alehouseboys Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 Bloke I know from down there, had three bits of good news today. One that he is going to be a dad, two, that he is going to be an uncle, and three, that his sister is pregnant. That must be the couple on the news earlier, twas a heart-warming picture of the happy couple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 Melikey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 That must be the couple on the news earlier, twas a heart-warming picture of the happy couple... One word...Colgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 One word...Colgate. Little known fact...toothpaste was invented in p*rtsmuff...if it had been invented in Southampton it would have been called Teethpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysstuff Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 Little known fact...toothpaste was invented in p*rtsmuff...if it had been invented in Southampton it would have been called Teethpaste. Did you just post that on Twitter or has someone nicked it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 This can't be right. No "bestest?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 Looks like the Trust has suffered a massive funding blow... A JUDGE has given a drug user time to deal with his habit before he is sentenced for stealing cash from Pompey’s function room. Daniel Powell has pleaded guilty to taking nine till bags from Fratton Park containing £1,160 in loose change. Was that the gate money from the first half of the season or an offer for the ground? Either way Mr Powell is now a HNWI and fully-funded to complete a takeover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 This thread has gone quiet because our investigative reporter Trousers has disappeared. Has he fallen into the hands of the skates? Has factlessallen kidnapped him and tortured actual real information out of him? WHERE"S TROUSERS!!! Maybe he's busy preparing his upcoming 5000th post party. Not long to go! [TABLE=width: 137] [TR] [TD]Nutjob[/TD] [TD]Posts[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]trousers[/TD] [TD]4,943[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]dubai_phil[/TD] [TD]2,598[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]pedg[/TD] [TD]2,246[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]OldNick[/TD] [TD]1,790[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD]rallyboy[/TD] [TD]1,647[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 So, will there be an end of season Nutjobs Oscars presentation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 This thread has gone quiet because our investigative reporter Trousers has disappeared. Has he fallen into the hands of the skates? Has factlessallen kidnapped him and tortured actual real information out of him? WHERE"S TROUSERS!!! I believe the train he was on got lost or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 I don't like the waiting bits. I like it when things are actually happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 And they're the good chants that the passionate hordes mustered? Jesus wept Yup, proving once again that they are a bunch of chants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 13 March, 2013 Share Posted 13 March, 2013 Did you just post that on Twitter or has someone nicked it??? I think I posted the picture way back (I doctored it from Brum fans) and the comment followed soon after! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 This thread has gone quiet because our investigative reporter Trousers has disappeared. Has he fallen into the hands of the skates? Has factlessallen kidnapped him and tortured actual real information out of him? WHERE"S TROUSERS!!! Found him ................but I think it's the wrong trousers I'll get my coat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 It must have been just like the Champions League for the trainful of dedicated Pompey fans who made the epic under 2 hour journey to Leyton last night. They'd heard all about their European rivals for top Ultra bragging rights, the Galatasary fans at Schalke who couldn't afford to pay the 1000 euro asking price for tickets and had instead begun to dig a tunnel into the ground. Sadly the message got somewhat lost in translation from Turkish to Skate and the empty seats in the "sold out" away end must have been due to the web fingered wonders tunneling their way out of Brisbane Road instead. As the heroic badgers emerged from their tunnel they were immediately confused as to where they were. Is it a sh.ithole? Yes. Am I outside an old, rickety stand? Yes. Are the locals talking in a Cockney accent? Yes. "Hold on, we've dug all the way back home" they thought. But then they breathed in deeply and couldn't detect the smell of fish amongst the stench of misery and dispair and realised they were still in East London. Is there any truth in the reports that several hundred of them are still wandering around Luton looking for the stadium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 (edited) Found him ................but I think it's the wrong trousers I'm now getting worried for Trousers. I don't believe it's ever been so long between his posts. 