Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Have we seen this before: anyone know what the film is that was originally taken from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Have we seen this before: Hilarious. Sould be titled '#factlessallen's bunker meltdown' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 anyone know what the film is that was originally taken from? It's a German film called Downfall http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downfall_(film) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 nice little vid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidthesquid Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Have we seen this before: Beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkster Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Stolen from twitter On my way home from work I saw 4 #Pompey players playing football with a cat. I was about to call the RSPCA but then the cat went 1-0 up! #saintsfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Allen was probably born out of a docker hughes ( little t wat) fumble with some slapper using phrases like ' jog on' Class allen...real class Docker Hughes - wasn't he the one that that stood for parliament under the banner of the 6:57? Wanted to take Portsmouth out of Hampshire. LOL I'd take them right out of Hampshire - middle of the channel then sink the ****ing cesspit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 It's a German film called Downfall http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downfall_(film) Thanks, seen it used so often and wondered what the source was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorsetdave Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Have we seen this before: I also like his fishy song, singing about Pompey's value I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Now when they decide for the next court date, and against all the odds they find in favour for the trust, can Chinny appeal, or is that it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_John Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 When the Skate News stopped their Saturday Sports paper last year after 109 years Hold the Front Page wrote the following http://www.holdthefrontpage.co.uk/2012/news/saturday-sports-title-axed-mid-season-after-109-years/ In the article there is a nice quote from neil “There are three things certain in life – death, taxes… and the end of Saturday sports papers. I have been here previously, when what was once the largest-selling sports paper in Britain – Birmingham’s Sports Argus – went to the great publisher in the sky,” he wrote. So he was at the Sports Argus and the Skate News when both closed their Saturday Sports paper. Perhaps his quote should be changed to "..There are three things certain in life - death of his football club, unpaid taxes by the Cheats, and the end of Saturday Sports papers that he works for...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 River of Hope revisited. As the sun set today on another day of mobility scooter racing, it may have been just a single tear that ran down a ruffian's cheek onto a threadbare blue and white scarf, but it spoke volumes. For as we huddle tonight on the fire escape of history with the long shadows dancing across the spot where Avram proudly ranted, they are no longer tears of pain being shed, but a physical sign that things are at last getting better. The hand of history is on our shoulders, a corner has been turned, the scent of ownership hangs heavy in the air - and that means that Thursday could be the greatest day not just for pompey, but for the whole sporting world as the Trust leads football fans of all colours and creeds to the promised land. Imagine a world where pompey are debt-free and hailed as the biggest fan-owned club in the world - well dream no more, that is all just about true now. For that little glinty brave droplet that fell from a youngster's face upon the hallowed ground that costs £20 to park your coach on, was in response to the news that a court date to set a court date, had been set - and that little tear opened the floodgates all across the proud city as news spread of the fantastic non-adjournement victory. That small child's tear swelled the famous river of hope and turned it into the mighty flood that will burst it's banks and wash the criminals from Fratton Park, allowing HMS Trust to sail in on the morning tide of pluckitude. Today there was no more the glorious success of adjournement, this time it gave way to the doubly glorious success of non-adjournement! And that's where our street ruffian comes in. Muddy of face and passionate of nature, he is the future of the sleepiest giant in world football. Tales of packed parks and dock strikes fill his little head, allowing him to dream the undreamable. And that's what this battle is all about. This good fight isn't about the majority shareholding of the property developers, or the greedy villainous creditors still banging on about their money, no, this is a fight to preserve a child's dream. Because this small chap is only old enough to know the unsavoury side of modern football - a once proud sport now sullied by commercialism, and people demanding that their invoices are paid. He wants a club to support tomorrow, and the next day, and perhaps in April too - even if he doesn't recognise the bloke on his club calendar. And that's why he needs your support. Tomorrow the Trust takes a massive step towards owning quite a lot of something that hasn't really been clarified. They will proudly stand up to a judge and claim the keys to a new beginning - they will literally grasp destiny. It will be a new blue dawn that doesn't include criminals or debt, a fresh start for a generation of children who deserve a future. Oh yes, to others it might just be a mad notion that will be lit by the morning sunshine over the brave old fortress, but for the faithful, tomorrow Justice Closing Down Sales will hand over the keys to a small child's dream, and that's all any of us would ever want. So for that reason alone, we all need to wipe the tears from the scarf and support the Trust. And also, any scummah c@nt who doesn't support it will have their f^cking car torched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Paragraphs are a bit long Rallyboy... snig ger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 nice little vid Aw thanks TDD, that took us dubai massive on a trip down memory lane. To the dark days of L1 & the nPc when we could only get Arabic commentary in the pub. Oh and Rallyboy? (Learn how to do THAT one FF!