10 they borrowed on them to win whatever division they think they're still in. If those odds really are a reflection of the expectations within (half empty) Fratton it won't take long for the booing to pick up from where it ended last season when they don't get off to a flying start. Shame. IIRC the skates were trumpeted as promotion candidates last season, yet were relegated in quite spectacular fashion. It might be worth a speculative bet for them to be relegated out of the football league, if their make shift squad of mercenry fails them and as you say, the crowd quickly pick up all of last years booing again, it could crumble very quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: The moment the fixture computer hammered home the fate of #Pompey. Not that you will hear Fratton faithful complain. http://t.co/y3YWntVp0u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbert Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: The moment the fixture computer hammered home the fate of #Pompey. Not that you will hear Fratton faithful complain. http://t.co/y3YWntVp0u That guy is beyond parody - what utter drivel. And what's this supposed to mean It provided the clattering moment of realisation. Not so much an apple falling off the tree on to Pompey fans’ heads but a wrecking ball. Since when have apples falling off trees on to your head signalled "realisation"? The idea of a wrecking ball falling of a tree on to Pompey fans' heads is not one I was expecting either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 A date for your comedy diaries : - Sky Sports Saturday 10th August (12:15 k.o) Accrington Stanley v P*rtsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonraker Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Apparently they still haven't got their training ground sorted out. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22952043 I think the devil is in the detail he states "There is a little bit of fine detail and a little bit of making sure we have accessibility to the site" so the owners wont let you near the place till you pay up front, surely this is not a problem to the blame and guilt free "New, no history, Skates FC (2013)". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 No training ground, no first team coach and in league 2. Its all looking rosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 They could well get promoted but I fail to see how club size has anything to do with it. Because empty vessels make most noise ? I assume the echoing around the Fratton End will provide the bestest soundwaves in footballing history, or something. Must be worth 10 points a season (usually to offset the -10 for being massive financial cheats and not being able to run a football club legitimately). I am mildly narked that I will have to choose between Newcastle v Saints and Portsmouth v Newport on Dec 14 unless Sky come in with a Sunday or Monday offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 A date for your comedy diaries : - Sky Sports Saturday 10th August (12:15 k.o) Accrington Stanley v P*rtsmouth Ah, could be even more interesting given who AS' current manager is Cup hand to ear in front of Pompey fans when his team scores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Since when have apples falling off trees on to your head signalled "realisation"? Since 1666, I believe. Though in the incident being referred to it wasn't a specific realisation of gravity, merely an ongoing process of contemplation, and the apple didn't actually fall on Newton's head either, but that's when it happened. Maybe Archimedes' "eureka" moment about the displacement of water, sometime between 230 and 287 BC would have been more appropriate ? It did consist of a bloke naked of all the trappings of wealth running around trying to get clean, then running around spouting words that would make them look like an idiot to casual observers. But this is giving Allen too much credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vince Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 A date for your comedy diaries : - Sky Sports Saturday 10th August (12:15 k.o) Accrington Stanley v P*rtsmouth Lets hope Beattie gets to repeat that "cupped ear" photo one more time, eh!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 No training ground, no first team coach and in league 2. Its all looking rosy. I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 That guy is beyond parody - what utter drivel. And what's this supposed to mean Since when have apples falling off trees on to your head signalled "realisation"? The idea of a wrecking ball falling of a tree on to Pompey fans' heads is not one I was expecting either. He is trying to evoke Newton. As with most of his articles it is overblown and full of flowery analogies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 I wonder how many 'cup finals' they will claim they will have provided next season? also, how many times will their fans run on the pitch, cause havoc and generally act like billy big balls in league 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 I wonder how many 'cup finals' they will claim they will have provided next season? also, how many times will their fans run on the pitch, cause havoc and generally act like billy big balls in league 2 Or invade the pitch and then claim it is the other clubs fault because they couldn't adequately prepare for so many away fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Or invade the pitch and then claim it is the other clubs fault because they couldn't adequately prepare for so many away fans. How many clubs can't afford 2 stewards ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 true. League 2 will simply not know what is going on next season. With such a massive club with hordes of fans every week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 @pn_neil_allen: The moment the fixture computer hammered home the fate of #Pompey. Not that you will hear Fratton faithful complain. http://t.co/y3YWntVp0u Pompeyblue moron:- Onwards and upwards and let's look forward to the next time we roll that lot up the road over. I 4-1 am looking forward to the journey. If you're anywhere near middle aged, it probably won't happen in your lifetime. You can hope that against all the odds