4943 would be a tragic number to finish on being so close to the 5000 (albeit, not a tragedy of the proportion that our fishy friends are enduring) Edited 14 March, 2013 by Winchester Red Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 (edited) You-hoo.... @solentsport: #pompey have confirmed they'll face Icelandic side IBV, managed by Hermann Hreidarsson, in a friendly on 16/3 to raise money for the PST I thought the Trust already had plenty of cash and were "ready to go" months ago? Edited 14 March, 2013 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 BBC Solent Sport @solentsport #pompey have confirmed they'll face Icelandic side IBV, managed by Hermann Hreidarsson, in a friendly on 16/3 to raise money for the PST I thought the bid was fully funded and ready to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 You-hoo.... @solentsport: #pompey have confirmed they'll face Icelandic side IBV, managed by Hermann Hreidarsson, in a friendly on 16/3 to raise money for the PST You're alive!!! That's a relief. I had visions of you being dragged through the streets of skatesmouth by a mobility scooter driven by factlessallen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 You're alive!!! That's a relief. I had visions of you being dragged through the streets of skatesmouth by a mobility scooter driven by factlessallen Naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 So a team from a cold fishy place probably set up by some Bank that went bust finds its SOLE mate in the drowning few down the road, what irony. There was a ladies game at Moneyfields last night, who won, anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 Naked? I admit to having a fairly 'interesting' imagination but no, the image I had in mind wasn't naked. Even my imagination wouldn't chose to visualise you naked More like broken, blood soaked and clad in blue with gobsh!te written on your front. ...or did you mean factlessallen would be naked? That's even worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 You-hoo.... @solentsport: #pompey have confirmed they'll face Icelandic side IBV, managed by Hermann Hreidarsson, in a friendly on 16/3 to raise money for the PST I thought the Trust already had plenty of cash and were "ready to go" months ago? 16/3? They are playing at Doncaster. They haven't got enough players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeintheslowlane Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 16/3? They are playing at Doncaster. They haven't got enough players. Your mistake they're playing the PST...not Skatesmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 Solent got the date wrong....correction: @solentsport: #pompey have confirmed they'll face Icelandic side IBV, managed by Hermann Hreidarsson, in a friendly on 16/4 to raise money for the PST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 So a team from a cold fishy place probably set up by some Bank that went bust finds its SOLE mate in the drowning few down the road, what irony. There was a ladies game at Moneyfields last night, who won, anyone know? DSon't have Twitter access at work, but let's see skates v Saints Ladies gets bigged up on Twitter on the day of the game. The next day? Silence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Columb Saint Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 Southampton ladies lost 8-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackanorySFC Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 Southampton ladies lost 8-0 Slags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 Southampton ladies lost 8-0 That will be the headine on #factlessallen Daily Skate sports pages tonight then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 @solentsport: #pompey have confirmed they'll face Icelandic side IBV, managed by Hermann Hreidarsson, in a friendly on 16/4 to raise money for the PST That's pretty bizzarre, and definately out of order, even for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lifelongsaint83 Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-ladies-put-southampton-to-the-sword-1-4894302 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-pompey-bunch-uniting-their-team-1-4893927 Wonder where the house is? It's strange there is no mention of the locality in the story. What would the Phew say if the house responsible for team building is at the western end of the M27. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-pompey-bunch-uniting-their-team-1-4893927 Wonder where the house is? It's strange there is no mention of the locality in the story. What would the Phew say if the house responsible for team building is at the western end of the M27. I live in Dover Road. If only I knew, I could have gone to that specific house and watched the game. I could have even worn my Saints kit. I wonder if the game was at my neighbours. They have had the builders in - perhaps they've converted the back garden into a football pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 David James is set to continue his career in Iceland with IBV Vestmannaeyjar rumoured to be ready to offer the veteran a short term deal TalkSport understands. The former England goalkeeper, 42, is now a free agent after his deal with League One side Bournemouth came to an end this week by mutual consent. James hadn’t played for the Cherries since mid January and had fallen behind Shawn Jalal and Ryan Allsop in the pecking order. But James is being given the opportunity to extend his career in Iceland thanks to a former teammate. Hermann Hreidarsson, who played with James for four years between 2006-10 is now in charge of IBV after originally joining them as a player following a short stint at Coventry City last year. It is thought that Hreidarsson is looking to convince James to join the club on a short term deal to provide some valuable experience. IBV play in the Urvalsdeild Karla (The Men’s Select Division,) which is the top tier of Icelandic football. Last season they finished in third place and qualified for the first qualifying round of the Europa League, but they failed to make it to the group stages. The Icelandic season doesn’t begin until May, so there is time for Hreidarsson to convince his former teammate to join up. James is said to still be considering retirement, but always one for new experiences, a short term deal could appeal to the custodian as he looks to end his career on a high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 You're alive!!! That's a relief. I had visions of you being dragged through the streets of skatesmouth by a mobility scooter driven by factlessallen Naked? No, just trouser-less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyinthesky Posted 14 March, 2013 Share Posted 14 March, 2013 See that 'Appy' is not well liked by the Blackburn Faithful Shame he was such a success at Pompey (13 wins in 51?