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dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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Oh God stop it FFS

 

There was a moron upon twitter

Who’s responses made many feel bitter

He screwed up his facts

Got up everyone’s backs

And turned poor old Joe to a Quitter

trousers

trousers

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There once was a 'journo' called Allen

Whose literary skills were barren

He huffed and he puffed

'Til the scummers were chuffed

But he still talks sh1te by the gallon

 

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Colinjb

Colinjb

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whats this poets friggin corner?

 

What's this poets friggin corner?

The discussion's the skates being out of order

For after four and a half years

...and wayyy too many beers!

Their club is a lamb to the slaughter...

Fowllyd

Fowllyd

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There's a great crowd of hundreds that sings,

There's a chap* with a bell that he rings.

But in all the court cases,

Balu holds the aces.

And the Grim Reaper waits in the wings.

 

* Yes, I know - but this is a family limerick.

Colinjb

Colinjb

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There once was a chap with a bell

Who had a tale to tell

Of the club that once burned

More money then ever earned

And now bound for footballing hell.

Wurzel

Wurzel

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Over five million views on this thread

Yet still the skate b@st@rds aren't dead

No arrests have been made

And no creditors paid

But we'll carry on warming the bread

Sevvy

Sevvy

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PFC lived life to the max,

That’s because they paid no tax.

 

Down the leagues the bestest did fall,

Let’s pack the park was the call,

 

Now Fratton Park had plenty of space,

As they sank down the league without a trace,

 

PUP was the shout,

The CWTB he is a lout,

 

Court cases came and court cases went,

The PST team had hardy a cent,

 

Chinny has said he wants his cash,

If he gets his money he’ll be off in a flash,

 

Agent Birch has done his Job,

To keep away the hungry mob,

 

Down to league two its odds on to go,

For the bestest fans it’s a bit of a blow,

 

Crowds will dwindle that’s for sure,

The bestest fans will be demure,

 

The ground will become a new superstore,

Poor old Fratton will be no more.

ZepSaint

ZepSaint

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There are some awful poets here - I never realised the thread was so popular with Vogons.

 

 

Own up ....................who else here had to Google what the feck a Vogon was ? :-)

EastleighSoulBoy

EastleighSoulBoy

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Deluded, inbred and no shame

Their sister is seen as fair game,

The cheats won a cup

But f*cked it all up,

And everyone else is to blame.

 

Another reason as well

Why they should all go to hell,

Not only the cheating

Tax-dodging and bleating,

But that f**king c**t with the bell!

 

Superb! :adore::toppa::thumbup:

pedg

pedg

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Right, nearly 10:30. I assume there are TV trucks outside the court, live blogging on the major news sites for a court case involving such a big club...

trousers

trousers

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http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/at-last-pompey-are-back-home-1-4810246

 

He said: ‘We needed somewhere to train, put the idea to them (Cockleshell Community Sports Club) and they’ve worked diligently with (administrators) PKF to make sure everything is legally done.‘That was one of the hold ups – but it’s done now.

‘It just shows the spirit the city has. It’s probably the fans rubbing off on the community.

 

Fans rubbing off on the community? The spirit of Avram lives on...

PhilippineSaint

PhilippineSaint

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Deluded, inbred and no shame

Their sister is seen as fair game,

The cheats won a cup

But f*cked it all up,

And everyone else is to blame.

 

Another reason as well

Why they should all go to hell,

Not only the cheating

Tax-dodging and bleating,

But that f**king c**t with the bell!

 

 

If we are voting for a winner this gets my vote

trousers

trousers

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Amusing to observe the number of Pompey fan tweets this morning lauding the "Pompey 2 Barcelona 0" result last night with no hint of irony that its these very players that kick-started Pompey's downfall and contributed to Pompey's current financial rot. Not the brightest bunch down there ("tell us something we don't already know Trousers")

 

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saint si

saint si

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Amusing to observe the number of Pompey fan tweets this morning lauding the "Pompey 2 Barcelona 0" result last night with no hint of irony that its these very players that kick-started Pompey's downfall and contributed to Pompey's current financial rot. Not the brightest bunch down there ("tell us something we don't already know Trousers")

 

"Pompey boys" in the good times; money-grabbing villains in the bad...

trousers

trousers

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@NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest.