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Does anyone know how many 'Fans trust' clubs there are? One of the first, I recollect, was Non league Ebbsfleet who started with 27,000 odd members paying £35 each and they all had a say in the club's admin and team selection policy. However 3 years down the line only 3,500 members remain and the club is back in financial difficulty. Surely something similar couldn't happen to Portsmyth FC could it?myfootballclub.con charged an annual fee. Wonder if PST will have to beg members for an annual fee to supplement the grand they have put in already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-court-hearing-to-go-ahead-1-4809745 These so called journalists at the Snooze - does ANYONE actually proof read an article prior to publication - The grammar and spelling is just unbelievable FFS surely the minimum requirement for a journalist !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-court-hearing-to-go-ahead-1-4809745 These so called journalists at the Snooze - does ANYONE actually proof read an article prior to publication - The grammar and spelling is just unbelievable FFS surely the minimum requirement for a journalist !!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is horrific... is Allen doing the night shift again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsbridge Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 There was a fat git with a bell Tattoos and a terrible smell When his club when bust Up popped a Trust To finally blow it to Hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 There was a club on the coast With the bestest fans to boast They swam with a shark Who own'd Fratton Park In a fortnight they'll be toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Fatpipes park has a trust To pledge your grand is a must But the money you pay Won't see them play Next year the're all be bust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Gary Lineker @GaryLineker Who would have thought? Portsmouth 2 Barcelona 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I thought as a Journalist he would be interested in what people have to say and opposing views on things. Says a lot about him that he isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-court-hearing-to-go-ahead-1-4809745 20/02/2013 9:23 PM GMT Rate: (1 | 1) hateleys head Think the main reason all the sad s(ummers on here want us to go to the wall is because they are all to frightened to play Pompey again, scared to face the best fans in the whole wide world ( Hurts you all doesn't it ). You should be wanting us to survive, otherwise you are stuck with the last TWO 4-1 WINS against you forever, you know the one's at Fratton and in your own back yard, st.faries. Ha Ha s(um boys. PUP ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Tomorrow the Skates hit the courts They want a cheap stadium of sorts It's a bit of a hash Cos they ain't got no cash The trust look like boys wearing shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 A Pompey fan who was skinny Sent a letter to Lord Mawhinney "It's highly unfair We're having a 'mare We've been bummed in the *rse by Chinny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Have we seen this before: Portalooville it is then!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedg Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 PKF had a stadium to sell but the plan had not gone too well 5 million said the judge but if you got him to budge it would be 10 without the c**t with the bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 I also like his fishy song, singing about Pompey's value I think. River of Hope revisited. As the sun set today on another day of mobility scooter racing, it may have been just a single tear that ran down a ruffian's cheek onto a threadbare blue and white scarf, but it spoke volumes. For as we huddle tonight on the fire escape of history with the long shadows dancing across the spot where Avram proudly ranted, they are no longer tears of pain being shed, but a physical sign that things are at last getting better. The hand of history is on our shoulders, a corner has been turned, the scent of ownership hangs heavy in the air - and that means that Thursday could be the greatest day not just for pompey, but for the whole sporting world as the Trust leads football fans of all colours and creeds to the promised land. Imagine a world where pompey are debt-free and hailed as the biggest fan-owned club in the world - well dream no more, that is all just about true now. For that little glinty brave droplet that fell from a youngster's face upon the hallowed ground that costs £20 to park your coach on, was in response to the news that a court date to set a court date, had been set - and that little tear opened the floodgates all across the proud city as news spread of the fantastic non-adjournement victory. That small child's tear swelled the famous river of hope and turned it into the mighty flood that will burst it's banks and wash the criminals from Fratton Park, allowing HMS Trust to sail in on the morning tide of pluckitude. Today there was no more the glorious success of adjournement, this time it gave way to the doubly glorious success of non-adjournement! And that's where our street ruffian comes in. Muddy of face and passionate of nature, he is the future of the sleepiest giant in world football. Tales of packed parks and dock strikes fill his little head, allowing him to dream the undreamable. And that's what this battle is all about. This good fight isn't about the majority shareholding of the property developers, or the greedy villainous creditors still banging on about their money, no, this is a fight to preserve a child's dream. Because this small chap is only old enough to know the unsavoury side of modern football - a once proud sport now sullied by commercialism, and people demanding that their invoices are paid. He wants a club to support tomorrow, and the next day, and perhaps in April too - even if he doesn't recognise the bloke on his club calendar. And that's why he needs your support. Tomorrow the Trust takes a massive step towards owning quite a lot of something that hasn't really been clarified. They will proudly stand up to a judge and claim the keys to a new beginning - they will literally grasp destiny. It will be a new blue dawn that doesn't include criminals or debt, a fresh start for a generation of children who deserve a future. Oh yes, to others it might just be a mad notion