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-pompey-bunch-uniting-their-team-1-4893927 Wonder where the house is? It's strange there is no mention of the locality in the story. What would the Phew say if the house responsible for team building is at the western end of the M27. Think I know exactly where this house is, i mentioned it a few pages back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-pompey-bunch-uniting-their-team-1-4893927 Wonder where the house is? It's strange there is no mention of the locality in the story. What would the Phew say if the house responsible for team building is at the western end of the M27. Even by the dire standards of the News, that's an epic non-story. People Live In House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloridaMarlin Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Think I know exactly where this house is, i mentioned it a few pages back. Without giving your location away, can you say if it is in the Southampton area? I just find it strange that in the Snooze story, there was no mention whatsoever of where the mystery house is. If it was in a decent in or near p*******th (I know, that's a relative term) like somewhere up the Meon Valley, they would have said so. The fact they assidiously gave no clue where the house might be makes me think it might well be in enemy territory. The question then is will they continue to be plucky heroes, rallying and stirring the valiant troops with their frat house antics, or will they be fackin' scummahs for their downright refusal to live on Craggy Island? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Even by the dire standards of the News, that's an epic non-story. People Live In House Over in the east some choose caravans ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Without giving your location away, can you say if it is in the Southampton area? I just find it strange that in the Snooze story, there was no mention whatsoever of where the mystery house is. If it was in a decent in or near p*******th (I know, that's a relative term) like somewhere up the Meon Valley, they would have said so. The fact they assidiously gave no clue where the house might be makes me think it might well be in enemy territory. The question then is will they continue to be plucky heroes, rallying and stirring the valiant troops with their frat house antics, or will they be fackin' scummahs for their downright refusal to live on Craggy Island? Eastleigh!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 http://www.out-law.com/en/articles/2013/march/public-bodies-must-behave-like-private-creditors-with-sports-bodies-to-avoid-eu-state-aid-action-says-expert/ Would it help the trust.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Without giving your location away, can you say if it is in the Southampton area? I just find it strange that in the Snooze story, there was no mention whatsoever of where the mystery house is. If it was in a decent in or near p*******th (I know, that's a relative term) like somewhere up the Meon Valley, they would have said so. The fact they assidiously gave no clue where the house might be makes me think it might well be in enemy territory. The question then is will they continue to be plucky heroes, rallying and stirring the valiant troops with their frat house antics, or will they be fackin' scummahs for their downright refusal to live on Craggy Island? Chandlers Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Eastleigh!!!!!!! You called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 I've been out all day and all we seem to have established is that some blokes live in a house and it's not in portsmouth. Time we left this page, let's start a fresh one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Fresh page started, just for Rally Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 who are those ****s playing tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Isn't Doncaster the club who thought we were the bestest ever and gave us a painting to remind the rest of world football how bestest we are? I see that some random pompey player has been slotted into the Friday press template and has spouted some nonesense about the plucky troops not fearing Doncaster. Let's see how battly and plucky he feels after 90 minutes. Beating Bury with their £100 a week players is one thing, the mighty Rovers might be a different kettle of.....water. And thanks for the new page, that previous one had run out of steam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 Isn't Doncaster the club who thought we were the bestest ever and gave us a painting to remind the rest of world football how bestest we are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 15 March, 2013 Share Posted 15 March, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/the-pompey-bunch-uniting-their-team-1-4893927 Wonder where the house is? It's strange there is no mention of the locality in the story. What would the Phew say if the house responsible for team building is at the western end of the M27. Why do all their players look like they've escaped from the exercise yard of an LA jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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