 

FFS :facepalm:

Colinjb

Colinjb

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@NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest.

 

FFS

 

And when is the deadline for their league membership getting revoked?

 

That's cutting it mighty fine!

Shroppie

Shroppie

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Over five million views on this thread

Yet still the skate b@st@rds aren't dead

No arrests have been made

And no creditors paid

But we'll carry on warming the bread

 

:like too

andysstuff

andysstuff

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@NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest.

 

FFS :facepalm:

Still no definitive date then

pedg

pedg

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@NabilHassan79: #pompey Administrators of the club confirm that the case to decide Fratton Park valuation will be heard by 19 April at the latest.

 

FFS :facepalm:

 

All I want for a 50th birthday present is....... (yep that the 19th...)

trousers

trousers

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twitter_normal.jpgNabil Hassan ‏@NabilHassan79

PKF: "The court was made aware correspondence has been exchanged between Football League & Portpin which seems to lead to some ambiguity with the League's previous public statements no other bid would be considered at this late stage. We'll be seeking clarification ​from the League as a matter of urgency

 

twitter_normal.jpgNabil Hassan ‏@NabilHassan79

PKF: "We hope that, in the next few days, the court will be able to set a specific date for this hearing." #pompey

trousers

trousers

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"Someone" doesn't want this court case to take place, do they? #delaytactics #smokescreen

 

Cue Farmery announcing the this further delay is good for the PDT :facepalm:

trousers

trousers

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http://www.pkf.co.uk/pkf/news/football_industry/portsmouth_fc_-_update&goto=2&Category=News%20%5E%20views&Subcategory=Press%20releases

 

[h=1]Portsmouth FC - update[/h]

21 February 2013: A spokesman for PKF said: “We are pressing ahead with the case that is seeking the court’s consent for the disposal of Fratton Park to the PST.

 

"The court has this morning confirmed that the case will be heard by 19 April at the latest, which will enable us to meet the Football League's deadline for the sale of the club, subject to a favourable ruling. We hope that, in the next few days, the court will be able to set a specific date for this hearing.

 

"The court was also made aware that correspondence has been exchanged between the Football League and Portpin which seems to lead to some ambiguity with the League's previous public statements that no other bid would be considered at this late stage. We will be seeking clarification from the League as a matter of urgency."

 

Shrek

Shrek

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[The End?]

 

The saga has strained my router,

Coffee has covered the computer,

Soon they'll be dead,

We'll archive this thread,

But we'll never forget the scooter.

Torres

Torres

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And when is the deadline for their league membership getting revoked?

 

That's cutting it mighty fine!

 

And what a shame it would be if Portpin lost but were given leave to appeal and that appeal couldn't be heard until early May? Wouldn't that be convenient for PKF and Portpin but mightily unfortunate for the PST? :suspicious:

Guan 2.0

Guan 2.0

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There was a small group of fans,

Who announced 'we're the best in the land'

But couldn't be fucked

To ever turn up

And you can count their crowds on one hand

trousers

trousers

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And what a shame it would be if Portpin lost but were given leave to appeal and that appeal couldn't be heard until early May? Wouldn't that be convenient for PKF and Portpin but mightily unfortunate for the PST? :suspicious:

 

Do any of our legal eagles on here know for sure whether Portpin would automatically have the right to appeal if the court agrees with the Trust's valuation? If it's a certainty that they have that legal right then it's "game over", surely?

trousers

trousers

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The question is....why do PKF feel they need further clarification from the Football League when the Football League have made it 100% clear (twice) that they won't entertain any other bid.

 

It's almost as if PKF don't want it to go to court.... ;)

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