that will be lit by the morning sunshine over the brave old fortress, but for the faithful, tomorrow Justice Closing Down Sales will hand over the keys to a small child's dream, and that's all any of us would ever want. So for that reason alone, we all need to wipe the tears from the scarf and support the Trust. And also, any scummah c@nt who doesn't support it will have their f^cking car torched. What a beautiful video, followed by an excellent piece by Rallyboy. The river of hope has cast a plague over our bestest. God bless nutjobs far and wide. Roll on tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 Under creditors bills -so unjust, And some shirt buttons pledged by the trust, Under fag-packet plans From the World's Greatest Fans, Is Riquelme's contract gathering dust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 The trust said "all will be right. We're going to put up a fight." When the kitties shown to be bare Then continues their 'mare Proving the scummers were right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 There was a club oh so clever Got run by a man named Trevor He fought off Baloo And told King Kanu: "You'll be paid on the never-never" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 The gobby few still like to boast, that Thierry loved them the most, but will that keep them warm, when their pitch is a lawn, and fapipes is nothing but toast? or for the post-watershed market - He answers to Uncle or Mr, admitting he couldn't resist her, but his tactics were wrong, as he tugged at the thong, and played one up front on his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Paul C Posted 20 February, 2013 Share Posted 20 February, 2013 their payment for overdue tax Somehow got lost in the fax now their skint and so sad & the squads really quite bad but they still owe the same bloody TAX... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertySFC Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 (edited) There is a man called Guy Who often comes out to cry He moans and groans No real signings but loans And no money from C S I Edited 21 February, 2013 by qwertySFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 their payment for overdue tax Somehow got lost in the fax now their skint and so sad & the squads really quite bad but they still owe the same bloody TAX... haha! Sums it up perfectly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 There once was a twaaat with a bell, Who shat himself as his club fell, Down divisions with ease, Despite pledging his fleas, All he has is tattoos and a smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Paul C Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 As BC might say For no more than a few million at most I sell you this great (s******) club to boast As the besterest of fans.. With the most bodacious of plans... Ssshhh Trev, don't tell them their TOAST Says Balram to his new mate "no facts Neil" I'll cut you in on my new deal Convince them their great and that your their best mate and several million from them we can steal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Paul C Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 As BC might say For no more than a few million at most I sell you this great (s******) club to boast As the besterest of fans.. With the most bodacious of plans... Ssshhh Trev, don't tell them their TOAST Says Balram to his new mate "no facts Neil" I'll cut you in on my new deal Convince them their great and that your their best mate and several million from them we can steal Bledin' swear filter checker - what wrong with the word sn-igger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 20/02/2013 9:23 PM GMT Rate: (1 | 1) hateleys head Think the main reason all the sad s(ummers on here want us to go to the wall is because they are all to frightened to play Pompey again, scared to face the best fans in the whole wide world ( Hurts you all doesn't it ). You should be wanting us to survive, otherwise you are stuck with the last TWO 4-1 WINS against you forever, you know the one's at Fratton and in your own back yard, st.faries. Ha Ha s(um boys. PUP The reason so many nutjobs want pcfc to die is beautifully surmised in this article ahead of Bradford's big day out at the weekend. Not for Bradford the "We must remain competitive" line. Not for them "Quality over Quantity". Not for them "Showbiz CEO's" Not for them "We're a big club innit we got another billionaire to buy us" No, for them it was blood guts and dedicated people putting their entire lives on the line. Understanding from the start that they had to rebuild. That Survival was the single most important factor. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2281939/Bradford-preview-ahead-Capital-One-Cup-final-v-Swansea.html No, Bradford were not the bestest, their fans didn't go round making death threats. They only fought to survive. Karma has given THEM their reward. It will do the same to the skates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterside.saint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 The reason so many nutjobs want pcfc to die is beautifully surmised in this article ahead of Bradford's big day out at the weekend. Not for Bradford the "We must remain competitive" line. Not for them "Quality over Quantity". Not for them "Showbiz CEO's" Not for them "We're a big club innit we got another billionaire to buy us" No, for them it was blood guts and dedicated people putting their entire lives on the line. Understanding from the start that they had to rebuild. That Survival was the single most important factor. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2281939/Bradford-preview-ahead-Capital-One-Cup-final-v-Swansea.html No, Bradford were not the bestest, their fans didn't go round making death threats. They only fought to survive. Karma has given THEM their reward. It will do the same to the skates. Karma is indeed rewarding the skates - and not in a good way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamesaint Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 River of Hope revisited. As the sun set today on another day of mobility scooter racing, it may have been just a single tear that ran down a ruffian's cheek onto a threadbare blue and white scarf, but it spoke volumes. For as we huddle tonight on the fire escape of history with the long shadows dancing across the spot where Avram proudly ranted, they are no longer tears of pain being shed, but a physical sign that things are at last getting better. The hand of history is on our shoulders, a corner has been turned, the scent of ownership hangs heavy in the air - and that means that Thursday could be the greatest day not just for pompey, but for the whole sporting world as the Trust leads football fans of all colours and creeds to the promised land. Imagine a world where pompey are debt-free and hailed as the biggest fan-owned club in the world - well dream no more, that is all just about true now. For that little glinty brave droplet that fell from a youngster's face upon the hallowed ground that costs £20 to park your coach on, was in response to the news that a court date to set a court date, had been set - and that little tear opened the floodgates all across the proud city as news spread of the fantastic non-adjournement victory. That small child's tear swelled the famous river of hope and turned it into the mighty flood that will burst it's banks and wash the criminals from Fratton Park, allowing HMS Trust to sail in on the morning tide of pluckitude. Today there was no more the glorious success of adjournement, this time it gave way to the doubly glorious success of non-adjournement! And that's where our street ruffian comes in. Muddy of face and passionate of nature, he is the future of the sleepiest giant in world football. Tales of packed parks and dock strikes fill his little head, allowing him to dream the undreamable. And that's what this battle is all about. This good fight isn't about the majority shareholding of the property developers, or the greedy villainous creditors still banging on about their money, no, this is a fight to preserve a child's dream. Because this small chap is only old enough to know the unsavoury side of modern football - a once proud sport now sullied by commercialism, and people demanding that their invoices are paid. He wants a club to support tomorrow, and the next day, and perhaps in April too - even if he doesn't recognise the bloke on his club calendar. And that's why he needs your support. Tomorrow the Trust takes a massive step towards owning quite a lot of something that hasn't really been clarified. They will proudly stand up to a judge and claim the keys to a new beginning - they will literally grasp destiny. It will be a new blue dawn that doesn't include criminals or debt, a fresh start for a generation of children who deserve a future. Oh yes, to others it might just be a mad notion that will be lit by the morning sunshine over the brave old fortress, but for the faithful, tomorrow Justice Closing Down Sales will hand over the keys to a small child's dream, and that's all any of us would ever want. So for that reason alone, we all need to wipe the tears from the scarf and support the Trust. And also, any scummah c@nt who doesn't support it will have their f^cking car torched. Absolutely brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Under Weststand Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Rallyboy you are a true nutjob legend My little contribution to the limerick's. There once was a man called Balloo Who's really not loved by the few He lent them some cash They won't pay it back But he maintains he is secure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Jim Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 The reason so many nutjobs want pcfc to die is beautifully surmised in this article ahead of Bradford's big day out at the weekend. Not for Bradford the "We must remain competitive" line. Not for them "Quality over Quantity". Not for them "Showbiz CEO's" Not for them "We're a big club innit we got another billionaire to buy us" No, for them it was blood guts and dedicated people putting their entire lives on the line. Understanding from the start that they had to rebuild. That Survival was the single most important factor. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2281939/Bradford-preview-ahead-Capital-One-Cup-final-v-Swansea.html No, Bradford were not the bestest, their fans didn't go round making death threats. They only fought to survive. Karma has given THEM their reward. It will do the same to the skates. Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Rallyboy you are a true nutjob legend My little contribution to the limerick's. There once was a man called Balloo Who's really not loved by the few He lent them some cash They won't pay it back But he maintains he is secure Doesn't really work as a limerick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Deluded, inbred and no shame Their sister is seen as fair game, The cheats won a cup But f*cked it all up, And everyone else is to blame. Another reason as well Why they should all go to hell, Not only the cheating Tax-dodging and bleating, But that f**king c**t with the bell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100%Red&White Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Sparse in fans but big on gob Charities they love to rob, They’re called the “Blue-few” So fitting and true, And gripped by the balls by Chin’s mob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Arising from just down the coast, Is the pleasing aroma of toast. After they won the Cup; We sang “Pompey pay up!” But they didn’t yet continue to boast … The fans down there think they’re the best, But we know that is only a jest. It is just one reason why We wish Pompey would die And the world could be freed of this pest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Somebody needs to take all the Limericks (that work) and copy & paste them and save them for posterity They'll just disappear into the ether once this thread reaches 3500 pages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rallyboy Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 pompey's wages were high, as they reached from gutter to sky, when the figures came back, they didn't quite stack, so they shafted local businesses, charities, the taxman, continued gambling their future on overpaid players and got into bed with loan sharks and organised crime while ignoring the debts, pleading poverty, and paying their manager to bother prossies behind a skip in Horton Heath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winchester Red Posted 21 February, 2013 Share Posted 21 February, 2013 Deluded, inbred and no shame Their sister is seen as fair game, The cheats won a cup But f*cked it all up, And everyone else is to blame. Another reason as well Why they should all go to hell, Not only the cheating Tax-dodging and bleating, But that f**king c**t with the bell! The best so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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