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Pompey Takeover Saga


Fitzhugh Fella

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There was a man called Allen

Who invented the Pompey cannon

It was never their fault

It was the football league cult

And now they will have to leave Fratton.

 

There was also a man named Balu

He's left the Skates in the pooh.

They thought they could fight

They believed they were right

Unfortunately they forgot they owed King Kanu

 

As well as Balu there was Birch

He thought he could escape this lurch

As time has gone on

He's realised he's wrong

And cannot remove a charge from its perch

 

There was also a man called Joe

This man had his own ****ing show

He tried to tell them them the truth

Got threatened by Skates' own youth

And has now buried his head in the snow.

 

Then there's the Pompey faithful

Some of them are ever so hateful

They believe they 're the best

In reality they're a mess

And most of them are not even shameful

 

Fratton is almost always half full

The players cannot trap a ball

Every week it's a cup final

The fans are in denial

As a developer awaits in the hall

 

They are the loudest fans on Earth

Despite most of them retarded from birth

They forget they are few

Have less than Balu

Yet still fight over the Park's true worth.

 

A court date has been set for sure

But nobody's sure what for

The trust have no money

They think Harris a phoney

And the council is just too ****ing poor

 

This saga will soon be completing

With the skates no longer competing

Their fans will all cry

Neil Allen will spin a lie

And finally they'll realise they've been cheating

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Slip of the tongue from Whittingham on the Soccer Saturday pfc feature.

 

He said they were kicked out of their training ground, then corrected himself to say leaving the training ground

 

PST board members who were all interviewed were patronising c*nts - made out that Baloo was deluded thinking that the ground was worth more than their offer

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Deluded bunch on SSN a few minutes ago...at least SS got some facts right though! At a conservative rent of £600K pa, yield of 8%, makes NAK worth £7.5M min.

 

Interesting that finally Lawyers have been mentioned by Portpin, FL, PCC and PKF, wondered at what point it would turn formally nasty, gloves off, real world rather than the continuing Pantomime over the last year.

 

Come on LB put a nail in the coffin.....

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Final whistle isn't just for the Oldham game.

Unless they find a miracle the season is over.

Cups stolen in previous years are but a distant memory.

Keep on losing and they'll go straight through League Two.

Even if they survive the court case they've had it.

Don't know what word sums up their situation really...

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Final whistle isn't just for the Oldham game.

Unless they find a miracle the season is over.

Cups stolen in previous years are but a distant memory.

Keep on losing and they'll go straight through League Two.

Even if they survive the court case they've had it.

Don't know what word sums up their situation really...

Oi. No fishing.

 

Why can't you write your own material?

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Attendance 4,527... surely some mistake? They had 9,473 the other day and everyone knows the skates are the biggest fixture of the season?

 

Don't you just wonder how the Conference sides will cope with such a huge following when P****Y come town?

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Final whistle isn't just for the Oldham game.

Unless they find a miracle the season is over.

Cups stolen in previous years are but a distant memory.

Keep on losing and they'll go straight through League Two.

Even if they survive the court case they've had it.

Don't know what word sums up their situation really...

 

Another quatrain :o

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I just cannot understand it - They have Drogba's apprentice, Sam Sodje who only last week claimed he was not there just for money, maybe he had a holiday booked ...Guy who claims he's up for the job and the best man to carry them forward.. after 2 draws .. Eastwood has been in resurgent form .. Liam Walker scores one goal last week and is now in the England frame

 

According to the Snooze all this pep talking you'd think by now they would at least be in top 6 .. I bet they love the drip feed of crap and lap it up .. week in week out

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