you might draw us in a Cup match and cause an upset, as unlikely as that would be, but you sure as hell won't be playing us in the same division for many, many years to come. Start up a rivalry with Bournemouth and aim for something achievable and more realistic is my advice. You're not in our league anymore, literally and metaphorically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 I wonder how many 'cup finals' they will claim they will have provided next season? also, how many times will their fans run on the pitch, cause havoc and generally act like billy big balls in league 2 Are you planning on hanging about in the shadows of Fratton (there are plenty) on the off-chance some parent-avenging caped crusading can be done ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Or invade the pitch and then claim it is the other clubs fault because they couldn't adequately prepare for so many away fans. Can someone remind me what exciting footballing achievement they were celebrating last season to deem invading the pitch a worthy activity ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 (edited) Sky Sports Saturday 10th August (12:15 k.o) Accrington Stanley v P*rtsmouth A twist on a classic... "Portsmouth who are they?" [video=youtube;kQp-PYuR6kg] Edited 20 June, 2013 by Matthew Le God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Hearts administrator = Trevor Birch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Hearts administrator = Trevor Birch They seemed quite keen about that on Sky Sports News yesterday, talking him up as someone with experience. He's certainly got that, he even gets a mention in David Conn's footy finances book which was written circa 2004. He was also Chief Exec at Leeds in 2003 and oversaw the Krasner takeover. What I *didn't* know was that he played for Shrewsbury circa 1980 (and therefore probably played in the 1980 Welsh Cup Final when they lost to Newport County), and shuffled around playing for the famous non-league sides of the north west for 8 years after that. Wiki also says he'd have been Saints Chairman if the 2007 takeover by Daniel Williams had happened, which was news to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 66/1 with Bet365. Got to be worth a tenner. Hmmm, yes. What if they go pop and don't complete the season? Is there one of those strange rules - Rule 4 or summat? You can see I don't normally bet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SW5 SAINT Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Pompeyblue moron:- If you're anywhere near middle aged, it probably won't happen in your lifetime. You can hope that against all the odds you might draw us in a Cup match and cause an upset, as unlikely as that would be, but you sure as hell won't be playing us in the same division for many, many years to come. Start up a rivalry with Bournemouth and aim for something achievable and more realistic is my advice. You're not in our league anymore, literally and metaphorically. Not for many years either, with Bournemouth two divisions above............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Tangent hopping again but did anyone notice this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22985491 "The Football Association are insisting all football creditors must be paid off in full." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 Tangent hopping again but did anyone notice this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22985491 "The Football Association are insisting all football creditors must be paid off in full." Football creditors have always had to be paid in full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 They seemed quite keen about that on Sky Sports News yesterday, talking him up as someone with experience. He's certainly got that, he even gets a mention in David Conn's footy finances book which was written circa 2004. He was also Chief Exec at Leeds in 2003 and oversaw the Krasner takeover. What I *didn't* know was that he played for Shrewsbury circa 1980 (and therefore probably played in the 1980 Welsh Cup Final when they lost to Newport County), and shuffled around playing for the famous non-league sides of the north west for 8 years after that. Wiki also says he'd have been Saints Chairman if the 2007 takeover by Daniel Williams had happened, which was news to me. T'was mentioned on here several times during Pompey's most recent administration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 If you've ever wanted to take a peak inside Mr Allen's drawers, now's your chance... @pn_neil_allen: An assortment of nick nacks found in my drawers. Each telling own inimitable #Pompey story! #byenewscentre http://t.co/71qdNofoSp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 If you've ever wanted to take a peak inside Mr Allen's drawers, now's your chance... @pn_neil_allen: An assortment of nick nacks found in my drawers. Each telling own inimitable #Pompey story! #byenewscentre http://t.co/71qdNofoSp A few things from this picture.... The egotistical narcissist loon obviously "accidentally" kept the crappy trophies in shot. Not on purpose at all. Also, leaving NewsCentre? Job for the boy maybe? One thing I can confidently say (having read more than enough of his copy), is after 10 years working for national press (2 years at the Echo before that) he will be allowed no where near a national. Seriously he's a shocking scribe that I'm embarrassed to be in the same game as. The way he led the witch hunt against previous "heros" was especially shameless and unprofessional in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 20 June, 2013 Share Posted 20 June, 2013 The News is moving, lock, stock and Trust PR machine. Not seen those stickers before - they seem to be accusing the men who bought in heroes like Norris of being rapists. That's not right, those men financed the historic cup win and that glorious victory at St Mary's that denied the scummahs a return to the Premier League...those stickers suggest that the few are fickle, will rewrite history at the drop of a clown hat, and will briefly dedicate their life to the next person who shows them any affection. A bit like an aged, milky-eyed, manky dog at a last resort rescue centre. #victims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts